Chapter 203: After eating your meal, my brother is worried that the IQ will be as low as yours!
Chapter 203 After eating your meal, brother is worried that the IQ will be as low as you! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)
Now, Feng Yuanmo is in the rising period of her career,
The transformation has just been successful,
She has already been contacted by major music companies.
want to package and build her,
And the person in charge of the company has also been building momentum for Feng Yuanmo, allowing her to participate in various entertainment variety shows to increase her popularity.
Feng Yuanmo at this time, if there are scandals, stains, etc.,
It is undoubtedly the most disturbing thing.
So
Sister Yuan, the person in charge, told her to "pay attention to proportion" is also very necessary.
And Feng Yuanmo will cherish this transformation opportunity very much, although several CEOs of the company hope that she can pretend to be CP with Shen Fei,
However, Feng Yuanmo will also think more about the details herself.
Even if you swallow it, it's just a superficial taste, and it must not be too intimate.
So
Ran down from the office building, and after seeing Shen Fei,
She didn't come over like before, just babbling,
Instead, she smiled very ladylike and waved her little hand, "It's coming~"
Shen Fei was stunned for a moment, his expression was stunned: Why is this girl's temperament different from before? But I didn't think much about it, and asked casually, "Eat first?" β
"Okay, you invite me~"
"Please me~"
Behold
The next moment, the two of them actually spoke out at the same time to let each other have a treat.
"Hey, men and women eat together, of course it's a boy's treat, can we be a little gentlemanly?" Feng Yuanmo was suddenly unhappy.
"Who stipulates that if two people eat together, they must be treated by boys? Let that dog come out and see if Lao Tzu doesn't cut him! Shen Fei shouted, "Besides, brother is here to give you popularity, if you don't invite a treat, who will?" β
"These are two different things, okay?"
Feng Yuanmo puffed out her chest unconvinced, "Look at others, men and women go out to eat together, and boys take the initiative to invite guests." Why are you so picky? β
"Nonsense, I see that many couples go out to eat together, and girls take the initiative to pay the bill!" Shen Fei was right.
"That's because they're married, and when they get married, how can men have money in their pockets? Unless it's private money!" Feng Yuanmo stiffened her neck and analyzed Shen Fei, "My dad is like this!" β
Before marriage, the man pays the bills; After marriage, the woman pays the bills.
In the eyes of girls like Feng Yuanmo, most men should be like this.
"Damn! With your kind of thinking, whoever marries you in the future will be unlucky! Shen Fei unceremoniously struck.
"Cut, who rarely marries you!" Feng Yuanmo pouted.
Then, the two of them were stunned: Okay, how do you talk about boyfriend and girlfriend? Even talked about couples? What's even more outrageous is that it talks about who will take care of the accounts after marriage.
Oops Mom,
If this is photographed, this must not cause a scandal.
"Eat, eat, I'll treat you, you door-slamming man!" Feng Yuanmo didn't bother to continue the discussion with this stinky guy who didn't understand gentlemanly demeanor at all, and glanced in front of him, "Where's your car?" β
"No one is refueling, it's not on!" Shen Fei responded lazily, "If someone is willing to pay the rest of the rent, my brother will be able to afford to drive~"
"It's not that I won't give it to you, look at your slamming appearance! Slightly~"
Feng Yuanmo wrinkled her little nose.
The two stopped the car and went to a small restaurant with a decent environment.
"You're going to treat me to a bowl of ramen for eight pieces?" Shen Fei picked out the noodles in the bowl, as well as the few thin slices of translucent beef.
"Yes, this girl has to save money to pay the rent!" Feng Yuanmo responded as a matter of course, took a bite of a noodle with a small mouth, sucked it into his mouth, "It's good if I didn't invite you to eat five pieces of spicy hot food~~"
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After lunch,
The two went to Sheshan National Forest Park together,
While chatting, while broadcasting,
Because Shen Fei is too tall, even if he takes the live broadcast pole, Feng Yuanmo's arm is a little sore.
Shen Fei took over the live broadcast pole, "I'll come~"
"Thank you~"
Feng Yuan smiled sweetly, thinking in her heart: This stinky guy is finally a bit gentlemanly.
but
The live broadcast pole is in Shen Fei's hands,
The audience in the live broadcast room began to complain frantically:
[Damn, Uncle Huang, you are deliberate, we can only see the top of the head of the Heavenly King and the Tiger of the Earth, look at a chickenΒ·~]
[That's it, Uncle Huang, can you lower the live broadcast pole a little? ] γ
[Mimo: I feel a deep malice, malice from Uncle Huang. γ
[Poofhaha, Uncle Huang, this guy is absolutely careful! ] γ
really
It didn't take long for
Feng Yuanmo shouted, "Hey, Uncle Huang, can we be a person?" Why don't you let me show my face?"
"If you jump, won't you show your face? The camera is dead, but the person is alive! Shen Fei responded as a matter of course.
"Damn! You're a kangaroo when you're a mother, bouncing all the way!" Feng Yuanmo held Shen Fei's arm with both hands and pressed down vigorously, just to lower the live broadcast pole in his hand.
Interaction, interaction, pay attention to a mutual and dynamic,
The old lady's face can't be revealed,
There's only one head melon,
Let the old lady's head interact with the fans!
finally interacted with this stinky guy offline live broadcast, and finally increased the number of fans by more than 100 million all of a sudden, and this stinky guy always plays tricks on his mother, which is really hateful.
Finally pressed Shen Fei's arm down,
Feng Yuanmo waved to the audience in the live broadcast room,
Then he took out a carton of pure milk, "Family, do you have anything to drink?" Sorry, there's only one box! β
"Mine?"
Shen Fei twisted his face and asked.
"Huh? You didn't say it, and I didn't prepare it! Feng Yuanmo stuck out her tongue, inserted a straw, and began to drink deliciously.
Shen Fei teased: "Don't drink it, people's bodies are innate, and you can't make up for it if you make it up for the day after tomorrow!" β
The so-called what to eat and what to make up,
This girl drinks milk, doesn't she just want to make her bear two bigger?
And milk is high in calcium, maybe you can make your size jump on the Internet!
I didn't expect Shen Fei, a stinky guy, to make such a direct joke.
Feng Yuanmo suddenly rolled her eyes, "I want you to take care of it, hum!" β
Live room: [Hahaha, Uncle Huang was definitely a straight man in his previous life. γ
[What a previous life, Uncle Huang is now a straight man! ] γ
[Made of steel! γ
[Uncle Huang's mouth is still as bad as ever! ] Hahaha, however, Lao Tzu likes it~]
[Yes, yes, it seems that whoever interacts with Uncle Huang's offline live broadcast is unlucky; They are all objects of teasing~~]
[It reminds me of the mute bride; Not only was the online microphone interaction made by Uncle Huang crying, but the offline seemed to have collapsed for a day~~γ
[No, it doesn't seem to be all that. Look at Anne, she's an exception. γ
[Oh, oh, that's true. When Anne and Uncle Huang were live broadcasting, the two of them desperately sprinkled dog food for us; But when Uncle Huang is with other female anchors, ahahaha......]
[Feel distressed for two seconds! ] γ
really
The next moment,
Shen Fei's sixth nature has been committed again,
looked down at Feng Yuanmo, who was drinking milk beside him,
With a serious expression, he said: "Your milk, at first glance, is the mother's milk!" β
Feng Yuanmo's expression was stunned: "How do you know that it must be mother's milk?" β
"I said yes, it must be even more!" Shen Fei nodded solemnly.
"What if it's not?"
"It has to be!"
"Where did you tell it must be mother's milk?"
"Brother knows at a glance!"
"On the basis? You have to put up a reliable basis to be able to sleep with me, and I will believe that it is mother's milk!"
Feng Yuanmo discussed with Shen Fei with a serious expression whether the milk in his hand was male milk or female milk, and the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing crazy.
Especially Shen Fei said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "It's a real hammer, this girl is a fool!" I don't know such a simple question. β
It also instantly brought the atmosphere of the live broadcast room to the peak~~
"Why do you call me a fool?!" Feng Yuan Mo was extremely embarrassed, "Today, if you can tell the basis that this box is mother's milk, this girl will admit that she is a fool!" If you can't tell why, you're a fool! The biggest and biggest fool in the world! β
Live Room:
[Poofha, Uncle Huang, my wife is already so stupid, don't play tricks on people, okay? ] γ
[Haha, I can't help it, I'm going to laugh and pee, why didn't I find my wife like this before! ] γ
[If anyone marries this thing, the IQ of the offspring ...... It's worrying! γ
Shen Fei smiled: "No need for a reason, it's mother's milk!" β
"You know, you know, you don't know why! Hmph, I still want to lie to this girl, tell you, this girl is smart~" Feng Yuanmo's little face showed a touch of pride.
Sister Zhou who watched the live broadcast,
Already laughing out of the goose call,
even directly barrage: "Hahaha, Uncle Huang's dog day is too bad, and he has fooled people and made them lame!" β
Bang Sixteen also held his stomach and laughed for a long time, "This guy is so good at living, if you interact with him offline one day in the future, you must be careful, so as not to be crooked by this guy~~"
The three leaders of station B glanced at each other,
Mr. Li: "The IQ of Mi Mo before...... No problem, right? β
Mr. Huang and the other one, both of them shook their heads and smiled bitterly~~
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At half past five in the afternoon,
I think Anne's little girl is going to get out of school,
Shen Fei handed the live broadcast room to Feng Yuanmo, "You broadcast it by yourself first, I'll make a call!" β
then
Shen Fei took his mobile phone and went to the side,
Feng Yuanmo, who still doesn't know the answer,
quietly asked the audience in the live broadcast room, "Family, why did Uncle Huang insist that I drank mother's milk just now?" Couldn't it be male milk? I feel like it's a matter of probability, with 50% male and female each! β
The barrage in the live broadcast room commanded:
[Hahaha, Mrs. Mimo, don't worry about this problem, register another day, and test your intelligence! ] γ
[There's nothing wrong with what Mrs. Mo said, what if it's male milk? Comical. GIFγ
[I suspect there's a car driving upstairs, but I don't have proof!] γ
[Ahem, whether it's male or female, the essence is the same anyway: it's all eggs! White! Quality! γ
[, what the hell is this, it flew over my face with a whoosh~~]
[Specially, I'm a little fairy, I understand in seconds. May I ask my family, can I still be saved? γ
Seeing the barrage of these unscrupulous family members in the live broadcast room,
Feng Yuanmo collapsed again: "Can you be reliable?" Doesn't anyone know the answer? β
Everyone in the live broadcast room was collectively speechless.
And after Shen Fei dialed Anne's phone,
Anne said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Brother Shen Fei, we may not be able to eat together tonight; There are two days to go before the party, and we are in too much of a hurry to rehearse until ten o'clock in the evening~~"
"Okay, okay, remember to eat!" Shen Fei admonished.
"Well, mua~~" Anne took a sip of Shen Fei over the phone, "Brother Shen Fei is too, you must eat well~"
"Yes, yes!"
"Brother Shen Fei, have you thought about it? Would you like to attend our school evening? β
"Look at your performance~"
"Oh, Anne continued to behave that night, and you must be satisfied; Hee-hee, do you like cat ears and tails? β
"Tail?" Shen Fei was immediately overjoyed, "Is it a plug-in?" β
"I won't tell you, hehe~" The little girl sold a pass.
Doomed
At the party held by Lang Lang tonight, this girl didn't have a chance to attend.
But the evening activities can make Shen Fei look forward to it a little bit, and see what tricks Annie's little girl can do~~~
End of call,
Shen Fei came to Feng Yuanmo's side,
Feng Yuanmo tilted her head with a pleading look: "Tell me, how did you find out that it was mother's milk?" Please~~"
Shen Fei: ......
Co-author, this girl has been thinking about this answer all afternoon?
Shen Fei really doubted that this girl didn't know how to run home when it was raining!
"You IQ, don't think about such a complicated problem!" Shen Fei patted Feng Yuanmo's head, "By the way, what arrangements do you have for the night?" β
"It's not a big deal in the evening, eat together?" Feng Yuanmo asked tentatively, "If you tell me the answer, this girl will invite you to a big dinner in the evening~~"
"Forget it, after eating the big meal you invited, my brother is worried that the IQ will decrease!"
Shen Fei teased, "If you're idle, I'll take you to see the world later......"
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(End of chapter)