Chapter 205 A batch of poor alcohol, you can be a yarn! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)

Feng Yuanmo's heart at this moment: I, my lovely sister, me!

You're only a little one,

The whole family is small.

What's wrong with the old lady, eat your rice?

Although the sparrow is small, it is still ......

Phew~~

What a metaphor!

Why can't these foreigners understand Chinese culture clearly and praise people?

makes the old lady have to greet her with a smile now, "He is also very handsome, tall and big, and he looks mighty!" ”

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This kind of gathering is destined to be insufficient,

So

After half past ten,

The two glanced at each other, nodded their heads, and then both smiled, and then Feng Yuanmo took out his mobile phone, "Wait a minute, I'll call a substitute driver!" ”

In fact

There is no need to call a substitute driver at this door, and there are many substitute drivers around.

After a while,

The two of them were already sitting on the stall where Feng Yuanmo had been pitted by Shen Fei for the first time, and the middle-aged man came over with the menu, and when he saw Shen Fei and Feng Yuanmo, his expression was stunned, "Oh, you're not the one who ate the overlord last time...... Ahem, little girl, brought your boyfriend to dinner again? What do you want to eat this time? ”

"Last time you had a bully meal?" Shen Fei looked at Feng Yuanmo with a surprised face, his expression extremely exaggerated.

"I ......" Feng Yuanmo immediately pinched the soft flesh on Shen Fei's waist, "It's not that you're a stinky guy, you're embarrassed to tease me!" ”

Shen Fei grinned in pain,

The boss next to him smiled, "I misunderstood last time, I misunderstood, hahaha, what to eat this time, ensure that the portion is sufficient......"

I have to say,

This time, the boss thief was generous, not only gave Shen Fei and the two of them half a catty of mutton skewers, but also sent half a dozen more beers, "Little brother, brother and sister, eat and drink well, it's not enough, just mention it!" Old brother, I will definitely serve home~~~"

"Thank you~"

Shen Fei hugged his fists, then opened a bottle of beer and handed it to the boss, "Show off one?!" ”

"No, no, I still have to be busy over there, and I'll come back when I'm free~" The boss waved his hand and left with a smile~~

Shen Fei handed a bottle of beer to Feng Yuanmo, "On the hour?" Oh yes, singers don't drink, just save money! ”

The beer that had just been handed over, Shen Fei actually took it back.

Looked at

Feng Yuan was upset, got up directly, bent down and grabbed the beer bottle, "Who said you can't drink, I drank all the red wine at the banquet just now, and I still care about this beer?!! Take it, you~~"

snatched the beer, Feng Yuanmo's little face was raised, full of sneer,

Pick up the plastic cup, click and pour it for yourself,

There is quite a bit of the boldness of a man in Lu Province~~

"OK?"

Shen Fei raised his eyebrows.

"That must drop!" Feng Yuanmo's little face was raised higher, and her nostrils were almost facing the sky, "You can't do it?" ”

"Hah, how can a man say no? Bang Bang Hard! Shen Fei picked up his wine glass, "Come, let's go!" ”

"Okay, look how hard you are!" Feng Yuan was not to be outdone, and the two of them toasted.

You have a cup, I have a cup, and the cup is down.

You have a bottle, I have a bottle, and the bottle is empty.

After a while,

A dozen beers have been dried, Shen Fei is eating roast lamb kidney, his stomach is already a little difficult to swallow, Feng Yuanmo is holding peanuts and holding his cheeks with one hand,

His face was flushed, his eyes were foggy, and he looked at Shen Fei and smirked, "You can't do it, fine dog~~"

"Ahem, boss, one more dozen!"

Shen Fei immediately raised his hand and shouted.

was looked down upon by this little one, can this be endured?

"Hiccup, no, don't force it~~ Hiccup, don't worry, Ben ...... This girl won't laugh at you, giggle......"

Feng Yuanmo slapped Shen Fei's hand and smiled stupidly.

Shen Fei glanced at his phone in a daze, "Wait a minute, brother go and make a call, and you can't do it when you turn around!" ”

Shen Fei's steps were a little shaky, but not to the point of getting drunk.

Isn't it just that I drank some red wine, and now I've drunk a few bottles of beer, what a big deal~~

After a brief chat with Anne,

Shen Fei found a place where no one was around, and sprinkled a bubble,

He walked back with a cigarette in his mouth,

The cigarette butt glowed with a fiery red light,

Shen Fei picked up the beer and opened the two bottles with a click.

Hand one of the bottles to Feng Yuanmo, "Let's talk about it first, whoever gets drunk first will pay the bill." Do you dare? ”

"Why don't you dare, I'm afraid you won't succeed, come, whole!"

Feng Yuanmo swayed and hugged the beer bottle, and the bottleneck touched the bottle in Shen Fei's hand.

"Wait,"

Shen Fei spoke up again, "You are not allowed to go to the toilet halfway, whoever can't hold back is considered a loser!" ”

"Good!"

Feng Yuan didn't think about it, so she agreed directly.

Next

Drink from bottle to bottle,

Even Shen Fei was shocked,

Although this girl is such a small one, this belly is ...... Nima, it's too good to pretend.

Seeing that there are still two bottles left in this dozen,

Shen Fei staggered and picked up a bottle, pinched the bottle opener with the other hand, and grinned at Feng Yuanmo, who was holding his cheeks with both hands, "Do you want to continue?" ”

"Must ...... Must drop, burp ......"

Feng Yuanmo's eyes were already trying to open them, but he couldn't open them no matter how he opened them.

But

Cooked duck with a still hard beak.

"Good~~"

Shen Fei "collapsed" and opened a bottle,

trembling and put it in front of Feng Yuanmo.

Feng Yuanmo shook the beer bottle with both hands and shook it......

"Puff~~"

There was a bang,

Crash

A crunch,

After two rings,

Feng Yuanmo was on her back for a long time and collapsed to the ground,

Beer bottles fall to the ground,

Bottle of broken wine sprinkled.

"Hey, hey, Hiccup...... Hey, don't be cowardly, stinky...... Hiccup~~" Shen Fei pointed at Feng Yuanmo, with a cigarette in his mouth, and smirked.

But

Feng Yuanmo couldn't open his eyes anymore, his body squirmed a few times, he was still lying on the ground and couldn't get up, his right hand moved unconsciously, and he couldn't speak......

"! Half in the bag? Hiccup~~~"

Shen Fei burst into a foul language inarticulately, staggered to Feng Yuanmo's side, shook the girl, shouted twice, and still didn't move......

"Oh, I'm so drunk!"

Shen Fei scolded again,

shouted at the boss, "Boss, check out~~~"

And then

took out the mobile phone from Feng Yuanmo's pocket, well, it's the latest version of the 13P.

Shen Fei slid it,

Sure enough, there is a password,

Pinching Feng Yuanmo's fingers, he tried the thumbs of his left and right hands first, but failed to unlock them.

Helped Feng Yuanmo up again, and his face was unlocked: "! Failed again! ”

Shen Fei tried her other fingers one by one,

Well, it prompts "multiple errors, unlocked in half an hour"!

"Damn!"

Shen Fei took out his mobile phone speechlessly, scanned the boss's payment code, and settled the bill.

glanced at Feng Yuanmo on the ground, shook his head, and sighed: "Although her figure is not good, she is very shriveled, but she is also a woman; Don't be picked up] corpses~~"

So,

In the wide-eyed expressions of the crowd,

Shen Fei grabbed this girl's arm with one hand,

The other hand grabbed the waist of her pants,

Throw it directly on the shoulder,

That's right, that's right, it's like carrying half a dead pig split from the middle, and it is directly carried away~~~

Reach out on the road to stop the car,

The driver saw that one was drunk unconscious, and the other was staggering, and the car didn't stop, and drove away directly......

There are several taxis in a row, all of which look like this bear!

Obviously, people don't pull drunk.

"The immortals are boarded, and Lao Tzu is not not not giving money, why are you slipping away so fast, you are in a hurry to mourn!"

Shen Fei scolded and scolded,

And then

I can't be angry,

Raised his hand and slapped the butt bone of a certain Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger on his shoulder, "Stinky woman, you can't drink, you can be a barren person!" ”

Fortunately, it's not too far from Tomson Yipin,

It's only two blocks on foot,

Shen Fei just carried a dead sow and walked all the way over,

provoked the surrounding pedestrians to look sideways for a while~~~~~

staggered, and finally arrived at the door of Tomson Yipin, the security guard of the community saw this posture and immediately came out to stop him, "Eh, who is that, why are you carrying an unconscious woman, tell you, don't ...... Belch?? You are Mr. Shen?!! Sorry, sorry, I didn't see it clearly~~"

The security guard Xiao Liu naturally regarded Shen Fei as a bad person who drugged women.

For the sake of the reputation of the community, for the sake of their own posts, they must be stopped.

"What's going on?"

Security guard Xiao Liu pointed to Feng Yuanmo on Shen Fei's shoulder and asked.

"If you're drunk, you can't drink, you can't do it!" Shen Fei responded unhappily, then took out a box of Hetianxia and took one in his mouth.

Looked at

The security guard immediately took out the lighter and respectfully helped Shen Fei light it.

"Thanks,"

Shen Fei took a sip, and then stuffed the remaining half of the box directly into the security guard's hand, "Brother, don't dislike it, brother will go upstairs first~~"

"Ah, I'm so embarrassed, Mr. Shen, do you need me to help carry it?" The security guards enthusiastically chased after him.

"No, it's just a few dozen pounds, it's not heavy!"

Shen Fei waved his hand.

"Okay, then you go slowly, just call if you need to!" The security guard saluted, waved, and watched Shen Fei leave.

Just now, he had already recognized who the girl Shen Fei was carrying on his shoulders was, it was the big anchor who lived on the fifteenth floor of Building B; And on weekdays, I have also seen her walking around the community with Shen Fei.

So

Naturally, it is not strange and is directly released.

Got into the elevator,

Shen Fei originally came to the 20th floor where he lived,

But after thinking about it, the woman in Sister Zhou vomited all over him last time, and it took him several days to clean up the smell at home.

Shen Fei gave up the idea of bringing this girl back to his home,

Directly pressed the 15th floor.

Who knows if the Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger will vomit like the mute bride later.

It's better to be on guard.

After a while,

Elevator to the fifteenth floor,

Shen Fei continued to carry the dead pig,

When I came to Feng Yuanmo's door, I put it down,

Grabbing her fingers, she tried to unlock the thumb of her right hand,

Click~~

The door opens,

Shen Fei showed joy.

That's it,

Shen Fei didn't carry Feng Yuanmo anymore, but carried the girl's trouser waist with one hand, and carried it directly into her house, turning on the lights all the way to the bedroom.

Pink room, faint jasmine scent,

Let Shen Fei sober up a little,

casually threw Feng Yuanmo on the bed, "Go you~~"

Feng Yuanmo lay on the bed on all fours, Shen Fei clapped his hands, and boasted: "The quasi-head strength is very good!" ”

At least I didn't throw people to the floor,

Instead, he threw it on the bed.

Turn on the air conditioner, the refrigeration is adjusted to 26 degrees, Shen Fei grabbed a summer cool quilt next to the bed, and wanted to cover this girl.

But I saw this girl's loose straight-leg pants...... It turned out to be wet.

"Uh?!! Pee? ”

Shen Fei was surprised, leaned over in a daze, reached out and touched it, and subconsciously put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it. (Don't over-misinterpret, it's completely subconscious, the protagonist is not a pervert!) ）

"Huh~~,!"

Shen Fei burst into a foul mouth, he really wanted to take a knife and cut off his fingers.

Nima,

Something like this happened.

Vomit~~~

I wanted to just ignore it and just turn my face and go home to sleep.

But after thinking about it,

Tainyima is disgusting, Shen Fei really can't afford to pass this level in his heart,

So,

picked up Feng Yuanmo with one hand and walked towards the bathroom.

After a while,

Shen Fei, who was dizzy, turned on the video mode on his mobile phone, "See clearly, you didn't hold it back, so you opened the gate and released the water......"

Come to think of it, the two of them drank some alcohol when they were at the party before,

At the night stall, the two of them made two dozen beers, a full 24 bottles, and halfway, Shen Fei solved the internal urgency in advance when he called; But Feng Yuanmo's girl has been persevering until now.

Now that I'm unconscious, my sphincter is relaxed, and the so-called water is overflowing, it's just a matter of course~~

The next scene,

Sister Zhou is more familiar with this scene,

The little author will not be specific.

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This night,

Shen Fei didn't leave.

There is no way to do it, and it is indeed a very dangerous thing to leave a drunk unconscious person at home alone.

Choking to death with their own vomit every year, or suffocating to death by blocking the airway; Or there are not a few people who die of sudden illness.

The family of the deceased will then hold everyone at the table accountable.

Especially the person who persuaded him to drink, he had to pay a lot of money.

So,

Shen Fei made do with the sofa all night, Feng Yuanmo's bedroom door was always open, in case something happened or moved, Shen Fei could ensure that he received the signal as soon as possible and rescued him in time.

fortunately

Both saw the sun the next day.

To be exact, Feng Yuanmo woke up thirsty at half past seven, his stomach was blazing, he was very uncomfortable, and his throat was very dry, so he woke up......

After waking up,

Consciousness is still in the foggy stage,

With nothing on top, I went to the living room to find water to drink.

Because she herself sleeps on weekdays, she also likes this feeling of nakedness, and she is alone at home, so naturally she doesn't need to worry so much......

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(End of chapter)