Chapter 347: Uncle Huang, this is the rhythm of being a horse! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)

on the road

Shen Fei learned the names of the two brothers and sisters of the chief's family from the young man who knew English.

The chief's son was called Labraca,

is the eldest son of a chieftain,

married three wives,

Sooner or later he will take the place of chief.

And the younger sister, called Maka Baka!

is the eldest and youngest in the family, eighteen this year, and the diameter of the lip disc is almost 15 cm.

There are many people in the world, and each of them has his own hobbies.

Some people like onyx, some people like snakes, and the women of this tribe like to have lips.

It is said that the lip has a long history.

The woman holds a pottery plate on her lower lip just to turn herself into an ugly monster. This method of self-mutilation was only to prevent other tribes from plundering female slaves.

I'd rather live an ugly life than be a slave of love in the world with charm and melancholy.

Once a custom is formed, it is very difficult to change it.

The huge plate on the lower lip can effectively protect your personal safety.

Over time, the tribe's aesthetic standards changed, and the cross-lip gradually became a symbol of bravery and charm. If you don't cross your lips, no matter how beautiful your daughter is, she won't be able to get married.

Even if the most unpopular men are willing to pinch their noses to marry, they will not get a rich dowry, and a decent and happy married life is even more of a fool's dream.

This is like the ancient European women's breasts, and the Qing Dynasty women's foot-binding behavior, for the future happy life, the girls of this tribe have no choice but to endure great psychological pressure and physical pain, from the age of fifteen, the chin will be poked a hole, and the size of the plate will grow larger and larger with age.

And this tribe also has an unwritten rule: the bigger a woman's lip plate, the more beautiful and sought-after the woman is.

A woman with big lips can even choose her own husband independently.

Lo and behold, Makabaka, the sister of the chief's son, Labaka, has this sense of superiority. Because she'...... Big enough!

And men,

If you want to get married, there is also an unwritten rule: you must cut out a ball before you get married!

Shen Fei naturally didn't know these common senses,

Along the way, ask them if they are taking themselves back?

The guy who knew English only frequently cast envious glances at him, but he didn't tell Shen Fei at all.

This makes it,

Shen Fei was quite tormented in his heart.

I'm really afraid that these people are cannibals, and they will have no way back.

With apprehension,

Shen Fei finally came to their tribe with the people of the Lip Pan Clan.

The tribe is a house built with dry firewood, shaped like a firewood stack, and it was already night when Shen Fei and the others arrived.

The roaring bonfire burns,

The tribesmen came to meet them,

A thin old guy with a face painted like a zebra, holding a cane made of unknown bone, with many bird feathers stuck in his head, and a group of men, women, children, and children behind him.

The women quickly took the antelopes, ostriches, lemurs and other prey brought by the team led by the chief's son, and went to the side to make ~

And the children and girls looked at Shen Fei in the team with curiosity on their faces,

After all, Shen Fei's skin color and dress are too different from them, and it is difficult to be conspicuous!

The little boiled eggs even stretched out their black hands to grab Shen Fei's clothes, and laughed vigorously~~~~

Shen Fei grinned,

While trying to avoid the magic grip of these little boiled eggs, who knows if they wipe their hands after pooping, and who knows if they are carriers of other viruses......

In short, there is nothing wrong with being careful.

If I really get AIDS or something, I can't explain it to Anne when I go back......

When I think of AIDS, I can't help but think of a small story I saw some time ago: a man had lung cancer, which was quite serious; Continue the surgery. The wife knelt down and begged the doctor: "You must save him, I am willing to spend as much as I want." We must save his life~~~"

But

Before the operation, the man was matched with a blood type, but it was found out that the man still had AIDS.

The next day,

After his wife learned of the situation, she told the doctor with a cold face: "Doctor, we are dead!" ”

This old man, whose face was painted with all kinds of paint and looked like a zebra, was the chief of the tribe. After seeing the prey brought by the clansmen, they first raised their bony canes and shouted for a while, and the other clansmen also made strange movements and shouted with the chief.

After that, the chief's son, Labaka, stepped forward and talked to the chief for a while, and the chief elder slowly turned to Shen Fei and looked at Shen Fei deeply.

Shen Fei felt that at this moment, he had become food again!

Unconsciously shuddered.

It wasn't until the chief looked away that Shen Fei breathed a deep sigh of relief, but he was faintly anxious in his heart: It's dark this day, Brother Jing, they should also find out that something happened to me.

Come and save me.

If you don't come again, Lao Tzu will really turn into barbecue.

In particular, Shen Fei's eyes noticed the roasted ostrich on the bonfire, and in particular, it was bubbling with oil, and he was already fantasizing in his mind: Will he be like this ostrich in a while.

At this point,

on the grassland,

The crew, who had just finished filming, finally remembered the existence of Shen Fei.

When they saw the crew's prop car, the glass was seriously damaged, and the seats had traces of attack by fierce beasts, and they were immediately worried.

"Did Brother Shen Fei encounter an accident?"

Lu Jingshan's pretty face couldn't hide her worry, the little black girl next to her grabbed her hand tightly, and her pretty face couldn't hide her worry and fear,

even leaned into Lu Jingshan's ear and said in a low voice: "This is the lion's paw print~~"

Wu frowned, and the villain Frank was also worried,

Wu Gang urged: "Call Xiao Shen's phone first~~"

There were traces of blood on the surrounding grass, they didn't know that it was the blood left by the lion, they thought it was Shen Fei's body, and now they didn't see Shen Fei and others.

It is inevitable that everyone will be worried.

Wu Jing immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed Shen Fei's number; Soon, a mobile phone rings in the back seat of the dilapidated prop car, and everyone is dumbfounded.

"This kid, why did you forget to bring your phone?" Always complained.

But the bad premonition in everyone's hearts has risen to the peak.

Then

A local translator had already circled the car several times, and finally stopped in front of Wu Jing, speaking not very fluent English and said: "There are not too many traces left at the scene, maybe your friend is okay for the time being~~"

What he said,

It's kind of more or less comforting to everyone.

"And, ......look," said the interpreter, handing the thing in his hand to the crowd, "this is a dyed ostrich feather ......."

"What does this ostrich feather mean?" Wu asked curiously.

Everyone else looked at the translator as well.

"This means that there are not only your friends here, but also other people!" The translator spoke firmly, then pointed to the messy grass, "These footprints, of different sizes and shades, speak for themselves. ”

"The Ostrich Feather, as far as I know, is an ornament of the Lippan people of the Southwest! I think we can probably go in that direction and have a look~"

The translator gives the final answer.

"I hope people are okay~" Lu Jingshan prayed and muttered.

"Let's go, let's take a look!" Wu shook his arm and asked everyone to get into the car~

"The people of this tribe have little contact with the outside world, and it is difficult to get along, so don't rush there!" The translator hurriedly stopped Wu Jing, "If you don't do it, you will be killed!" ”

"So serious?!" Lao Yu frowned deeply.

"What then?" Wu Gang asked.

Wu Jing also looked at the translator eagerly, "Do you have any other way?" ”

"Yes! You can ask the government army to help you find it! The translator immediately gave a strategy, "However, it may cost a lot of money......"

To be honest, the power of the government army here is not even as strong as that of some reactionary forces, but it is more than enough to deal with a small tribe or something~~

It depends on whether people are willing to come forward~

The translator looked at Wu Jing's gaze, revealing a look of inquiry, which means that it depends on whether you are willing to spend money.

"Do you have a way to get in touch with them?" Wu Jing immediately made a decision, "Money is not a problem!" ”

Now, nothing is more important than saving people.

"Boss Wu, you forgot, we can shoot here safely, just find someone else's ......" The translator smiled, and then patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, the matter of contact is on me." ”

And then

Lu Jingshan and others returned to the crew, Wu Jing, Wu Gang, and several security personnel, translators, and drove to ask for help......

……

……

After Shen Fei arrived,

soon

A few old women with lips came over and swept Shen Fei with an ostrich feather, as if they were doing some kind of ritual, as if they wanted to sweep away the pickled filth on Shen Fei's body, and then, the chief elder didn't know what slimy, colorful paint was dipped in his fingers.

walked towards Shen Fei.

The men around him were holding spears and shouting slogans vigorously, not to mention, full of rhythm and sonorous power.

Their eyes as they looked at the chief elder were full of excitement and admiration, like a kind of faith.

Not only the men, but also the women shouted slogans, even the children.

The bonfire crackled,

is very similar to Shen Fei's mood at the moment,

Seeing the chief elder walking towards him, Shen Fei subconsciously stepped back, waving his hand vigorously and grinning: "No, no, you really don't have to be so polite~"

however

He hadn't retreated to the circle around the strong men,

The chief's son, Labaka, had already pushed Shen Fei from behind,

Shen Fei, who was caught off guard, stumbled,

Ran a few steps forward,

It's already very close to the Elder Chief.

The cheers around are louder,

And the men cast envious glances one by one,

When Shen Fei wanted to retreat again,

Several men had already raised the spears in their hands, and their hairy heads were aimed at Shen Fei, all with hideous faces......

Coupled with the fiery bonfire,

And the ghost painting rune paint on the face,

The atmosphere is even more terrifying......

Gotcha,

At this time, Shen Fei wanted to retreat, but he didn't dare to retreat.

He didn't want to become an ostrich with a spear, or a lemur stabbed by an arrow, and he didn't seem to have much to do with his face with some paint or something~~~~

Uncle Huang still understands the rules and knows how to advance and retreat.

"Uncle, you, you ......"

Staring at the chief's raised hand, Shen Fei subconsciously wanted to twist his face to dodge, "Wipe a little bit, wipe a little bit, and the meaning will be done." In addition, what are the ingredients of your pigment, are you allergic after applying it? Can I wash it off? ”

Specially,

No one paid any attention to him.

The chieftain looked reverent, and stretched out his finger dipped in paint,

Draw three times on Shen Fei's forehead,

Then he wanted to wipe Shen Fei's face......

"Ahem, enough, enough, wipe too much, what a waste~~" Shen Fei tilted his head and tried to dodge again.

But

Seeing a few strong men holding spears, he took a few steps closer,

Shen Fei suddenly became honest again.

"Ahem, actually, it's pretty good to smear more, like a zebra, it's the best protective color in the grassland......" Shen Fei grinned dryly, poked his head, and let the chief elder do it......

The chief elder drew three bars on Shen Fei's left and right cheeks,

At last

Thumb dipped in a red fuel,

Pressed Shen Fei's eyebrows!

Shen Fei subconsciously closed his eyes, and his expression grinned: Damn, Lao Tzu's handsome face is ruined in the hands of you, an old man~~

Alas, zebras are zebras,

It's much more comfortable than being skewered with bamboo poles and roasted on a fire!

Shen Fei quickly accepted this reality.

And the chief's youngest daughter, Makabaka, looked at Shen Fei, who had turned into a zebra face, with a satisfied smile on her face, and a black shyness; Ahem, I can't see their shy colors at night.

fortunately

didn't follow the script Shen Fei thought of,

It's the big guys gathered around and eating barbecue.

The chief's son, Labraka, cut off a piece of half-cooked ostrich meat and handed it to Shen Fei, "Croaking and croaking......

It's a gesture in his eyes, and his hands are shaking, in short, he is letting Shen Fei eat.

The guy who knew English next to him cast an envious look and helped Shen Fei translate: "Labraka personally gave you food, this is the highest standard treatment in our clan." Let's hurry up and follow~~"

Shen Fei's heart was bitter,

looked at the barbecue in his hand, specially, there was blood in it,

This girl, I guess it's only three degrees ripe.

What a mouthful!

Shen Fei stiffened his head, biting a little bit of the yellowed layer of skin outside, and the expression on his face was rich in thieves.

The taste in the mouth...... Ahem, fragrant ...... It's quite fragrant;

But in particular, there is not even a bit of salt, how can I swallow this!!

But after only taking a small bite, Labrador was obviously unhappy, and immediately glared at Shen Fei angrily, with a fierce expression, and then took a piece of half-cooked barbecue by himself, took a bite, took a big bite, and crunched and chewed.

While chewing, he yelled at Shen Fei.

The translator came out again: "Eat big, you have to eat big, otherwise, you just look down on him!" ”

Shen Fei's heart: Lao Tzu looks up to your mother~~

Seeing that the few men next to him were about to grab the spear in his hand again, Shen Fei was ruthless, closed his eyes, opened his mouth wide, and took a bite ......of "Ahh

It's sour......

Shen Fei almost vomited out the overnight meal, but fortunately he endured it.

The surrounding people immediately remembered the cheers~~

in a word

Shen Fei didn't eat this bite until the end of the dinner, and finally was secretly vomited out, but his eyes looked at the chieftain's youngest daughter Makabaka sitting opposite him from time to time, thinking in his heart: If I can restrain her and coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes, will I be able to escape from here?

Why did you choose Makabaka, it's not because of her identity and the ease of holding her hostage!

Eventually,

He still couldn't find a chance.

After eating,

Shen Fei was led by everyone to a thatched house,

There were four or five young men in front of them, and there were terrible screams from the thatched hut......

Shen Fei asked the guy who knew English, "What is this going to do?" ”

The guy responded: "Circumcision! Before a man can get married, a circumcision ceremony must be performed! ”

"What does circumcision mean?" Shen Fei asked again, and the screams in the thatched hut made him feel goosebumps all over his body~~

The guy pointed to the crotch of Shen Fei's pants, then leaned into Shen Fei's ear, looked at it and said,

Then

Shen Fei's face changed dramatically......

……

……

Attached is the shy Macabaka:

(End of chapter)