Chapter 349: How much sin has my brother suffered, are you still in the mood to laugh? A group of old six!
Chapter 349: How much sin has my brother suffered, are you still in the mood to laugh? A group of old six! (Ask for subscription)
As the son of the chief of the Panlip clan,
As the future heir of the tribe of the tribe,
Today was held hostage by a white guy, this suffocation, where can Labraca stand it.
So
He galloped as fast as a cheetah.
The woods, for a newcomer like Shen Fei who doesn't often enter, may be extremely difficult to run without barriers;
But for the Panlip Clan, they,
He often lives between forests and grasslands, and hunts often shuttles through the jungle.
Even if it's night,
It still doesn't affect their speed.
So much so, even if Shen Fei left first,
But it didn't take long for the other party to catch up with Shen Fei based on the clues left on the way to escape......
"Quick, big guy work hard, that guy is not far ahead......"
Labraca shouted again,
jumped out first,
The spear in his hand waved,
Lightning-fast speed......
Faintly,
Shen Fei had already heard the rustle of large leaves behind him,
is also a tightness in my heart: good guy, this speed ...... Really chicken fast!
So,
Even if Shen Fei was a little tired and gasped, he didn't dare to stop, and even faster,
Because of this, the shrubs and branches on the road, Shen Fei didn't care to avoid them at all.
caused a lot of scratches on the body,
Some of the scratches were bloodshot......
"Whoosh~~"
A sound of breaking the air came from behind him,
Shen Fei made a strange head, the cat walked forward, a spear cut through the sky, shuttled through the forest, and jumped out against his scalp.
Pierced into the trunk of a tree with the thick mouth of a bowl in front of him,
Shen Fei's back suddenly felt cold, his whole body was agitated, and he was scared into a cold sweat: "! ”
With the first spear, there will be a second, and even cold arrows......
Shen Fei also started the "S" shaped route and ran wildly,
Several times narrowly avoided the attacks coming from behind,
Each time I walked around the gate of Hades,
Hades: Who the kicked the door of my house!
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meanwhile
The local guide arrived with a group of government troops, Wu Jing, Wu Gang, and Frank, all of whom were armed with guns in their hands. There were also two armored vehicles with them.
This line,
Wu Jing has spent a lot of money.
That's about five million!
At that time, when people wanted to add it, Wu Jing didn't make a counteroffer at all, and directly agreed.
Compared to Shen Fei's life, five million is a ball?
You have to save people first!
Seeing that he had arrived at a jungle, the small leader of the government army pointed in the direction of the jungle: "After this jungle, it is the territory of the Panlip clan, I hope your friends are okay!" ”
The translator explained the words of this little leader to Wu Jing,
Wu Jing immediately clasped his hands into fists and said solemnly: "Please brothers~"
The little boss grinned,
And then he said some words of assurance,
With a wave of his hand, the armored car opened the way in front, and the soldiers had already picked up their guns and headed for the jungle......
Collecting money to do things is a matter of course.
Moreover, people are filming movies here, and they have also paid a lot of protection fees and venue usage fees here, which is a big funder and must be treated well.
But when the armored car just came to the jungle,
Suddenly,
A dark shadow burst out of the jungle,
Those soldiers subconsciously raised the guns in their hands, and the searchlight instantly captured the figure that jumped out.
The little boss even shouted: "Stop, otherwise, you will be shot!" ”
This guy said he was going to shoot,
Why, the voice has not fallen,
I actually shot it.
It's just that this shot is fired in the direction of the sky, which means a warning!
The figure that jumped out suddenly stopped,
Then subconsciously raise your hands, "Don't, don't, don't ......"
Hearing this subconscious Chinese voice, Wu was stunned and the others were stunned, and then exclaimed: "It's him, it's him, it's my friend, don't shoot!" ”
The translator immediately translated this to the little leader,
The little leader waved his hand, and all the soldiers shifted the muzzle of their guns so as not to injure their friends by mistake.
But
The next moment,
"Whoosh~~"
An arrow suddenly burst out, shooting directly through Shen Fei's clothes, and continued to move forward, suddenly stabbing into a soldier's arm......
"Boom, one library, one library!"
The little boss was immediately shocked,
Everyone "bang-bang" shot in the direction where the arrows in the woods were coming from,
I have to say,
The night shooting is really wow,
One after another, the flames rushed directly into the jungle......
then
Screams came from the jungle,
And Shen Fei also reacted quickly, hurriedly lying on the ground, holding his head in both hands.
At this time, standing is the target of the gun.
A burst of gunfire ended,
A short pause,
The jungle was silent suddenly,
Everyone outside was vigilant,
The two soldiers stepped forward and quickly pulled Shen Fei over......
finally saw Shen Fei such a big living person,
Wu Jing immediately stepped forward and went to school to check: "Brother, what's the matter, are you injured?" ”
Wu Gang and Lao Yu also came over and pulled Shen Fei to the back of the armored car in case of accidents.
And the little leader took a trumpet and shouted a few times in the direction of the woods, to the effect that: Man, I took it away; What's the matter, you go to the government tomorrow to find me......
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Half an hour later,
Cast
The hot pot has been opened,
Shen Fei first drank two cups of Moutai,
Pressure convulsion,
The crowd asked,
Only then did Shen Fei say slowly: "The people of the Panlip Clan first rescued me from the lion's mouth, and then kidnapped me......
"I thought Lao Tzu would become a cannibal barbecue, but as a result, they actually asked me to be a colt......"
"Oh mom, that big mouth, that big plate, what the hell, who can stand it......"
When Shen Fei told that he was attacked by two lionesses, everyone at the scene sweated for Shen Fei, especially Lu Jingshan, who subconsciously clenched her fists, and even trembled a little.
When Shen Fei told that he mistakenly thought he was going to be eaten by cannibals, everyone laughed, and Lu Jingshan also quipped: "Is it original, or is it pickled and baked?" ”
"Sister Shan, Lao Tzu is almost scared to pee, are you still in the mood to eat barbecue?" Shen Fei glared at this girl angrily.
Everyone laughed again,
Wu Jing even picked up the wine glass and touched it with Shen Fei: "Let my brother be frightened!" Brother's fault, you shouldn't have been left alone to watch the props~~"
"No one expected this kind of thing to happen, no one blames it, no one blames it!" Shen Fei naturally had nothing to complain about, so he immediately took a sullen look.
When Shen Fei told that he was going to be used as a colt,
Lu Jingshan couldn't help but laugh again: "Hahaha, everyone is going to marry the princess to you, are you still not happy?" This must be fought for twenty years? ”
"Oh mom, that guy is ......, and there's a big plate hanging on his mouth, this kind of beauty, Lao Tzu can't appreciate it!" Shen Fei shook his head, "Brother Jing, why don't you go?" I think you're pretty strong! ”
", you stinky boy still dare to joke with my brother, believe it or not, after you go back, your sister Nan tore you ~~" Wu Jing gave Shen Fei a punch in the chest.
"Brother Gang, you can~" Wu Jing turned to Wu Gang again and began to tease Wu Gang.
"No, no, I can't take it! It's better for Brother Yu, it's chubby, the princess will definitely like it! Wu Gang turned to Lao Yu.
"Haha, don't be funny, just my fat meat, it is designated to be used to brush and roast and eat!" Old Yu laughed at himself, and then looked at Shen Fei, "What happened later?" Did you pretend to agree, and then take advantage of the cave to find an opportunity to escape? ”
Lu Jingshan also stared at Shen Fei curiously, and even made a joke: "At least it's back to the cave room, Shen Fei's younger brother is really blessed~~~"
"Enjoy the blessing of a fart~"
Shen Fei picked up the wine, took a sip of himself, and then sandwiched a piece of shabu-shabu, stuffed it into his mouth, crunched and chewed, and in the expectant eyes of everyone, Shen Fei spoke again, "Do you think it is so easy to enter the cave room?" ”
"Isn't it?"
Wu was shocked and asked, "Isn't it just a simple ceremony, and then the men and women look at each other, go directly into the house, blow out the lamp, isn't it over?" ”
"Bullshit!"
Shen Fei drank some wine, and he had a good relationship with these guys, so he didn't have any scruples when he spoke, "Before the ceremony, why do you want to do circumcision!" ”
"Circumcision?"
Wu was stunned, and Wu Gang was also puzzled.
Lu Jingshan tilted her little head even more and asked curiously, "What is circumcision?" How? ”
"It's nothing more than cutting off some hair, or almost bird feathers or something, it's a coming-of-age ritual, isn't it?" Old Yu is very knowledgeable, and he also knows a little about some tribal customs, so he said casually.
"Nonono, their circumcision is different from other tribes!" Shen Fei's expression was serious, "Their circumcision is specifically for men, specifically ......"
"What," Shen Fei subconsciously glanced at Lu Jingshan, "That, Sister Shan, why don't you avoid it first?" ”
Lu Jingshan's expression was stunned again, and she thought in her heart: What you say about yours is what you say, do you still need me to leave? I want to hear about it too~~
Wu Jing waved his hand, "Don't care about this girl, the Western ideological education she received since she was a child, this little thing is nothing!" ”
All right
You've all said so,
And Lu Jingshan is indeed full of interest,
Shen Fei couldn't say anything more,
So he continued the topic just now: "Their Panlip tribe has a very strange circumcision ceremony, that is, before a man gets married, he has to cut off a cow first!" Then, you can get married~~~"
"What?!" Wu stared wide, the wine glass in his hand trembled subconsciously, and he felt a chill in his pants~~
Wu Gang also subconsciously tightened his legs, "Zun Du fake du? ”
"You old boy still respects the fake tudding of foreign texts, you, it's very fashionable!" Lao Yu laughed at Wu Gang.
"Actors, you have to keep up with the times, otherwise you will be abandoned by the times~" Wu Gang responded as a matter of course, and then looked at Shen Fei with a shocked face, "It's really cut...... Cattle...... Ahem??!! ”
"What's a cow?!"
Lu Jingshan is a good student, and what she doesn't understand is immediately brought up.
Three old guys, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are holding back a smile, and they are all embarrassed to explain.
Lao Yu even picked up his wine glass and drank it to hide his embarrassment.
Wu Gang also learned from the appearance of Lao Yu, and also began to serve wine~~
"Ahem, I don't understand either. Brother, explain it to Sister Shan! Wu Jing also picked up his wine glass, just in time to clink glasses with Wu Gang.
Shen Fei: ......
Damn, these old guys, a bunch of six!
Lu Jingshan turned to Shen Fei with a thirsty expression, and asked with a smile: "Brother Shen Fei??? ”
Shen Fei's heart: Don't use the word "Shen Fei", it's the brother next to his younger brother!
"Ahem, that, this, it's an egg!" Shen Fei explained, "It belongs only to men!" Except for the eunuchs! ”
Lu Jingshan's expression was stunned,
Immediately covered his mouth and giggled, "That, then you ......"
Saying,
This girl even subconsciously glanced at Shen Fei's pants.
Shen Fei hurriedly squeezed under the table, "Me? I was normal, I was mighty and unyielding, and I swore to die, so I found an opportunity to take their crown prince (the chief's son) hostage, and then ran into the woods, all the way ......"
"The next thing is that I met you......"
Shen Fei responded briefly.
Now,
Everyone laughed,
Lu Jingshan didn't hide it anymore, she even laughed and covered her stomach, and quipped: "For the sake of a movie, you were beaten up, hahaha, I think it's funny to think about it......"
Shen Fei: ......
"Brother, it's my brother who can't stand you! Really, really~~" Wu Jing apologized to Shen Fei again.
This is his negligence in underestimating the danger here,
As the director of the crew, he has direct responsibility!
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Three months, in the blink of an eye,
In addition to filming every day, there are all kinds of busy work,
Shen Fei's acting skills, Shen Fei's professionalism in dealing with the career of actors, Shen Fei's lack of pretense, humbly seeking advice, and the affinity he showed have all been recognized by everyone.
During the chat, Lu Jingshan also learned that Shen Fei was a super anchor, and he sang well.
Several times, everyone shouted for Shen Fei to play the whole piece of music,
Shen Fei was not polite,
even sang a song with Lu Jingshan,
The friendship between the two is getting deeper and deeper......
When the three months are over,
The drama about Zhuo Yifan in this movie is also completely completed,
Wu Jing waved his hand: "Xiao Lu, give you ten days of vacation, go home to see your aunt, just go back with Xiao Fei." ”
Then
Wu hugged Shen Fei's neck in shock, "Boy, I can hand over Xiao Lu to you, be sure to send her home to me!" ”
"By all means~"
Shen Fei patted his chest and reassured.
During this time period,
South Africa is still in the dry season,
Before the two left, Wu Jing asked the crew to get two sets of down jackets, "You can use this thing!" ”
So,
The two embarked on a flight home.
The two of them sat in first class, and on the plane, Lu Jingshan said to Shen Fei: "When I go to Hong Kong City, I will take you to have a good look!" ”
"Well said!"
Shen Fei nodded, "When you go to the mainland, come to me at any time, there are many more interesting places in the mainland than in Hong Kong City~~"
"Haha, that's decided!" Lu Jingshan also smiled, "I heard that you have a girlfriend, you must bring your girlfriend when the time comes, sister, I have a treat!" ”
"No problem!"
Shen Fei nodded.
After a transfer flight, the two finally arrived in Hong Kong City.
At this point,
It was already past twelve o'clock in the morning.
As soon as the two of them came out of the airport, a cold wind blew outside, and the two of them suddenly shivered together several times, and then looked at each other and smiled, Lu Jingshan raised her hand and patted Shen Fei's arm, "Laughing fart, you stinky brother, hurry up and take out our down jacket in the box~~"
soon
The two put on down jackets,
Suddenly I felt a lot warmer,
Reaching out and stopping a taxi,
The two sat in the back seat together, and Lu Jingshan immediately told the taxi driver, "Master, go to XX Hotel first......
What she meant was to settle Shen Fei's residence first.
"Don't be in a hurry, go to your house first, and take a look at your aunt!" Shen Fei refused. People's mother is still sick, and she hasn't seen her mother for three months, Lu Jingshan must be anxious......
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(End of chapter)