Chapter 353: A fan's bizarre experience
Chapter 353: A Fan's Bizarre Experience (Ask for Subscription)
I have to say,
The fans are still very awesome in their coaxing,
soon
Many fans of the dumb bride in Shen Fei's live broadcast room began to barrage, forcibly occupying the barrage space in the live broadcast room.
[Uncle Huang, why did you hurry up and explain honestly, when did you put my Zhou Zhou's wife to sleep? ] ใ
[Uncle Huang, my wife Zhou Zhou Lianmai you, I still want to hear you sing the song "Ugly Eight Monsters"~~]
[Uncle Huang, give me a face, my wife Zhou Zhou is even Mai Ling, hurry up, don't force me to be mad, otherwise, the consequences will be unpredictable. It's definitely not a small matter of one or two carnivals~~]
[Uncle Dog Thief Emperor, hurry up and connect to my family's Zhou Zhou's wheat!] ใ
Look at these barrages,
Shen Fei didn't bother to respond,
Continue to pull your own seafood fried rice,
Since he learned from the boss that the seafood in this fried rice is not from the Sun Country, Shen Fei has eaten more at ease~~
Shen Fei at this time,
It can be regarded as a not very serious eating broadcast, Ya, the live broadcast room has gathered millions of viewers, and they are all paying attention to Shen Fei eating, and this attention is a full 20 minutes.
And Sister Zhou, who was hung up again and again,
It's so angry that I'm crazy~~
There were new tourists who came in, and then looked at the picture of Shen Fei's live broadcast with a confused face, and asked the barrage: [What are you watching? Isn't this a beauty? ใ
[That's it, and this isn't a food broadcast, what's so good! ใ
[Isn't it just one seafood fried rice, Lao Tzu can eat three seafood fried rice in one meal! ] To watch his eating broadcast, it's better to watch my live broadcast~~ID is a stinky durian, everyone is welcome to come and watch my eating broadcast~]
Specially,
There are even small anchors who come to advertise,
The next moment,
This guy called a stinky durian has been removed from the room by the administrator.
And sent the guidelines for the live broadcast room: Advertising is strictly prohibited! No ads!
When Shen Fei was eating, fans and female anchors were laughing and barrage,
A tourist with an ID called [Favorite Meimei] broke into the live broadcast room,
The fans sent out in English: "the little brozher is quite handsome", "wa oh ,the little brozher has a nice voice", "i like him", "can you sing english songs?"
It's all this kind of English discourse,
The audience in the live broadcast room saw,
are also barrage:
[Damn, where did the foreign guy come from, still dragging English? ] Who can translate that, what does that thing say? ใ
[It's very simple, the little brother is very handsome, the little brother has a good voice, I like him, can the little brother sing English songs? It's as simple as that, I'll be in the third grade of elementary school! ใ
[Rub, really? I know all of these letters. It's just that when they are grouped together, I don't quite understand what it means! ใ
[Damn, this is domestic, this guy pretends to be barren and thin, and he still drags English? ] ใ
[Maybe they're really gringos? ใ
How is it possible? Although this software has also been launched abroad, it is not the same channel as us, how can there be foreigners? ใ
[There are gringos in chicken, isn't it normal to have gringos in the live broadcast software~~]
[After all, our emperor's appearance is here, and with his talent, it is normal to attract a few foreign girls! ] ใ
After another ten minutes or so,
Shen Fei finally ended the lunch slowly,
At this point,
It's already past two o'clock in the afternoon,
Shen Fei also wiped his mouth with a tissue, and then pushed the fast food box to the side, anyway, there will be a full-time maid (Tianwang Gaidihu) to clean it up at night.
Looking up,
Shen Fei also saw that some English words often appeared on the barrage,
didn't think much about it,
It's just that some fans rely on their English proficiency to show off on the platform.
But I don't know,
The backstage of this ID is really a foreign girl, and the height is not low!
Shen Fei naturally doesn't care if a single fan is a foreigner, and he doesn't bother to bother with these things, he only pays attention to whether this live broadcast can complete the side tasks of 200, if it can be completed, then it will definitely be happy.
If it can't be done, Shen Fei won't be too disappointed,
Now he is no longer short of money to marry a daughter-in-law,
And this time I invested in Wolf Warrior 2, and I was forced to invest in the Red Sea Operation by Yang Mi, a girl,
These two things can make him a lot of money.
In a calm mood, Shen Fei wiped his mouth with a tissue, and then looked at the live broadcast room: "Tiezi, everyone is almost here, right?" โ
"The old rules, talent shows, there must be no shortage, brother is at your fingertips! A song of 200, customized, the package is satisfied~~"
"Who's coming first?"
Shen Fei never inks,
It's always straight to the point, and it doesn't matter if you need to moisten it first,
Because of his character, Anne complained several times.
It's the turn of the custom song,
This is the link that everyone is most concerned about.
The heat is still very high,
Immediately, some fans opened a large barrage:
[I, I, I'll come first.] Here's the thing, my wife has been feeling weird lately, and I often see her looking in the mirror and dressing up every time she goes out......]
Without waiting for the man to finish,
Some fans have already taken the initiative to respond to the barrage: "Gotta get it, brother, you stop, it's too old-fashioned." However, I still want to congratulate you, your wife is going to have a boyfriend~"
[Haha, upstairs, why do you want to laugh at Lao Tzu to death and inherit Lao Tzu's flowers? ] ใ
[God, why is your wife going to have a boyfriend? I think it's already there, not it's going to be! ใ
[Please the next victim, ahh......h
[Finally it's my turn, I say, I say, here's the thing, my girlfriend her boyfriend ......]
[Ahem, this brother, I responded for Uncle Huang: His male girlfriend has already cultivated the field one step ahead of you! ] In short, the plot is old-fashioned, next! ใ
Look at the replies of netizens
The fans and the female anchors were entertained.
The little girl in front of the screen covered her stomach and giggled, "Oh Mom, Uncle Huang's live broadcast room is so interesting, I will be resident here in Uncle Huang in the future~~"
Fans of the little sister have barrage:
[Damn, dumb wife, what are you going to do, how can you stay at Uncle Huang's house? What should I do? ใ
[Woo, dumb wife, are you going to put a hat on us? ใ
[Dumb wife, pay attention to your words, what does it mean to stay at the emperor's uncle's house? Explain, what the is a resident? ใ
The little sister hurriedly waved her hand, "You misunderstood, I just said that when Uncle Huang broadcasts live, you must come to cheer." His live broadcast room is always interesting~~"
Sister Zhou in front of the screen,
was also amused by the barrage of fans in Shen Fei's live broadcast room,
For a while, he forgot to continue to connect with Shen Fei.
Mozi slapped the table even harder, "Damn,,, don't accept it, this stinky guy's live broadcast style is really awesome." Without him making a sound, fans have already automatically created joy and envy the dead mother~~"
Then
The name of a guy with an ID name called "Level 8 Great Wind" in the live broadcast room attracted Shen Fei,
Nima,
I've never seen such a narcissistic man?
Shen Fei suddenly felt that the title of "Uncle Huang", or "Mengde", was not as loud as this guy's title.
then
I saw this fan play a long barrage:
Level 8 Gale: [Here's the thing, I have three children, the eldest had a car accident some time ago and needed a blood transfusion, the key is that my blood type is not matched with the child......]
Netizen comments: [This is also normal, my blood type is not matched with the child, it is not nothing, it can be explained medically~~]
[I hope I don't think about it too much~]
[Great Tempest, what blood type are you, what blood type is your child, just say it and let everyone analyze it? ] ใ
[Yes, yes, those who have studied biology can basically give some answers~~]
Level 8 Gale: [The point is, I am Type A, my daughter-in-law is Type O, and the boss of my family is Type B! ] ใ
Netizen: [Your situation,...... It's a bit complicated......]
[Maybe it's a blood type mutation!] Dog's head funny~~ใ
[Hahaha, why do you still need to analyze this? Must be wearing a hat? ใ
[You are type A, your daughter-in-law is type O, your children are either type A or type O, and the other blood types are wrong! (I'm an honest man~)ใ
Eighth-level Gale: [So, I already know the result.] But now, the second and third don't look like me, I'm special, I'm special...... Woo~~ใ
Netizen: [Hug, don't cry, think about the good, maybe your second and third children inherited your wife, so they don't look like you! ] ใ
[Ahem, although I don't want to reveal the scars of the landlord, I still want to ask: the second and third, have you done a paternity test? ใ
[Yes, did you do it?] ใ
[What is the result?] ใ
[Forgive me for laughing secretly~~]
[Landlord, you're a little miserable ยท~]
Eighth-level gale: [Identified, the results are also my expectations; The second is AB type, and the third is O-type! ใ
Shen Fei smiled faintly: "At least the result hasn't been bad yet, the third child is still pro!" โ
Netizen:
[Hahaha, Uncle Huang is really comforting, three children and three fathers, this is not too miserable?!! ใ
[I'm special, I feel sorry for the landlord for three seconds, what kind of result is this...... It's really thundering.,It's a little unworthy of the owner's ID name! ใ
[That is, you, the eighth-level gale, failed to subdue your daughter-in-law, you ...... The ingredients of the title are fake~~]
[Landlord, change your name, this ID title, you can't hold it! ] Why don't you transfer it to me! ใ
[Great Hurricane, I want to know the follow-up results, can I reveal it?] ใ
[I wonder if the third child is biological? ใ
Level 8 Gale: [I'm not afraid of your jokes, the third child looks very similar to Lao Wang downstairs in my house, and today I hammered my wife, and it has been confirmed that Lao Tzu raised three children for nothing! ] Woo woo woo ......ใ
Shen Fei: ......
Little Girl: ......
Uncle Huang's live broadcast room, why is there always such an outrageous story? I feel sorry for this eighth-level gale.
Saying
Why do these people always make jokes about his ID?
Isn't this just an ordinary ID name?
Silly Little Sister immediately sent a message to Mozi and asked about this matter, because in Silly Little Sister's opinion, Mozi is proficient in this knowledge.
really
Mozi didn't disappoint her, and immediately replied: "You read his ID name upside down, read it twice, and you can feel it again!" โ
After the hint of foam,
The little sister tried to read the person's ID upside down, and suddenly found something amazing, the whole person was red-faced, and her mouth was muttering: "No wonder those people always make jokes about his ID~~"
then
Mozi gave a few more examples: there are many similar names, such as "wrong not throw", for example, "Naibai's snow", Chinese culture is broad and profound, even if it is a typo, or the order is reversed, it still does not affect the reading ~~
Little Girl: ......
Well, learned,
No wonder the Chinese language can make those foreigners feel a headache,
It's like: Han Meimei asked Li Lei: "Are you going to play football this afternoon?" I read the weather forecast says there will be heavy rain this afternoon! Li Lei responded: Is there rain? I'll go! , let me ask Li Lei whether to go or not to go?
Eighth-level Gale: [I tell this because I'm drinking alone outside, and no one is talking to me. No, I've been paying attention to Uncle Huang, I like Uncle Huang's songs very much, I hope Uncle Huang can sing a song to soothe and soothe me~~]
Fan barrage:
[Damn, such a miserable thing, Uncle Huang, it must be a whole song! ] ใ
[Yes, yes, even if you don't want to give a reward, you must have a whole song! ] ใ
[Uncle Huang, this single ...... If you don't pick it up, I really can't say it~~]
however
Faced with this question, Uncle Huang hesitated for a moment, and then responded: "This experience of yours is indeed worthy of a song; But I'm afraid that after singing, you will be even more unbearable. Well, brother, you go home first, sleep with your head covered, and when you're in a better mood tomorrow, I'll sing you another song, what's the matter? โ
Subtext: You're drinking, and I don't know if you're drunk or not, and you didn't mention whether you give a reward.
How do you sing this song?
There are so many difficult things in the world, and it is impossible for my brother to take care of everything, right?
We don't know each other, everything is equivalent and interchangeable,
Think about it, isn't that so, brother?
Hearing this,
Fans are not happy: [Damn, Uncle Huang, you girl, everyone is like this, can't you sing a song that makes people happy? ใ
[Yes, you don't have to choose sad songs, Uncle Huang, let's do the whole one! ] ใ
[Support Uncle Huang's whole happy song! ] ใ
Shen Fei shrugged again: "Today is a good day? That's not appropriate! I still suggest that the eldest brother go back to sleep and talk about singing when he wakes up tomorrow; Don't worry, I can't run again, what are you afraid of! โ
Fans: [Who knows that you can run, it will be three months as soon as you disappear, who knows when your next live broadcast will be!] ใ
[Yes, you are a dog with the nature of the sixth dog, don't think that everyone doesn't know! ] ใ
[It's not neat, give a happy word!] ใ
[Isn't it just a tip, 200, right? ] Uncle Huang, you made a whole song for the brother of the three children and four fathers just now, and I got his reward~~]
Seeing this scene,
Shen Fei coughed, "It's not impossible to sing, let me think about it, is there a suitable song?" โฆโฆโ
Then
The eighth-level gale barrage again: "Uncle Huang, today is my birthday!" โ
Shen Fei: ......
This is special.,This guy is really not ordinary bad luck~~.
On my birthday, I learned that the last child was not my own, so ...... It's almost the same as a dead heart!
The little sister also barrage: "Uncle Huang, sing it, his reward, I have it~~"
Mozi also barrage: "I feel sorry for that big brother, Uncle Huang, sing it, I will also reward!" โ
however
Shen Fei said to the live broadcast room, "This brother, wait a minute, I'll go get something." Let's stop singing. I'll give you something else to do......"
After speaking,
Shen Fei's whole person left the live broadcast screen directly,
Everyone looked at his back and walked in the direction of the piano in the living room......
In fact
Uncle Huang is not ready to play the piano,
Instead, I fell in love with another instrument placed on the piano......
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(End of chapter)