Chapter 1 Crossing over to become a technician
At three o'clock in the morning, Chen Hao suddenly woke up from the bed, stunned for a moment, and then remembered that today was Sunday and he didn't have to go to work.
"Scared to death, I actually dreamed in a dream that I was dreaming overtime." Chen Hao, who graduated for one year and has two and a half years of work experience, patted himself.
"Huh~"
The soft and glutinous sound like a rice cake wrapped around the tip of his heart, and the fingers beside Chen Hao's bed seemed to be licking with the tip of his tongue.
Lowering his head, Chen Hao looked at the lump of white hanging on his fingers.
It was a barefoot, white-haired little girl, with two pairs of teeth and a pair of big eyes that rose to the sky in anger.
The little girl wrapped her head in a silver-white turban into a rice dumpling, and wore a short baby dress, revealing her smooth, bulging belly.
Is this two-dimensional illumination of reality?
Although the scene was a little bizarre, it was by no means terrifying, Chen Hao couldn't help but reach out and gently slapped it on the belly of the "elf".
It's like a watermelon ripe and its belly makes a crisp sound.
The "elf" showed disbelief on his face, bared his two front teeth, and bit Chen Hao's entire right hand into it.
A slight pain came from his hand, followed by a sharp pain in his head.
The memories of the two Chen Hao began to merge.
"Ghost boy."
"Blue Star."
"The world of elves."
"Elven Athletics."
The memories of the two lives fused, Chen Hao gradually couldn't distinguish the past, and began to substitute the two memories, and a new Chen Hao was born.
didn't see Chen Hao playing with himself, the white-haired ghost boy thought that he had bitten Chen Hao, his big eyes blinked, and his tears were in circles.
"It's alright, Sisi."
Chen Hao secretly stretched out his right hand stained with saliva and rubbed it on the head of the ghost boy Sisi wrapped in zongzi, anyway, it wasn't him who washed it.
"Yes, there's work in the afternoon."
Chen Hao pressed his head, and he didn't have the experience of Long Aotian when he crossed over, he was 16 years old in this life, and he was about to go to work.
In the elf world, there are nine years of basic compulsory education, entering school at the age of 5, and after graduating at the age of 14, you can continue to choose to study, or you can choose to graduate and find a professional master in the society for further study.
Chen Hao is 16 years old, has worked for less than two years, and is now a very professional massage technician.
In his previous life, he was a bathhouse massage, and he didn't massage people, but gave elves a massage.
Elf coins are no less powerful than Earth's red tickets in terms of purchasing power.
"5,000 elf coins for a massage, is this a serious massage?"
Clear his memory, for the first time, Chen Hao was not so resistant to overtime and work.
Sisi is one meter tall, as light as tulle, and when she saw Chen Hao stunned, she habitually sat on Chen Hao's lap, and her fleshy calves were swinging beside the bed.
"Drip, drip, drip, future champion, you're calling."
"Drip, drip, drip......"
Chen Hao looked at the communication device that looked like a children's watch, endured his shame, and unveiled the communication.
"Mouse, what are you rubbing, hurry up and get on JJYX, today we are going to end the 27th consecutive kneeling."
JJYX, Elf Competitive Game Edition.
Elf sports are the mainstream of this world, just like the college entrance examination that existed all over the world in the previous life, accounting for 85% of the world's traffic, and 1 billion people in the world rely on elf sports and its derivative industries to support their families.
Hundreds, thousands of years ago, elven athletics could influence relations between nations, and even the course of a war.
Now, the elves are athletic, and they can interfere in the election of parliamentarians and even the change of president.
Who gave you courage?
27. Won't even kneeling wake you up?
"Lao Wang, I still have work at two o'clock in the afternoon."
"It's not right, a game is 60 minutes, it's just right to finish, and the hurry up is 7 and 1."
Calculate the time, really, and with the level of their game team, it may take less than 50 minutes to be able to kneel for the 28th consecutive kneel.
[Released Mission: First Victory in Another World]
[Objective: Win this JJYX Athletic]
【Quest Reward: Stamina Card】
[Failure Penalty: None]
Is the cheat coming?
Chen Hao, who had just crossed over, could easily accept it, and wasn't the gold finger the standard for traversers?
"Okay, when I will, I'll register a new number."
Newcomer and new atmosphere, Chen Hao doesn't want to stand up to the account with a 25% win rate of his predecessor.
"Xiao Hao, it's time to eat."
"I played JJYX and didn't eat at noon."
"Eat on time."
downstairs replied, and then his voice suddenly increased by 3 times and began to yell, "Lao Chen, it's time to eat!" ”
"I also play JJYX!"
JJYX also uses real data, including athlete and elf data.
However, there is no need to upload data due to machine scans and some combat logs.
Before Chen Hao's ID was "Haozi who can touch fish", changing an ID, Chen Hao is also to remember his lost childhood and past life.
"True New Town Ash", linked.
Put on an elf helmet for the ghost boy Sisi, and one person and one elf can smoothly link the game.
"Here comes the mouse, why did you change your name like this?"
The organizer "Invincible Lao Wang" was accompanied by a brass-colored robot about 1.7 meters and about the same size as an adult, with a hollow chest on the right side, and some rusty gears were turning in it.
Elf: Punk robots.
"Huh? What about the others? ”
JJYX's regular game is 7vs7, and the previous 27 consecutive defeats also came from this.
"Xiao Liu has a job, Mr. Ma is accompanying his girlfriend, and Harpy is here for his aunt......" Lao Wang folded his fingers like a few treasures.
"Huh? Isn't Happigo a man? ”
Chen Hao had a chill down his spine, and said that everyone is a good brother who entrusts their backs to each other, and they want to be each other's angels, why can't they bear it when they kneel for 27 times?
The point is, why don't they take themselves with them when they abandon their teammates?
"Alright, it doesn't matter, let's move towards the first victory of the Wudi team!" Lao Wang's game image is also a scumbag-faced uncle, but he is quite energetic.
Chen Hao still had a sense of shame from the earth, but Sisi floated in front of Chen Hao, the head of the zongzi was the same height as Chen Hao, stretching out his fleshy little fist, cheering for "咻𠰋, 咻𠰋".
"Let's play a 2vs2 game, and when we come back from work in the evening, we will come back to the main game."
At the beginning of the matching, Chen Hao clicked on the avatar next to the character.
"Mouse, why did you start the live broadcast?" Lao Wang was surprised.
JJYX live broadcast belongs to the national unified live broadcast platform, it is very convenient to start the live broadcast, it is very convenient, but the previous Chen Hao still has a sense of shame, 27 consecutive defeats, embarrassed to be watched.
Now Chen Hao doesn't have this kind of burden, and when it becomes a small fire in the future, it will also be a lot of income.
【Match Successful】
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Winter Country, Eastern League, First Division Club, Spring City Canglan Tigers Club.
The Canglan Tiger star player with a transfer fee of up to 5 million, Luo Yong wore a virtual helmet and lay on the massage chair of the Canglan Tiger Club, and behind him, a "doll lady" was sitting next to him and massaging him.
"Luo Yong, you still have two hours left of your training mission today."
Interaction between reality and virtuality, Luo Yong waved his hand, "Got it, Coach Weiwei, isn't exercising my new partner also training?" ”
"2vs2 isn't much training, and Miss Doll is a masseur for elves, so don't bother her with such a boring and perverted thing."
The girl known as Coach Weiwei is not very old, with silver-rimmed eyes on the bridge of her tall nose, and her silver-gray plaid suit can't hide her turbulent waves.
The elf "hat doll", who was still working hard for massage, got up busily, hurriedly waved a slap bigger than his face, and shook his hand frantically, signaling that he was not troublesome.
"Got it." Luo Yong raised his hand helplessly, "Oh, the match was successful." ”
Teammate: 'Master Chen from Iwha City'.
Opponents: 'Invincible Old King', 'Ash of True New Town'.