Chapter 4 is the world of elves

Sisi sat on Chen Hao's shoulder, her calves swaying back and forth like water.

"Xiao Hao, do you want to eat noodles or drink porridge."

Hearing Chen Hao's movements, an aunt with an overall appearance that looked a bit like a middle-aged obese aunt poked out with a somewhat bloated puppet head.

Elf: The Muppet Butler.

He has six arms, also sewn by a puppet, the top two hands hold a spatula and a spoon, the bottom two hands hold a broom and clean, and the middle two hands hold something similar to a radio, and the hands of the puppet butler press the buttons on the radio like playing a piano to make a sound.

"Huh." Sisi floated up and greeted the puppet butler.

"Good afternoon, Sisi."

"Aunt Xiaolin, did my mother say that she wanted to go home in the past two days?"

The fusion of memories of the two lives is the sense of substitution of the two lives, and even the experience of this life is much richer and more colorful than the experience of working overtime for two and a half years in the previous life.

Chen Hao didn't have any burden to say it.

Chen Hao sat in his place, eating the lunch of the puppet butler Xiaolin.

"The master was supposed to come back at eight o'clock in the evening, but it seems that she has to work overtime again, some days at night."

"Aunt Xiaolin, my mother doesn't like you to call her "master". Chen Hao fed Sisi with a spoon.

"I'm, I'm, it's too vegetable, pig teammate."

"Crackle!" A yellow bolt of lightning exploded inside the house.

Two angry voices came from the bedroom on the first floor, followed by Aunt Xiaolin's fat body flashed in front of one person and one mouse.

"Xiao, Xiaolin, what are you going to do?"

The electric chinchilla next to him flashed yellow electricity on his cheeks, and his big eyes were stunned.

Aunt Kobayashi shoveled up the electric chinchilla with a shovel, and then slapped the electric chinchilla between the two shovels like turning an egg, making a heavy "pop" sound.

"Electric ...... Electric sauce. ”

Dad's glasses were crooked in fright, and as soon as he was finished being pitted by the actor, he encountered domestic violence, who can withstand this.

Dad's voice was like turning on a switch, Aunt Kobayashi's red eyes noticed him, one hand lifted him up, and the other began to greet his face.

Moment......

"I'm sorry."

"Crackle."

Poor weak and helpless one man and one mouse, sitting opposite Chen Hao, he didn't know why he was beaten, he only knew that they were always beaten.

However, although he looked at his blue nose and swollen face, with the physique of the Blue Star people, this level was lighter than being caught by the door in his previous life.

The people here can't fall to their deaths even if they jump from more than a dozen floors.

"I'm full, I'm going to the Rihwa Club for a massage and I'll be back around five in the afternoon."

"Okay, stay safe." Aunt Kobayashi smiled kindly, "Remember to buy some cane candy at night." ”

"Got it."

Chen Hao nodded, but saw Aunt Xiaolin's smiling note, which was given to Chen Hao, written in the words of Blue Star.

【25 yuan cane candy】

Before it was over, Aunt Xiaolin stuffed the note into Chen Hao's pocket, and when she took it out, she even patted Chen Hao's pocket.

What does this mean?

Insult me?

Can't look at me with the system and the destiny of heaven?

I, Chen Hao, have never suffered such insults!

"Xiao Hao." Dad stood next to Chen Hao with a wicked smile, "I'll ask for a Miss Xiaohui's signature later, wait, I'll also write it on a note for you, so you don't forget." ”

Chu Xiaohui, Chen Hao's massage client, is 16 years old this year and the same age as Chen Hao, but she is worth 9 million and is the only star player in Lihua.

The deception is too much, and you, an idiot uncle, are you worthy of your mother?

"Aunt Xiaolin~" Chen Hao pulled a long voice expressionlessly.

"Wait, wait." Dad covered Chen Hao's mouth, "Here you go." ”

As the father at the bottom of the family's food chain, he actually gave himself money.

Moreover, 352 yuan.

How can there be a whole thing?

"When I turned around, Xiao Lin asked if I bought you the jersey of the Lihua team, and you said that you bought it." Dad's expression now is really empty-hearted.

At this time, Chen Hao's eyes inexplicably thought of decades later, when his father was lying on the hospital bed weakly, and the doctor was holding two boxes of cold medicine, he was grief-stricken and refused to return the word "pull".

"I'm out!"

……

The regional style of Blue Star is very distinct, and Iwha City belongs to the relatively uncharacteristic kind.

The streets are crisscrossed by the same as the earth, and when you look up, you can see the high-rise buildings blocking the sun's rays.

It's just that walking on the road are not only cars with different postures and wiping their windshields from time to time, but also high-headed horses with green ribbons in the wind, and one-horned rhinoceros with fire on their bodies.

There are pedestrians on the road, almost everyone has elves around them, and there are many players wearing virtual helmets who are doing JJYX, and they are not worried about traffic accidents at all.

Memory fusion, this is half a novelty for Chen Hao, a little distracted for a while, Chen Hao didn't notice that a red supercar had rushed out of control in front of Chen Hao.

Sisi "sigh~", if he wanted to carry Chen Hao to the sky, it was too late.

Seeing that it was about to collide, the red supercar's body made a "click" sound, and its body disassembled and assembled, turning into a Transformer-like three-meter-tall Autobot on Earth.

Elf: Jessarrow

The chest of the fighter car is the front half of the car, through the ink-colored windshield, the partner who fell asleep in the driver's seat suddenly opened his eyes in shock, looked at Chen Hao and the stunned Sisi, and cried with a sad face, "Brother, isn't it, you have an accident again?" ”

Geros rubbed his head in embarrassment.

Chen Hao looked at the cool Transformers, this is not the native elf of their Winter Country, it is rare.

In fact, there is no use of skills, and it doesn't matter if you bump into a Blue Star human at this level, it may not be worse than the violent beating that my father suffered just now.

Before the fighter car and his partner could apologize, a "fighter" with black and white bars no bigger than the fighter car's windshield stopped in the middle and made an electronic tone into the fighter car, "You violated traffic rules and need to have your driver's license revoked." ”

"Huh? We just got a make-up driver's license. ”

Jeslow's partner's legs were weak, and Jeslow's three-meter height, the black cloth he took out from nowhere, was wiping the glass, as if he was wiping his tears.

Chen Hao couldn't hold back his amusement, and the fighter swept Chen Hao's whole body like a searchlight.

"Dear Chen Hao, a citizen of Lihua City, I haven't checked that there is any abnormality in your body, you can leave now."

"Thank you."

Smiling, Chen Hao walked across the zebra crossing and saw a double-ponytailed policewoman wearing a police uniform and dyed green hair, knocking on the traffic light next to her with her small fist.

"It's time for the green light, the green light, why are you sleeping at work again, our salary for the next month is going to be gone."

Mr. Traffic Light, which is four meters high, scratches his head in embarrassment, then switches to a yellow light.

"Green light !!"

This is the Blue Star, and this is the world of elves.

After walking for about half an hour, in front of Chen Hao's eyes, the overall appearance of this building was a bit like the Bird's Nest Gymnasium in the previous life, but it was several times larger.

The Rihwa Arena is large enough to accommodate 350,000 spectators to watch the elf competition at the same time.

He belongs to the home team of Ewha City, the First Division United, the Ewha team.

But such a magnificent Pear Blossom Arena is not ranked in the entire Winter Country.

This is the stage that Blue Star Chen Hao once dreamed of.

Chen Hao was moved by himself, the thoughts on one side were wrong, floating in front of Chen Hao, the little fat finger pointed to the arena, and then pointed to Chen Hao, constantly gesturing, and his mouth was still screaming "sigh, boom".

We didn't get lost this time.

Chen Hao thought about this side, his back was a little gloomy, but what was hidden in the gloom was the ambition of being a traverser!

'I'm sorry, I'm not the Chen Hao I used to be. ’