Chapter 62: Uncle Tang Helps Stone Set Up a Family Banquet (1)

On October 20, there were scattered snowflakes in the sky.

The stone was in the living room, and a man was napping with a brazier.

Suddenly, his head fell down.

Then his foot stepped into the brazier, and the ashes on the brazier flew everywhere.

His hair was covered with a layer of ash.

He patted his head with his hand and muttered, "This is the hell weather."

He sat down and continued to roast the fire.

He thought about how he had been lying in the pigsty last winter.

Thinking about the situation of Uncle Tang's family taking care of themselves.

Thinking about it······

He pursed his lips and unconsciously snorted "phew".

"Knock knock" There was a sound outside the door.

Rubbing his eyes, the stone slowly walked to the door and called: Who!

"Me."

The stone opened the door with one hand.

"How's it going?"

Shi glanced at it and said with a smile: "Uncle Tang, come in quickly."

"You've been out for more than half a year, and you're finally back." Stone continued:

"Stone, I'm good in my house!" Tang Bo took off his coat and said:

The stone replied, "Just as you went out."

Uncle Tang said: It's just the same, I'm afraid that something will happen at home!

The stone took his coat and shouted, "Uncle Tang, you go over there and sit down and make a fire."

Tang Bo gathered around the brazier and said: It's too cold these days, and I can't sit still in the car.

The stone asked, "Uncle Tang, what kind of car are you in?"

Uncle Tang replied: I usually take a carriage.

The stone shook his coat and said, "Uncle Tang, you go out to do business, and you have money in your hands······

"Ping'er (Xu Hongping): Where did they go!" Uncle Tang rushed to say:

The stone continued: Their mother and daughter were sewing insoles outside.

Tang Bo rubbed his hands together and shouted, "Let's go in and have a look."

The stone whispered: Uncle Tang, you can go after you warm your body······

"Ping'er, Erfeng, you're out!" Uncle Tang walked vigorously to the back room.

"Mom, Dad is calling us." Erfeng said:

Xu Hongping responded: That nerd is back.

Tang Bo stood at the door and shouted: Erfeng.

Erfeng shouted: Dad.

Tang Bo asked: Erfeng, why are you so fat?

Xu Hongping continued: Why is Erfeng fat! If you ask the stone, it will be clear!

Tang Bo looked at the stone on the side and asked: Stone, Erfeng is this?

The stone pulled his face and replied: Uncle Tang, Sister Erfeng, she!

Xu Hongping rushed to say: What do you call him!

Shishi's face was flushed, and he muttered: Dad!

Xu Hongping shouted: Stone, you be louder.

Stone lowered his head and shouted, "Dad."

Uncle Tang looked at Erfeng and said, "So, you and Erfeng······

"Sister Erfeng and I really love each other, and I will definitely not let down Sister Erfeng." Stone shouted:

Tang Bo touched the hair of the stone and said with a smile: I believe in you.

The stone exhaled and said in surprise: Uncle Tang, you don't blame me.

Uncle Tang continued: What do you call me!

Stone shouted: Dad.

Tang Bo responded: Yes.

"Erfeng, come here." Tang Bo shouted:

"Dad, there's a stool next to it, you sit down and talk." Erfeng moved his steps and said:

Uncle Tang glanced at Erfeng's stomach and asked, "Erfeng, how many months has your stomach been there?"

Erfeng replied: It's been more than three months, and it's almost four months.

"Dad, you go outside and sit down to talk, there is no brazier here······" Stone called:

"You go out and talk, I'll cook." Xu Hongping put down the needle and thread and said:

Erfeng said: Mom, I'll cook with you too.

Xu Hongping responded: You are not afraid of vomiting.

Erfeng said: I rarely vomit these days.

"Dad, the cremation on the brazier is over, I'll add a little more charcoal to the plate." As soon as the stone entered the living room, he was busy adding fire to the basin.

Tang Bo walked to the tea table, took a magazine, and carefully flipped through it.

Suddenly, the living room became very quiet.

"Dad, the fire on the brazier is ready, you can sit down." Stone called:

Tang Bo lifted his feet and replied: Okay.

The stone said: Dad, can you teach me to read!

Tang Bo sat on the stool and replied: Wow! I'll teach you to read two sentences.

"Autumn has arrived, and this is a late autumn that I miss." Tang Bo read:

The stone reads: Autumn has arrived, this is a late autumn that I miss.

Tang Bo praised: Very good.

The stone asked: Dad, is this person stupid? Every year there is late autumn, and "late autumn" is missed.

Uncle Tang replied: You don't care if he's stupid or not!

I ask you, how many words are in this sentence? Uncle Tang asked:

The stone took the book and pinched the number of fingers, 1, 2, 3, 4······

There are 17 words in total.

Tang Bo asked: How can there be 17 words?

The stone was full of confidence, counting word by word, 1, 2, 3, 4, with 4 words in front and 11 words in the back, plus a circle, and a bean, dragging a tail······

"That's punctuation, that circle is a period, and that bean is a comma." Tang Bo smiled:

The stone pulled his face and muttered: Dad, I'm useless, right? I don't even recognize punctuation.

Uncle Tang saw the stone hanging his head and looked depressed.

He stood up, walked all the way to the desk, and called: Stone, if you want to read, you have to read, you take this dictionary and look at it.

Stone asked: What is it for?

Tang Bo said: It can be very useful.

"When you're born, you can't walk! Why go now! And will it run? Tang Bo continued:

The stone replied: When people grow up, of course they will walk and run.

Tang Bo continued: That's right, people have grown up.

"Why did that man grow up?" Tang Bo asked:

Shi Ying said: When people eat, they will grow up day by day.

Tang Bo said: Therefore, reading needs to be gradual, in this dictionary, there are punctuation marks, radicals, pinyin, and the interpretation of each word, as well as numbers, and more annotations of different countries, you have to learn little by little, learn with your heart.

Stone said: "Literacy" is so complicated.

Tang Bo argued: It must be complicated, and there is no end to learning the sea.

The stone was puzzled: Dad, don't you have teeth!

Tang Bo opened his mouth and called: I have teeth.

Shi continued: Dad, what you just said - a learned person has no teeth.

Tang Bo "squirted" and laughed wildly: I can't see it, your imagination is super good.

The stone said blankly: Did I say something wrong!

Tang Bo waved his hand and replied: You are not wrong, you have time to ask Erfeng.

"Sister Erfeng will teach me! I'm going to learn from her. The stone replied:

"What does Stone want to learn?" Erfeng came over with two bowls of vegetables.

The stone said: Sister Erfeng will know, I have to learn all of them.

"Then I can't teach." Erfeng Ying said:

The stone asked, "Why can't it be taught?"

Erfeng replied: I will give birth, will you!

Stone sneered: Other than that.

Erfeng continued: What I can teach, I will definitely teach.

"Dad, sit down and eat." Erfeng shouted:

Uncle Tang leaned over and said, "Where's your mother!"

Erfeng said: She still has a dish to fry.

The stone pushed the brazier and called: Sister Erfeng, you and Dad are sitting here, and I will serve the food in a while.

"Stones, ashes from the brazier float all over the room." Erfeng reproached:

The stone replied: There should be no floating in the dish!

Erfeng responded: What do you say!

The stone gently placed the brazier and muttered, "I'll put it lightly."

Erfeng walked towards the kitchen and shouted, "Stone, I'll serve the food."

The stone shouted: Dad, pay attention to your feet, don't burn your pants.

Uncle Tang shook his trouser legs twice and replied: I will be careful.

"What are you two talking about! Have you ever said bad things about me! ”

Shi continued: Mom, the two of us are talking nonsense.

Besides, you don't have any bad things to say about us.

Xu Hongping smiled and said: Stone, I love to hear your words, but I haven't reached the point of being impeccable.

The stone replied: Mom, thieves also have the right to complain, and you don't even give us the right to complain.

Xu Hongping smiled: Stone, your mouth is so slippery! You've got to teach your dad!

Shi Ying said: What do I teach! I almost didn't make my dad laugh out of his big teeth just now.

"What is he laughing at! Can you tell me! Erfeng put down the dishes and went to serve everyone food one after another.

Shi Dao: Sister Erfeng, my father talked to me about Xuehai just now······

"I said - there is no end to learning." Tang Bo interrupted:

Stone called: I misunderstood.

I thought! A learned person will have no teeth······

"Hehe~"

"I want to study, save people from laughing!"

Xu Hongping said with a smile: As long as the stone is willing to learn, you will definitely be able to surpass your father.

The stone said: Mom, you lifted the stone too high, the stone didn't have that heart, and he didn't dare to have that heart, who is Dad! He's a big guy in academia!

"Phew! He's a big fart for a big guy. Xu Hongping said:

"Mom, the food on the table is cold, you eat quickly." Erfeng shouted:

Shi picked up the bowl and shouted: Sister Erfeng is right! Let's eat, eat.

Erfeng kept putting vegetables into the stone bowl.

Stone said: Enough, enough.

Xu Hongping chewed her rice and said: Tang Jin, when you haven't come back, I didn't dare to make a decision, you are home today, I will tell you something!

Uncle Tang sandwiched the meal and said: What is Ping'er going to say!

Xu Hongping called: The marriage of these two children.

Tang Bo continued: The two of them have become a boat, and they are married.

Xu Hongping rushed to say: Marriage is to get married, how can they get married!

Tang Bo thought for a moment and asked, "Stone, what do you suggest?"

Shi replied, "I want to have two tables of family dinners."

Tang Bodao: Ping'er, you can also talk about it.

Xu Hongping replied: You know too! I don't like to talk about pomp, and I don't want to be too extravagant.

Let alone! Stone's relatives are far away.

Tang Bo continued: Erfeng, what do you think is better!

Erfeng took the meal in his mouth and replied: You can do whatever you want! I'm okay with that.

Tang Bo said: In my opinion, we still set up a few tables.

One is that the stone has this will.

Second, we have clan elders and relatives in our own house.

Third, we are marrying our daughters, and we are not afraid of being known.

Xu Hongping responded: Since you want to do it, let's do it lively.

Uncle Tang called: That's nature.

"We will go to the market tomorrow to buy some vegetables, as well as some sweets, melon seeds, etc., and we will invite the clan elders to come over tomorrow night to discuss the day of the banquet." Tang Bo continued:

Erfeng said: So urgent!

Uncle Tang asked rhetorically: Aren't you in a hurry?

"I'm feeding the pigs." Xu Hongping put down the dishes and chopsticks and went straight to the kitchen.

The stone said, "Dad, you eat a little more food."

Uncle Tang put the dishes and chopsticks and responded: I am full.

"Dad, I've always eaten fast, I've got both!" The stone argued:

"Ping'er, I'll go with you to feed the pigs." Uncle Tang saw Xu Hongping come out and shouted:

Xu Hongping replied: You come to pick the bucket.

Uncle Tang took the flat shoulder and said: I'll pick.

"Ping'er, you're blaming me for not listening to your advice just now, right?" Uncle Tang saw that there was no one around and asked:

Xu Hongping responded: You look at me like this! Do I have such a small belly chicken intestines! You and I have shared a bed for decades, and you don't even trust me at all.

Uncle Tang apologized: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Ping'er was in a trance just now.

I thought ······

"I just heard that my daughter was going to get married, and I was very confused and uncomfortable." Xu Hongping interrupted:

Uncle Tang stepped into the pigsty and said with a smile: It's a good thing that his daughter is getting married, does Ping'er still want to keep her for the rest of her life!

Xu Hongping continued: I'm also a woman, how could I think so!

Uncle Tang said: Even if my daughter gets married, she will still live in our house, and she will not leave.

Xu Hongping argued: I understand this, but I feel inexplicably sad in my heart.

Uncle Tang fed the pigs and shouted: Ping'er, you remembered our meeting!

Xu Hongping hugged Uncle Tang from behind and muttered: I think back then, when we got married, my mother was the same, but at that time, I couldn't understand the mood of being a mother at all.

Uncle Tang hugged Xu Hongping with both hands and said softly: After so many years, it is the greatest luck in my life to be able to marry you.

Xu Hongping sighed: Seeing that Erfeng can join hands with the stone, I am happy in my heart.

Uncle Tang took a breath and sighed: Yes!

"Xianggong, I'll tell you!" Xu Hongping poked her head and said with a smile:

Xu Hongping pointed to the straw pile over there and whispered: The two of them are doing good things there.

Tang Bo smiled slightly and called: Ping'er, let's also experience their happiness.

Xu Hongping snickered: Hurry up and feed the pigs.

Tang Bo poured pig food and said, "Eat quickly, eat quickly."

Xu Hongping stood aside - secretly happy.