Chapter 67: The Big Tiger Goes to the Market (1)
In the early morning of the second day, the sky was just slightly bright.
The big tiger got out of bed early.
He came to the door of Erfeng's room and shouted, "Stone, stone······
Erfeng replied, "Big brother, the stone is still sleeping." ”
The big tiger replied: Wake him up.
Erfeng said: Big brother, call him so early!
Dahu replied: It's still early! It's dawn.
Erfeng replied: On such a cold day, you are many!
The stone turned over and called: Sister Erfeng, who are you talking to?
Erfeng said: I'm talking to my eldest brother.
The big tiger shouted: Go back to sleep!
The stone rubbed his eyes and shouted, "Big brother, you wait for me."
Dahu said: You go over and wash up, and I'll wait for you in the living room.
Er Feng shouted: Stone, you put this sweater on.
Shi replied: Sister Erfeng, you give me the sweater.
"You put it on me." Erfeng pulled the sweater with both hands and said:
Stone took the sweater and replied: I will come by myself, I will come by myself.
Erfeng called: Today is the time to catch the market, and I will get up early.
The stone put on his shoes and hurried away.
He walked out of the room and saw Xu Hongping shaking her clothes.
He rushed forward and shouted, "Mom, you're up too."
Xu Hongping said: Your brother screamed you so loudly, it's no wonder that I don't wake up!
However, I am going to the market today, and he won't wake me up, and I will get up and cook.
"Stone, what are you talking about here! You don't go in and wash up yet. The big tiger shouted:
The stone turned around and ran away.
The big tiger came over and shouted, "Mom, goodmorning.
Xu Hongping said blankly: "What is "goodmorning"!
Dahu smiled: Mom, "goodmorning" is not a thing, it means "good morning".
Xu Hongping said: Good morning is called "goodmorning".
"Mom, what did you say"? Erfeng asked:
Xu Hongping responded: I said "goodmorning".
Erfeng was puzzled: "What is "goodmorning"!
The big tiger argued: It is a greeting for foreigners······
"Aren't foreigners just foreign devils! You just say that foreign devils ······" Xu Hongping interrupted:
"It's a foreign devil." Big Tiger smiled and said:
"Are foreign devils bullying the Chinese again?"
The big tiger turned his head and said, "Stone, you know a lot!"
Xu Hongping stretched out her hand and whispered: Let's go this way.
"I know a little bit, it was told to me by Head Fang, and he told me about the January 28 incident." The stone replied:
The big tiger patted Shishi on the shoulder and said: Today's China is suffering from internal and external troubles, and young people like Shishi are urgently needed to defend and defend our entire Chinese land.
Stone called: Big brother, what can I do!
The big tiger pushed the stone and walked out of the house and said, "First of all, you have to learn to exercise."
The stone replied: How am I going to exercise!
The big tiger replied: You get up every morning and run for a walk······
"That's it!"
"Do you have a problem!"
Shi disdainfully said: It's still early, I'll go back and lie down.
The big tiger walked into the sun-dried valley and shouted: "Stone, you come and push me."
The stone continued: Why am I pushing you!
The big tiger took a step and called: You can push me, I won't stop you what you do!
"You're talking big! I'll admit, I can't beat you, and it's more than enough for me to push you. The stone turned around and stretched out his hand to push the tiger.
The big tiger said: You let the horse come, you don't have to be afraid to push me down.
The stone withdrew his hand and pushed the tiger hard.
The big tiger didn't move at all.
The stone took a breath and pushed straight at the big tiger.
The big tiger stood still and did not move.
The sweat on his forehead was dripping down like beans.
The stone pushed for a while, and gasped: "Hell today, look like this, I may not have eaten······
"You're full and then push me." The big tiger put his feet together and said:
The stone replied: No, I just realized at this moment that I am so useless.
Dahu argued: You are very useful, my forehead is full of sweat.
The stone smirked: Hehe!
The big tiger called: The strength of the stone is very great, especially the momentum in your heart, it is simply shocking.
Shi sneered: Big brother Sensei laughed at me! I didn't push you out of the way.
The big tiger replied: If I let you push out half a step, I will be completely finished.
The stone was puzzled: Why did the eldest brother say this!
The big tiger said: I just pierced the horse step, the horse step is about the unity of the god and the form, I want to spread the strength of the body in the whole body, so that I can resist the external force with all my strength, I have to be vigilant all the time, once I relax, the other party will have the opportunity to take advantage of the situation to break.
The stone touched his cheek and replied: "That's it!
The big tiger shouted: "Stone, you take a horse step and let me see."
The stone bent his feet and said, "I have not pierced the horse."
The big tiger continued: You will stimulate the strength of your whole body.
He approached the stone - with a slight push.
The stone kept retreating.
"How could it be! I used all the strength of my body, and with a gentle push, I took four or five steps back. The stone looked left and right, and called:
Dahu replied: So, you have to exercise diligently.
The stone asked: Will it be useful to practice running?
The big tiger did sit-ups and said, "Don't look down on anything!" Those are all basic skills, and if you practice the basic skills well, you will not be ordinary.
The stone called: "Big brother, I want to compare with you.
The big tiger muttered: It seems that you are not convinced.
The stone replied: "I am not convinced."
Dahu sneered: Let's compare again.
Shi Ying said: I'm afraid you won't succeed!
The big tiger beckoned his hand and called: Come here.
Shi said: Big brother, you keep an eye on yourself, I won't show mercy this time.
Big Tiger smiled: I like you - no mercy.
The stone looked at the tiger with both eyes, and kicked it with a series of kicks.
The big tiger leaned over, clenched his left hand into a fist, and punched the stone at the wrist.
"Smack! Ouch! The stone shrunk and rolled on the ground.
Big Tiger Dao: Stone, do you want to come again!
The stone waved his hand and groaned: No more fighting.
The big tiger stretched out his hand and shouted: You get up.
The stone took the big tiger's hand and whispered: I obeyed, I fought with you twice, and you knocked me down with three or two blows both times, but I was unharmed.
The big tiger persuaded: Stone, you don't need to be discouraged, your body is excellent, and your comprehension is not bad, you exercise it, and you and I are "better than ever".
The stone smiled: "Big brother, what are you doing to me!" How much I can do myself! I know it in my heart!
Big Tiger rushed to say: What do you know! The person my sister marries, I should call it a brother-in-law, not a coward.
Shi made a straight face and said: I am not a coward, I have not beaten you today, it does not mean that I will not be able to beat you in the future.
Dahu praised: Ambitious, I like your stubbornness.
"But you don't dare to exercise, so what's the matter! Talk about it later! The big tiger continued:
The stone continued: What dare I dare!
The big tiger called: During the time I was at home, if you exercised with me every day, I would retract the sentence just now and say loudly to you, "You are not a coward."
If you don't make it!
Don't blame me!
The stone replied: Deal, just do as you say.
Dahu said: There is another point, "what happened just now" is an agreement between us, I don't want others!
Shi Yingdao: I promise not to tell anyone, including Sister Erfeng.
The big tiger walked to the center of the sun-dried valley and lay on the ground doing sit-ups.
The stone followed.
The big tiger propped himself up and immediately stood up and walked away.
The stone stood "leaning on the gourd".
The big tiger shouted: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6······
The stones shouted: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6······
"6, 6, 6, 6 what? It's time to eat! ”
Dahu raised his head and shouted, "Sister, it's time to cook!"
Erfeng said: It's cooked, you go in to eat.
The big tiger said: Go to dinner.
Erfeng went to help the stone wipe his sweat and called: What did you do! The clothes inside are also wet.
The stone panted and replied: It's good to sweat a little in winter.
Dahu wiped his sweat with his hands and shouted: Sister, you married your husband, and you forgot about your brother.
Erfeng continued: Who forgot you!
The big tiger said: You help your husband wipe his sweat, don't you see that the eldest brother is also sweating!
Erfeng responded: Then I'll help you wipe it.
The big tiger replied: Forget it! I don't remind you, you think of Big Brother.
Erfeng replied: You!
The big tiger rushed to say: You don't even give a handkerchief to the eldest brother.
Erfeng said: Who told you not to marry a daughter-in-law!
Dahu replied: Whether I marry a daughter-in-law or not, what do you have to do with it, you are all useless, let's go in.
Erfeng pulled the stone and said with a smile: Let's go!
"Mom and Dad, you two are staring at each other, why do you sit and don't eat!"
Xu Hongping said: You rarely go home, we are waiting for you to eat together.
Dahu replied: Mom, you know me, I'm used to it.
The stone shouted: Mom and Dad, you have been waiting for a long time.
Xu Hongping responded: It's not long enough, and the winter food will be cold when it comes out······
"Hurry up and come around." Tang Bo gestured and shouted:
Erfeng took a bowl of rice and pushed it in front of the big tiger.
Dahu picked up the chopsticks and sighed: Hey! A little wine would be perfect.
Tang Bo continued: Hu'er likes to drink.
Dahu argued: I don't like to drink, I drink a little wine occasionally, there are so many dishes on the table today, a little wine to help the fun······
"What are you doing all that! You hold it for me, I hate the smell of alcohol, especially the smell of drunkenness, it will smoke people to death······" 徐红萍 says:
"Ping'er (Xu Hongping), Hu'er just went home, and we are according to him." Uncle Tang rushed to say:
"Can you not do it! You're hungry too! Xu Hongping replied:
"Ping'er, I'm not as good as you think." Tang Boying said:
"Mom, the eldest brother came back from afar, you have to stop him if he wants to have a glass of wine, he just needs to stop it in moderation······" Stone persuaded:
"I'm not not going to let him drink, I'm afraid he'll get drunk, I'm afraid he'll be a drunk······" Xu Hongping said:
"Mom, I won't get drunk, and I won't be addicted to alcohol." The big tiger replied:
"I'm going to get the wine." Tang Bo got up and went into the back room with great interest.
The big tiger held the vegetables and shouted: Mom, you eat the vegetables.
Xu Hongping called: You clip it back······
"Mom, you want to eat the dish I gave you today." The big tiger argued:
"Hu'er, how is it!" Tang Bo held a bottle of foreign wine and shook it.
Dahu said excitedly: There is also foreign wine.
The stone said: It was given by Officer Wang when I married Erfeng.
Big Tiger smiled: Yes!
Shi said: The taste of foreign wine is quite good, it is not as strong as white wine, and it is not as strong as water wine.
Dahu pulled a few bowls over, and each person poured a little into the bowl, and called: Our family is running east and west, and it is rare to get together.
The stone shouted: "Big brother, the stone is not strong enough to drink.
The big tiger continued: If you drink less, you should drink less.
Xu Hongping shouted: You two fathers and sons are only allowed to drink one bowl.
Dahu glanced at Xu Hongping and responded: Just drink a bowl.
He raised the bowl and called: Dahu has been away from home for many years, and there are thousands of words hidden in his heart, but now, I don't want to say it, all the words are in the wine.
Everyone picked up the bowl and drank it one after another.
Dahu swallowed the wine in one gulp and shouted: Happy.
Xu Hongping said: It's over, you hurry up and eat.
Dahu whispered: Mom, I am studying outside, I worry about you day and night, I worry about Erfeng, especially Erfeng, she is beautiful when she is young, she is the first beauty in our village, our town, and even our city, I am worried about Erfeng······
"That's a lot of nonsense." Xu Hongping said:
Uncle Tang put down the wine bowl and said: Hu'er stays outside to study, and can also think about the people at home, I am happy in my heart.
The big tiger poured wine into Tang Bo's bowl and called: For this "happiness", let's drink another bowl.
Xu Hongping shouted: You can't drink anymore, you will get drunk if you drink again.
The big tiger replied: Mom, don't care! We're far from getting drunk!
"You drink it again, and I'll feed the pigs." Xu Hongping dropped her chopsticks and ran into the kitchen in a huff.
Uncle Tang muttered: Hu'er, we made your mother angry.
Dahu replied: Let's finish this bowl.
The stone shouted, "Drink quickly."
Uncle Tang saw Xu Hongping coming with a bucket and called: Ping'er, I'll go with you to feed the pigs.
Xu Hongping replied: No need.
The stone put the bowl and shouted, "Mom, let me feed the pigs!"
The big tiger said, "I'll go with the stone."
Xu Hongping responded: I'll just feed the pigs, you go inside and prepare the burden, and I'll go to the market when I come back.
Dahu continued: I haven't been shopping at home for a few years, and I also want to go to the market.
The stone moved the stool and said, "Big brother, I'll pack up my burden······