Chapter 112: Shooting with Stones (3)
Except for the uncle, who walked with everyone in the bazaar.
Min'er pointed ahead and shouted: I want to buy this, I want to buy that.
The stone replied: You can buy it if you want.
However, you pay for it yourself, we don't have that much money for you to splurge.
Min'er sneered: You are so picky.
"I don't deduct, how can I live! If I spend money like you, I'll starve to death in my hometown. The stone replied:
Min'er said: I am a woman, and women are born with a desire to shop.
The stone argued: Sister Su Lan is also a woman, why is she not the same as you!
"Stone, we're going to set up a stall over there, let's leave it at that." Except Uncle says:
The stone smiled and said: Except for the uncle, you can do it yourself.
Except for the uncle who shouted: Su Lan, let's go this way.
Su Lan asked, "Stone, where will you sell handkerchiefs?"
Shi replied: There are a lot of people on the street, let's choose a random place!
"We'll set up a stall there." Xu Hongping pointed forward and called:
Su Lan looked in the direction Xu Hongping pointed and said, "Auntie, we'll see you later."
When the stone saw Su Lan and them leaving, he shouted: Mom, are we really going to set up a stall in front!
Xu Hongping responded: What's really fake about this!
Min'er muttered: Mom, it's very hot today, it's sunny there, and the sun is there all day long!
"Min'er, you went over to build a factory shed." Stone shouted:
Min'er glanced at the stone and asked, "How do I build a factory shed?"
Xu Hongping said: You take the factory shed and tear it over there.
And then ······
"Alright, alright, you stand firm." Stone shouted:
The stone blunted for a moment, and he rushed over and called: "Put your hand down and take a rope and tie it up."
Min'er said: It's so easy!
Stone laughed: "It's so easy—you won't."
Min'er argued: I will next time.
"Boss, give me a few handkerchiefs."
Xu Hongping responded: How many handkerchiefs does the guest officer want! Take your pick!
The stone approached the handkerchief and shouted, "Sister-in-law, what handkerchief do you want?" I'll pick it for you.
"This little brother, how do you speak! I'm still a yellow flower girl. The guest officer said:
Stone apologized: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's my clumsiness, it's my clumsiness.
Min'er called: Brother-in-law, she is the old ······
"Min'er." The stone stretched out his hand and shouted:
The stone continued: Sister, what handkerchief do you want! You pick for yourself.
The guest officer looked at it, pointed to the handkerchief of "heart-to-heart", and said: I want that kind of handkerchief.
Stone took the handkerchief and asked, "Sister, how many handkerchiefs do you want?"
The guest officer replied: You can bring me 4!
Shi handed over the handkerchief and said, "Sister, take it."
The guest officer picked up the handkerchief, gave Xu Hongping two pennies, and left slowly.
Min'er saw the guest officer walking away and shouted: "Brother-in-law, why are you stopping me!" The woman just now was clearly unreasonable, she looked older than her mother, and she was embarrassed to say - she was a yellow flower girl, I was disgusting to listen to, and my brother-in-law was still coaxing her!
"You know what! To do business, you have to take care of the emotions of customers, just according to your temperament! You're going to have a big fight with her, but what can you do after the fight! It's a big deal that she doesn't buy our handkerchiefs, so do we! There is one less business, and it is us who loses. The stone replied:
Min'er continued: It's okay if you don't do this business!
The stone said: Your eldest lady's temper is really speechless.
"Boss, give me 6 handkerchiefs."
The stone asked, "Sister, what kind of handkerchief do you want?"
The guest officer put one hand on his chin and called: I want two handkerchiefs that are "heart-to-heart", plus two handkerchiefs that are "single-minded", and two handkerchiefs that are "blooming side by side."
Shi picked up a handkerchief and muttered: two handkerchiefs that are "heart-to-heart", two handkerchiefs that are "single-minded", and ······
"It's a total of three cents!" The guest officer shouted:
Xu Hongping responded: Yes.
The guest officer took out the three pennies and put it on the stall.
The stone carried a handkerchief and shouted, "Sister, you hold it steady."
The guest officer took the handkerchief and walked away slowly.
Xu Hongping grabbed the money and said, "Stone, you and Min'er look at the stall, I'll go buy some fruit."
The stone replied: Mom, you let me go.
"Whoever buys some fruit is the same!" Xu Hongping pulled out her legs and left.
Min'er shouted: "Brother-in-law, you bring me a stool, and I will sit for a while."
Stone picked up a stool and handed it to Min'er.
Min'er took the stool and sat down.
Because of the uneven potholes where Min'er put the stool, as soon as she sat on the stool, she screamed "ouch".
Shi saw Min'er fall to the ground, and hurriedly went to pull Min'er.
He pulled Min'er up.
Min'er stood up with her.
The stone let go of Min'er's hand and was about to turn around.
Min'er grabbed the stone's hand······
"Hey! He's your brother-in-law. Su Lan came over and shouted:
Min'er let go of Shi's hand and replied: Who said no, he is my brother-in-law.
Su Lan replied: Now that you understand, why did you hold the hand of the stone!
When the stone heard this, he looked embarrassed.
Min'er replied: You also saw it just now, I just fell down, and after my brother-in-law pulled me up, my feet suddenly trembled, and I grabbed my brother-in-law's hand.
Su Lan sneered: You are talking nonsense, what are you thinking in your heart! How could I not know!
Min'er said disdainfully: Who are you! My affairs with my brother-in-law, how can you point fingers!
Su Lan replied: I don't like to see things, I'm going to take care of it.
Min'er smiled: I see, you have been planning against my brother-in-law for a long time, you will!
Su Lan hurriedly said: You are talking nonsense.
Min'er continued: Who are you talking nonsense!
Su Landau: Of course it's you.
Min'er scolded: You fart, you stinky fart.
"You are quiet, give me silence, don't make any noise!" Stone shouted:
"Stone, your voice is so loud! Who are you quarreling with? Xu Hongping walked over with a bag of apples.
Shi answered: It's not a quarrel, it's not a quarrel.
Su Lanli said: Hello aunt!
Xu Hongping smiled: Su Lan is here!
"Sulan, Min'er, you come and eat apples." Xu Hongping shouted:
The stone took the bag and divided the apples one by one.
"Boss, give me two handkerchiefs."
Xu Hongping said: What handkerchief does the guest officer want! The choice is yours.
The guest officer replied: I want two handkerchiefs that are "in good health".
Stone took two handkerchiefs, handed them to the guest officer, and said, "Uncle, give it."
The guest officer picked up his handkerchief and was just about to pay for it.
Min'er shouted: Brother-in-law, where do you put the water!
The stone replied: It's just under that bag.
"Min'er, you have to drink water when you eat apples!" Xu Hongping was puzzled:
Min'er replied: The apple is so dirty, I'll wash it with water.
Xu Hongping collected the money and called: "I have washed all these apples, you can eat them with confidence!"
Min'er said: I have to wash it again.
Xu Hongping glanced at Min'er and shook her head one after another.
Shi handed Min'er a bottle of water and shouted, "You save me something, the water in the bottle is for us to drink."
Min'er twisted the cap vigorously and replied, "I see."
Su Lan muttered: The eldest lady is the eldest lady, and eating an apple is different from others.
Min'er took a bite of the apple and said: Sweet, so sweet, it's a pity that someone will never be able to eat it, just like Sister Pilan can't eat grapes, she said that grapes are very sour and sour.
Su Lan pulled her face and said: Why do you always target me!
Min'er continued: If you don't mess with me, what am I doing against you!
Su Lan sneered: You let everyone talk about it! When did I target you!
Min'er responded: You just said that I am the eldest lady, so I will be a eldest lady to show you.
Su Lan rolled her eyes and said, "You are really a big lady."
Min'er said angrily: You still say.
Su Lan replied: I will say.
Su Lan continued: Miss, Miss······
"You stinky woman, you stink." Min'er scolded:
"Min'er, can your eldest lady's temper be changed! Also, if you talk dirty again, I'll ignore you. Xu Hongping shouted:
Min'er buried her head and remained silent.
"Boss, I'll buy 4 handkerchiefs."
The stone asked, "Sister, which of these handkerchiefs do you want?"
The guest officer bit his fingers and said angrily: It's not good to choose a promise!
Su Lan called: Sister, you are about the same age as me, you should like those embroidered handkerchiefs, like I like embroidered handkerchiefs.
The guest officer replied: There are so many embroidered handkerchiefs here, which one should I choose!
Su Lan said: Which one to choose! My sister watched the selection herself!
"Stone, take a few embroidered handkerchiefs and show them to the guest officer!" Xu Hongping shouted:
The stone picked a handkerchief of "single-mindedness", a handkerchief of "heart-to-heart", and two handkerchiefs of "blossoming flowers" and handed them to the guest officer.
The guest officer smiled: Yes, yes, I like this kind of handkerchief.
The stone said: Sister, then you put away the handkerchief!
The guest officer nodded and said excitedly: Okay, okay.
"Boss, how much do these handkerchiefs cost?" The guest officer held a handkerchief and asked:
Xu Hongping replied: A total of 2 yuan.
The guest officer took out two pennies and handed it to the stone.
The stone followed the money and called: Sister go slowly.
The guest officer looked at the stone with a smile.
The stone stretched out a hand and said with a smile: "Sister, welcome again."
The guest officer reluctantly moved his steps.
Min'er saw that the guest officer walked out of sight and said: I'm sorry Mom! I was too willful before, and I will never be so willful again.
"Min'er, your personality is to change, what do others say about you! You have to calm down, you don't think about attacking others, only if others are willing to communicate with you, you will ······" Xu Hongping responded:
"Mom is right, you can't get along with a few aunts, and most of the reason is this." The stone continued:
Stone continued: Of course, it's not just you.
When facing things, you must have a heart of forbearance and respect for each other······
"Ping'er (Xu Hongping), how much did your handkerchief sell?"
The stone turned his head and called: "Auntie, we haven't seen each other for a few days, you!"
Xu Hongping shouted: Sister Ju, come and sit, come and sit······
"I've been at home every day during this time, and I'm so suffocated that I can't feel good." The aunt propped up her waist and shouted:
Xu Hongping responded: You are still embarrassed, it is us who are unhappy, you eat other people's with one mouth, drink other people's, and say some cool words.
The aunt walked into the stall and said: I eat other people's food and drink other people's, which is true, but there is one thing that always makes me angry, your girl, she wants to cut off my rations.
Xu Hongping said with a smile: The point of our Erfeng, give it to you to eat and drink, do you dare to eat, or dare to drink?
Auntie heard the taste of the words, and said with a smile: You are not serious, in front of these young people, you tell me this.
Moreover, Erfeng's point, "to eat and drink", it can't be my turn, and the stone will definitely rush ahead of me.
The stone blushed and said embarrassedly: Why are you talking about me!
"See, the stone is shy." Aunt smiled evilly:
Xu Hongping put away her laughter and said: Let's get down to business, why is Sister Ju so upset!
The aunt replied: It's not that dead ghost, he pours horse urine all day long, making himself crazy, thinking of me, thinking of me, living a good life······
"Auntie, don't buy wine for him to drink, if you drink too much, people will talk nonsense." Stone interrupted:
The aunt argued: Who will buy wine for him to drink! I wish there wasn't anyone selling him wine.
He was a big living man - with hands and feet.
Who will control him!
Xu Hongping continued: The person who sold him wine is also in a dilemma.
The aunt continued: I came out today to breathe, and when I saw my old acquaintances, my mood became comfortable, and I talked to each other, and the depression in my heart was halved in an instant.
Xu Hongping replied: You come here on the day of the market, and we will basically not be absent every time we catch the market.
The aunt stared at Su Lan and said: Ping'er, let's not talk about those unhappy things, who is this young lady!
Xu Hongping said with a smile: Sister Ju, your interest changes too quickly, what do you think of her!
Aunt replied: My idea is very simple, introduce her to your son.
Su Lan blackened her face and turned her face to the side.
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Sister Ju, don't tease! My son is far away from home, and he is away from home all year.
Let alone! None of them had ever seen each other.
We are born in a new era, and we cannot arrange marriages.
"Hello Auntie!" Min'er said:
The aunt echoed: Miss Min'er is also here.
Su Lan lowered her head and whispered: Hello Auntie.
Aunt asked: Are you?
Shi introduced: She is the daughter of Uncle Except Ming, and her name is Su Lan.
The aunt was surprised and said: Except for the uncle's daughter.
"How old are you?" The aunt asked:
Su Lan replied: I am 17 years old.
Auntie continued: You haven't said anyone yet!
Su Lan looked a little uncomfortable and whispered: Not yet.
Xu Hongping sneered: You are a thief.
Aunt argued: How can I say that my kindness is a thief's heart! I'm the kind of person who does good deeds without leaving a name.
Su Lan said: We all know each other, let's eat together.
The aunt looked at the sky and replied: Yes! The sun is so high.
Min'er called: I'm not going to eat, I'm going home.
The stone said, "So be it! Sister Su Lan and my aunt went over to eat, and when you come back, just help my mother bring the bowl over, and Min'er and I will go back to the palace.
Su Lan's face was full of loss, and she muttered: I will bring it to my aunt.
Shi shouted: "Mom, when you go home in the afternoon, you clean up your stall, I may not come home until the evening."
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Stone, you and Min'er can go with confidence!
The stone called: "Auntie, Sister Sulan, goodbye."
Aunt replied: Goodbye stone.
Xu Hongping instructed: Stone, the road is not easy to walk at night, you go home early.
The stone lifted his feet and replied, "I will be home before dark."
Min'er "waved" at Xu Hongping and said, "Mom, I'm leaving."
Xu Hongping shook her hand and continued: Hurry up, go quickly.
Auntie was confused when she heard this, and asked: Ping'er, why does Miss Min'er call you "Mom"?
Xu Hongping replied: Let me explain this! Min'er and Erfeng······