Chapter 131 Water Water Bites Leizi

At noon on the 22nd, the sun was slightly westerly.

The mound brothers and Qianqian came to the mountains and forests.

The mound climbed up the mountainside and said excitedly: Shuishui, there is a lot of firewood here.

Shui Shui shouted: Brother, second brother, where are you!

The mound stopped what he was doing and replied: I am on the mountainside.

Shui Shui responded: Why didn't I see you (the weeds and branches in the mountains and forests grow densely, and it is easy to cover people's sight)!

Qian Qian shouted: "Mound, you shake the branches beside you so that we can see where you are."

Soil mound said: Sister-in-law, you and Shui Shui are waiting below, if you want to chop firewood, you can find a place to cut it below, and neither of you can come up.

Shui Shui replied: Second brother, sister-in-law Qianqian and I also want to go up to you.

The mound said, "Do not come up!" After a little more chopping, I'll throw sticks of wood down, and if they hit you, it won't be good.

Shui Shui whispered: Second brother won't let us go up.

Qianqian replied: "The mound, we don't go up, we'll cut it down."

Shui Shui said: Sister-in-law Qianqian, let's go over there to cut, there are a few good sticks of firewood growing over there.

Qianqian glanced in the direction Shui Shui was looking and called: Let's go!

Shuishui carried the knife on his back and walked gradually.

"Shuishui, you put the knife down, you carry the knife on your shoulder, it makes people panic when you look at it." Qianqian followed behind Shui Shui and shouted:

"Ahh Mizumi tripped over a mountain vine and fell to the ground.

Qianqian pulled up the water and sighed: Fortunately, the knife didn't cut you.

Shui Shui patted the mud on his pants and said: It's okay, what can I do!

Qianqian continued: She also said that it was okay, but she was scared of me in a cold sweat just now.

Shui Shui shouted: Let's hurry up and chop wood!

Qianqian walked in front of a tree branch and slashed it one by one.

Shui Shui touched the branches and said with a smile: Sister-in-law Qianqian, these branches are not big or small, they are very suitable for making firewood, let's cut these!

"After cutting down these branches, there must be at least one bundle." Qianqian cut the branches and answered:

Qianqian continued: If you are asked to carry this bundle of firewood, you will definitely not be able to carry it.

Shui Shui replied: Yes, there are twenty or thirty branches here.

Qianqian shouted: Shui Shui, you throw out the cut branches, and let me cut these two branches that have not been cut down.

The water threw at the branches and said, "Do you want to throw them into the road?"

Qianqian continued: All of them must be thrown on the road.

Shui Shui reminded: Sister-in-law Qianqian, you remember to cut some mountain vines down (mountain vines are used to bundle firewood).

Qianqian replied: I remember it in my heart!

"Sister-in-law, Shuishui, look at it, I'm starting to throw firewood." The mound shouted:

Shui Shui shouted: Second brother, you just throw it, we came here to chop wood, we are not in the original place.

"Da Da" the mound of firewood was thrown, and the firewood rustled on the weeds.

Qianqian said: Shuishui, have you arrived on the road! I'm going to throw firewood.

Shui Shui answered: I'm on the way.

"Wow!" The mound jumped down desperately.

Shui Shui said anxiously: Second brother, what's wrong with you!

The mound has no echo and slides out of breath (the butt sits on the ground and runs down with inertia).

Qianqian called: Shui Shui, listening to this movement, your brother seems to have seen something!

Shui Shui muttered: Maybe!

Qianqian picked up the firewood and threw it at the lower position.

"Shuishui, where are you! There are snakes on it. The mound exhaled and exclaimed:

Shui Shui was shocked: What a big snake!

Qianqian threw down the branch in her hand and ran in a panic.

She ran to Shui Shui and asked, "Where is the snake?"

The mound of earth came to them and said intermittently, "That's it, that's it, it's on it······

"Mound, you speak slowly! How big that snake is! Qianqian interrupted:

The mound inhaled and replied: I don't know, I saw the shadow of a snake, and I screamed.

Shui Shui said suspiciously: Second brother, you are not mistaken!

The mound replied: "Absolutely not mistaken, I threw firewood on it, I threw it, there were two pieces of firewood left on the ground, I picked up a piece of firewood and was about to throw it, suddenly, the side moved, I looked to the side, and saw a black thing, and I was glad that I picked up a dry firewood, and after I threw down the firewood in my hand, I went to pick up this firewood, and when I was about to touch it, its whole body squirmed, and I was so frightened that I ran away.

Qianqian called: So to speak! It's about the size of a chopped stick.

The mound nodded and replied, "Yes."

Qianqian patted her chest and whispered: I'm scared to death.

Shui Shui said: That snake is not very big!

Qianqian shouted: Shui Shui, you and I go and throw down the firewood.

Shui Shui answered: Qianqian's sister-in-law, there is a snake on it.

Qianqian continued: You also said, the snake is not big.

And, after a while, it ran away a long time ago.

"It's broken, my hatchet is still on it." The mound was stunned:

Shui Shui said in fear: What should we do!

The mound scratched his head and muttered: What to do!

Qianqian said: You don't want to go up, only don't want that firewood knife.

The mound said, "It will cost a few pennies to buy that firewood knife, and if I lose it!" Mother must beat me to death!

Shui Shui said in annoyance: But, the snake above!

The mound replied: I hope the snake has run away!

Qianqian called: Let's go up together.

The mound replied, "I'll go up alone."

Qian Qian responded: You can go up alone, you have to hold a stick in your hand, you have to watch carefully.

The mound chose a firewood roller and climbed upward.

He crawled for a long time to get to the same place.

He clenched his grip on the firewood and rolled "left and right."

He didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

He lifted the stick and struck it on the ground vigorously.

He banged for a few minutes, exhaling deeply and exhaling······

After throwing the firewood down, he picked up the firewood knife and walked down.

He looked at it in his mind: fortunately, the snake ran away.

Otherwise, the above firewood and this knife will do!

He slid in front of a pile of firewood and shouted, "Sister-in-law, Shuishui, you stand away, I'm going to throw firewood."

Qianqian replied: You throw it!

"Second brother, did you hit the snake?" Shui Shui asked:

The mound replied: I don't see the snake.

Shui Shui said: The sound you just hit the ground was so loud.

The mound continued: "If I hit the ground, I hit the snake!"

Qianqian said: It's best not to touch a snake.

"Sister-in-law, have you ever cut the vine?" The mound asked:

Qianqian replied: I cut a bundle, it will be enough for a few of us to use firewood, you come down quickly!

The mound lifted the sticks of firewood and threw them down one by one.

Shui Shui shouted: Second brother, I'll go up and help you throw firewood.

The mound said, "Don't come up if you stand underneath, there are still seven sticks of wood on top that have not been thrown away."

After throwing away the 7 sticks of firewood.

Shui Shui and Qianqian gathered around to pick up firewood.

Qianqian took two mountain vines and called: Shui Shui, those firewood strips are picked up here, and I want to bundle firewood here.

Tied, tied, she tied a bundle of firewood.

When she was tying the second bundle, there was a stick of wood that was very bent.

How she tied! Sticks of firewood are not well bundled.

The mound came down, saw this scene, and said: Sister-in-law, you get out of the way, you let me tie it up.

Qianqian's hand was a pine mountain vine.

It was like bending the sticks (bouncing back), and the whole bundle of sticks was stretched.

Qianqian re-tied the firewood.

It just so happened that the mound of hands reached over and shook her hand.

She looked up and glanced at the mound.

The mound quickly let go.

Qianqian turned her face sideways, looking extremely embarrassed.

Shui Shui said: Second brother, what's wrong with you and Sister-in-law Qianqian! You don't even speak!

The mound held the end of the mountain vine and called, "Sister-in-law, I'm going to start bundling firewood."

Qianqian straightened up and stood aside silently.

Shui Shui walked behind Qianqian and asked, "Second brother, do you plan to keep the firewood we cut today, or do you want to sell it?"

The mound cut the bent branch and said: These firewood are still alive like this, we sell it now, we will definitely not be able to sell it for a few dollars, we will carry it home, let it dry for a while, and then we will go to Fengfu to ask Pingbo for an appraisal······

"Go and ask Pingbo to estimate - it's not good, my mother found out about this, and she will scold us again and scold us for going through the back door." Qian Qian responded:

The mound patted the mud on his hand and said, "Whatever!" Money doesn't bite, and if we don't drag the relationship, the price won't go up.

Qianqian replied: You have a point, but!

Shui Shuidao: Second brother, can we go!

Qianqian shouted: Wait! We checked if our firewood knives were tied!

Shui Shui said: My wood knife is tied very steadily.

The mound shouted: Shuishui, you go ahead.

Qianqian asked: Shui Shui, is your bundle of firewood heavy?

Or! I'll help you tie it up less.

Shui Shui replied: It's not very heavy, I can carry it home.

After a bumpy ride.

Several of them returned to the village.

The mound was the first to walk to the fork in front of the house.

He twisted his head and shouted: Sister-in-law, Shuishui, when you are tired, put it down and rest.

Qianqian responded: It's about to get home, we'll get home - and then rest.

"Mound, come here, come here, I'll discuss something with you." Leizi led a group of people and waved in front.

The mound put down the firewood and asked, "Leizi, what's the matter with you?"

Leizi said: "It's okay" What am I looking for you for!

The mound replied: Tell me something.

Leizi continued: The next sentence seems to be "there is a fart open".

Mound: I don't have time to talk to you.

Qianqian carried the firewood on her back and put it under the eaves.

Lei Zi called: I see you chopping wood so hard, I want to buy firewood, you take the money to buy something delicious - treat yourself.

The mound wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "You want to buy firewood!" Yes!

But how much money do you pay.

Shui Shui came over and said, "Take the money and take a look."

Qianqian picked up the bundle of firewood from the mound and walked straight to the eaves.

Lei Zi responded: You are really, we all grew up together, and we live in the same village, and we are still neighbors, I will not be able to do without your money!

The mound asked: Leizi, how much money do you pay?

"How's that for a penny?" Leizi continued:

The mound replied: No, it's too cheap.

Leizi replied: It's still cheap, you figured it out, this firewood has just been cut back from the mountain, and there is still a lot of water in it.

The mound scratched his head and called: What you said is reasonable, my bundle of firewood is sold to you, a bundle of firewood for a penny······

"What do you think! A bundle of firewood and a penny, you want to grab it! To tell you the truth, I promised to give you a penny, and I would pay you on credit······" Leizi interrupted:

"If you want to pay on credit, how much money you pay, it's all free to discuss." The mound answered:

He turned his head and was about to leave.

"Mound, don't be ignorant! I've wasted so many lips and tongues with you, and you've been delayed here for so long, how can you have it! Leizi exclaimed:

The mound turned around and said, "What have I done!" You buy my firewood, I don't sell it, you come to talk to me, I follow you out of curiosity······

"If you don't sell me firewood today, I'll make you look good." Leizi threatened:

Qianqian said: Brother Leizi, if you say this, it is too domineering, as the saying goes, "buying and selling is not benevolent and righteous", and since ancient times, "buying and selling is free".

Leizi shook his hands and shouted: What you said is all, I'll just say a word, whether you sell firewood to me or not.

The mound reiterated: not for sale.

Leizi pointed to the mound of dirt and said angrily: You cow shit pile, I don't think it's for your mother's sake, I have to slap you twice and beat you hard.

Shui Shui was so frightened that he trembled all over, and immediately hid behind Qianqian.

The mound replied: I didn't provoke you, you dare to beat me, unless you are a wild seed with a mother and no mother's education.

"Who do you say is a wild seed, I won't let you see a little red today, I write this Li character upside down." Lei Zi rushed to the road:

"Don't be prestigious here, if my eldest brother is at home! You're on my doorstep - don't even dare to put a fart. The mound replied:

Leizi lifted his sleeves and continued: If you mention that stinky stone, I will be angry, if he is at home today! I don't kill him, I'm not human.

The mound muttered: You have long been no longer human.

Lei Zi rushed to the mound of dirt angrily and shouted: What are you talking about!

The mound replied: I can say whatever I want!

Leizi said with contempt: You are a wreck, what will you do except sue!

"By the way, you will, you will hook up with your sister-in-law, and you will go to fall in love with your sister-in-law." Leizi sneered:

The mound bent down and slammed straight into Leizi.

Leizi looked at the collar of the mound and grabbed it.

Because of the disparity in their age.

Leizi dragged the mound of dirt like carrying a basket.

Qianqian shouted: Don't fight, don't fight.

Leizi let go of the mound with one hand.

The mound clenched its fists and smashed it towards Leizi.

Leizi blocked the attack of the mound and said disdainfully: Like you, I can knock you down with one hand.

The mound was stubborn and replied: You brag.

Leizi grabbed the mound of dirt, pressed him to the ground, and said, "Will you sell your firewood to me?"

The mound continued: "I won't sell it."

"I'll make you talk hard with me." Leizi pressed down hard.

"Ouch! Ouch! The mound groaned:

With tears in her eyes, Qianqian choked up and said: You let go of the mound.

The water rushed to Leizi's side, hugged Leizi's feet with both hands, and bit down.

"Ahh Yes! Yes! You dog. Leizi pushed the mound brothers away.

A few followers behind Leizi saw that the situation was not right.

They gathered around and punched and kicked the two brothers at the mound.

Qianqian cried: Help! Help me! A group of them······

"Who! Stand still for me and see how I clean you up! Aiju limped over.

Leizi They heard someone and ran away one by one.

Qianqian cried: Mother, you are back.

Aiju shouted: Come here and bring these two boys in.

Qianqian picked up the water and walked into the house slowly.

Aiju put the mound of dirt on the stool and called: Mound of soil, Shuishui, why are you so disobedient! Always going to fight with others.

Qianqian put the water and said: Today's incident is not to blame them, Leizi's gang is really too deceitful.

Aiju said: Mound, you tell me what you just happened from beginning to end.

The mound wiped his eyes and said: We just came back from chopping firewood from the mountain, and before we had time to enter the house, Leizi and the group came to stop me, saying that they would buy a few of us firewood for a penny, and I said that a penny could only buy the bundle of firewood on my back, and he could only buy a bundle of firewood when he heard it, so he quit, and then ······

"Mother, you put some medicine on the mound." Qian Qian held a basin of water on her face and shouted:

Aiju twisted her face and continued: What happened later!

The mound glanced at Qianqian, and whispered: Leizi said that I don't know anything, and said that I hooked up with my sister-in-law······

"Say no more! Why is this kid so uneducated! I'll have to go over and talk to him. Aiju said angrily:

Qianqian gently helped the water to medicate the medicine.

Aiju thought for a moment and said: Qianqian, you stay in the house in the future, and the two brothers will do all the work.

Qian Qian was puzzled: Why!

Aiju responded: If you listen to me, you can't be wrong.

"Your husband is not at home, you follow the two brothers out to work, others see it, it is inevitable that someone will talk behind your back, in order to avoid gossip, you still have to make a compromise." Aiju continued:

Qianqian nodded and replied: I understand.

Aiju shook her head and sighed: Hey!!