"What are you still standing for? Let's go, let's eat together! Although Hu Yifei saw that there was a little accident during the wedding, on the whole, the ending was still very good, and it was worth a little celebration.

"Sister Yifei, I'm not hungry!"

"How can you not be hungry? We've been busy for most of the day. ”

Hu Yifei asked puzzledly, her own stomach has not stopped cooing since the morning, and it is estimated that she can eat a cow if she is given it.

"I accidentally ate too much dog food just now."

"Dog food? Can you still eat that? ”

Yun Feng almost forgot, on today's network. The term "dog food" has not yet been invented, so he is disrespectful, and from today on, this Internet buzzword is his invention.

"Sister Yifei, how can I tell you?"

"This dog food is not the other dog food, this dog food means that when you see a couple very close, you will have a feeling that you can't eat."

"Sister Yifei, have you ever felt this way?"

Yun Feng and Hu Yifei walked towards the dining table while discussing the hot word "dog food" on the Internet. To be precise, it was just that Yun Feng unilaterally explained the origin and usage of this word to Hu Yifei.

"I hadn't noticed it before, but I seem to have felt that way when you say that."

"Every time I see those crazy men and women hugging and hugging all day long in the bar, I don't even feel in the mood to eat snacks."

"So why do you call this feeling eating 'dog food'? Why not pick a nice name. "Miss Hu Yifei has a very learning spirit, since ancient times, children who like to ask questions in class are good children who love to learn!

She deserved to become a female doctor in the end.

"This has to involve another term, which is called 'single dog'."

"The words single dog and dog food are both coined by me, and although they have not yet become popular on the Internet, I always believe that one day it will be sought after by tens of thousands of people."

In this way, Yun Feng was eating while teaching Hu Yifei advanced knowledge from another place. Hu Yifei was shocked after hearing this, and only felt that Yun Feng was worthy of being a great writer, and he had his own unique views on many things, and he had unique views.

On the other side of the wedding banquet, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lin Wanyu, and Lu Zhanbo were still waiting for Hu Yifei and Yun Feng, but they didn't wait until the end of the wedding banquet.

Speaking of Lu Ziqiao, he leaned against the wall of the toilet and walked towards the nearest dining table at a relatively slow and fast pace. It's not so much a walk as a slide.

That's right, it's "slippery", Lu Ziqiao's feet never left the ground at all, and he couldn't lift it at all.

The lack of strength is one aspect, and the more important point is that his buttocks are very painful, and he can't move greatly across the body.

In fact, according to the medicinal effect of Qiao's Divine Pill, Lu Ziqiao would have to squat for at least another three hours.

But after Lu Ziqiao spent two hours in the toilet, he suddenly remembered that this thing seemed to have an antidote, and it seemed to be on the bottle cap.

He fumbled for a while and found a small pill with five big characters "Quick Relief Pill" stamped on it.

Lu Ziqiao looked at the small pill in his hand and almost cried happily.

He could swear to God that when his parents got married, he wasn't so happy as he is now.

"Goo-dong!" Lu Ziqiao swallowed the pill, and swallowing it without water was already Lu Ziqiao's specialty.

It is worthy of being a "quick-acting pill", and after swallowing it, Lu Ziqiao felt a chill in his stomach. Of course, this "coolness" is the cool coolness of the cool, not the desolate coolness.

Lu Ziqiao then squatted on the toilet for a while, and then got up to tidy up what was behind him.

"Oops!"

Lu Ziqiao snorted in pain, his action to get up was too big, and it hit Xiaoju.

"Ge Laozidi, my Qiao's Divine Skill Pill is also very powerful!"

Lu Ziqiao limped to the sink, passed by the old priest halfway, and opened the door to take a look.

He's worried! The effect of this medicine is so strong that if the old priest dies inside, then he will have a big problem.

"I was still chirping just now, why is this silent now, it won't really fold inside."

Lu Ziqiao cautiously opened the door of the toilet, and his unfamiliar smell came to his nose.

"I'll go! What did this old man eat before, and he almost didn't stun me. Lu Ziqiao covered his nose with his hand, he didn't dare to breathe now in the real sense of the word.

When he found the old priest leaning his head against the cistern, he turned pale with fright, and almost thought that the old priest was dead.

But then he heard "Puff puff!" The voice shifted his gaze to the source of the sound, and his pupils instantly shrank to the size of a silver needle.

Lu Ziqiao just wants to say one sentence now: "It's really fucking exciting!" ”

The old priest was still wheezing, probably fainting at the moment. Lu Ziqiao said that he was very happy that the old priest was still alive, but although the old priest fainted, his output equipment continued to operate.

For a moment, "poof, poof! The voice filled Lu Ziqiao's mind, making him not dare to stay here for a single step.

"I'm leaving, please take care!"

Lu Ziqiao walked out of the toilet and bowed with his fists in the direction of the old priest.

No one responded, or the only response to him was "Puff puff!" "That's it.

In order to make Xiao Ju suffer less, he had to hold on to the wall and move forward slowly, for fear that his steps would be too big and he would reach his stomach.

Not far away is the dining table, and Lu Ziqiao is eager to go over to replenish some water and nutrients.

One-step, two-step, three-step...... It's almost there, and the food and wine are just around the corner.

Just as Lu Ziqiao had a smile on her face, a pretty girl in a pink dress walked to the table.

She didn't sit down, she just came to eat, sitting is not conducive to her performance, her name is Chen Meijia. After watching the wedding, she was hungry again, but the place in the middle was occupied by people.

Only the location here is far from the toilet, and others don't like it. But who is she Chen Meijia? Where would care about this, immediately began her culinary journey.

"Ahh Ahh Today's wedding Chen Meijia thinks that her visit is too worthwhile, not only the food and drink are unlimited, but the most important thing is that she has found a cheap place to live.

The only headache is, where to find a boyfriend?

And less than ten miles away from Chen Meijia, the expression on Lu Ziqiao's face was extremely complicated. That is, the joy has not yet been released, and the sorrow has rushed up again, and the sorrow has not rushed up, and the anger has come again.

With such a complex expression, it can already be shown that Lu Ziqiao has experienced the vicissitudes of the world! This is an expression that even actors can't control.

"No!" Lu Ziqiao shouted a word with all his strength, and then he fell to the ground. And this word sounds meandering and tear-jerking. Lu Ziqiao saw the girl put down the food in her hand and ran towards him in a panic.

She was so flustered, the expression on her face was so confused, and the steak on her mouth was so fragrant! So fragrant!

This was the last picture Lu Ziqiao saw before he lost consciousness, yes, he fainted.

"Did you hear anything?" On the other side, Zeng Xiaoxian asked Zhanbo, who was eating pasta, and Wanyu, who was competing with lamb chops.

"No, Mr. Zeng, just eat it quickly! We'll need you to help us with our luggage later. Wanyu took the time to answer Zeng Xiaoxian, and then buried her head again.

"It's also... What a ghost! ”

"When did I promise to help you carry your luggage!"

"Oops! Our luggage was just some, not much. Lin Wanyu saw that Zeng Xiaoxian was not fooled, so she immediately gave him a "wink"

"Ahem! All right. Who made me a decent person! Zeng Xiaoxian had the heart to refuse, but the invincible young girl's "wink" was too deadly, and the body couldn't refuse!