Chapter 34: Gagging ~~
"Ziqiao, I don't think Zeng Xiaoxian will be very grateful to you, even if you help him become famous." Yifei looked at this problem from the perspective of a normal man, and the result was that Zeng Xiaoxian had a 10,000% chance of finding Lu Ziqiao to fight hard.
"Why?"
"Didn't Mr. Zeng always want to be a well-known figure?"
"I helped him fulfill this wish, how could he not thank me?" Lu Ziqiao asked puzzled.
"Please, do you think you're going to be happy?" Yifei said speechlessly, why couldn't Lu Ziqiao turn that corner?
"If I wake up and find myself a well-known person, I'll be happy." Lu Ziqiao replied with great certainty.
"Are you sure?" Yun Feng asked.
"I'm sure!"
"Even if you are considered a same-sex lover?" Yun Feng plays with taste.
"Even if ......"
"Huh!"
"I really can't do this, my mother is still waiting for me to inherit my family!"
"Moreover, my current sexual orientation is female, and I will always be female, I am sure of that."
Lu Ziqiao was just about to make sure, but when he thought about it, if he was regarded as a same-sex lover, wouldn't all the girls in the world have nothing to do with me? That's not good, the majority of female friends are still waiting to be rescued by me Lu Xiaobu, and I want to take them out of the sea of suffering.
"You pass on the ancestry, Zeng Xiaoxian won't pass on the ancestry? And Zhanbo. ”
"I've been worrying about Zhanbo not finding a girlfriend if my parents find out that he has become a same-sex enthusiast."
"The two of them are old men, and they will definitely fly back overnight and make trouble for you." Yifei continued.
"Is it that serious? Then my video was shot in vain! After hearing this, Lu Ziqiao also found that he couldn't upload the video to the Internet, but this video was a precious and rare video that was recorded at a painful cost.
"What's the big deal, it's a white shot! Isn't it just a waste of time? Besides, didn't you still see the live show? No loss. ”
Lu Ziqiao's face was sad, Hu Yifei didn't understand it, didn't he shoot a video for nothing? What a big deal!
"Who knows, I missed a girl!" Lu Ziqiao howled, thinking that he was heartbroken because he had put that beautiful woman aside, and his heart seemed to be dripping blood.
"What is he talking about?" Yifei didn't know Sichuan, and Lu Ziqiao was shouting and crying, so she couldn't understand it.
"It's nothing, it's just the meaning of picking sesame seeds and losing watermelon, you deserve it! Hmph~~" Chen Meijia explained to Hu Yifei that she had been with Lu Ziqiao for a while, so she could barely listen to it.
"Shhh
"You're all here? I felt like my neck was hurting, like someone had strangled me! ”
"And I had a very weird and terrible dream! You can't imagine how disgusting and horrible that dream was! ”
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his neck with his hands, twisted his head and said.
"Yo, our story pig's feet woke up?"
"Let me guess if that dream is particularly real, it doesn't feel like a dream if it's real!" Hu Yifei said in a weird manner.
"Yes, yes, that's it! How do you know? Zeng Xiaoxian said with an expression of finding the organization, and his expression was excited.
"Oh, you don't care how I know. Let me tell you, do you still dream of Zhan Bo and Zi Qiao, and a big beauty? ”
"Big beauty? Have it? I don't think I remember! Zeng Xiaoxian pondered, recalling his nightmare.
"Haha!"
Everyone was amused by Mr. Zeng's thoughtful appearance, he really thought he was dreaming!
Hu Yifei pretended to be a little sad and said: "Alas, in fact, I also think that you are just dreaming, but this is reality, but your reality is a bit heavy and cruel!" ”
"Haha!" After speaking, Hu Yifei couldn't help laughing, and his smile was very bold and domineering.
"What did you say?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was a little afraid to accept this cruel reality, as if a bolt of lightning slashed down from the sky, scorching Zeng Xiaoxian on the outside and tender on the inside.
He remembered it, the scenes that had happened passed through his mind like a slide, and the memories were extremely clear, but these memories that made him sick and painful might as well have just dissipated.
Seeing that Teacher Zeng was in such pain, Lu Ziqiao couldn't bear it, so he walked to Zeng Xiaoxian's side and gently patted him on the shoulder with his hand.
"Teacher Zeng, don't be stupid, can't you tell the difference between reality and dreams?"
"As a man, we can't escape reality, we have to be brave enough to face it!"
Zeng Xiaoxian, with Lu Ziqiao's encouragement, slowly calmed down, and was just about to say "Thank you!" I saw Lu Ziqiao deliver a card to him.
"Give! Teacher Zeng!" Lu Ziqiao had a wicked smile hidden in his eyes, but he handed a small card to Zeng Xiaoxian as usual.
"Phone? Home address? Why are you giving me this? Who is this for? ”
"Look at the back, Mr. Zeng, there is a surprise?" Lu Ziqiao was about to lose his breath, and he couldn't wait to see Zeng Xiaoxian's next expression.
"Back? What's wrong with the back? Zeng Xiaoxian turned the card over without knowing why.
"Ah~~"
"Take it, take it, take it away!" Zeng Xiaoxian screamed in panic, and the whole person fell on the sofa in a panic.
Lu Ziqiao picked up the card that Zeng Xiaoxian threw on the ground, and the portrait of the character on it was a strong man hugging Zeng Xiaoxian in the bar downstairs, but this one was even more bewitching, it was a heavy makeup and glamorous type, and the thick foundation, Lu Ziqiao couldn't bear to look at it directly.
"What is Zeng Xiaoxian looking at?" Hu Yifei asked curiously. Wanyu, Meijia and Yun Feng are also quite curious, what made Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction so big?
Lu Ziqiao squinted his eyes and slowly turned his business card with the avatar on it to Hu Yifei and the others.
When they saw the strong man with heavy makeup and extraordinarily enchanting, everyone was shocked, and they only felt that their eyes were going to be blind.
"Vomit~~No, vomit~~"
"Lu Ziqiao hurry up and take this thing away, I can't stand it, my eyes!" Hu Yifei, who has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, called her no longer good at this time, this spiritual pollution is too terrifying, she can't stand it.
Yun Feng also found that his SAN value was falling wildly, even if he had been devastated and polished by various earthy and greasy videos in later generations, he still couldn't look directly at the avatar on this business card.
Not to mention Wanyu and Meijia, they have already rushed to the toilet to vomit.
"Vomit~~"
Lu Ziqiao squinted his eyes and glanced at the business card again, he also felt that his stomach was turning over the river and the sea, this is really killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred! He kept this business card away for the time being, and took it out to save his life at a critical moment in the future!