In the early morning of August 6, smoke filled the air.

With two handles, Uncle Yi just walked to the door of Feng's mansion.

"Uncle, come here." Standing in his room, Pinber exclaimed:

Uncle Ji twisted his head and replied: Why don't you come!

Ping Bo said: You will die if you take two steps! In vain you have two legs as thick······

"Early in the morning, you're spitting out a big lump of shit in your mouth, can you wipe your mouth clean - besides!" Uncle Yi shouted:

"You have to go, you are not the one who suffers, you come over for me, I have something to tell you." Pimbor replied:

"You'd better have something, if it's okay - I'll kill you." Step by step, he leaned towards Ping.

Pingbo continued: I'll stand here waiting for you to get it.

As soon as he stepped into Pingbo's room.

Pingber hurriedly closed the door.

Uncle Ji said impatiently: What is the matter with you! It's mysterious.

Ping Bo called: "Little Brother, now it's August, according to the habits of previous years, you should go home to have a family reunion during this time."

Uncle Zhen boasted: You have such a good memory, I almost forgot it.

Pingbo reproached: You lie and don't make drafts!

Uncle said: You just look at me like this, am I so obstructive to your eyes!

"Little boy, don't mess around! You know I didn't mean that! Pingbo replied:

He replied, "What do you mean?"

"I'll tell you!"

"It's just the two of us here, if you don't tell me, who do you tell me!"

"Don't interrupt me."

"If I don't interrupt you, I'll have to talk to you."

Pingbo rushed: Pull a dick, you bastard······

"You're the bastard, who told you to have a broken mouth! As soon as he opened his mouth, he sprayed feces, and his mouth was full of stink. He replied:

Ping Bo let out a sigh and sighed: "Hey! It's hard to be a good person.

He replied: Of course it's difficult, because you've never been a good person.

"If you have something to say, let it go, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here." He continued:

Ping Bo said angrily: Your kid is so cheap, if I don't worry about others! I don't care about the of your family if I kill you.

Uncle Yi shouted: Who are you worried about! What's going on in my house!

Pingbo said: Don't you have a daughter······

"How do you talk, boy! I obviously have two daughters, how can I say one! What kind of heart do you have? "Boom said:

Ping Bo replied: Why are you so anxious! You're going to have to let me finish my sentence before you accuse.

"Your little girl has reached the age of marriage, why don't you find her a home!" Pingber continued:

Uncle Ji continued: My daughter can't take care of you.

Besides, finding a home is not as easy as it says.

Pingbo replied: What's so difficult about picking a family! Don't set your sights so high!

Uncle Ji said: To be honest, I want to marry her to your family.

It's a pity that your son didn't come home.

Pingbo shouted: Stop, stop, my son has no such blessing.

Uncle Ji made a straight face and called: Then what are you blind BB! You're full and have nothing to do, don't you?

Ping Bo sneered: I'm full and have nothing to do, you don't want your daughter to be happy, right?

"What a fart you have! It's so easy to marry, my little girl is old enough to get married—yes, but she's still studying, and we want her to study too. He replied:

Ping Bo said: She can study if she wants, and reading does not prevent her from getting married.

Let me remind you, after this village, there will be no such shop.

Uncle Qi was curious: Who is worthy of your brazen words here!

Ping Bo said proudly: You know people.

Uncle Ji suddenly said: You mean!

Ping Bo muttered: My daughter is married.

Otherwise!

Uncle pretended to be calm and said: I don't know! Whose son is he, the girl in my family is very picky.

Ping Bo drew a circle with his hand and said, "Far away in the sky, close in front of you."

He said, "You are in front of me."

"You old immortal, you'd better be serious for me, don't tell me, you want the old cow to eat tender grass." Uncle Yi shouted:

"Don't think of me so dirty! Even if I'm a little thirsty, I want to marry again, I want to marry her mother, at that time, her mother was in the hearts of several of our classmates, that was the dream lover, that was the goddess, who knew that she fell in love with you, a big fool, a big fool······" Ping Bo replied:

"A dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth, what did you mention decades ago! Besides, she became my wife, my wife, you are also a person who has read books, don't you know - can't you be deceived by a friend's wife! Uncle said disdainfully:

Pingbo replied: I only know! No matter what you read! The wife still has to marry, and the wife of a friend has to marry, as the old saying goes, "Fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, and there are blessings and hardships."

Uncle Ji was so angry that his eyes were round, and he scolded: No wonder your wife died early, you scumbag.

Ping Bo smirked: Hurry! usually puts on a humble and calm look, but it turns out that it is all pretended.

Uncle Qi said: Pretend to be a big-headed ghost, a dead old ghost.

Pingbo said: It's none of my business, most people can say things beautifully, once the fire burns the buttocks, wilt one by one.

He held his breath and did not respond.

Ping Bo glanced at Uncle Zhen and said: Forget it, forget it, you are not a funny person at all, and you will be put down in two sentences.

Your wife is good, and now she has become a half-old, if you give her to me for nothing, I won't ask for it······

"You bastard, I don't beat all over the ground looking for teeth!" He raised his hand and went to fight Pingbo.

Ping Bo blocked Uncle Zhen's hand and shouted: You tiger butt can't be touched, let me tell you a joke, are you so serious!

Uncle Ji argued: You say I can do anything! You talk about my wife—no.

Ping Bo replied: Okay, okay, don't say, don't say.

Ji Bo lowered his head and reiterated: Whose son are you talking about!

Ping Bo continued: Liu Xiaotong (Liu Jingtian)'s son, how is Liu Weizhi!

Uncle Qi muttered: Weizhi!

He picked up the teapot and poured the tea, and whispered: If he wants to! What can I say!

Ping Bo replied: If this is done! Don't forget my good, boy!

He finished his cup of tea and kept walking out.

"Mr. Zhen, it's not too early, do we still have to go to the street to buy vegetables!" A handlebar shouted:

Uncle replied: Why don't you go! Let's go fast on the road.

"Uncle Ji, it's time for breakfast, you can go after breakfast." Pingber came out of the house and shouted:

Uncle Ji stopped and said in a daze: This!

One of them muttered: Or! We had breakfast and then went grocery shopping.

Uncle Zhen replied: Okay! Go again after breakfast.

Breakfast time was approaching, and there were more and more people in the hall.

The old lady picked up the bowl and shouted, "Everyone has started to eat!"

"Mother, you eat this dish, eating more of this dish will help your body." The eldest lady took a chopstick dish and put it on the old lady's bowl.

The old lady smiled and said, "Eldest daughter-in-law, you can eat too."

After a while, the rich man Feng put down the bowl and said: Mother eat slowly, everyone eat slowly, I quit.

The old lady chewed her rice and called: Gui'er (rich man Feng), you have a full meal!

Rich Man Feng continued: I am full······

"Ah Feng, you go and serve another bowl." The old lady shouted:

"Mother, my stomach is so high, I really can't eat it." Rich Man Feng touched his stomach and said helplessly:

Uncle Feng leaned over to the rich man and whispered, "Young master, I have something I want to talk to you about.

Rich Lord Feng looked at the door and muttered, "Let's talk outside."

He faced his masters, bowed, and said, "My lords have disturbed me.

As soon as the rich man Feng stepped out of the threshold, he said: What is the matter with you! You might as well put it bluntly.

Uncle Ji called: "Young master, at this time in previous years, I had a holiday to go home, and this year's holiday······

"This year your holiday has been pushed back by 2 months." Feng Caizhu interrupted:

Uncle asked, "Why push?"

Rich Lord Feng looked at Uncle Feng and hesitated: You are in a hurry to go home, is there something wrong with your family!

Uncle Ji replied: It's okay, what can happen to my family!

Rich Feng said: It's okay for you to go back during this time.

However, you are an old servant, and I will usually set your return date later.

"I also guessed an eight or nine, I will come out with you to discuss, I hope you sell me a favor, I will go back this time ······" He replied:

"Little Brother, am I very you! I ask myself, whether I am good for you or Xiao Pingzi (Pingbo), I have never divided the master and servant, and I have never used the identity of the master to put pressure on you. "Pinber said:

Uncle Ji apologized and said: Young master, forgive me! What I said just now was a slip of the tongue, you are so good to me, you can say - benevolence and righteousness, we can both understand it, and the reason why we follow the young master is also the main reason. Rich Man Feng said: Let's work together for the innocence of our youth.

"Yes, let's work together." He clenched his fist in one hand and said with a smile:

"Why did you bring it up and go home! You should give me the answer! Feng Caizhu said:

He replied: Yes, yes.

"I don't have two daughters, my eldest daughter is married, my youngest daughter is still studying, she is 17 years old this year, 18 years old, she is at the age of marriage, I think!" He continued:

"Is there a candidate for the husband's family?" Rich Man Feng asked:

Uncle Ji muttered: Some time ago, didn't Wei Zhi go home!

Feng Caizhu smiled: It coincides, it coincides with what I thought.

"Happy event, great happy event, support kiss and kiss, kiss and kiss." Rich Master Feng clapped his hands and said excitedly:

"Young master, you've gone too far!" With a stiff face, he called:

Rich Master Feng was stunned and said: By the way, you can't kiss anymore.

Uncle Qi's face sank suddenly, and he said in a low voice: The young master said too early, this matter has not yet been finalized, the variables are still quite big, the little girl is an ordinary woman, if you want to match him······

"What are you worried about! With you, as well as Liu Xiaotong, plus us, this matter is considered to be more than half. Feng Caizhu persuaded:

Uncle smiled and said: Thank you!

Rich Master Feng replied: Who are you thanking! I don't like to hear those two words.

"Hello young master, good young master." One by one, the servants came out.

Rich Lord Feng shouted: "Uncle Feng, you go down and prepare, you will go home tomorrow."

In the morning, they went to the street to buy groceries.

Because the rich man Feng agreed to go home by himself, his mood became very comfortable.

He walked with the wind.

He walked to a meat stall and called, "Boss, bring me ten catties of pork ribs."

The boss cut ten pounds of pork ribs and put it on the basket.

Uncle threw 2 ingots of silver to the boss and thanked: Thank you!

The boss was stunned for a moment, and said softly: The chief manager is a little strange today.

Uncle Ji came to a stall selling chili peppers and said, "Boss, you weigh me twenty catties of chili peppers."

"The chief steward will wait." The boss patiently pretended to be chili.

Uncle Qi shouted: Boss, if you see rotten peppers, you must pick them out for me, if you don't pick them carefully, I will never come to you to buy anything in the future.

The boss replied: "Boss, you just have to rest assured, you are my old customer, and I can't treat you badly!"

He continued: No one can be treated badly! Doing business is based on honesty.

The boss replied: The manager said well, "Doing business is based on sincerity", and I sell things according to this sentence!

Uncle Ji responded: Your little master has a flamboyant tongue, and what you say is better than what you sing······

"What are these words, Chief! How can you sing beautifully! I'll be honest, but yes! The boss handed the servant 20 pounds of chili peppers.

"Alright, alright, you big sycophant, every time I come here, you have to shoot once." He took out a few pennies and put them on the stall.

The boss smiled: The general manager is good, welcome to come again.

He had just arrived at a stall and was about to speak.

"Boss, today's crucian carp is very beautiful, and it only sells for three cents a catty." Boss Fish shouted:

He looked to the side and said, "Your fish is quite good, and the size is moderate.

It's a pity that we didn't bring a pan with us.

The fish boss continued: It's okay if you don't bring a pot, if the manager wants to buy fish, I'll give you a big pot.

Uncle Ji smirked and said: The boss is refreshing enough, he is a good hand at doing business, you send me a big pot, you want me to sell more fish!

"My good manager, you are a person at the level, and you can't tell through some things!" Boss Yu said embarrassedly:

Uncle Ji smiled: Okay, you give me 10 pounds.

The fish boss fished the fish with great interest and said happily: Okay!

Uncle took out two ingots of silver and handed them to the fish boss.

The fish boss carefully put the fish away and asked for 10 yuan for Uncle Ji.

Uncle Yi shouted: You don't need to look for this money, you can weigh 2 catties of fish for us.

Suddenly, two baskets were filled with vegetables.

The formulas said together: "Steward, both of us have full baskets, and we can't hold them anymore."

Uncle Ji replied: If you can't pretend, you can leave, let's go home.

At this moment, a figure flashed across the street.

Uncle Ji knew in his heart that this figure was Liu Weizhi (Liu Weizhi was wearing a white dress).

He instructed: You two pick up the food and go home, I have a little thing to deal with······

"Mr. Zhen, we'll wait for you to take care of things!" A put says:

He replied, "You don't have to wait for me.

He walked straight to the "Fortune Restaurant" opposite.

As soon as he stepped into the "Fortune Restaurant".

He covered his nose with a look of disgust.

He looked intently, there was a table in the east and west of the restaurant, which contained betting on horse hanging, betting on pai gow, throwing dice, as well as drinking and smoking, and some people scolded "Damn, this game is lost again, and the next plate will be bigger." ”

"No, no, no, open small, open small." The crowd around shouted.

He shifted his steps and looked around.

"Hey! You're in my way. "A drunken man was holding a bottle of wine - staggering and slamming into it.

Uncle Ji took two steps back and apologized: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

The drunk shook his hands and said impatiently: Forget it, forget it.

"Uncle Zhen, what are you doing here!" Liu Weizhi stood behind Uncle Qi and shouted:

He turned sideways and replied, "I saw you coming in outside, and I came in for you."

"What do you want me to do!"

"I'm afraid you'll come in and gamble."

"I don't have this hobby, I just come in and hang out."

"It's okay if you don't, let's go out and talk about it."

Liu Weizhi stretched out his left hand and asked: Uncle Ji, please!

Uncle Ji walked out of the "Fortune Restaurant" and said: Weizhi, do you like this kind of place very much!

"I don't like it, a place like this where you drink too much, smoke, gamble, and swear is all over the place, it's not for me at all, my dad taught me since I was a child, and wanted me to stay away from those bad habits!" Liu Weizhi responded:

Uncle Ji continued: Then why are you!

Liu Weizhi replied: I just came back from other places, and when I got to the street today, I wandered around······

"You deserve to be Liu Jingtian's son." He praised:

"I'm not as good as my father, I know a little bit about tobacco, alcohol and tea, but I only know a little, and I don't like it." Liu Weizhi said:

Uncle Ji replied: It's not a good thing to do this, it's not a bad thing, you must have a degree in your heart.

Liu Weizhi had a calm face and sighed: I am really worried about the government, for the Chinese people, now that foreign countries are attacking - the country is unstable, the world is an eventful season, and everyone still has the leisure to engage in these customs and bad habits, and they are happy to die for it······

"It's been this way for thousands of years." Uncle Boom interrupted:

"It's no wonder, the top of the dragon's head is not good, how to swing the dragon's tail!" Liu Weizhi continued:

Uncle Ji said blankly: How can I not understand what you said!

Liu Weizhi said: It's best if you don't understand.

Understood—it's even more uncomfortable.

"What are you doing on the streets?" Liu Weizhi asked:

Uncle Ji said: I was a purchaser in Fengfu, I came to the street to buy in the morning, and when I was about to leave after buying something, I saw you······

"Uncle Geng, let's go over there and sit down and talk!" Liu Weizhi shouted:

Uncle Ji said: No, let's talk next time, there are still some things waiting for me to go back to do in the Feng Mansion.

Liu Weizhi argued: What is so anxious! No matter how urgent!

He kept walking and called: Weizhi, let's go home!

Liu Weizhi continued: I don't want to go home so early, I finally went to the street, and I still want to walk around.

He replied, "That's fine, take care of yourself."

Liu Weizhi waved his hand and said with a smile: Goodbye, uncle!

Uncle said: Goodbye to Weizhi······