The next day, the man in black woke up from his sleep and looked at the strange and familiar environment in front of him, familiar because he had been living in this place since the death of the dean's grandfather, and the strangeness was that he had spent thousands of years in other worlds, and it was always a little strange to return to this place.

Thinking of last night's scene, the muscles on the man in black's face twitched a little, he regretted it, really, if he was given another choice of technology, he would never bring a mad rabbit down from the Moon Palace, a rabbit with foodie attributes, it ate up all the food in the food street in a short period of time, and that night, all the vendors in the food street closed their stalls before nine o'clock. What's even more tragic is that the crazy rabbit has eaten up all his savings in the human world, and the man in black has completely turned into a poor bastard after this night, and his pocket is cleaner than his face.

The man in black sighed helplessly, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number in the mobile phone, and after the phone was connected, the man in black said, "Hey, it's me." ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then said excitedly: "Leng, are you back?" How long has it been since you came back? Why are you calling me now? The man on the other side seemed very excited, and asked three questions in a row, and the man in black felt a trace of warmth in his heart after hearing this, and replied: "I just came back yesterday, and I contacted you after a night's rest, I heard that you are doing well now, and you need your help with some things." ”

After listening to this, the person opposite said: "Say what you want me to do or not, you can say it directly." The man in black said, "You know, my previous identity has been confirmed as a dead person, my ID card can't be used or anything, I need a new identity, and I also need a job." After listening to this, the person on the other side said: "The identity matter is easy to do, that is, what do you ask for this job?" ”

The man in black said: "If you are a little more relaxed, there are not so many people to disturb, and it is better to be surrounded by young people." The person on the other side agreed without thinking about it: "Okay, the ID card will be sent to you this afternoon, and the work will be done for you tonight at the latest." ”

After hearing this, the man in black said, "Okay, thank you." Oh yes, one more thing. The man on the other side was stunned and asked, "What's the matter?" The man in black said with a little embarrassment: "Can you lend me some money?" The man on the other side may have been stunned for a long time this time, or his brain was stunned, and he didn't speak for a long time, and finally waited until the man in black was about to hang up the phone, and the man on the other side of the phone said with a smile: "Hahaha, how long have you not borrowed money from me, okay, I know your card number, I'll give you the money in." Okay, I'm going to be busy and have time to eat together. After saying that, the man on the other side hung up the phone, and the man in black put away his phone as if thinking of the time when he lived here, when he was an orphan and lived in poverty. I often want to borrow money from the person opposite, and it is really a very distant thing to think about, but it seems like it was yesterday.

After a while, a message came to the man in black's mobile phone, it was a message to the account, he didn't need to look at it to know that his friend transferred the money to him, his friend was his hair small, named Yefeng, his name was quite middle two, and he was also very middle two. But to be righteous and informal. is a sincere person, but the body is a little fat, looks round, and with the cute character of the middle two, his friends call him a panda.

With money, the man in black went out, no money is really difficult to move an inch, the house he lives in now, because there is no one living for a long time, there will be a musty smell in the house, and there is a lot of dust, last night he sent away the greedy rabbit, penniless, helpless can only return here, as soon as he enters the house, he pinched the dust in his hand, and cleaned up the dust in the house, because the body seal, plus he is not very proficient in fairy arts, it has not achieved the effect that the dust avoidance should have, So today I need to find a housekeeping company to tidy up this house, and this room has not been inhabited for more than ten years, and the furniture and appliances are very old.

Yesterday, the man in black tried it, but it was almost useless, so he had to go out to buy furniture and appliances. Some people want to say, why not shop online, use this most popular way of shopping, you have to run out by yourself, especially in this hot summer, going out and going to the sauna is an effect. In fact, the reason is very simple, the man in black has already gone to another world when he was just a high school student in 2008. In 2008, he didn't have a computer or money and didn't shop online at all, so he still followed the lifestyle he had 10 years ago.

In the afternoon, he found a housekeeping company, bought household appliances and furniture, and bought some daily necessities from the supermarket, and when he returned home, it was already 6 o'clock in the afternoon. The home has been cleaned up, the old furniture and appliances have been cleaned out, and the new furniture and clean living environment reveal the warmth and warmth of home.

After a while, his identity information was sent over, and the person who came to deliver the things was dressed in a black suit, with black sunglasses, a black headset pinned to his ear, and a black tie, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a virus in the Matrix, without a trace of expression on his face, if he couldn't hear the sound of breathing and heartbeat, the man in black would think that the person who came to deliver something in front of him was a robot, and the man in uniform didn't say anything and directly gave the file bag in his hand to the man in black, and then turned around and left.

The man in black took the file bag and saw that it contained ID cards, driver's licenses, real estate licenses, driving licenses, a bunch of keys, and a stack of cards. The man in black didn't care about anything else, just took out his ID card from the file bag and glanced at the information on it:

Name: Wu Yi

Gender: Male Nationality: Han

Born January 31, 1992

Address: No. 23, Gufeng, Fengqi Town, Feng City, Central Plains Province

The man in black, shouldn't he be called Wu Yi now, put away his ID card after reading it, and then looked at the real estate certificate and other things, and found that they were all handled by Wu Yi, and now he has a house and a car under his name. As soon as he finished reading it, Wu Yi's mobile phone rang, and the cheap voice of the night wind came out of it: "Xiao Leng, why do you look domineering with your name and identity." Wu Yu said: "It's okay. Night Wind continued: "Wu Yu, Wu Dead Ghost, the name was given by me, domineering." ”

After listening to this, Wu Yu only felt a deep malice and an irresistible anger of Zhonger, but still said: "Well, the name is just a code name, you can call it anything." Night Breeze continued: "The real estate certificate inside is the house you live in now, and the car is a new one I bought for you, I don't remember the brand, it is said to be the best car on the market today." ”

After hearing this, Wu Yu said: "Oh, but I can't drive, and the fastest car in the world may not be as fast as me." After hearing this, Night Breeze was choked for a moment, and then said angrily: "I know you are a monster. Did I buy you a car just to get around? I'm TM to let you go to pick up girls, do you know how to pick up girls? Not to mention income, who is with you now without a house or a car. The car is for pickling girls, I emphasize again, you can't drive to school, and you buy a car just to make you pretend. Don't be the same as before. ”

After listening to this, Wu Yi had the urge to strangle him, but thinking that people were also good for him, he suppressed this impulse, and did not reply, and the night wind saw that he did not speak and continued: "There are also those cards, a few are credit cards, and the rest are the supreme VIP gold cards of the various congresses in Feng City, with this supreme VIP, you can ask the club to provide you with any service, remember that it is any service, one day you are empty, lonely and cold, you can use it, look at the brother to take care of you." ”

After hearing this, Wu Yu couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded angrily: "Get out." He was about to hang up the phone, but when the night breeze heard it, he hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, don't hang up yet, just say the last sentence, just the last sentence." Wu Yu said: "Say." Night Breeze put away his teasing tone and said, "Tomorrow morning, I will report to Fengshi No. 3 Middle School, I have told my father that you will go to work there." After speaking, he hurriedly hung up the phone without waiting for Wu Yi to speak. Wu Yi put away the phone, thinking about what job the night breeze had arranged for him, he was very idle at school and surrounded by young people, but what kind of job it was, he didn't have a clue after thinking about it for a long time. I just don't think about it, I'll know tomorrow.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day Wu Yu got up early in the morning, washed up and ate breakfast. Riding his mountain bike ten years ago, he set off to Fengshi No. 3 Middle School, otherwise the current things are not as good as the previous things in terms of workmanship and quality, and the current bicycle is not to mention that it has been put for ten years, but it is directly a piece of scrap iron if it is idle for three or five years.

But he forgot one thing, that is, the times are advancing, and the aesthetic point of view is also progressing with the times, although the things of ten years ago are easy to use, but there is still a slight error in the style and today's public aesthetics, plus, the continuous squeak, the return rate along the way is quite high, plus today is the beginning of the third year of high school, many parents get up early in the morning, drive their own cars to send their children to school, so the street where Fengshi No. 3 Middle School is located, from the street to the end of the street. You must know that Fengshi No. 3 Middle School is on the main road of Fengshi, this road is a two-way eight-lane, one of the main roads entering Fengshi from the north, so it is also blocked, all the way are whistles and the sound of the engine roaring, and then it is very abrupt to see a young man riding an old mountain bike, walking between the gaps in the vehicles, waving his sleeves without taking away a cloud, leaving only the squeaks all the way. There were also several uncles and aunts riding electric cars, with their children in the back of the car, their faces either nervous, excited, or confused.

Wu Yi sighed secretly in his heart, ten years ago, they went to school by themselves on bicycles, or took a bus from home to school, and stayed for half a month to a month, eating and living at school, and their parents came to school to deliver a meal at most in between, but now? There are not a few children who come home every night in high school, and their parents come to pick them up every day, and if their homes are far away from the school, they rent a house near the school and be accompanied by their mothers. The time spent on the road was enough for them to wash up and go to bed.

Hey, it was said before that the post-80s and 90s generation were the Beat Generation, why? The reason is that parents take care of their children too well and are too meticulous, so that these children do not have the life survival skills that they should have at their own age, and they cannot protect themselves and will not take care of themselves. Therefore, when facing society alone, it will be at a loss and will collapse. But the post-00s generation is even more unbearable, they have never suffered hardships, they have not been sinned, and they are the generation that is most easily ruined by their parents' love.

After thinking about it, Wu Yu came back to his senses and had arrived at the school gate of Fengshi No. 3 Middle School, the quaint school gate, there are two gatehouses, two telescopic doors, and in the middle is a stone tablet, which reads "Fengshi No. 3 Senior High School." Seeing this, Wu Yi sighed in his heart, there has been no major change in the school for ten years, and the change of his life has started since then, and now he has returned to this place, and his heart is full of mixed feelings.

At this time, he felt his mobile phone vibrate, and took out his mobile phone to display a text message from the night wind: "Wu Dead Ghost, it's arranged for you, you go to the school and go directly to class 92, and when someone tells you about your position, you have to thank me a lot." After reading the text message, Wu Yi had a doubt in his heart, what kind of moth is going to come out of this second goods? Then he put his mobile phone in his pocket and walked into the school gate with a cart. However, what Wu Yu didn't expect was that the scene of him taking out his mobile phone at the school gate was seen by a person at the school gate.

Wang Lang has the same name and surname as Wang Situ, who was scolded to death by Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms, but unlike Wang Situ, Wang Situ is skinny, but Wang Lang has a big belly and a figure of Dong Zhuo, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, touching the sparse hair on his head, and looking at the senior high school students who entered the school gate with a serious face, to see if there are any actions that do not conform to the school rules. At a glance, he saw that Wu Yu had just taken out his mobile phone, and then put it back in his pocket. Look at Wu Yi's appearance again, with a white T-shirt, a black jacket, black pants, and white casual shoes. Although the clothes on his body are clean but slightly shabby, look at his pale complexion, as if he had just had a serious illness, his hair is a little faint purple, he has an evaluation of Wu Yu in his heart, the family has no money, dyed his hair, his complexion is pale, and his serious illness has not healed, he is definitely a gangster, he was seriously injured in a fight during the summer vacation and has not healed before he met the start of the third year of high school, and he had to come to the school to report.

If Wu Yi knew that someone was commenting on him in his heart, he would feel speechless, but there was one sentence he thought well, and the message was really a "fox friend and dog friend".

When Wu Yi walked in front of Wang Lang, Wang Lang opened his mouth and shouted, "This classmate, come over here." Wu Yi was stunned, he didn't expect that someone would look for him as soon as he entered the school gate, could it be that the teacher recognized him? No, my face has changed a lot from before, at that time, only my homeroom teacher was familiar with me, and I hadn't seen this teacher, and there was only calm and disdain in this teacher's voice, and there was no joy of suddenly reuniting after not seeing each other for a long time.

Putting aside his doubts, Wu Yi walked in front of him with a cart, Wang Lang's eyes flashed a trace of disdain, but he quickly covered it up, with a righteous and strict look on his face, and said solemnly: "This classmate, you take out your mobile phone, the school prohibits you from bringing mobile phones to school, you not only bring it but also use it openly at the school gate, do you know how bad an impact you will cause among your classmates?" Get your phone out. ”

Wu Yi subconsciously took out his mobile phone, thinking that he was no longer a high school student ten years ago, and wanted to take the mobile phone back, but Wang Lang on the opposite side quickly snatched Wu Yi's mobile phone, and took a closer look to find that this mobile phone turned out to be a button, more than ten years ago style, now the manufacturers who produce this mobile phone are a little green and yellow, with a disdainful expression on his face, this time he didn't even need to cover it up, his eyes showed a touch of disappointment, and he originally thought that he could make a lot of extra money by collecting the mobile phone, Now the second-hand smart phone is also very valuable, the mobile phone to find a familiar mobile phone store to sell, at least 500 yuan into the account, now parents to their children with mobile phones are high-end smart phones, the biggest role is to play games, after receiving a can urge students to study hard, the second is to be able to rectify the school spirit and discipline, if the leader bumps into it, maybe there is no need to teach, directly promoted to the director of teaching.

Thinking of this, Wang Lang's heart became hot again, and he returned the mobile phone to Wu Yu, and then said: "Look at it, look at it, the classmates around you are all wearing school uniforms, boys have short hair, girls don't keep shoulder-length hair, look at you again, the hair is so long, it's still purple, a big boy still dyes his hair, like a gangster, it's really a shame for your homeroom teacher, say which class are you, I'm going to contact your homeroom teacher now, let him see the good students he brings." ”

Wu Yu explained: "I ......" Wang Lang interrupted: "What am I, say which class are you from." "Wu Yu's heart is like a thousand divine beasts rushing by, why did he encounter such a strange thing when he first came to school? I'm here to work and not to go to school, if you want to catch a model, at least you have to figure out whether the person in front of you is a student or not, but Wu Yi said: "I'm from class ninety-two." ”

When Wang Lang heard the ninety-second class, the expression on his face froze, and he looked at Wu Yi for a long time before saying: "Hmph, forget it this time, as a student, you have to look like a student, don't think that you are from the ninety-second class, there is something great." The school is just collecting all the garbage in the school. After saying that, he turned around and left, feeling indignant.

Wu Yu was confused from the time he appeared to the time he walked away, but from his last words, he still heard some information, "It seems that this ninety-second class is not simple." Then he parked the car under the carport of the school, turned around and went to the teaching building of the third year of high school, and looked for Class 92.

In fact, Wu Yu did not think wrong that this ninety-two class is really a special class of Fengshi No. 3 Middle School, because China belongs to the world's most populous country, the class of students is more than other countries, and the Central Plains Province is a large population province, coupled with the changes in education policy in recent years, to popularize 12 years of compulsory education, so the number of high school students is more than twice as many as 10 years ago, and the number of people is uneven, so the school opens special classes such as "fast class", "express class", "rocket class", "spaceship class" and so on for good students. Concentrate the best teachers in the school in these classes in the hope that students in these classes can improve their school's admission rate.

On the contrary, the school felt that the students who were disobedient, the students who did not get good grades, and the students who did not pay attention to the lectures were also gathered and put into the 92nd class, and they were "isolated" so that they could not disturb other students. From the name of the class, you can feel the deep malice of the school, Confucius said, there is no class. But now, schools across the country have forgotten this sage's words because of fame and fortune such as admission rate and popularity, and they don't know whether mankind has progressed or regressed in the past few thousand years.

Wu Yi looked around the teaching building of the third year of high school, but did not find the ninety-second class, helplessly found a passing classmate to ask, the classmate saw his dress, and he asked about the situation of the ninety-second class, when he answered, there was disdain, there was awe, there was a trace of superiority, the place told Wu Yi, turned around and left, originally a little nervous pace, suddenly relaxed, Wu Yi obviously saw a kind of self-confidence in his body. He thinks that ten years later, both the students and the teachers in the third middle school have a trace of abnormality? Not thinking about this topic, he went around for a long time before he found the ninety-second class.

Class 92, on the west side of the playground of Fengshi No. 3 Middle School, is the size of three classrooms, which is a common lecture hall in universities. It's just that the wall of this classroom is different from the color of other teaching buildings in No. 3 Middle School, other teaching buildings are white walls, and the wall of this classroom is green, which is the kind of green that will make him explode when worn on a man's head, and in addition to the corresponding sports facilities in the open space outside the classroom, Wu Yi also saw barbecue grills, drink vending machines, cigarette vending machines, and the most outrageous thing is that there is also a 24-hour adult products vending machine, which really refreshed Wu Yi's three views.

Wu Yi thought to himself: "The person who invented this classroom is also a talent." It seems that my job is to supply this vending machine, but if I were to load adult products, I would have castrated that fat man so that he would not need this kind of thing for the rest of his life. At the same time, the dead fat man who was holding a meeting tens of thousands of kilometers away suddenly felt a chill in his lower body, and then shivered, thought about it with a puzzled face, and then went back to busy with his affairs.

Wu Yi is observing the surrounding environment, to be honest, the environment of this 92nd class is the best in the whole school, the green grass is green, fresh and pleasant, but it is a little deserted, and there are no people moving around. Even if someone passed by, they quickly ran away, as if there were flood beasts living inside. Wu Yi slowly walked to the ninety-second class, he decided to go first to see what types of goods the drinks and cigarette vending machines have, and he would not be in a hurry when replenishing the stock in the future, he just approached the beverage vending machine, and was stopped by a nice female voice: "Classmate, now you are going to class, you are still hanging out outside, although the school has arranged you in the ninety-second class, but you can't give up on yourself." ”

Wu Yi looked back in the direction where the voice came from, and saw a girl with bright eyes and bright teeth standing there, with long black hair like a waterfall, tall and slender, wearing a white dress, looking full of fairy spirit. Because of the previous conversation with Wang Lang, he knew that the girls in Fengshi No. 3 Middle School were all with short hair and school uniforms, and the girl in front of him was dressed like this, so he knew that the person in front of him was not a student, since he was not a student, and he was talking to himself in that tone, then this person must be a teacher. So he replied: "This teacher, I'm not a student here, I'm a replenishment clerk here, come here to see if there are any goods that need to be replenished." ”

The woman in white glanced at the vending machine, then blushed, and said: "You are lying, the cigarettes and drinks sold here are imported from abroad, and they are sold directly by the manufacturers, and their replenishers are all foreigners, and the whole school knows that you are a replenisher, not a cigarette and drink vending machine, then it can only be ....." She didn't continue, and her pretty face turned red and gave him a white look, this meaning is already obvious, this girl regards Wu Yi as a "seller",

Wu Yu hurriedly explained: "No, no, I didn't restock that machine. But in his heart, he secretly thought: "Dead fat man, if you really arrange this job, I will definitely let you know why the flowers are so red." After listening to this, the girl said with a touch of pride on her face: "I am a teacher in this school, my name is Luo Xue, you can call me Teacher Luo, although I am not a substitute teacher in your class, but I still have to criticize you....." After that, I told Wu Yi that he should study hard or something, and after talking for five minutes, Luo Xue said unsatisfactorily: "What's your name?"

Wu Yi said helplessly: "My name is Wu Yi. "Ah........... Are you Wu Yu? Luo Xue exclaimed after hearing this. startled Wu Yi, and then Wu Yi saw that her white and tender little face instantly turned red to her neck, and with an embarrassed face, Wu Yi asked suspiciously: "What's wrong, Teacher Luo?" Luo Xue calmed down and said embarrassedly: "Classmate Wu.... Ah, no, Mr. Wu, I am the teacher arranged by our school to pick you up, my name is Luo Xue. ”

Wu Yu had some vague guesses from what she called herself, but she couldn't be sure, and said, "Oh, you've already introduced yourself before, Teacher Luo." Luo Xue's little face turned red again, and then said, "Let's go in." After speaking, he took the lead and entered the gate of the ninety-second class.

Entering the ninety-second class, what catches your eye is a large space, a lecture hall, there are a lot of students in it, the classroom configuration should be said to be luxurious, four push-pull blackboards, next to the blackboard are two large outrageous LED displays, there are mixers and other equipment on the podium, at first glance it is the console of the kind of audio equipment used in the cinema, next to a computer with the current top configuration, and then look at those students, some are chatting, some are playing games, some are playing guitars, some are drawing, The most outrageous thing is that there are a few classmates scalding hot pot at the back of the classroom, anyway, no matter what they are doing, no one in the class is doing anything related to studying.

Luo Xue was also a little stunned when she saw this scene, after all, the students she saw were all sitting behind books more than one meter high, either writing hard or memorizing words, anyway, they were all studying hard. Seeing this kind of demon dancing for the first time had a big impact on her. But she used to treat Wu Yi as a senior in high school, and she criticized it randomly, which made her feel very embarrassed. She felt that she couldn't lose face in her own job, so she beat her spirits, clapped her hands, and motioned for the students in the classroom to be quiet.

Beauty has an advantage everywhere, although the students of class ninety-two don't respect the teacher very much, but seeing such a beautiful girl as Luo Xue, thinking that it may be her teacher in the next year, this face still has to be given, so she slowly quieted down. As for Wu Yu who followed behind Luo Xue, no one cared at all, first, he was a man, second, he was still a man who was not handsome, and third, he generally followed the teacher into this class, and they were all people who were abandoned by the school, so they didn't have to care much, at most they were their classmates. But Luo Xue's words behind will light the quiet classroom again.

Luo Xue said: "Students, the new semester has begun. This year, your senior year of high school is the most important year of high school, and in order to make you receive a better education, the school has arranged for this teacher Wu Yu Wu behind me to be your homeroom teacher. ”

This sentence startled Wu and all the students in Class 92. Wu Yu scolded the night wind in his heart, you dead fat man, where have you ever seen a zombie as a teacher for a group of students? Aren't you afraid that one day I'll become beastly and develop all of them into corpses? I'll bite you bitten to death when I turn around.

The students were also startled, originally they thought that Wu Yi was just a transfer student, or a transfer student who had no money at home, who knew that he had become his own class teacher, how much people couldn't accept it, but more disappointed, I thought it was a beautiful woman to be his class teacher, but now it has become a dirt bun about the same age as himself, and instant disappointment filled the hearts of the boys in the ninety-second class, but the girls in the class were a little interested in Wu Yi, after all, although the ninety-second class is not good, But it's not that anyone who wants to be the head teacher of this class can become it. Wu Yu was able to come directly as a class teacher, and the background can be imagined.

Luo Xue clapped her hands again and signaled the students to be quiet, this time it was not as good as last time, but the students in this class gradually quieted down, Luo Xue said, "Okay, now say hello to your teacher Wu." After speaking, Wu Yi was let to the front row, and the classroom was quiet at first, and then under the leadership of several girls, a sparse sound: "Hello teacher." ”