Chapter 24: Tired
Wu Yi put down his mobile phone, feeling that he really couldn't tell the relationship with Bai Jinxue, if he got the old man's "official certification" tomorrow, then the next step was to be directly coerced by the old man to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the red book, Wu Yi knew that Bai Jinxue would never refuse. Thinking of this, Wu Yi is seriously considering the possibility of escaping, because of his self-sealing strength, he can't open the door at present, if he wants to leave the human world, he can only find the corresponding space tunnel entrance, but this takes time, if he escapes from marriage, with the obscene energy of the fat man of the night wind, he is absolutely public and private, and mobilizes the elite forces of the whole country to find himself, with the current influence of Huaguo in the world, Wu Yi feels that he can't be the enemy of a world, and this escape route dies directly.
Subsequently, Wu Yu thought of whether to find someone to open the boundary gate and anoint the soles of his feet. It's not possible to find the boss at all, that guy is busy coaxing his wife every day, and he can't be moved at all. Looking for the second child, it doesn't work, he wishes he could get married and have children quickly, and he won't take risks for that person again. If he knew about it, he would definitely tie himself to the Civil Affairs Bureau, cast a spell to let him take the oath and get the certificate. No, these two sworn brothers are more unreliable than the other. Looking for them is to throw themselves into the net, and suddenly a huge figure flashed in Wu Yi's mind, the fat rabbit who ate his savings for more than 20 years in one night. I can't help but feel a little glad in my heart, there is no endless road on this day, I directly summoned this fat rabbit, and then hid in the Moon Palace, absolutely no one will go to find their own trouble.
With a calculation in his heart, Wu Yu was also a little relieved, and was about to contact the fat rabbit, Bai Jinxue said to him: "Wu Lang, do you have anything else to do today?" ”
Wu Yi thought about it, his students were all sent to the demon world for labor reform, what can a light teacher do, so he replied: "I don't have anything to do, what's wrong?" Hibiscus Snow. ”
Bai Jinxue said to Wu Yi with a slightly red face: "Wu Lang, I am going to my father-in-law's place for dinner tomorrow, I want you to take me to buy a few clothes, after all, the clothes on my body now are illusions, and they will be a little different from your clothes here." I'm afraid of making a bad impression in front of my father-in-law. ”
Wu Yu heard Bai Jinxue's words, a trace of helplessness flashed in her heart, she still regarded herself as the person on the tip of her heart, even if she was reincarnated, she would not lose a trace of love, otherwise as Bai Jinxue, she would not care about the old man's words at all, after all, who have you ever seen who would care about the thoughts of ants? Just because I care about Wu Yu, I pay special attention to the old man's dinner.
Wu Yu originally wanted to say that he didn't have to go to the old man's place for dinner tomorrow, after all, we didn't have that kind of relationship. And I'm not your Wu Lang, your Wu Chengqing. But when I saw Bai Jinxue's eyes, I noticed that glimmer of anticipation. Wu Yu couldn't say what he wanted to say, and the ghost said in a hurry: "Okay, I'll go and prepare, and I'll set off later." After saying that, he got up and went back to his room to find the keys to the car that Night Breeze gave him, because he was a golden bachelor before, and riding a bicycle was still quite environmentally friendly and healthy. But now if you want to take this god-level beauty shopping, you can't continue to ride the "Divine Beast" bicycle.
At the same time, Wu Yu felt in his heart that he had lost his memory in the battle to kill Tiandao, otherwise why didn't he have Bai Jinxue in his memory, but he couldn't subconsciously refuse her request?
Puzzled, Wu Yi put these doubts aside and stopped thinking about it, found the car key, Wu Yi returned to the living room and said to Bai Jinxue: "Okay, let's go now." ”
The two got into the car and on the way to the mall, Wu explained to Bai Jinxue, "What's the name of this mount?" "Why is this mount called a car?" "What does this mount usually eat?" A series of questions, Wu Yi came to the Juvis Building located in the east of Fengqi Town with a happy mood.
It's just that this happy mood didn't last long, and it was dissipated by reality.
Wu Yu made a fatal mistake, Bai Jinxue was still essentially a woman, or should I say a god among women, except for the identity of the Empress of Qingqiu.
Bai Jinxue has been full of little stars since she entered the Juweis Building, and her beautiful bright eyes have been full of little stars, I saw her walk to the mall distribution billboard, stand still and look at it for two minutes, and then use her divine power to conjure up 16 doppelgangers with lightning speed, these 16 doppelgangers are tall and short, fat and thin, and have different shapes and appearances, but there is still one thing in common is that they are very beautiful, plus Bai Jinxue herself, there are just 17 people, and then these 17 people disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. Wu Yi was dumbfounded, but he still had some doubts in his heart, because as far as Wu Yu knew, this building had 20 floors, but why did Bai Jinxue only divide 17 people? When he saw the formula card, it suddenly dawned on him that the first floor of the Juwes Building was the children's area, the second and third floors were the men's clothing area, and the remaining 17 floors were related to girls, and 17 people were just enough.
Then, Wu Yi's nightmare began, and within a few minutes, Wu Yi's ears sounded Bai Jinxue's sweet voice, she told Wu Yi that she was on the floor, and then said to Wu Yi in an excited and urgent tone that she wanted him to come quickly, she still had a lot of things to buy. Subsequently, the remaining 16 clones were not far behind, and the same thing was said sixteen times, the only difference was that the floor and the store name were different, and then there was an infinite loop.
Looking back afterwards, Wu Yi didn't know how he survived, only that after shopping that day, Wu Yi's physique also rested for an hour before recovering his strength. After a rough calculation, Wu Yu ran no less than 100 times that day, and all of them climbed stairs and cycled randomly on 20 floors. It's scary to think about.
At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Wu Yi sat on the chair of a café in Juweis, his legs straight, his eyes blank, and the muscles in his body trembled slightly.
Things in the world are really wonderful, a girl before she and you don't establish a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, the delicate can't even unscrew the cap of the drink, but when the guy really falls into the girl's tenderness, the pair of slender jade hands that can't unscrew the cap can open your skull in minutes. And Bai Jinxue looks soft and weak, but why is it so crazy when it comes to shopping?
After thinking about it for a long time, a flash of inspiration flashed in Wu Yi's mind, and finally understood the reason, in the final analysis, the goddess is just a woman with divine powers, and as a woman, it is rare to hold it in front of shopping, do not accept refutation, I don't believe you can find a female friend to try.
And now Bai Jinxue has finished the first half of shopping, drinking in the café and taking a break, but her eyes are staring at the fashion magazine on the table and looking at the introduction of clothes and jewelry, and the fire of greed in her eyes is about to burn Wu Yu's wallet. Wu Yu was thinking about how to persuade Bai Jinxue, and suddenly a gust of wind blew in the café for no reason, and many people involuntarily tightened their clothes because of this sudden coldness. I just thought that the air conditioner suddenly increased the wind speed, and not too many people cared.
It's just that Wu Yi thinks it's very strange, because in such a shopping mall, central air conditioning is used for temperature regulation, and there will be no sudden cold air at all. The windows on all sides are closed, and there is no wind coming from outside the building.
Just when Wu Yi was puzzled, he saw a figure appear behind Bai Jinxue, it was a girl, her hair was black and soft, she was wearing a high school uniform, and her figure was thin, at first glance, she was dressed like a typical third year of high school, the only difference was that this girl's face was very pale, not like the face of a living person.
She stood behind Bai Jinxue, looking at the cup of milk tea in front of Bai Jinxue, not moving, as if there was nothing else in this world except this cup of milk tea. The girl's strange behavior attracted Wu Yi's attention, and Wu Yu said to the girl: "This little sister, do you want to drink milk tea?" ”
The girl didn't seem to hear Wu Yi's words, but she still looked at the milk tea in front of Bai Jinxue, but Bai Jinxue was very puzzled by Wu Qi's previous words and asked, "Brother, are you talking to me?" Wu Yu didn't answer her, but pointed behind Bai Jinxue with his finger, meaning you look behind you. Bai Jinxue turned her head to look behind her suspiciously, and a lewd man sitting behind her against the wall on the other side of the coffee shop saw Bai Jinxue turn around, and thought that her charm was bursting, revealing the expression of a second fool seeing spring, Bai Jinxue saw his expression similar to seeing a breeding pig in heat, and turned his head and glanced at Wu Yi with disgust, thinking that Wu Yi was joking with her, and then didn't say anything, and continued to read the magazine.
But Wu Yi felt that something was wrong, because he obviously saw a girl behind Bai Jinxue, but Bai Jinxue didn't see it, and the demons and monsters with her cultivation couldn't escape Bai Jinxue's eyes at all, but the strange thing was that she didn't see this girl, and she didn't even find anything abnormal at all, which is interesting.
Just when Wu Yi was about to take this girl to a secluded place to ask about the situation, the siren outside Turan Lou sounded, breaking the tranquility of Fengqi Town in the afternoon. In just a moment, the strange girl disappeared, and an urgent news was broadcast on the TV in the café: "It is reported that all the teachers and students of the No. 1 High School in our town fell into a coma, and the cause is currently under investigation, and the ..........possibility of large-scale food poisoning cannot be ruled out."
It's just that when he saw this, Wu Yu had a bad premonition in his heart, and then pulled Bai Jinxue downstairs and headed towards Fengqi Town No. 1 Middle School.