Chapter 213: Big Breasts and Big Ass (4)
The next morning, the sky was shrouded in a thick layer of fog.
The stone quietly crawled out of bed.
He sat at the head of the bed and put on his pants lightly.
"Stone, the weather has turned cold, you don't need to get up so early!" Er Feng squinted his eyes and called:
The stone said: I deliberately took it lightly.
Didn't think about it! Sister Erfeng was still woken up by me.
"If you get up at this point every day, the quilt on your body moves slightly, and I know it's you!" Erfeng Ying said:
Stone said: I disturb Sister Erfeng to sleep every day, is Sister Erfeng particularly annoying!
"Stone, we are husband and wife, such a trivial matter, can you be annoyed!" Erfeng replied:
The stone leaned down and kissed Erfeng, and said: It's still August, and it's not cool!
He let go of Erfeng and walked straight out of the house.
Erfeng shouted: Stone, come here.
The stone turned his head and saw Erfeng looking directly at him, and whispered: Sister Erfeng, don't be like this, you still have a baby in your belly!
"Come on!" Erfeng said coquettishly:
The stone walked slowly to the bed.
Erfeng hugged the neck of the stone and kissed desperately.
The stone lifted the quilt and touched Erfeng.
Erfeng untied the stone's pants.
"Squeak!" There was a noise on the stone bed.
"Hmm~" Xiao Feng'er slept at the head of the bed and called twice.
The stone stopped and pointed to the head of the bed.
Erfeng pricked up his ears to listen, hugged the stone with both hands, and called: It's okay, let's continue.
Stone's hands roamed Erfeng's body.
"Ahh You hurry up. Erfeng said softly:
I was passionate for a while.
Erfeng leaned on the head of the bed, went to help Shi put on clothes, and said with a smile: Shi, the Xiao Jing who came to our house yesterday.
Although, she is a maid.
She is a very clever and sensible person.
Moreover, she is beautiful and lovely.
"She's beautiful, and it's my business! She is so cute, she will be hurt by others, I only hurt Sister Erfeng, and Sister Erfeng is my god. The stone continued:
"You are young and poor, you men are all virtuous - eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, I have no ability! It's just that there is a share - self-knowledge, you have something in your heart, you can say it directly, I don't mind if someone serves me with a husband! Er Feng replied:
The stone called: Sister Erfeng, where do you want to go! I have told you more than once that your father is my life-saving benefactor, your family gave me food, gave me clothes, gave me a place to live, and gave me a living wife, I can only do my best to repay you, how dare I have other thoughts!
"Stone, you are all here to repay your kindness, you don't have me in your heart at all······" 二門 says:
The stone interrupted: I don't know if I have you or not!
I just don't understand, I'm going to put the words "love you" on my face!
Erfeng leaned on the shoulders of the stone and said with a smile: You are so funny!
The stone said: Sister Erfeng, don't think crankily in the future, you don't believe me, you also have to believe in yourself, you look like a sinking fish and a goose, and a shy flower in the closed moon.
What's wrong with you that you're not as good as others, you have big breasts and big ass······
"Stone, do you praise me or hurt me?" Er Feng shouted:
Shi Yingdao: Of course I praise you! I use the phrase "big breasts and big ass" to describe you, and it's not an exaggeration at all.
"Stone, you're so bad." Er Feng smiled and said:
The stone stretched out his hand to grab Erfeng's chest and said, "I'm sure I'm going to be bad."
Otherwise, how can Sister Erfeng have a child!
Erfeng grabbed the stone's hand and snickered: I'll let you catch it.
"Woo!" Xiao Feng'er cried.
Erfeng said: Xiao Feng'er was really woken up by us this time, and I went over to coax her.
Shi stood up, walked straight out of the door, and said: Sister Erfeng, you accompany Xiao Feng'er to play here, and I will go out.
He walked out of the living room and shouted, "Wow! It's so bright.
"Big brother, why don't you come over quickly, we've been waiting for you for a while." Lin Fan shouted:
The stone looked forward and said, "Two brothers, why are you waiting for me here?"
Fuxing said: Sister Min'er said, you will come here every morning.
Stone explained: Just now, I was delayed by something······
"Big brother, don't talk about it, your business - I understand, my sister-in-law's figure is so good, she looks like a fairy, you can't get up if you are not tossed by her, that's a blessing." Fu Xing continued:
"Brother Fu, what are you talking about!" Stone shouted:
"Big brother, don't be embarrassed! In this respect, I am a person who has come over, and my mountain wife is like crazy, always tired of me, and has to do it at least two or three times a day, making me weak all day long. Fu Xing said:
Lin Fan clenched his fists and replied: Isn't the second brother very hard!
"Third brother, you still don't understand, the fist is hard, it's useless, mainly rely on the lower plate." Fuxing replied:
Lin Fan rushed to say: Who said I don't understand, isn't it just about men and women.
"In this way, the third brother is still an old man, and the third brother must have no less kiln." Fuxing smiled:
Lin Fan argued: Why do you want to visit the kiln! If you don't go to the kiln, the man won't play with the woman······
"That's right! This ability is innate······" Fu Xing replied:
Stone shouted: Stop, stop, don't continue this topic, the woman inside heard the ······ just now
"Big brother, you don't know women, when women are usually in the middle of nowhere, she starts a commotion, that kind of play, it's just creepy." Fu Xing called:
The stone shouted: Brother Fu, let's not talk about it—okay!
Fu Xing and Lin Fan both closed their mouths.
The stone pointed to the barn and said, "Let's go over there and exercise."
He stood in the middle of the sun-dried valley and squatted up with a horse step.
Fuxing and Lin Fan followed.
Lin Fan asked: Big brother, is it useful to do this?
"Of course it works." Stone Returns:
Lin Fan continued: This posture is like going to the toilet!
"Huh! The description of the third brother is very good. Fuxing smiled:
The stone called: Brother Fu, don't laugh! There's a lot of knowledge in this pose.
"It's just a step from Zama! What can be learned? Lin Fan questioned:
The stone shouted: Lin Fan, you come and push me.
Lin Fan smiled and said: Big brother, don't look at me as thick as you, if I push hard, you will definitely fall to the ground.
Stone said: You push straight.
Lin Fan pulled his sleeves and looked around the stone "thinly".
He shouted, "Big brother, I'm starting to do it."
He shoved at the stone.
The stone was like a stone, and it stood up to Lin Fan.
Lin Fan let go of his hand and went around the back of the stone to push.
The stone is still the same, looking straight ahead.
Lin Fan's sweat "fell" like rain.
He pushed for a moment, then turned to the side of the stone.
"Ahh The stone roared, and Lin Fan fell out of the way.
"Wow!" Fuxing bit his fingernails and exclaimed:
Lin Fan got up and shouted, "Second brother, come over and help."
Fuxing muttered: Not very good!
The stone called: Come along.
Fuxing walked to the stone and said, "You're welcome."
Fuxing and Lin Fan pushed the stone together.
The stone held its strength and pressed down hard.
Fuxing shouted: Third brother, you work hard.
Lin Fan gasped: I have done, tried my best.
Fuxing was splashed like water, and his whole clothes were wet.
Lin Fan sat on the ground with his butt and called: Second brother, I, push, I can't push.
Fu Xing supported his knees with his hands and muttered: "Big brother, you, you are born with divine power, me and the third brother······
"Brother Fu is laughing! What divine power do I have! What I have is a kind of telekinesis. Stone stood up and exclaimed:
Lin Fan took a breath and said, "Big brother, why are you acting like a nobody!" Speaking of words, it's still like this!
"Lin Fan, you rarely exercise, and your breath naturally can't keep up." The stone replied:
Fuxing said: I exercise regularly, but I still don't get as good as my eldest brother one or two.
Stone Theory: Zamabu is talking about "the unity of mind and mind", you have to run your strength through the whole body.
Then, with your own mind, squeeze it out.
Fuxing asked: Can we do this like you?
Stone replied: "Definitely."
However, this method cannot be rushed, but must be relied on with perseverance.
"I'm going to practice too." Lin Fan shouted:
Shi looked at Lin Fan and said, "There is no problem with you practicing."
However, people like you who don't know martial arts.
It takes at least 1 year of practice, and after 1 year of practice, you can achieve a little success.
"Big brother, you don't know yet! I am also a martial artist, although, my kung fu is not as good as that of my eldest brother and second brother, and I have more than enough to deal with one or two bandits. Lin Fan replied:
Shi smiled and said: Lin Fan knows martial arts! This is a strange thing!
"Do you want to try it?" Lin Fan stood up and called:
The stone said: Lin Fan, you come.
Lin Fan clenched his fists and shouted: "Big brother, I am a novice, and your subordinates are merciful."
The stone said: Lin Fan, don't worry.
Lin Fan punched the stone.
The stone tilted his body, dodging Lin Fan's attack.
Lin Fan followed a chain of feet.
The stone grabbed Lin Fan's kick and pulled it.
"Bang" Lin Fan fell all over his body on the sunning grain floor.
Lin Fan got up and was about to hit the stones.
"Slow." Fuxing shouted:
Fu Xing said: Third brother, there is no point in you competing with the eldest brother.
Big brother does it casually, and you will hurt your nose and face to be swollen······
Lin Fan put down his hand and said: What the second brother said is very true! Big brother's kung fu is indeed unmatched.
"Lin Fan's words are serious! There is no invincible person in the world, only an invincible heart, people are dead, the heart is alive, you see this person, you are afraid, it is a matter of time before you lose, you see this person, you can still muster the courage to deal with him, only it can make yourself overcome the enemy. The stone continued:
Lin Fan responded: What the eldest brother said! There seems to be some truth.
"It seems! It just makes sense. Fuxing replied:
The stone said: To do this, you have to be quick and quick.
At the same time, you have to improve your physical fitness, and the higher the better.
"Big brother is big brother, you put it in a clear way, far more useful than those martial arts cheats." Fuxing praised:
Stone called: This is not what I said, it was said by my brother-in-law.
"Where's the eldest brother-in-law!" Lin Fan was stunned and said:
Shi Yingdao: He is now in Shanghai, serving as a regiment commander in the national army.
"No wonder!" Fuxing muttered:
"Brother-in-law, come in for dinner!" Min'er stood at the gate and shouted:
Shi shouted: "Two brothers, let's go in and eat together."
Lin Fan said: We haven't washed yet!
"Me too." Stone called:
As soon as the stone stepped into the living room.
Erfeng shouted: Hurry up and go in and wash your face, and come to eat after washing your face.
Lin Fan responded: Let's go.
The stone shouted: Lin Fan, what are you talking about! Hurry up and get in!
"Sister, brother-in-law, a few of them have come in!" Min'er walked out with two bowls of dishes.
Erfeng replied: Several of them are washing inside.
"What are those two aunts doing······ Min'er sets out the bowl.
"Miss Min'er has something to say!" Two aunts who were sewing handkerchiefs came over.
Min'er smiled: I ordered you to go in and serve the food!
"I'll go too." The stones came in a hurry.
Min'er said: Let's go, my mother fried eight or nine dishes.
"Big brother, you wait for us!" Fuxing and Lin Fan caught up.
Er Feng shouted: Dad, I want to go inside to solve the problem, you can help me see Xiao Feng'er.
"There you go!"
"Dad, don't let her touch the teapot." Erfeng admonished:
"Sister Erfeng, where are you going?" The stone came out and asked:
"I'll go in and relax." Erfeng covered his stomach and responded:
Stone shouted, "Dad, hurry up and sit down."
"Yes! Uncle Tang, hurry up and sit down. Lin Fan walked out and shouted:
Gradually, the living room was filled with people.
Min'er helped everyone serve the meal.
Xiao Jing stood aside and handed over the rice bowl.
Fuxing called: Big brother take a seat! Big brother on the seat!
Stone Rite: Brother don't have to be polite! Everybody sits, everybody sits.
Aunt Zhou (handkerchief worker) said: Little master, let's sit next to it······
"Aunt Zhou, Aunt Liu, let's go over and sit over there." Erfeng shouted:
Lin Fan shouted: Sister-in-law, how can you sit over there! You have to be on an equal footing with Big Brother!
"Third brother, when is this! What are you doing all this! Fu Xing shouted:
Lin Fan closed his mouth and sneered: Hehe······
The stone shouted: Min'er, you go and get a bottle of wine.
"No, no, no, Sister Min'er doesn't need to take wine, we have to hurry in a while, we can't drink." Fu Xing said:
Stone shouted, "Drink a little!"
Fuxing replied: Not at all.
"What about Lin Fan?" Stone asked:
Lin Fan responded: I don't drink either.
"Okay, let's eat, eat." The stone raised his chopsticks and shouted:
Xu Hongping said: Don't be polite, everyone! Do it yourself!
"Uncle, auntie, you eat by yourself, we are all rough people, we don't know how to be polite." Fuxing replied:
Xiao Jing sandwiched a chicken leg and said, "Miss, you eat this."
Fu Ziying said: I'll come by myself.
Min'er pinched a chicken butt and handed it to Erfeng.
Erfeng "looked" and called: It!
Min'er argued: Sister Erfeng, you don't have to look at it.
As the saying goes: if you eat this chicken butt, you will be able to give birth to 10 in the future.
No, it can give birth to 20 small stones.
Erfeng smiled: You are a pig when I am a pig!
Min'er continued: Sister Erfeng is so beautiful, if she becomes a pig, she is also a beautiful pig, Sister Erfeng is in her twenties this year, she gives birth to one a year, and when she is 50 years old, she can give birth to more than 20, if she gives birth to twins! That's more than 50.
"Hahaha" burst of laughter from the room.
Xiao Jing smiled: According to this calculation, you can give birth to more than 100 children.
Min'er responded: How do you calculate!
Xiao Jing held back her laughter and said: If you don't have twins, you can give birth to triplets, and quadruplets are fine.
The room laughed again.
Min'er said silently: I want to give birth, who will accompany me to give birth!
"Don't tease Min'er, her hands are about to sore, and the chicken butt in her hands - I'll eat it."
Shi shouted: Sister Erfeng······
"I also have to eat Chong Min'er's words, and I also hope that Min'er can find her own wishful husband and help her husband's family have a few more." Erfeng replied:
Erfeng was holding the chicken butt and was about to put it in his mouth.
Xiao Feng'er pulled Erfeng's sleeve and said, "Mom, I want a chicken butt."
Er Feng looked at Xiao Feng'er and called: You can't eat this.
Xiao Feng'er said coquettishly: I want to, I want to give birth to a baby.
There was a lot of laughter in the room.
Fuxing put down the bowl and said, "Uncle, auntie, brothers and sisters, eat slowly!"
Xu Hongping said: Brother Fu, Auntie will help you serve a bowl again.
Fuxing thanked: Thank you, Auntie!
I really can't eat it.
Uncle Tang put down the bowl and called: I'll go in and feed the pigs.
Fuxing shouted: "Uncle, go quickly, you still have to go to work with us."
Uncle Tang replied: Boss Fu, it's not too late to go to work now······
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the first day! It's okay to be late! Fu Xing continued:
The stone put down the bowl and said, "I'm going to feed the pigs."
Fuxing replied: Big brother, didn't we say okay! We're going to Lin Fan's house today.
Lin Fan stood up and said suddenly: Yes!
Stone argued: Wait a minute.
"Don't wait, you can go at ease, the pigs will let me feed them." Xu Hongping responded:
Lin Fan continued: Auntie, let's go to my house to play together.
"The stones are the same as they go, and I'm going to stay at home and look after the house." Xu Hongping replied:
Fu Zi stood up and shouted, "Brother, we can go."
Min'er ran to Fuxing's side and shouted, "I haven't seen Sister Su Lan for a long time, I want to go over and have a look."
Fuxing said: Auntie, sister-in-law, take care of yourselves!
Xu Hongping saluted: Brother Fu go slowly! Slow down, everyone!
Fu Zi called: Goodbye, Auntie! Goodbye, sister-in-law! Goodbye, little Feng'er!
Erfeng grabbed Xiao Feng'er's hand and "shook it", and said with a smile: Goodbye, Aunt Fu······