Chapter 215 Big Chest and Big Ass (6)
The stone led everyone to the door of the uncle's house.
Lin Fan shouted: Dad, mother, there are guests in our house.
Uncle Except for the uncle, he got up, walked towards the door, and shouted: Stone, Brother Fu, please! Please!
Shi turned his head and smiled: Except for Uncle, what are you busy with!
Except for the uncle, he said: I'm not busy, I just sat under the tree to enjoy the shade.
"I guess there will be guests coming today, I didn't work in the fields, I deliberately stayed at home and waited." In addition to the uncle, he continued:
"Except for my uncle!" Fuxing shouted:
Except for the uncle, he smiled: Brother Fu is good!
"Except for the eldest brother, I'm here to disturb." Tang Bo shouted:
Except for the uncle who went to hug Uncle Tang, he laughed and said: "When the distinguished guest comes, why bother!"
Uncle Tang smiled: Except for the eldest brother, he smiled! Our two families are old acquaintances, how can there be any guests!
"Brother Tang also said, we are old acquaintances, in my impression, it is the first time you have come to my house." In addition to the uncle, he continued:
"In this way, except for the eldest brother, he is asking me for sin." Tang Bo smiled and said:
"How dare you! How dare you! Brother Tang can come to my house, my house is full of flowers, and there is a celebration in Chaimen······" In addition to the uncle's answer:
Uncle Tang shouted: Yes, yes, when you go to my house in the future, I will punish myself with two glasses!
"Stone, you're here." Su Lan ran out wearing an apron.
The stone shouted: Sister Sulan.
Su Lanli said: Hello Uncle Tang!
Tang Bo smiled: Su Lan has become thinner.
Su Lan pinched her arm and replied: How can there be a change! I'm still so fat!
"You're almost a bamboo pole, and you're still fat." Tang Bo argued:
Su Lan replied: Uncle Tang wants to make fun of me!
"Sister Sulan, how are you these days?" Min'er stepped forward and asked:
Su Lan raised her head and continued: I eat and sleep every day, sleep and eat, I am so good.
Fuxing glanced at Su Lan and said silently: Why is she so familiar!
Don't!
"Everyone sits in the house, sits in the house, and the tables and stools have already been set up in the house." Except for the uncle, he shouted:
Su Lan said: Min'er, how is Sister Erfeng!
"Su Lan, please go into the back room and talk!" Except for the uncle, he shouted:
Su Lan stretched out her hand and asked, "Everyone, please!"
Min'er took Su Lan's hand and called, "Sister Su Lan, let's go in and talk."
Xiao Jing helped Fu Zi into the hall.
Min'er pointed at Xiaojing and said in a low voice: They are here for their brother-in-law.
Su Lan smiled and said: The charm of the stone is really great.
"Sister Sulan, how can you laugh! The two of them are vixens. Min'er muttered:
Su Lan said: I don't laugh, what else!
Min'er argued: You should be upset for Sister Erfeng.
Su Lan walked forward and said, "Pull it down!"
Min'er called: How did Sister Su Lan become like this!
She turned and walked under the tree.
As she walked, she muttered: "I'm not Sister Lan - see profit and forgetfulness, they bring some small things over, and they will shake their heads and tails at others." ”
"I think of a way to treat them, so that I can be angry for Sister Erfeng." Min'er sat on the stool.
She rubbed her hands together and said silently: What is the best way to use?
"Min'er, what are you doing sitting here!" Su Lan shouted:
Min'er called: Sister Sulan, come here.
Su Lan leaned towards Min'er and said, "Sister Su Lan, let me tell you, the two women just now, both of them were bad embryos, and when they saw Brother-in-law Shi, their eyes widened.
It's ······
"Min'er, they have a good impression of stones, it's normal, who makes stones so good! You care so much about stones, I think there's something wrong with you. Su Lan looked at Min'er and argued:
Min'er continued: What's wrong with me! Shi is my brother-in-law, I am his sister-in-law, I care about him, I am for Sister Erfeng.
"For your sister?" Su Lan asked:
Min'er replied: Otherwise!
"I don't think that's the case." Su Lan replied:
Min'er replied: Sister Sulan doesn't need to make a fuss.
I understand very well that the stone is my brother-in-law, I can't have illusions about him, and I won't have illusions about him, I hate those two people, I hate the way they go to see my brother-in-law, I don't do anything else, for my sister, I have to think of ways to clean them up.
Su Lan smiled and said: Min'er, what you said is good, what you said is very calm, you touch your heart, is Sister Erfeng important in your heart, or is the stone important in your heart.
"Sister Su Lan, what are you talking about! How I don't understand! Min'er lowered her head and called:
"Whether you understand or not, you can come into the house with me." Su Lan continued:
Min'er said, "I'm not going in, I want to sit here alone."
"Min'er, there's still a lot of work in there! Why don't you go in and help? Suran pleaded:
Min'er took Su Lan's hand and muttered, "Let's go!"
"Min'er, where have you been! In the blink of an eye, the figure was gone. The stone shouted:
Min'er walked into the hall and answered: I went to the shade under the big tree, it was very cool and fun.
"Miss Min'er, come over for tea." Except for the uncle, he shouted:
"I don't drink anymore, I went to the kitchen with Sister Sulan." Min'er resigned:
Stone smiled: You go to the kitchen! Don't turn the kitchen upside down!
"Brother-in-law, am I that bad!" Min'er said unhappily:
Su Lan tugged at Min'er's sleeve and said, "Let's go, the kitchen will definitely be too busy."
Min'er had just walked into the kitchen.
"Ah," Xiao Jing cried.
Min'er turned her head and shouted: Who did you you! What a scream!
"What are you touching my back for?" Xiao Jing asked:
Min'er replied: I didn't see you squatting here washing vegetables, my hand shook it, and my hand touched your back, you have such a big reaction······
Xiao Jing said: I thought you were a thief.
"I'm a whore, and I won't want you, who will pick you a bitch." Min'er continued:
Xiao Jing replied: You swear.
Min'er replied: What's wrong with me scolding you! Am I wrong!
Xiao Jing called: Miss, she!
Fu Zi shouted: Forget it, forget it, don't say it!
"Su Lan, hurry up and come over and wash the vegetables!" In addition to shouting:
Su Lan replied: Okay!
She tugged at the corner of Min'er's clothes and said, "Let's go over there."
"Ouch" Xiaoqiang clutched his stomach and kept spinning in circles.
In addition to asking: Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?
Xiaoqiang hugged his stomach and said: Mom! My stomach hurts so badly that I want to go to the toilet.
Xiaoqiang shouted: Sister Min'er, I'm going to trouble you here.
"No problem! Xiaoqiang go quickly. Min'er replied:
Xiaoqiang hurriedly walked away holding his stomach.
Su Lan looked at Lin Fan and said, "You also go out, go out and chat with them."
Lin Fan put down the dishes and walked out of the kitchen unhurriedly.
"Huh! Xiaoqiang, why haven't you left yet! Lin Fan was stunned and said:
Xiaoqiang pulled Lin Fan and whispered: Brother, don't shout! If I don't do this, will my mother let us out!
Again! The women were crammed inside, and we stayed there, which was a matter of first glance!
Lin Fan replied: Xiaoqiang is right! Let's go.
She walked into the hall to "look left and right" and muttered: "What about people!
Xiaoqiang said: Let's go out and look for it.
Lin Fan ran out of the door and said: They were all sitting in the hall just now, and they would be ······
"Brother, they are all enjoying the shade under the big tree." Xiaoqiang shouted:
Lin Fan ran straight to the bottom of the big tree.
"Dad, why do you bring them here to sit! There are no tables or chairs here, so it's inconvenient. Lin Fan shouted:
Except for the uncle, he called: You go and move a few chairs.
Lin Fan replied: I'll go now.
The stone shouted: Lin Fan, I'll go with you.
Fuxing continued: I'm going too.
Xiaoqiang said: A few brothers, go quickly, and I will accompany Uncle Tang to sit at the meeting.
Tang Bo smiled and said: Xiaoqiang, listen to your brother Lin Fan, your studies are good.
"So-so!" Xiaoqiang responded:
"Xiaoqiang has also learned to be humble." Tang Bo smiled and said:
Xiaoqiang replied: The teacher said that humility makes people progress.
Uncle Tang laughed and said: Yes! Right! Right! Humility makes people progress.
Except for the uncle, he smiled: This kid! It's funny!
Xiaoqiang looked dazed and muttered: Is there something wrong with me!
Tang Bo smiled: No, no, there is nothing wrong with you.
Xiaoqiang approached Uncle Tang and said proudly: Uncle Tang, I will recite the poem "The sun is in the mountains, and the Yellow River flows into the sea······"
"Xiaoqiang, what are you reading this bullshit poem!" Lin Fan walked over with a coffee table.
Xiaoqiang called: Brother, it's a poem, not a bullshit poem.
"Xiaoqiang, you read this poem every day, you don't get annoyed when you read it, I don't get annoyed when I listen to it." 林凡 says:
Shi shouted: Dad, Xiaoqiang, you sit on the stool.
Tang Bo pulled over the stool and praised: Xiaoqiang's approach is very good, reading depends on the word "diligence", there is no genius in the world, the so-called genius is a lie.
As the saying goes, "the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle", and learning must be accumulated little by little······
"Except for uncles and uncles, you drink tea." Fuxing held two cups of tea and shouted:
In addition to the uncle's boasting: Brother Fu is really a good person, and he treats us warmly and politely.
"Who says it isn't! He's still my boss! Tang Bo continued:
"Really!" Uncle Except smiled:
Fuxing called: Except for my uncle, do you want to go to work in my noodle shop!
"I'm not going, I'm going to keep running my little business." Except the uncle replied:
Fuxing replied: Then ask my aunt to come over and help me with chores.
"She can't go, my wife is used to doing farm work at home, in addition, Lin Fan will also go out to do some business, our family ······" Except for the uncle's argument:
"Except for my uncle's quick answer, I believe it! There is no room for negotiation in this matter, I wish my uncle a prosperous business and a wide range of financial resources, I wish my aunt to plant melons and melons, beans and beans, and I wish my uncle's family happiness and health and happiness for a long time. Fuxing replied:
Except for the uncle: Thank you! Thank you!
"Brother, this eldest brother said - happiness for ten thousand years, what does this mean! How can happiness be longer than 10,000 years! Xiaoqiang pushed Lin Fan and said:
Tang Bo smiled: Xiaoqiang, it is a blessing, a meaning, an auspicious meaning.
"It's like, it's like the meaning of year after year, year after year." Xiaoqiang thought for a moment and replied:
Tang Bo smiled: They mean the same thing.
Shi said: In addition to the uncle, Xiaoqiang has a set of readings and is also very smart.
However, you can't keep him studying, you let him learn some self-defense skills!
"I've thought about this too, but we're all helpless people, what can we teach him!" Except for the uncle's reply:
The stone shouted: Lin Fan.
"Hmm" Lin Fan said stunned:
Shi shouted: Xiaoqiang will let Lin Fan teach.
Uncle Except for the uncle, he smiled and said: How did Lin Fan teach him! At most, Lin Fan can teach him to carry rice.
"Big brother, I really can't teach the kung fu of this three-legged cat." Lin Fan pleaded:
The stone shouted: If I ask you to teach you, you will teach, you can teach him the kung fu of the three-legged cat.
Plus, I squat every day of the "horse step".
Xiao Qiang responded: "Ma Bu" What is it!
The stone stood up and said, "Look carefully."
"Hey" the stone tied up a horse step.
Xiao Qiang smiled: This posture is the same as going to the thatched house.
The stone called: Xiaoqiang, don't laugh! You can find someone to come and push me, you can push me, I'll call you brother.
Xiaoqiang shouted: Brother, come and help me.
Lin Fan responded: You push it yourself.
Xiao Qiang pressed towards the stone.
He pushed hard and shouted, "Dad, come and help me too."
Except for the uncle, he rolled up his sleeves and pushed the stones.
"Dad, don't bother! In the morning, Brother Fu and I didn't push the eldest brother, let alone the two of you! Lin Fan shouted:
"So weird!" Except for the uncle, he withdrew his hand and exclaimed:
He walked up to the stone, "patted" the stone's chest, and called: "It's so thick, it's a piece of material for martial arts."
He gave it a push.
"Bang" He stepped back a few meters.
Lin Fan hurriedly dragged the uncle.
The stone stood up, pulled the uncle with both hands, and shouted: Except for the uncle, you are not hurt!
In addition to the uncle's praise: The kung fu of the stone is so handsome, and the old man is eye-opening.
"Dad, I warned you, tell you not to bother! If you don't listen, if you get hurt! That's it! Lin Fan kept picking up the clothes on his uncle's body.
Uncle Tang called: Stone, you too, except for the eldest brother, why are you working so hard!
Stone bowed and said, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! This is the negligence of the stone, this is the negligence of the stone.
"Dad, Uncle Tang, you guys are going to eat in the house!" Su Lan shouted:
The stone commanded: "Brothers, move the stools quickly, and let's go in and eat."
Tang Bo pulled the stool and said, "I'll sit on this and wait, and let me move it myself."
Fuxing called: Uncle, you come into the house, let me move the stool.
Except for the uncle, he looked at Uncle Tang and said: Let's go into the house, the children can have this heart, we should support it.
Lin Fan shouted: Xiaoqiang, you take these coffee tables to the back room.
Stone please: Except for uncle, Dad, please!
In addition to the uncle, he stretched out his left hand and saluted: Brother Tang, please! Everyone, please ······