Chapter 17: Don't Talk!
After sending Tang Wan home, Zhou Muyan walked home by himself, but met Xia Xiaoxiao who was sneaky over there halfway, to be honest, after Xia Xiaoxiao put her hair down, Zhou Muyan was really a little uncomfortable, and almost didn't recognize it.
And Xia Xiaoxiao scolded Zhou Muyan with his head and face: "Zhou Muyan, you are really inferior!" ”
Zhou Muyan was inexplicable.
But I heard Xia Xiaoxiao say in a few words over there: "I've been watching from behind, I'll let you take the initiative, why don't you take the initiative at all, what a good opportunity, lonely men and widows." ”
"You're stalking me?" Zhou Muyan understood.
"Ahem! Just drop by. Xia Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed.
"Follow the ghost road, your house has already passed."
"Can't I come out and buy something?"
"You really eat the radish first and worry about it."
"Please, I care about you."
"Thank you."
The two can quarrel with a few words casually, there is no sense of boundary at all, it is rare to be able to study at night today, Zhou Muyan wants to go home early to write two more chapters, and now Zhou Muyan's novel has been published on the Internet with 120,000 words, and the manuscript in his hand is also more than 100,000 words, which will probably be on the shelves in the next few days.
At this time, according to the plot of Zhou Muyan's novel, the protagonist has successfully left Xiangyang, became Jiangxia Taishou, and began to concentrate on the development of the right to a county, the advantage of the Three Kingdoms novel is that you can easily open a little gold finger and you can write tens of thousands of words, such as opening a little agricultural technology and then smelting technology, making a blower, and then arranging the Tang knife, and finally training special forces, so beautiful, eighty or ninety thousand words will be written.
Of course, the plot alone is definitely not enough to attract readers, if you want to attract readers, women must be indispensable, a woman with a bug like Liu Biao's wife can be a big cool point in 500,000 to 600,000 words, and before that, the protagonist has to have other women, and this woman can't be too casual.
So at this time, Liu Bei can appear on the stage, this year Liu Bei fled to Jingzhou with his two brothers and hit it off at first sight with the protagonist, the protagonist has an uncle, and Liu Bei has a virtuous nephew.
In fact, Zhou Muyan doesn't hate Liu Bei, but when he writes online articles these years, most of the authors are pro-Cao and slander Liu, although Zhou Muyan doesn't want to write Liu Bei too embarrassed, but the plot needs it, and Zhou Muyan can't help it.
In Zhou Muyan's plot, the protagonist and Liu Bei are neighbors, the protagonist holds the land of Jiangxia County, trains soldiers and farms, and masters 5,000 county soldiers on the surface, but in private he has already mastered 20,000 new troops, in addition to 2,000 Tang Dao special forces.
After Liu Bei came over, he was stunned when he saw Jiangxia's new appearance, and said with emotion that he couldn't imagine that there was such a paradise in Jingzhou, and it was 20,000 words here, mainly to write about Liu Bei's various shocks in Jiangxia, and all kinds of awesomeness of the protagonist, such as public toilets, such as distilled spirits.
For example, the people all praised the son for not closing his house at night after he came, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment.
Liu Bei couldn't help but shed tears after seeing this, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei asked, "Why is the eldest brother crying." ”
Liu Bei said, I originally wanted to find a place to settle down in Jingzhou, but now that Liu Cong is by my side, there is no place for me to live!
Such a refreshing feeling came, and at this time, the protagonist also had to give Liu Bei a gift to his uncle and nephew, find Liu Bei's three brothers to drink every day, and then have a good relationship with Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, so that these famous generals in the world can help him train for free, and then he can also give Zhao Yun over by the way, which is called borrowing.
On this day, the protagonist was drunk at Liu Bei's house and wanted to go to the toilet, but the ghost sent him to the backyard and saw a young woman, how beautiful she was.
Just when the protagonist's heart was moved, Liu Bei also came back drunk: "Why is the virtuous nephew here?"
So Liu Bei helped the protagonist to introduce, it turned out that this young woman who still had charm was the famous Mi family in history, and used a few hundred words to describe the various beauties of the Mi family,, the charm still exists, and she married Liu Bei at the age of fifty at the age of twenty, and when she was lonely, she met the protagonist and got out of control from then on.
The plot is almost 300,000 words written here, Zhou Muyan is in a hurry to go home to write a novel, but Xia Xiaoxiao doesn't like Zhou Muyan in such a hurry.
"Oh, don't you get annoyed with Tang Wan for so long, but you get annoyed after staying with me for a while?" Xia Xiaoxiao looked at Zhou Muyan angrily.
Zhou Muyan complained: "Can it be the same? ”
"How is it different, heavy color and light friends!"
"Hey, I'm just a heavy color and light friend, what's wrong!" Zhou Muyan said with a smile.
Xia Xiaoxiao was very angry, and planned to pinch it according to Zhou Muyan, but fortunately Zhou Muyan dodged it, Xia Xiaoxiao said angrily: "Please let me eat hot and sour noodles!" ”
"What beauty do you want, I'll invite you to eat?"
"If you don't invite me, I'll tell your mom that you're in love!"
"I see that you are pitiful, you can't afford to eat hot and sour noodles, so I have mercy and invite you to eat a meal."
"Hmph."
So the two of them had two bowls of hot and sour noodles in such an old place, and when Xia Xiaoxiao started hot and sour noodles, his voice was louder than Zhou Muyan's, and he also lied to Zhou Muyan for a bottle of Coke before leaving, Zhou Muyan now has two hundred yuan on his body, and it cost twenty a day.
During the meal, Xia Xiaoxiao kept asking Zhou Muyan and Tang Wan about getting along, Zhou Muyan said that the development was very good, Xia Xiaoxin, in fact, you could try to hold Tang Wan's hand just now.
"Too presumptuous, isn't it?" Zhou Muyan said.
"It's not presumptuous at all, okay, you have to be thick-skinned to chase girls!"
"What's the difference between that and the old rascal." Zhou Muyan said seriously.
Xia Xiaoxin Zhou Muyan was fake and serious, it was dark when he finished eating hot and sour noodles, the two went home together, and when they were separated, Xia Xiaoxiao suddenly stopped Zhou Muyan.
"No! Give it back to me next time my aunt gives you pocket money. Xia Xiaoxiao took out 100 yuan and handed it to Zhou Muyan.
Zhou Muyan was curious: "How do you know that I have no money?" ”
"Please, I don't know how much you spend a month? You cut your hair and cut your hair this month, and you are still pretending to be a big one, chasing Tang Wan? You don't have money to chase a fart girl! Xia Xiaoxiao said angrily.
Looking at the hundred yuan handed to him, and then at Xia Xiaoxiao, who was humming angrily under the street lamp, Zhou Muyan smiled, after many years, Xia Xiaoxiao has never changed, the two grew up together, and when they picked up a dime, they had to buy two pieces of candy to eat together.
"Why are you looking at me like this, why are you so panicked." Xia Xiaoxiao looked uncomfortable.
Looking at Xia Xiaoxiao's funny appearance, Zhou Muyan laughed: "Xiaoxiao, if I really can't find a wife in the future, then I'll live with you." ”
", you can't find a woman, I can find a man." Xia Xiaoxiao hurriedly interrupted Zhou Muyan's flesh.
Xia Xiaoxiao's height of one meter and six or five meters is a whole head shorter than Zhou Muyan's head, and Zhou Muyan rubbed Xia Xiaoxiao's head with a cap: "Little boy, can the man you meet be as good as me?" ”
"Your hair is messed up!" Xia protested slightly.
After playing like this for a while, Xia Xiaoxiao didn't feel anything wrong, but Zhou Muyan's movements suddenly froze.
"What's wrong?" Xia Xiao was curious.
"Ahem! Tiny, I seem to have touched it..."
"Don't talk!" Xia Xiaoxiao's face was crimson.