"Brother Bai, I just encountered a strange thing······" Fu Xing chewed his rice and said:

"What a strange thing!" Lin Fan rushed to say:

The stone looked around and called: There are many people here, let's talk in a different place.

Xu Banxian said: Brothers, let's go to the back.

The stone stood up and shouted, "Brothers, let's go."

"Young man, you let Jean! You let Jean! ”

As soon as the stone looked up, he saw an aunt walking over with a little boy in her arms.

He leaned sideways and called, "Auntie, slow down."

The aunt patted the child's back and said: My eldest grandson, he can't be idle for a moment, he will make trouble with me when he gets in bed, I can't resist him, I can only take him out for a walk.

Shi replied: "Children! It's all the same.

The aunt leaned in front of the stone and said, "My eldest grandson is naughty and not honest at all.

A piece of pork was sandwiched between the stones, and he shouted: Little brother, do you eat meat!

The child strained his face and hugged his aunt with both hands.

Shi smiled and said: Little brother, you are still shy!

The child kicked his feet and called, "Grandma, let's go······

"Smack!" All the rice in the stone bowl was poured on the ground.

"Stinky boy, your big brother's meal was kicked down by you, and you paid him the money for the meal." Aunt scolded:

Stone replied: It's okay, it's okay.

"Waiter, come over and clean up." Stone shouted:

"Brother Bai, are your hands so hot?" Fuxing asked:

The stone replied: It's not hot.

"Brother Bai, your hands ······" Lin Fan called:

Shi shouted: I just poured some soup on my hands!

"I'm sorry, young man! I'm sorry! The little kid is naughty, he stains your clothes······" Aunt apologized:

"It's okay, it's okay, the kid didn't mean to kick my rice down." The stone replied:

Aunt said: You take off your clothes, and I'll help you wash them.

Shi Xie said: Thank you, aunt! Thank you, Auntie! I'll wash it myself.

The aunt dragged the child and scolded: Bastard boy, apologize to the big brother!

The stone walked forward and shouted: No, no.

Shi continued: "Brothers, you go back and wait for me.

"Little brother, my stomach hurts, I want to go to the bathroom." A woman propped up her stomach and called:

The man replied: Miss is at her own convenience, Miss is at her own convenience.

The woman stood up and took two steps forward.

"Ouch! My feet. The woman rubbed her ankles and cried out:

The man approached the woman and asked, "Miss, what's wrong with you?"

The woman sighed and said: Little brother, my foot is twisted, can you help me go to the bathroom.

The man looked at the woman's chest and replied: I'll go, I'll go.

The woman called: Little brother, hurry up and pick me up.

The man took her hand and struggled to her feet.

The woman leaned on the man's shoulder and said, "Little brother, we have known each other for so long, and you haven't told me yet, what is your name!"

The man replied: My surname is Bai, and my name is Bai Juyi.

The woman answered: My surname is Wu, and my name is Wu Zetian.

"Miss, I'm not joking, my surname is Bai, gathering is the gathering of gathering, and righteousness is the righteousness of obligation." The man felt that the tone of his words was not right, and explained:

The woman smiled and said, "Your name is so interesting!"

"Miss, there is a bathroom in front, you can go in alone!" man says:

The woman whispered: My feet hurt, I can't walk.

Again: Aren't you hungry?

The man glanced at the woman in front of him, showed an adulterous smile, and responded: I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I want to eat steamed buns.

"What are you anxious about! I'll warm it up for you to eat. The woman said:

The man hugged her and said excitedly: You go this way.

"Oh no, I've been washing for so long, and I still can't wash it." The stone rubbed the clothes on his sleeves vigorously.

He straightened up, about to turn around.

"Bang" Bai Juyi, they crashed in together.

The woman's whole body hit the stone in the chest.

Bai Juyi hurriedly closed the door.

The stone pushed the woman away and called: Miss, what's the matter with you!

Bai Juyi shouted: You let her go.

"This big brother, you broke in inexplicably, and this sister crashed into my arms by herself······" 石 says:

Bai Juyi roared: You go out, go out.

The stone shouted: Get out of the way, get out of the way.

Bai Juyi moved his body and said: You stay inside, if you don't close the door, who can you blame!

Stone bowed and said, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Bai Juyi pulled the door and shouted: You go, you go.

He walked up to the woman, hurriedly took off the woman's clothes, and called: Miss, you have made my brother suffocate so hard······

"What a man! The private life is too indecent! Stone stood at the door of the bathroom and muttered:

"The woman spares her life, the woman spares her life."

The stone heard the conversation inside and muttered: What is the situation!

He leaned against the door and listened carefully.

There was a strange scream in the bathroom.

Stone raised his hand and wanted to knock on the door.

"Sir, are your relatives inside! Is he okay? ”

Shi was stunned and said: No, I ······

"You go in! We're all right. The woman led Bai Juyi out.

The stone looked forward, "Bai Juyi's face was blue and purple. ”

He grabbed Bai Juyi and asked, "Big brother, why did your face become like this?"

Bai Juyi pulled his face and said secretly: That beat me to a blue nose and swollen face.

"Yo hey!" Bai Juyi put his cheeks on his cheeks and shouted:

The stone asked rhetorically: Isn't she your wife?

"Who would dare to marry such a woman as a wife! Unless he's insane. Bai Juyi responded:

"Little brother, hurry up and sit down!" The woman sat at the end of the carriage and shouted:

Bai Juyi replied: I'm here.

"Why hasn't Brother Bai come here yet?" Xu Banxian walked back and forth, and asked:

Fuxing echoed: He has been gone for so long.

"He won't get lost!" 林凡 says:

"Brother Lin, what stupid words are you talking about! The White Brothers are not children, how to get lost on this train! Fu Xing argued:

Lin Fan continued: Not necessarily.

In case, he meets a beautiful woman.

No, a few······

Fu Xing shouted: Lin Fan.

Lin Fan responded: Am I wrong? Among the few of us, his woman's popularity - the best.

"Brother Lin, more is better than less, let his family know! You say, what will his family think! Xu Banxian said:

Lin Fan got up and said, "You guys are talking here, I'll go out and blow the wind."

Fuxing doesn't have a good airway: it's windy outside, and the sun is bigger.

"Brother Fu, you go with him, let's talk about the itinerary." Xu Banxian replied:

Fuxing replied: There's nothing to say! We'll be in Wuhan tomorrow, and when we get to Wuhan, we'll just go to Shanghai.

"Brother Fu, you don't have to worry, I'm afraid there is something else going to Shanghai!" Xu Banxian said:

"Brother Xu, why did you say this!"

Fuxing shouted: White brother sit, white brother sit.

"Brother Bai repeatedly emphasizes Wuhan, and I guess the focus is on Wuhan, not Shanghai." 徐半仙 says:

"Brother Lin, come in quickly, Brother Bai is back." Fu Xing looked behind him and shouted:

The stone said: Brother Xu's unique insights are really worth learning from our brothers.

"Brother Bai's praise! White Brothers! Xu Banxian continued:

"Brother Bai, it's good that you're back, I thought it would! You don't remember the way back. Lin Fan shouted:

"Brother Lin laughed, how could I not remember the way back! When I came back, I met a woman who beat a man to the point of crying daddy and mother······" Stone Returns:

"Brother Bai, have you dealt with this matter······?" Xu Banxian asked:

The stone replied: I didn't deal with it.

"That's right, we have a tight schedule this time, and we shouldn't cause trouble." Fu Xing replied:

"Brothers, I've worried you!" Stone Rites:

"Brother Bai, where did you go! You do things - brothers rest assured ······" Fu Xing continued:

"Brother Fu, why do you want to say things against your will! I'm just afraid that he's good-natured, and I'm afraid that he's going to be hard at hand in some things. Lin Fan interrupted:

Xu Banxian rushed and said: Brother Bai, we are afraid that you will make a mistake because of kindness.

"Stop, stop, stop, there is something in Brother Lin's words, since we have known each other, we have been advancing and retreating together, you don't tell me what to say today! I'm not done with you! The stone shouted:

Fuxing "aimed" at Lin Fan.

Lin Fan buried his head and said nothing.

Xu Banxian said: Brother Bai, Brother Lin is afraid that you are too kind······

"Brother Xu, none of us are outsiders, what does he have to say! You let him speak for himself! Stone interrupted:

"Brother Bai, you didn't go and with other women!" Lin Fan called:

Stone smiled: With whom!

Lin Fan said: You and other women.

"A woman like Sister Sulan!" The stone pretended to be at a loss and said:

Lin Fan kept a straight face and did not make a sound.

The stone said, "How am I getting along with other women?" You should know best that Sister Su Lan is my loyal fan, and I have never done anything like that to Sister Su Lan.

You won't understand.

Lin Fan blushed, bowed and said, "I'm sorry!" I'm sorry! I'll never talk nonsense again.

"Okay, you can't talk nonsense in the future, especially, when you talk to my family, their nerves are more sensitive, if you don't say the right word, they will be suspicious, although they won't pay too much attention to this matter, and you can't use these things to stimulate them." The stone continued:

Lin Fan responded: Yes.

"Brother Bai, you just said that I have unique opinions······ Xu Banxian said:

"Brothers, let me first say to you - I'm sorry, I don't want to hide it from you, we didn't go to Shanghai to pick up Instructor Song this time, we went to Wuhan!" 石 says:

"Brother Bai, which one is this play!" Lin Fan was stunned and said:

Stone explained: At first! My eldest brother told us to go to Shanghai, and it wasn't until before we left for us that he called me and told me that he had changed his address and asked us to wait in Wuhan.

He told me to keep the matter a secret.

"Brother Bai, since you want to keep it a secret, why are you telling us!" Fu Xing replied:

Shi continued: There should be no secrets between our brothers.

It's just that two days ago at home, I couldn't speak.

"Brother Bai, you trust our brother so much, our brother will definitely not let you down." Lin Fan replied:

Stone smiled: I didn't think about - disappointment, I thought - hope.

"Brother Bai, when I went to the toilet in the morning, the person I met in the middle kept making me feel uneasy······ 福星 says:

Stone asked: What does it feel like?

Fuxing replied: I can't say it, it just feels weird.

The handkerchief she uses is almost exactly the same as the bag you pick up.

"Is it the same with painting?" Stone asked:

Fu Xing replied: Yes.

Xu Banxian continued: What a bag!

The stone took out the bag and said, "This is it."

Xu Banxian tore open the bag and shouted: The person on the painting is not like Chinese.

Lin Fan sighed: It's so beautiful!

"Brother Lin, don't be stupid!" Fuxing shouted:

The stone muttered: So, that person is also from the island.

"It's not absolute! He is Chinese, and he can also go out to study or do business, or move and so on. Fu Xing continued:

"Whoever he is! Let's take extra precautions, and one more thing, I must reiterate, you can't go to the guy until you have to. The stone replied:

Everyone said: We know.

Stone said: Everyone lie on the train and squint.

"Brother Bai, you've been talking for so long, you're not thirsty!" Lin Fan continued:

The stone replied: If you want to drink water, you can say.

"I want to drink water, and so do my brothers! It's still early, a few of us have nothing to do here, there are a lot of people over there, we might as well go over there and join in the fun. Lin Fan replied:

The stone said: Your drinking water is fake, and it is true that you want to go over there to play.

"Whether it's true or not, it's not easy for us to come out, why don't we take this opportunity to have a good show!" Lin Fan responded:

The stone argued: I'm afraid that there will be too many people······

"Brother Bai, I want to go over and drink saliva." Xu Banxian interrupted:

The stone answered: Do you want to ······

"Brother Bai, if we don't make trouble, we will be fine if we drink saliva in the past." Fu Xing called:

The stone thought for a moment and said, "Then let's go!"

Lin Fan smiled and said, "Brother Bai, you go first."

The stone took steps, step by step······