Chapter Twenty-Four: A Talented Woman's Trick
"Su Gongzi, Su Gongzi, wake up, you can't die." Seeing that Su Li's face was covered with blood, and the takeaway was swollen with a large bag, Manager He couldn't help but ask with concern.
Su Li waved his hand, wiped the blood on his face, sat up, and said with a relieved smile: "Manager He bothered, after Miss Yi lost the battle just now, she had to be punished to dry your clothes with Manager He, but while drying, she couldn't be annoyed for a while, so she threw a pebble over coldly." ”
He sighed and said, "However, it's okay to let Miss Yi lose her anger, and she won't do anything to you and me anymore." Xiao Su I suffered this little injury, if I can keep Manager He safe, it is really nothing. ”
Manager He patted Su Li, and said with tears in his eyes: "Master Su, no, Brother Su, you are so righteous and awe-inspiring, He Mou treated you as a scumbag before, and he really blinded my dog's eye." This time I will recommend you to the landlord! ”
He paused slightly, as if he remembered something, and said, "But then again, in fact, this time I was supposed to come to the first-order killer to inspect another month and a half later, and it was also on the order of the landlord to call me to inspect in advance." ”
What a person who knows neither martial arts nor brains, Su Li heard the first half of the sentence, and laughed in his heart, but after hearing it, his face was like gold paper, and he couldn't speak for a long time, weird! How could a dignified landlord care about the evaluation of a first-order killer.
Su Li's expression slowly became serious, could the person behind Hua Yiwei be the owner of the Guyi Building? And he sent Chief He to come, is it also a temptation for me?
I was thinking to myself,
I saw that the two sets of clothes of myself and Mr. He were clustered into a ball and were thrown in by Yun Yi heavily.
Su Li was hit by the front of the two pieces of clothes, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Miss Yi, folded into a square, folded into a triangle, what's wrong with stacking?" I want to fold it into two "balls" and throw it in, Brother Su, I have always been dull, but I will misunderstand Miss Yi's intentions. ”
Yun Yi was such a smart character, he immediately understood, and scolded shyly and angrily: "Adulterous thief! You're going to be crazy! Thinking about it again, I thought about why I lost to Su Li yesterday. In fact, the two of them were originally at the level of half a catty and eight taels, almost the same, how could the couplet come to the back, Su Li did everything, what seven meat and eight vegetarian references, up to the twin peaks, down to the essence worm, the mouth was unobstructed, and the Yicai girl said that her face was red and her ears were hot, and she scolded him in her heart for being a scum a hundred times.
In this way, the two people who were already about the same level, because Yicai Nu was an ancient woman after all, and she was not bold enough to take the initiative to involve sensitive areas, so whoever was more shameless would win. This is exactly what the so-called shameless people are invincible!
Mr. He sat on the side, seeing that Yun Yi's voice was still murderous, he was worried about Su Li, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Miss Yi, don't misunderstand the good guy, Brother Su, under his unruly appearance, there is actually an incomparably frank and righteous heart, although he is low-key and modest on weekdays, but his character and talent are indeed worthy of the first gentleman of Daqi." ”
Su Li has never been accustomed to other people's sycophants, but Manager He seems to have pinched his own seven inches, and this sycophant actually made him feel comfortable and relaxed.
Yun Yi stood outside the curtain and snorted coldly: "Frank? The first gentleman of Daqi? Mr. He laughed, if he was extremely shameless and thick-skinned, he really no one could stand out, I see, it's almost the same to call him the first demon of Daqi. ”
"Miss Yi, if you lose the competition, you lose, and it's useless to be angry." Su Li sneered, and Manager He also said on the side: "Yes, although Miss Yi is defeated, she is still glorious." ”
Yun Yi listened to the two singing and harmonizing, and he was angry, if it weren't for Su Li's undressed, he couldn't wait to enter the cabin immediately, beat Su Li, and said with a slight anger on his face: "You don't have to be proud of the lewd thief, the so-called things are only three, now I admit that I can't compare to you when I play dice, and I can't even lose the poetry, if you have the ability, you even won my last mastery, I will serve you!" ”
This chick's competitiveness is really not ordinarily strong, but even if you are not lucky, Lao Tzu wants to conquer you this time, Su Li shook his head with a smile and said: "Miss Yi is too simple, the so-called smart people don't make loss-making deals, you insist on me comparing with you, if there is no color, why should I wade into troubled waters again?" "In fact, I thought in my heart, even if you win this time, then even if we win two out of three games, we will be invincible.
Yun Yi was anxious to try again, "Do you want a lottery?" After thinking for a moment, he said, "That..." In that case, if Yun Yi and I lose to you, a thief, again, I will ...... I promised you one condition. ”
"Any conditions?"
"Well, any condition is fine!" Yun Yi's face was firm, as if only this time, he would definitely not miss.
This request is really hard to refuse, Su Li swallowed his saliva, his beautiful mind no longer knew where to fly, laughed, opened the curtain, and walked out of the cabin.
But I didn't realize that the two of them went out to compete, and they continued to wear clothes there, and scolded in their mouths: "Yaya, you can't button this button!" ”
Yun Yi saw Su Li walk out suddenly, and thought that this lewd thief had come out without getting dressed, so he was shocked in his heart, and he was busy shyly not looking around.
"Miss Yi thinks I'm such a casual person, Xiaosheng is wearing clothes." Su Li smiled.
Yun Yi turned back cautiously when he heard this, and scolded in his heart, if you are not casual, there will be no casual people in the world. said lightly: "Don't be complacent too early, you must know that in this third competition, Xiao Yi has not lost since he was born." ”
Su Li calmed down and thought about it, should this girl be more red than any embroidery girl with herself, if so, she would really lose to her.
Yun Yi saw Su Li's hesitant expression, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, do you think I'm as despicable and shameless as you?" This competition has nothing to do with firewood, rice, oil and salt, embroidered female red. Speaking of which, not only do you will, but you are also born with an advantage. ”
Damn, this girl has nothing to do and scold me for being "despicable and shameless" to relieve my anger, isn't it just that when I was staring at the sunrise in the early morning, I saw your jade body by the way, besides, I also protected you from being seen by the obscene Manager He, you don't thank me for being sorry for me.
Thinking like this, he suddenly saw Yun Yi gradually leaning towards him,
"Wait."
The tall twin peaks almost leaned against him,
"Miss Yi, you are..." A faint fragrance was mixing Su Li's snort through Yun Yi's thin white clothes, and a small hand as warm as jade actually hooked herself, and she took herself a few steps diagonally.
Obediently, Yun Yi, this girl is not planning to compete with herself, now, I am going to lose completely, Su Li couldn't help but sigh. But when I think about it, no, I've only known people for a day, and my feelings haven't accumulated to a certain extent; What's more, Manager He is also here, and it's always bad to do these things that make human beings privately.
"Well, a little bit below, a little bit more." Su Li wanted to think about it, do it, hold Yun Yi's little hand, and explore downward, indescribably "pure".
"Whore, don't hurry up and put your hands on this table, let's wrench our wrists!" Yun Yi's face turned red, and he said with hatred.
Su Li was stunned for a moment, wrenching his wrist? Did you hear me right, the talented girl said that she wanted to compete with me for a wrist wrestle?
Su Li raised his head, but saw that Yun Yi was angry and anxious, his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of fog, looking at his eyes, he almost looked like he was about to cry, it seemed that "wrenching his wrist" was indeed a thing.
But then again, it's good to be a talented woman, but when will "wrenching the wrist" become her strength.
"Miss Yi, since this is the case, then Xiao Sheng will do it, Xiao Sheng will try to be as light as possible and not hurt the girl. Ouch, look at this little white hand. Su Li took this opportunity to touch Yun Yi's little hand that was as tender as a lotus arm, and played with it.
Yun Yi is a very smart character, and he has seen everyone in the Guyi Building, so it's not strange. However, Su Li's "weird" is not only better than himself, but also does not play cards according to the routine at all, and he can't guard against it. Usually, who dares to treat her like this in the Gu Yi Building, this Su Li is not a villain, but he is definitely not a gentleman, and he was said to be red and uneasy several times a day.
"Obscene thief, nonsense, I'll count "three" and start comparing! Don't think about anything else. Yun Yi looked at Su Li timidly this time, lest he do something he didn't expect.
"Three." Su said, jokes, what kind of strategy do I need to think of to wrestle with the chick?
"Two." According to the biological structure, this little hand does not look like it has much strength.
"One!"
Ouch hey, this chick grew up eating Sanlu milk powder! The strength of the hands is surprising! Born a strange woman!
Su Li didn't expect Yun Yi's hand strength to be so strong, and he almost knocked him down at the beginning, it seems that this chick's trick is really powerful, it can really be said to be back to basics, back to wildness!
However, the off-road girl, the more you want to conquer!
Su Liyun picked up the three successes that Grandma Xue passed on to him, and poured his strength into his palm, but he didn't know how to swing the posture of wrenching his wrist, his skill always couldn't lift his wrist, and his strength always just reached his forearm, and it was leaked like a mud cow entering the sea. No wonder this chick said that she had never lost, and it turned out that she had researched such a method, so that others could not use it no matter how much internal strength they had!
Between the stalemate between the two sides, whoever loosens his anger will lose, Su Li can't spare his strength, and he doesn't want to uncover the bandage, as he said, he has to rely on his own strength to conquer this chick!
The two of them stared at each other, but neither of them could speak, Su Li did a lot of strange words, Yun Yi knew that he was scheming, and when he got to the back, he simply closed his eyes and concentrated on wrenching his wrist.
Su couldn't speak, couldn't see, couldn't move, and the two were frozen together for a while, motionless, and after half a sound, they were about to sweat.
What a Yun Yi, if you lose to you with a wrist wrench, then don't fucking mess up! Just let Yu Lian get a headshot!
Su Li made up his mind, so he fought hard, his face was as swollen as a pig's liver, and he struggled to maintain it with his will.
Yun Yi's face was also red, his cheeks were hot, and he remembered that those third- and fourth-order masters who were twice as big as Su Li's size had all failed miserably in his own hands, but Su Li, a little first-order killer, was still in a stalemate with himself, and he forced himself to use all his strength, and he couldn't help but admire Su Li in his heart.
I don't know how long it took.
When the two of them fought to the most intense and the endurance of both sides had reached the limit, Su Li sighed, I am afraid that this game will inevitably lose.
"Miss Yi, do you have any other pants here, I can't button the pants you gave me!" Lao He was carrying his unbuttoned pants, and his voice came from far and near.