"Crackle Crackle"

"Happy New Year, brothers! I wish you all a safe, healthy, and healthy new year······" The stone held the bowl and said:

"Helper, I wish you a new year backgammon, a magpie every year, and a father to be old." The sixth master interrupted:

The stone refused: No, no, no, magpies can be called, but when you are a father, you can't be old, I have two or three children enough.

"The helper is a hero, and the sons born must be heroes, and the helper is young, and he has twenty or thirty sons—it's definitely not a problem." The brothers discussed:

"Too much, too much, how can I stand so much!" Stone Returns:

The sixth master responded: Not much, not much, Mrs. Ling is still young, you have one a year, twenty or thirty, it is easy for you, very easy.

The stone continued: Why don't you husband and wife give birth!

The sixth master said: How can I compare with you! You ······

"No shame! What is it to show off having a baby! It's not even yet! Lin Fan muttered:

"Lin Fan, why are you ashamed to have a child!" 徐半仙 says:

Suddenly, everyone looked at Lin Fan.

Lin Fan said hesitantly: No, I haven't seen you, if you have a child, you have to take it out and say it.

The sixth master said: Today's New Year, I deliberately found a topic, and I let everyone be happy.

"The topic is wrong, and someone climbs up the pole." Lin Fan responded:

"Lin Fan, what do you mean!" Fuxing Says:

"I kind of get it, he's suggesting to me that it's New Year's and I don't want to—blush." Stone called:

Lin Fan replied: You are "blushing", and I am not afraid.

"Lin Fan, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, the table is full of wine and meat in the gang, and you are lying under the table!" 徐半仙 says:

"Old man Xu, what kind of turn are you turning! If you want to scold me for being a dog, you scold me, I'll learn from a dog and let you see (Lin Fan slapped Xu Banxian)! ”

The deputy gang leader grabbed Lin Fan's hand and said, "Brother Lin, you have grown capable."

"Deputy gang leader, you saw it, he scolded me first." Lin Fan replied:

"Brothers, you can testify that you were the first to stir up the trouble." Xu Banxian continued:

Lin Fan said: What do I pick! I said you weren't allowed to talk about the child!

The stone said, "What's wrong with the child?" You don't have children!

"I didn't! I don't have an island kid like you. Lin Fan replied:

"Lin Fan, what nonsense are you talking about! The eldest brother is Chinese, and the child is the Chinese species. Fuxing shouted:

The stone kept his head down, grabbing his hair with one hand.

"Brother Lin, it's good that the child is Chinese! It's an island country! He must be a good man in the future, his father is so heroic! His mother was so virtuous and kind! Moreover, the grievances of the previous generation, it does not have much to do with the next generation······" Commander Ji says:

"I'm just talking." Lin Fan muttered:

"What do you say! You're not as loud as someone else farting. Xu Banxian shouted:

"Brother Xu, today is the New Year." Deputy Captain Zeng shook his head and shouted:

Lin Fan buried his head and said silently: You dare to yell at me.

"Brothers, on the occasion of this New Year, let's raise our bowls and drink a bowl together." The deputy gang leader stood up and shouted:

Fuxing continued: This proposal is good, let's do it.

"Come, come, come, help, let's do it." Company Commander Ji called:

The stone picked up the bowl and replied: Dry.

"Madame Helper, what else do you want to bring?" Huang Ma asked:

Keiko touched her stomach with both hands and said, "Don't bring it, I'll be back after a while."

"What if your dad won't let you come back!" Huang Ma responded:

Keiko looked at Huang Ma and said, "Huang Ma, you are talking too much!"

"Yes, yes, yes, the servant should not be too talkative." Huang Ma bowed and said:

"Big brother, you and your sister-in-law go to Lugou Bridge, can we discuss it again!" Xu Banxian called:

Shi Ying said: This matter has been decided, there is no room for negotiation, you just stay on the mountain and be on guard.

"Helper, I think! You shouldn't go to see Yamamoto. Company Commander Ji said:

"Company Commander Ji, whether it's appropriate or not, I'll go down and try it to find out." The stone continued:

"Helper, I think the same thing as Company Commander Ji, I don't approve of you going down the mountain." The deputy gang leader said:

"I said it, this matter will not be discussed again, I will go down the mountain with Keiko in a while." The stone replied:

"Helper, it's dangerous for you to go to see Yamamoto alone." The deputy gang leader was worried:

The stone argued: Isn't it dangerous if there are too many people?

"More people, at least there will be care." The Five Masters Say:

"Brothers, don't worry, I'll accompany Keiko to see Yamamoto, no matter what! I am his son-in-law, and Keiko is his biological daughter. Stone says:

"Big brother, I advise you not to go." Xu Banxian persuaded:

"Helper, I also advise you not to go, you can't change General Yamamoto······" Yamaguchi Says:

Shi replied: I don't want to change him, I just went down the mountain to meet him, a son-in-law and father-in-law.

"You're right, you're right, why didn't he come to see you on the mountain!" Fu Xing replied:

"Brother Fu, why do you ask knowingly!" 石 says:

"Big brother, it's okay if you go, you let everyone follow you." Fuxing Says:

The stone said, "Come with me, and they'll catch them all······

"But!" Fu Xing was stunned and said:

"Helper, Madame Ling is waiting for you outside the cave door." A soldier said:

"Brothers, I'm leaving, these days, you have to take care of the mountain." The stone stepped in and shouted:

The sixth master shouted: Helper, think twice.

"It's useless to think about it, he's bent on leaving, who can stop him!" 林凡 says:

Company Commander Ji exhaled and exhaled······

"Company Commander Ji, Deputy Captain Zeng, you and I will go down the mountain." Fuxing shouted:

"Brother Fu, the helper didn't let us go down the mountain, we rushed down the mountain······" Company Commander Ji replied:

"So far, we can't manage that much." Fu Xing replied:

"Second brother, I'll go down with you." Lin Fan shouted:

"Brother Fu, we will go down with you." The deputy gang leader said:

"Stop, the safety of the mountain is very important, when the helper left, he told us to watch the mountain, we don't watch the mountain! How can we live up to what the helper said! Fu Xing called:

The deputy gang leader replied: We all stayed in the mountains······

"Brothers, everyone come around, everyone ······ like this" Fuxing shouted:

"You stop, it's not easy to walk here, I'll carry Keiko on my back - it's okay." Stone shouted:

Jiaofu Qi said: Helper, let's be careful!

The stone put on Keiko and said, "The snow on the road is so thick, how can you be careful!"

Keiko lifted the face towel.

A cold wind blew in the face.

Keiko hurriedly plugged the face towel.

"Keiko, you come down, I'll carry you." 石 says:

"Stone, let them carry me! I was so cold that I couldn't lift my feet. Keiko responded:

The stone muttered: Good is good.

It's just ······

"Stones, let them carry them!" Keiko said coquettishly:

Stone shouted, "Two brothers, Keiko will have to bother you······

"You're welcome!" The palanquin man replied:

The stone stretched out his hand and called, "Two brothers, slow down."

"Brothers, have you brought any weapons?" Commander Ji says:

Brothers said in unison: Take it.

Deputy Captain Zeng shouted: Everyone look to the left······

"Vice Captain Zeng, you just let them go." Fuxing Says:

Vice Captain Zeng shouted: Brothers, let's go.

"Deputy gang leader, the gang depends on you." Fu Xing called:

The deputy gang leader replied: Brother Fu, take care of yourself on the road!

"Brother Fu, you must not shoot at the enemy first, the eldest brother is on their side, they are really ······" Xu Banxian advised:

"Brother Xu, don't worry! We won't shoot until we have to. Fu Xing moved around and replied:

Xu Banxian continued: So good!

"Second brother, you let me go!" Lin Fan begged:

Fuxing said, "You stay on the mountain and wait for us."

"Brother Fu, you take the eldest brother's gift down." Xu Banxian shouted:

Fuxing replied: I remember.

"Brother Xu, let's go back to the room, or ······" 山口 says:

"Just finished breakfast, let's go to the mountain gate to have a look!" Xu Banxian interrupted:

"Brother Xu, it's cold and snowy outside, you and Mr. Yamaguchi go back to the room, and our brothers will arrange the work of guarding the mountain gate." The deputy gang leader shouted:

Xu Banxian replied: Deputy gang leader, during this time, I was bored in the house every day······

"Brother Xu, on this snowy day, we can't even move our feet, where do you fall when you go out······ The six masters called:

"Sixth brother, why are you talking!" The deputy gang leader shouted:

Xu Banxian continued: The sixth master is right, I am older, and my legs and feet are not as sharp as yours, if I fall on the way, I will add trouble to everyone.

"Brother Wang, let's go." The five masters reminded:

The deputy helper said: Brother Xu, let's go!

Xu Banxian replied: Deputy gang leader, pay attention on your way.

"Brother Lin, aren't you going to guard the mountain gate?" Yamaguchi asked:

Lin Fan replied: What am I going to do! It's cold and thin outside, and there's no fire outside······

"Look at his dead face! Let's go, let's ignore him. Xu Banxian pulled the mountain pass and said:

Lin Fan slapped his thigh and scolded: Dead old man, if I don't beat you for a day, you'll have itchy skin, right?

Xu Banxian and Shan didn't go back, and kept walking towards the entrance of the cave.

"Dead old man, you still ignore me, I'll go to the room to play with you." Lin Fan stood up and muttered:

"Brothers, the road is full of snow, you go slowly." 福星 says:

"Brother Fu, we are walking so slowly, how can we catch up with the helper!" Vice Captain Zeng responded:

Fuxing replied: We don't drive them!

"We don't drive them, what do we do when we come down!" Deputy Captain Zeng continued:

Fuxing said, "Let's follow them and watch them!"

"Deputy Captain Zeng, let's go to the mountain next to the Lugou Bridge to hide, and we will act when the opportunity arises." Commander Ji says:

Deputy Captain Zeng replied: We are a few miles away from the other side of the bridge······

"If we don't hide, what else can we do!" Company Commander Ji called:

Deputy Captain Zeng sighed: I hope the helper can turn evil into good fortune!

"Old man Xu, open the door." Lin Fan shouted:

"Brother Lin, you wait!" Yamaguchi turned to open the door.

Xu Banxian grabbed the mountain pass and said, "You let him stand outside."

"It's so cold, he's in a hurry, he's ······ like last time" Yamaguchi argued:

Xu Banxian opened the mountain pass and called: You let it!

"Old man Xu, open the door quickly." Lin Fan shouted:

Yamaguchi gestured and said, "Brother Xu, you are ······

Xu Banxian booed: Shhh······

"Old man Xu, on a snowy day, you shut me out, I'll go in later, I won't clean you up, I'll take your surname." 林凡 says:

"Brother Lin, everyone is a brother, Brother Xu is joking with you! You're serious! Yamaguchi replied:

Lin Fan continued: Mr. Yamaguchi, you are different from Old Man Xu, you are a person who knows how to measure, you open the door.

Yamaguchi said: I can't drive it.

"If you don't open the door, I'll kick it." Lin Fan replied:

Yamaguchi said: Brother Lin, don't kick it······

"Bang"

"Brother Lin, I told you not to kick." Yamaguchi rushed over to Fu Lin Fan.

Lin Fan lay on the ground and shouted: Ouch! Ouch!

"Lin Fan, your flying legs are too powerful, and today opened my eyes." Xu Banxian smiled:

Lin Fan held back his strength and stood up.

He ran towards Xu Banxian.

Xu Banxian avoided Lin Fan.

Lin Fan pressed Xu Banxian on the bed with one hand.

Yamaguchi shouted: Brother Lin, you are calm, calm.

"When he does something immoral, how can he not be calm!" Lin Fan replied:

"I never do anything immoral, I just let go of the door, and you just kicked the door empty······" Xu Banxian replied:

"I'll let you quibble! I'll let you quibble! Xu Banxian pinched Xu Banxian vigorously.

"Brother Lin, you pinch Brother Xu like this, when the helper comes back, how can you explain to the helper!" 山口 says:

Lin Fan put down his hand and said: Old man Xu, I let you go today, you made me fall, I pinched you a few times, and we evened it.

"Lin Fan, you can't die well······" Xu Banxian scolded:

"If you scold again, I'll fight with you today." Lin Fan pointed at Xu Banxian and said fiercely:

Xu Banxian touched his body and groaned: Ah! Yes!

"Brother Xu, I'll give you some medicine." Yamaguchi Says:

Xu Banxian replied: You take out the bottle of safflower oil in the drawer.

"Helper, we're finally down." A coquettish man smiled and said:

The stone bowed and said, "Thank you for your hard work, hard work······

"Gang leader, the two of us have made such a little effort, you have made such a big gift, how will we mix in the gang in the future!" Jiaofu continued:

The stone smiled: Hehe······

"Helper, ······ above" The husband on the side called:

The stone shook his head at the husband.

The husband on the side said: Helper, shall we continue to carry Mrs. Ling away!

The stone waved his hand and replied: Let's go!

"Madame Helper, sit tight." Jiaofu shouted:

As he walked, the stone said silently, "I told them to stay on the mountain, and what did they do with them?"