The second time the wild monkey cherry apprenticeship on the drum flea time to lose the festival

It is said that Xue Yong and Shen Di competed, and the battle was more than forty times, and Xue Yong was defeated. As soon as the two of them stopped holding their hands, suddenly a thin black shadow ran towards Xue Yong, a little woman, ragged, kneeling to the ground, kowtowing: "Meet the master and ask the master to teach the immortal stick method." ”

Xue Yong took the stick and looked at it, it turned out to be a cherry. Xue Yong said with a smile: "What immortal stick method!" My practice of boxing, sticks, and knives is all family traditions, not some fairy stick method. Cherry said: "The one who dares to fight against the three young owners is the fairy stick method." Shen Di said: "Okay, you are a female doll, you don't practice female red at home, but you come here to shout, what kind of fairy stick method do you want to practice!" Cherry argued, "Didn't you call me a wild monkey?" Since I am a monkey, what kind of female celebrity I practice, I just need to practice stick! Shen Di said: "In the past, the old martial artist taught sticks, but I didn't see you coming. What kind of immortal stick method do you want to practice today? Cherry pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "That old martial artist makes the stick slow and soft, does he dare to fight against the three young owners?" Shen Di scolded with a smile: "What kind of bastard are you talking about, Hugh has to talk nonsense!" The old martial artist had passed away when I crossed the cross, how could I fight him? Cherry didn't make a sound, but she fell to the ground and begged Xue Yong to teach the stick method.

Xue Yong stepped forward and went to help the cherry, but he couldn't help it up a few times. Helpless, Xue Yong had no choice but to accept this apprentice. Xue Yong's boxing, sticks, and knives were taught by his officer's grandfather, and there was nothing fancy, but it was practical to go into battle. Cherry followed Xue Yong to practice sticks, and more than a dozen Zhuang guests also came to practice martial arts, and the martial arts arena became lively again.

It is said that Song Jiang broke Fang La, and the army was a class teacher. When he returned to Hangzhou, Lu Zhishen sat down in Liuhe Temple. Wu Song folded his arm, he was already a wasted person, and he did not want to enter the court, so he stayed in Liuhe Temple to become a monk. Lin Chong, Yang Xiong, and Shi Qian stayed in the Liuhe Temple due to illness and taught Wu Song to watch.

Before Song Jiang set off, Yang Xiong died first due to back sores, so he did the ritual in the temple and took him to the cemetery in the west of the city to bury it; Shi Qian died after agitating the intestines, leaving Lin Chongfeng paralyzed in bed. In the middle of the night, Shi Qian kept rolling and moaning, and suddenly saw him screaming loudly, whimpering and dying. When the morning dawned, Song Jiang came to see that Shi Qian was dead, and ordered him to do a ritual in the Liuhe Temple to help him surpass the undead, only to see his undead flickering and ascending to the sky. At noon, Song Jiang called people to go outside the temple, found two farmers, drove an ox cart, loaded a coffin, a tombstone, and planted a white flag. Instructed the farmer to take him to the cemetery in the west of the city, dig a pit next to Yang Xiong's grave, and bury Shi Qian. Song Jiang and Lu Junyi immediately led the army out of Hangzhou, and the Wangjing Division marched.

Not to mention Song Jiang. But he said that the two peasants, driving the ox cart, came to a street on the edge of the city. Walk through this alley and out of the city, which is the cemetery in the west of the city. Two farmers were driving the ox cart when they suddenly heard a strange noise and a faint moan. After searching for it a few times, I searched back and forth, left and right, only to realize that the sound seemed to come from the coffin. A farmer said, "Strange, isn't it the soul of the dead?" "Exactly: if you say a ghost, you will invite a ghost, and if you say a thief, you will invite a thief. Another farmer lifted the lid of the coffin and saw Shi Qian rolling and moaning in the coffin. The two farmers were so frightened that they cried out "eh", and they seemed to run away without a trace.

There are bold ones in the streets and alleys, gradually surrounding, gossiping, and amazed. There was an idler named Hou Si in the crowd, who used to make fun of others. As soon as Hou Siyi raised his eyes and caught a glimpse of a woman, he shouted loudly: "Widow He, come and see, there is a good man here." When they heard this, they all laughed. I saw a woman, in her thirties, who had picked up a burden and came over to see it. The woman's name was He Liuqing, which was originally the outer room of Master Zhang, and she set up a room in this street and alley to raise her, and the neighbors called her Master Zhang's family. Seven or eight years ago, Master Zhang died, and everyone gradually changed their minds and called her a widow. After Master Zhang died, she had no support, so she found a pharmacy in the streets and alleys as a helper, and boiled medicine and delivered medicine for people every day. This morning, I boiled up the medicine, picked a burden and sent it to each family, and then took back the empty medicine jar.

Widow He said: "Bah, you are self-inflicted, dare to lie to the old lady, see if I don't tear your mouth!" This black coffin, where is a good man? Hou Sidao: "Who dares to lie to you, you are not afraid of the shrew, but the man is afraid of you." Look into the coffin, you're not a man! Widow He approached and looked into the coffin, and there was indeed a man with thick eyebrows and bright eyes. Widow He wondered: "Is this person dead or alive, how did he lie in the coffin?" Hou Sidao: "I was dead before, and I was put in a coffin, and I was going to be pulled out of the cemetery outside the city and buried." I never thought that when I pulled here, I somehow returned my soul and came back to life. Widow He said: "I don't know if I really came back alive, or if I came back to the light, I lived and died." Hou Si smiled and said: "There is medicine in your medicine jar, it is better to pour him into it indiscriminately, maybe he can really come back alive." Widow He said, "What nonsense are you talking about? As the saying goes, you can't talk nonsense, and you can't take medicine indiscriminately! Hou Sidao: "You just feed him indiscriminately, if he dies, his life should be extinguished, pull him out of the city and bury it; If you live, you should not die. And thou shalt bring it home, and sleep with thou shalt sleep at night, shall thou not be happy? Widow He scolded: "Sleep you pinch birds." Pull to your house and sleep with you! When the widow said this, everyone laughed.

There were more than a dozen empty medicine jars, some of which had medicinal soup left, and Widow He randomly collected them into a medicine jar, daring to have a full jar. Widow He said, "God bless, teach me to save this man!" "From that time on, the medicinal soup will be poured into it. Shi Qian took the medicine, his stomach bulged, gurgling, and moaning more and more. Not long after, a big fart popped out of Shi Qian's fart, which was earth-shattering and sky-shattering. The cow was frightened and ran wild with the cart. Exactly: the thread falls into the eye of the needle, and the pie falls from the sky. When he passed in front of Widow Ho's house, he happened to turn the time upside down to the ground. The ox cart pulled the coffin and the tombstone and ran away, and disappeared in an instant.

Gradually, the crowd caught up and gathered around. At that time, he was turned upside down to the ground, and he screamed in pain, and pulled out a large pile of and urine. Everyone covered their mouths and retreated. Seeing that Widow He also caught up, Hou Si came to tease her again, and shouted loudly: "Isn't this fate? You see that he does not fall elsewhere, but falls in front of your house. Why don't you help him back into your house and sleep together at night!" And they laughed again.

Widow He first put the medicine jar and burden by the door of her house. Seeing that Shi Qian was prostrations and weak, and collapsed in a large pile of and urine, he scolded: "You pickled and perverted, lying in filth, you don't know how to get up!" "Stretch out your hand and pull Shi Qian up. Shi Qian was unsteady, leaned on Widow He, grabbed her shoulders, staggered, entered the house, and sat down on a chair. Widow He closed the door and tied it to the door, and there was a burst of laughter outside. Widow He divided five by two, stripped Shi Qian of his essence, brought a large bucket of clean water, and scrubbed his body for him. went upstairs and found a few old clothes of Master Zhang and put them on him. The filthy robe of the time will be washed and dried in the back. He took another bucket of water and scrubbed the table, chair, and floor.

Turning around, Widow He asked, "This master, I closed the door, and there are only you and me here." Tell you the truth, who are you? Shi Qian opened his mouth and said: "This sister-in-law, I can't hide it, I am a partial general of the Song Jiang Army, I was originally the leader of Liangshanbo, known as the flea on the drum Shi Qian, and the thief ......star on the ground" Widow He interrupted: "Look at you, you are not a good person, but you are called a thief star, it turns out that you are born a thief." Anyway, I'm a widow, you're a thief, and the king looks at mung beans, half a catty to eight taels, but it's a good match. I'm not a sister-in-law, but you call me a widow. I used to be the outer room of Master Zhang, the old man had been dead for seven or eight years, and the neighbors called me a widow, and I was used to hearing it. You call me my sister-in-law, I'm not used to it. Without further ado, let me ask you, how do you lie in a coffin? Shi Qian said: "I followed Song Gongming's brother to conquer Fangla, and the victorious class returned to the dynasty, but I was infected with intestinal sha in Hangzhou and died. Thanks to my sister-in-law's righteous rescue, I have to come back alive, and I thank you here. Widow He said: "Thank you, after all, your life is great, I poured medicine indiscriminately, and you can come back to life." You go to the side room to rest first, and I'll go to the pharmacy to find a real man and take a look with you. After that, Fu Shi moved into the side room next to him and slept down, and pulled a quilt to cover it. Then he went out, picked up the medicine jar and went to the medicine store.

The pharmacy is not far away, just diagonally across the door, a few steps away. Widow He first went to the back of the pharmacy, cleaned the medicine jar, and dried it. Then he walked back to the pharmacy in front and came to talk to Lao Langzhong. The two of them exchanged heads, only to see the old man say: "Wrap it on me, so you have fulfilled your wish." Widow He said secretly: "God bless, teach me to make my wishes come true!" Lao Langzhong followed Widow He to her house. The entrance is a hall house, and next to it is a side room. Lao Langzhong walked into the side room, saw Shi Qian lying on the bed, and when he stepped forward to look, he was shocked and said: "This man is evil!" After checking the pulse and looking at the tongue coating, he said, "You must let out blood and vent the evil spirit." So he went to Shi Qian's wrist, cut a cut, and put a bowl of black blood. Lao Langzhong still shook his head and frowned: "There must be a man and a woman, and the evil spirit can be exhausted." Widow He, only you can help this man! ”

When the old man left, Widow He tied the door, stripped herself naked, climbed into bed, and got into the bed. Shi Qian heard Lao Langzhong say that there must be men and women, and asked her to help, but I don't know how she can help? I saw her slipping into the quilt, and Shi Qian was collapsed and powerless at this time, so she had to be at her mercy. This is exactly what it is: Widow He designed the next set, and the drum was passively out of control; walked like a flying fairy in his life, but he was tragically beaten by a shrew. When the matter was finished, Widow He said, "Now you are my lord." My lord, let me ask you, where are you from, and where is your family now? Shi Qian gasped and said: "I am from Gaotang Prefecture, and I am not married. When Widow He heard this, she got out of bed, put on her robe, went out, and came back with incense, candles, and sweets. In the evening, five or six neighbors were called, incense and candles were lit, and candy was divided, and they moved from the side room when they were set up. Shi Qian was pressed by her, worshipped heaven and earth together, and poured the wine into his mouth. The crowd laughed.

After the neighbors left, He Liuqing moved upstairs and slept together in the main room. The next day, Shi Qian lay on the bed and pondered, this matter seemed to be on the way, and nothing was right. On the third day, he struggled to get off the ground, changed into his robe, and slipped out the door. The pharmacy was diagonally opposite, and He Liuqing saw it clearly, and he seemed to be running and blocked him back. He Liuqing said: "You slept with my mother, and you want to run away when you sleep?" No way! He Liuqing went out every day and locked the door outside. He Liuqing retrieved the medicinal soup every day and poured it into Shiqian to eat. On the tenth day, Shi Qian stopped taking decoction, and his body was much better, so he changed his robe, tied a rope, and slipped down from the upstairs window, but saw a dark shadow in front of him. When he looked up, he saw He Liuqing blocking him. He Liuqing scolded: "You have slept enough old lady, old lady has not slept enough with you." Anyway, you can leave me a seed! After another ten days, He Liuqing no longer locked the door, and said to Shi Qian: "If you want to go, just go, I can't stop you, I slept with you for 20 days, so I left your seed on my body!" Shi Qian panicked: "I only go out for a walk." He Liuqing said: "Whatever you want." ”

Time goes out every day, buys some cooked meat, fruits and vegetables outside, and eats them together at night. At first, He Liuqing didn't care, but suddenly remembered where he got the money! Then he scolded: "You pickled thief, how can you not die with a thief's heart, and always do those pickled things!" And now, I have thy seed in me, and I will give birth to thy son in the coming day. You are not afraid of me, I am afraid that my son will be pointed at and poked and eat stolen food, how do you tell me to behave? Why don't you make a decent living and stop stealing chickens and dogs! Time was speechless for a while, and he didn't dare to make a sound. On the thirtieth day, at the fifth watch, seeing He Liuqing sleeping soundly, Shi Qian tiptoed up, took off Master Zhang's old robe, put on his own robe, and slipped out of the door. He came to the city wall, waited at the corner of the wall until dawn, and opened the city gate. Out of Hangzhou City, Shi Qian let out a sigh of relief, relaxed, and said happily: "I finally got rid of that verbose shrew." ”

The sky was already bright, and I saw pedestrians in twos and threes, watching the time change from behind, covering their mouths and laughing. I didn't know what was going on, so I ignored it, and just took out a few coins from a passer-by. Since eating He Liuqing's scolding, he has not bought cooked meat, fruits and vegetables, and eats some vegetarian meals every day, and a bird fades out of his mouth. Looking all the way, I saw a hotel on the official road early. But see: in front of the door, there is a lookout rod, hanging a wine, floating in the air. Shi Qian entered the hotel, went to a seat on the throne, ordered a plate of beef, a plate of fruits and vegetables, and a pot of old wine, and ate there by himself. was eating happily, but saw a few bartenders talking to each other, looking behind him from a distance, eating and laughing. Shi Qian said: "But it's strange again." Come, bartender, and I will ask you, what are you laughing at me? The bartender came over, covered his mouth, and said with a smile: "Guest, look at what is written on your back." Shi Qian took off his robe, and saw twelve red characters embroidered on the back of the robe: "Liangshan moved with time, abandoned his wife and children, and was ungrateful." Shi Qian was startled, cold sweat broke out all over his body, and he secretly scolded in his stomach: "The vulture, I don't know when she will find someone to embroider and stain my collar robe!" He hurriedly wrapped his robe, grabbed it in his hand, and walked out of the hotel with a disgraced face. Just listen to a few bartenders laughing behind their backs.

When I returned home, I saw He Liuqing sneering: "Why did you come back?" Shi Qian said: "Why don't I come back, where do you teach me to go?" He Liuqing sneered: "You can go wherever you want, whatever you want." Who cares if you are a thief, an uncooked scumbag! Shi Qian said with a smile: "I have served you, and I will not leave." "He Liu Qingshi was enlightened by the immortals and saved the time. You must know that He Liuqing wants to stay, but when he moves, he wants to run, how can he escape!

The next day, He Liuqing went to the tailor's shop to retrieve the two new soap-colored robes, and asked Shi Qian to change them. He Liuqing said: "I know you don't like to wear that old man's old robe." "I went to the open space behind the house and burned Master Zhang's old robe. When He Liuqing went out, Shi Qian would move from the old robe embroidered with red letters, and he would also go to the back of the house and burn it. Since then, Shi Qian has stayed in Hangzhou.

About half a year later, Shi Qian suddenly remembered Lin Chong and Wu Song in Liuhe Temple, I don't know what happened to the two? I'm going to go to Liuhe Temple. He Liuqing followed, called Shi Qian to incense, and begged the Bodhisattva to bless the safety of the fetus in her womb. He Liuqing is a Taoist and does not worship the Bodhisattva. Shi Qian, He Liuqing came to the Qiantang River outside the city, only to see the beautiful rivers and mountains, the scenery is very, the wind is refreshing, and the water and sky are blue. In the Liuhe Temple, the head is the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and behind it are various palaces and monks' rooms. There is also a seven-story pagoda, which is octagonal in shape, graceful and generous. At the eaves of each layer outside the tower, there are one hundred and four iron bells hanging in total, which jingle when the wind comes. Between the cloisters of the outer wall of the tower, there is a niche and a Sumeru seat. The Sumeru seat is carved with all kinds of flowers, birds, animals, flying immortals, Kaling concubines and musicians. Flowers include pomegranate, lotus, treasure, peony, hibiscus, cockscomb, hydrangea, yueji, camellia, magnolia; Birds include phoenixes, peacocks, parrots, mountain magpies, and cranes; There are lions, unicorns, sinisters, hedgehogs, and rhinoceros. There are also back lines, moire, ruyi, and exquisite patterns of group flowers. On the third floor, there is the "Vajra Prajnaparamita Sutra" carved stone inlay between the walls.

When he moved into the temple, a monk saw it and said in surprise: "Isn't the donor a time to move?" Shi Qian said: "It's down." The monk flew as if to report to the elder, and Shi Qian followed him in, welcoming the elder out. The elder inquired and said, "The donor has worked hard from afar. Shi Qian said with a smile: "I live in Hangzhou today, and I came to the temple just to lift my feet, not hard." The elder replied, "What adventures have the benefactor had, and he is very fortunate to come back to life!" Shi Qian said: "The soul is still coming on the Huangquan Road, presumably my fate should not be extinct, and Lord Yan will not accept me." I'm coming to see Lin Chong and Wu Song, how are the two elder brothers? The elder said: "Zhongwu Lang Lin Chong is dead and buried in the cemetery in the west of the city. The temple built the Righteous Martyr Zhao and Zen Master Stupa to commemorate Lu Zhishen, which has not yet been completed. Qingzhong patriarch Wu Song sat in meditation, and it was inconvenient to meet guests. The donor is at his own convenience. Shi Qian said: "Zhongwulang? Has the court rewarded you? The elder said, "Yes, the court's reward has been given." ”

He Liuqing was beside him, and when he heard that Lin Chong had been crowned Zhongwulang, he asked anxiously: "Has the imperial court rewarded you, can you have a reward for my family?" The elder said: "The benefactor should be a general who died of illness in battle, and he was named a righteous festival." Now he is not dead, and he can be reassigned to Wu Yilang. This is a mundane matter, just ask the Hangzhou government to know. He Liuqing did not give up, and asked: "There is only a false title, no real position?" "He Liuqing only needs to find an errand and do things with peace of mind. The elder said, "I heard that if you are not dead, you can give you a real position." What position can be awarded, the female donor should ask the Hangzhou government. Widow He was overjoyed in her heart, and said secretly: "God bless, teach my man to give a real job." ”

Shi Qian burned incense, worshiped the Bodhisattva, and went to Tallinn to worship Lu Zhishen. The two of them walked out of the Liuhe Temple, walked a mile along the Qiantang River, and saw a temple still under construction in the distance, so they went to have a look. I saw the three words "Jinhua Temple" written on the main gate, and Shi Qian asked: "Wu Na is waiting to be recruited, is it a Taoist temple?" When the craftsman asked, he raised his head and replied: "Guest officer, it is the Taoist temple that is being cultivated." Shi Qian said: "What kind of immortal is enshrined on the case?" The craftsman said: "Enshrine the imperial gift Jinhua general Zhang Shun." Shi Qian exclaimed: "It turned out to be dedicated to Brother Zhang Shun." "Entering the temple, entering the main hall, I saw a few craftsmen sculpting the golden statue of Zhang Shun. When the time moved to the ground, I looked at the golden statue and worshipped. Widow Ho also knelt down and bowed. Out of the temple, Widow He said: "Are you a believer, a believer in Buddhism?" How to see the image and worship! Shi Qian said: "It doesn't matter if it's an immortal or a Buddha, I just worship." ”

The next day, Shi Qian wanted to go to the cemetery in the west of the city to worship Yang Xiong and others. He pinched his fingers and calculated, there were as many as 18 brothers who died or died in Hangzhou, namely Lin Chong, Lu Zhishen, Xu Ning, Suo Chao, Liu Tang, Mu Hong, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, Yang Xiong, Hao Siwen, Deng Fei, Bao Xu, Kong Ming, Hou Jian, Zhu Gui, Zhu Fu, Bai Sheng, and Duan Jingzhu. Lu Zhishen has a pagoda in Liuhe Temple, Zhang Shun is in Jinhua Temple, there are people to worship, there is no shortage of incense. In addition, 16 people are buried in the cemetery west of the city. Shi Qian prepared sixteen cooked chickens, sixteen plates of fruits and vegetables, and sixteen pots of wine, called three porters, and took them to the cemetery. Looking at the dense tombstones, Shi Qian secretly said in his stomach: "I'm ashamed, if I hadn't been rescued by He Liuqing, I would have been buried here." "Carefully checked, but found that Mu Hong's grave was empty, the tombstone was still standing there, but the grave pile was flat. Shi Qian worshipped one by one, and finally came to the grave of Brother Yang Xiong and cried, and even Brother Shixiu cried together.

When he came back, Shi Qian pondered all the way: "Strange, who is it that moved Brother Mu Hong's grave?" "I want to know what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.