The twenty-seventh episode of Ouyang Chuan's drunken anti-poem Empress Dowager Meng dotted the mandarin ducks randomly

It is said that Feng Qing and Jian Ping fought and fought to more than forty times, Feng Qingpu knocked Jian Ping's iron chain into the air, and raised the knife to look at Jian Ping's neck. Seeing that Jian Ping was about to become a ghost under Feng Qing's knife, he said that it was too late, but it was fast, only to hear Cherry shouting urgently: "Don't kill Brother Jian Ping!" ”

When Feng Qing heard this, he put away the knife and stood there. Jian Ping's iron chain has been lost, and he has no intention of fighting again. I saw him step forward, hugging Li Hongmei's body, crying and tearing his heart. When Cherry heard this, she felt uncomfortable. Cen Ziqiao came to persuade him, but Jian Ping ignored it. Suddenly, Jian Ping picked up Li Hongmei's body, looked at the seaside, came to a high cliff, jumped up, and jumped into the sea with Li Hongmei. Cherry screamed, rushed to the edge of the cliff, only to see a rocky reef under the cliff, waves hitting one wave after another, lapping the cliff and reef, I don't know where Jian Ping and Li Hongmei were washed away by the waves. Cherry was sullen and killed Li Hongmei, but lost Jian Ping's brother.

Cen Ziqiao led the local soldiers to the bottom of the cliff, but they couldn't find any trace of Jian Ping and Li Hongmei. Cen Ziqiao cherished Jian Ping and sighed again and again. Losing two heads in a row, if the pirates come to attack, who will lead the army to defend against the enemy? Shen Cherry and Feng Qing are really good, but they are Han Shizhong's people, and they will eventually return to Hangzhou. Cen Ziqiao didn't dare to hit Shen Cherry and Feng Qing's idea, but he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks!

Back on Zhoushan Island, Cen Ziqiao, Feng Qing, Cherry and a group of local soldiers ate wine and celebrated in the Changguo Mansion, and made a noise all night. Feng Qing has been a native soldier, he has been the head of the capital, and he sits at a table with all the native soldiers, like a fish in water. All the local soldiers came to flatter, boasting of their high martial arts and very easy-going people, not as reserved as Jian Dutou. Although Hongdutou is beautiful, he is not close to people, and he often scolds people. All the local soldiers came, and Yang Fengqing stayed for a few more days. Feng Qing was rejected by the central government, and promised to stay for a few days, and only after Cen Ziqiao reported to Shangguan and sent a new capital to resume his life. In fact, Feng Qing likes Zhoushan Island and wants to stay a few more days. Cen Ziqiao was overjoyed and thanked him again and again. He wrote a letter to General Han overnight, describing in detail the beginning and end of the killing of Li Hongmei and Jian Ping, commending Shen Cherry and Feng Qing for their merits, and teaching General Han to tell the Holy Lord and exempt Shen Cherry from exile. And it was written that because of the loss of the two capitals, there was no one to lead the army in Changguofu, so Feng Qing was temporarily stayed for a few days to prevent the pirates from attacking, and when the officials sent the new capital, Feng Qing was immediately released back to Hangzhou.

Cherry ate her meal hastily, and went back to her room to sleep, sullen. Why did Brother Jian Ping hug Li Hongmei's body and jump off the cliff together? When Cherry left Yingping Mountain, he followed Yang Lin, Xi Hong, and Jian Ping to Hangzhou Qinwang, Yang Lin, Xi Hong, and Jian Ping all died first, how could Cherry not sigh! Feng Qing came to knock on her door, but she ignored it. After sleeping all night, when he got up the next day, Cherry had returned to normal, resigned Cen Ziqiao and Feng Qing, took the letter, Cherry lifted the black iron rod, stepped on the black horse, and looked at Hangzhou alone. Galloping all the way, staying day and night, rushing for four or five days, when I returned to Hangzhou, it was the middle of October, and the weather was cold.

Han Shizhong was taken aback when he saw Cherry returning without permission. Cherry handed over Cen Ziqiao's letter and briefly talked about the affairs of Changguo Mansion. Han Shizhong said: "I see. Tomorrow I will enter the palace with you, and I will be sacred. The next day, Cherry entered the palace with Han Shizhong and met the saint. The saint read Cen Ziqiao's letter and said with great joy: "God has a saying, let General Shen collide and kill the female devil!" "Previously, the prefect of Chong'an had a twist and turn, and reported: Na Li Hongmei killed two small prisoners, escaped from Chong'an prison, and did not know where to go. The saint was immediately furious and dismissed the prefect of Chong'an from his post and investigated. Now I heard that the cherry hit Li Hongmei and killed her, wouldn't it be a great joy for Long Yan! The battle of Cherry's exile was immediately pardoned, and the oracle was immediately sent to Hangzhou Mansion and Changguo Mansion. Cherry thanked him and stepped back. Han Shizhong returned to the barracks, but Cherry turned to see the Queen Mother.

Empress Dowager Meng sat on the high steps and reprimanded: "You girl is so bold, you dare to do something that violates the law!" Cherry bowed to the Empress Dowager Meng, got up, and said with a smile: "This time I went to Changguo Mansion and bumped into the thief Li Hongmei, so I killed him." The Holy One rejoiced and pardoned my exile. Empress Dowager Meng said: "You are laughing freely!" The next time you commit an accident, I will not save you again. Empress Dowager Meng walked down the steps, pulled the cherry, and sat down next to her. Cherry grinned and said, "The last general will not dare to have a next time." Empress Dowager Meng asked: "To be honest, who are you General Feng Qing, who is he so anxious, he came to beg me to save you?" Seeing Empress Dowager Meng ask, Cherry was startled and hurriedly said, "It's not me!" He and I are both from Dantu County, and we are both generals of the Wusheng Army, so we are just familiar with each other. Empress Dowager Meng said: "Are you only familiar with each other?" Cherry blushed, but didn't answer. Back in the barracks, I slept at night, and Cherry tossed and turned in bed. How did Cherry not know that Feng Qing treated her well! It's just that Feng Qing is short and mediocre, not as tall and handsome as Han Liang. After thinking about it like this for most of the night, it was only when the rooster crowed that he fell asleep.

On this day, with nothing to do, Cherry left the barracks and came to the streets of Hangzhou. was walking in the streets and alleys, only to see the streets and alleys bustling, a person with two lines of gold seals on his cheeks, walking from the opposite side. Cherry glanced at him, but saw the man open his eyes to look at her, and each was taken aback. It was also the cherry that hit the right thing and hit this opponent. Cherry said secretly: "Isn't that person Shangguan Hao?" But the man said secretly, "That man is so troublesome!" But how do you look at me? The two men staggered by, and Cherry turned to look at him, only to see that the man also turned to look at her. Cherry belly said: "Isn't Shangguan Hao exiled to Fengzhou City?" Why are you seeing him here? The man didn't know the cherry, so he turned to a grate shop on the side of the road and asked, "Who is the woman in front of you?" Waiting for the edict to respond: "My lord, that woman is General Shen Cherry." The man exclaimed, "That woman is Shen Cherry?" "That person has never seen Shen Cherry, but he only knows that Shen Cherry killed Zhang San and Wang Wu, which ruined his business. Cherry turned around three times, but the man was gone. Just as she was wondering, a person stepped forward, patted her on the shoulder, and shouted, "General Shen! Cherry was startled, turned her head and saw that it was Ouyang Chuan. Cherry shouted: "General Ouyang, how can you make people like a ghost and scare me, no wonder you are called a ghost shadow knife!" ”

Ouyang Chuan smiled and said: "You bold wild monkey, who scared you!" What are you looking at? Cherry said: "I see that person is like Shangguan Hao." Ouyang Chuan said: "Yes, that person is Shangguan Hao." Cherry Qi said, "Why is he here?" Ouyang Chuan said: "Let's find a hotel, you accompany me to have a drink, and I will slowly talk to you, how about it?" "I led the cherries, came to the famous Panjia Restaurant in Hangzhou, went upstairs, picked a clean pavilion and sat down. Ouyang Chuan called the bartender, asked for two catties of beef, two plates of fruits and vegetables, and a pot of wine, and slowly ate wine with cherries. Ouyang Chuan said: "That Shangguan Hao was exiled to Fengcheng, and he was called back to Hangzhou by Emperor Guanjia in a few days. The official family loved his calligraphy articles, and passed him into the palace in his spare time, and talked with him about poetry and calligraphy. Cherry listened and said curiously: "Isn't that the official family breaking the law of the country?" Ouyang Chuan hurriedly stopped the cherry and said, "Be careful! Eat more and drink more and talk less. ”

The two of them talked while eating and drinking. Ouyang Chuan said: "I heard that you bumped into General Jian in Changguo Mansion?" Cherry said: "Exactly, he has been the head of Changguo Mansion." Bumped her into Jian Ping, but Jian Ping and Li Hongmei became husband and wife, she killed Li Hongmei, Feng Qing defeated Jian Ping, but Jian Ping jumped off the cliff with Li Hongmei's body, and talked about it in detail. Ouyang Chuan listened to it and said that he had competed with Jian Ping in the school field, and sighed. Ouyang Chuan unconsciously ate more wine, gradually became intoxicated, opened his mouth, and said: "I was born in Qindi, grew up in Suide, practiced martial arts since childhood, and defended my family and country. Since I followed General Han and experienced nearly 100 battles, the saint gave me Wu Yilang, which can be regarded as winning a small fame. But the family was trapped in Suide, and I don't know when I will see it. As a military general, but I can't protect my family, what use do you want me! Unconsciously, the wine came up, and I felt hatred and sadness, and burst into tears. Suddenly, he made a limerick poem, and called the bartender to borrow a pen and inkstone, and took advantage of the wine, sharpened the ink, dipped the pen to the full, and went to the white [powder] wall to wave and wrote: "Holding a bright silver knife, step on the horse chasing the wind; Go to the Five Kingdoms City and pick up Emperor Huiqin! Ouyang Chuan wrote, watched himself, danced, cried for a while, and laughed for a while. I went to the back and wrote the words "Suide Ouyang Chuanzuo". After writing, he threw his pen on the table and drank a few glasses of wine. Cherry was secretly surprised, and said in her stomach: "This fat man, he laughs when he meets people on weekdays, and he laughs all day long, but I don't know how sour his stomach is!" When he saw that he was drunk, he called the bartender and counted it, and took some money and paid it back. The cherry hugged Ouyang Chuan, and the two of them staggered, crookedly, and took the road back to the camp. When the sergeant saw it, he hurriedly picked up Ouyang Chuan and sent him to his room. Cherry went back to her room, collapsed on the bed, and slept until the fifth watch. Ouyang Chuan was drunk and slept for a day, and when he woke up, he didn't remember the poem on the white powder wall of the restaurant yesterday.

said that Shangguan Hao bumped into a cherry on the street that day, so he thought about designing to harm her. The next day, Zhao Gou sent someone to summon him to the palace to talk about poetry and calligraphy. Zhao Gou is proficient in poetry and rhythm, good at calligraphy and painting, and is especially proud of calligraphy, which is very bookish, not losing the "thin gold body" of Huizong. Looking for free time, Shangguan Hao said: "Yesterday I bumped into General Shen Cherry on the street. Wasn't she exiled to Changguo Mansion, and how did she return to Hangzhou? Zhao Gou said: "General Shen bumped into Fang Layu Li Hongmei in Changguo Mansion and killed her, making a great contribution. I pardoned her exile. Shangguan Hao said: "That's very good." It's just strange that her face is clean and there is no gold seal. Isn't it strange that I was stabbed in the cheek and left with a scar, and the handwriting is clearly visible! I know that there is a method of cheating by stabbing the spur, which is called writing thorns. Could it be that she bought off the person who made the seal and secretly made a literary thorn? If so, it is a great sin to deceive the king. Unexpectedly, Zhao Gou knew that the cherry face did not have a gold seal, but it was protected by the Queen Mother. It was the Queen Mother who issued a decree that allowed Zhao Gou to sit on the throne, how could he allow others to deface the Queen Mother! Immediately, Long Yan was furious, and shouted: "Shangguan Hao, you have to climb and bite!" What grievances do you have with General Shen to frame her? Shangguan Hao bluffed, thirty-six teeth caught the right child to fight, the heart was like fifteen buckets, seven up and eight down, but the whole body was numb like a stroke, and his legs were like a defeated rooster, kneeling down, lying on the ground, trembling and saying: "The emperor Mingjian, the criminal minister and General Shen have no grievances, just a moment of curiosity." I don't know what he touched the emperor, which made the emperor furious. I saw Zhao Gou wave his hand, and two forbidden troops came up, set up Shangguan Hao, and expelled him from the palace.

Shangguan Hao walked out of the palace, his face was white, his legs were weak, and he walked through two or three streets and alleys in a daze, and came to the bottom of Pan's restaurant. The bartender greeted him upstairs, entered a clean pavilion and sat down, Shangguan Hao hurriedly said: "Hurry up and bring two dishes and a pot of wine, I was shocked!" The bartender brought a chicken, a plate of fruits and vegetables, and a pot of wine, and Shangguan Hao ate a few glasses of wine, rested for half an hour, and then settled down. Pondering: "Don't I know the method of literary stabbing? It's just that my sin was punished by the emperor, and I didn't dare to deceive the king. That Shen Cherry was bold, I don't know who he was talking to, and he made a literary stab in private. Somehow, she was so treacherous, but the emperor protected her. That's it, that's it, seeing that Shen Cherry is protected by the emperor, why should I provoke her! "I caught a glimpse of someone inscribed on the white [pink] wall next to me, and got up and walked to see it. Shangguan Hao took a rough look at it, and sneered unconsciously: "What kind of words are written, crooked!" After reading the last two sentences, he said: "What bullshit poems, just limerick poems!" Seeing the next two sentences "Go to the Five Kingdoms City and take back Emperor Huiqin", Shangguan Hao exclaimed: "Isn't this an anti-poem? ”

How did these two sentences become anti-poems? It turned out that it was known both inside and outside the palace that Zhao Gou was the most taboo to mention the Second Emperor of Huiqin, and if he took back the Second Emperor of Huiqin, he was afraid of taking his throne. When Qia Miao Liu was in turmoil, he also shouted: "Go to the Five Kingdoms City, and return to the Second Emperor of Huiqin!" "After Miao Liu is calmed down, all the officials in Hangzhou have banned this speech, and they are afraid that they will be burdened by Miao Liu. Shangguan Hao refers to Ouyang Chuan, these two sentences are anti-poems.

Shangguan Hao was shocked, who was so bold that he wrote an anti-poem here? I saw that the words "Suide Ouyang Chuan" were written on the back, and Shangguan Hao pondered: Who is this Ouyang Chuan, who dares to write an anti-poem here! Shangguan Hao called the bartender and asked, "Who is this Ouyang Chuan, and how can he make limericks on this topic?" The bartender said: "Yesterday, Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry, the generals of the Wusheng Army, came here to eat wine, and General Ouyang was drunk and wrote this poem indiscriminately. Shangguan Hao borrowed a pen and inkstone to take a piece of paper to copy, hid it beside him, and told the bartender to scrape it off. Shangguan Hao ate the food, paid the money, and went home, waiting for the emperor to summon him.

After waiting for five or six days, someone came to the palace on this day, and it was reported that Shangguan Hao was visiting. Shangguan Hao entered the palace and entered the imperial study, and it turned out that Zhao Gou wrote a picture and asked him to come and see it. When others look at it, they will only brag nonsense, but Shangguan Hao says from the use of pen, ink, character construction, strokes, and mention, the head is the Tao, and he has won the sacred heart. A few years later, Zhao Gou favored the traitor Qin Hui, why did he favor him? Because Qin Hui advocated peace with today, he won the sacred heart, and Qin Hui is a scholar, also good at calligraphy, and writes a good hand. That's for later.

said calligraphy, taking advantage of Zhao Gou's pride, Shangguan Hao suddenly fell on the ground and played: "The criminal minister was eating wine in Pan's restaurant that day, and I saw someone inscribe anti-poems on the white [powder] wall. The sinner asked the bartender, who was the question? The bartender said: Wu Shengjun's generals Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry came to eat and drink, and General Ouyang inscribed an anti-poem. Zhao said: "What anti-poetry? Shangguan Hao said: "The criminal minister copied it here." "Take out the anti-poem from your side and present it. Zhao Gou saw it, waved his hand, and called Shangguan Hao to go down. Ju Zhixun, deputy commander of the forbidden army in the University, went to Pan's restaurant to verify and scrape away the anti-poem. Ju Zhixun went for half an hour, and came back and said: "Xia Guan went to Pan's restaurant, and it was confirmed that there was indeed an anti-poem. The store has been instructed to scrape off all the inscriptions on the wall. ”

Zhao Gou transferred to the Queen Mother. Empress Dowager Meng read the anti-poem and asked, "What does the emperor plan to do?" Zhao Gou said: "I came to listen to the will of the Queen Mother." "Zhao Gouzhi often summons Shen Cherry into the palace. Empress Dowager Meng said: "Teach Hangzhou Mansion Yin and put the two in prison." How about just being detained, no trial or sentence, small punishment and big commandment? Zhao said: "Ouyang Chuan, Han Shizhong's cronies." If you bet on Ouyang Chuan, you will slap Han Shizhong in the face, and you must be cautious. Empress Dowager Meng said: "Why didn't the emperor say, take Ouyang Chuan, and by the way, beat Han Shizhong, and tell him to restrain his subordinates." Zhao thought about it, and said, "Is General Shen also going to be imprisoned?" Empress Dowager Meng said: "This girl, who doesn't know the etiquette, has no mouth, repeatedly violates the law, and does not make people worry." And lock her up for a few days, and teach her a lesson, tell her to collect some burials, and don't talk nonsense and make trouble! ”

However, it was said that Liufu Yin entered the palace and received the holy decree, returned to the Hangzhou Mansion, called a few people, came to the General's Mansion together, and came in to see Han Shizhong. Han Shizhong asked, "What happened to Liufu Yin?" Liufu Yin said: "In the words of the saint, come and take Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry to prison." Han Shizhong exclaimed: "What did these two people do?" Liufu Yin smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "How do you know?" But he listened to the word of the Holy Lord, and came to fetch people. The saint just said that Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry were imprisoned, and the subordinate officials did not try or sentence, but only called them closed. When Liu Mansion Yin took Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry away, Han Shizhong urgently called Lian Nan to inquire about the news. At night, Lian Nan came to report: A few days ago, Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry were eating wine in Pan's Restaurant, and General Ouyang was drunk and wrote an anti-poem, but he was bumped into by Shangguan Hao, and copied the anti-poem and told the saint. The Holy One was furious, issued an edict, and imprisoned the two of them. Han Shizhong said: "But it's bitter." This Ouyang Chuan was originally a rough man in the countryside who didn't know how to write pen and ink, and he didn't see him writing poems on weekdays, and he was drunk, but what kind of anti-poetry did he ask! "Urgently spread the generals into the house, strictly ordered the generals to be cautious, and Hugh had to talk crookedly and write nonsense.

Lian Nan had a good relationship with Ouyang Chuan, thinking about how to take revenge on Ouyang Chuan. The next day, Lian Nan went to the city of Hangzhou, looked for a few scoundrels, used money, taught a few scoundrels to design, had an accident with Shangguan Hao, and beat Shangguan Hao on the street. Where does Shangguan Hao know! It's just that when I saw Shen Cherry being detained, I was secretly wondering: Last time, Shen Cherry was obviously guilty, but the emperor didn't punish her, this time Shen Cherry was obviously fine, but the emperor imprisoned her, what kind of charter is this? Shangguan Hao has always been conceited, and he guessed the emperor's intentions several times, but this time he couldn't figure it out. Thinking like this, walking on the street, a few scoundrels came indiscriminately with a porcelain bottle and bumped into Shangguan Hao, only to hear a "beat" sound, and the porcelain bottle fell to the ground and shattered. A few scoundrels relied on him and smashed the ancient porcelain vase. Shangguan Hao wants to distinguish between them, how can a few scoundrels allow him to say it! I saw the leader shouting: "You are a thief with an army, you smashed my ancient porcelain vase for no reason, and you dare to deny it?" Brothers, fight this fight with me! The scoundrels stepped forward and beat him up violently. At this time, Shangguan Hao was no longer the governor of the palace, but just a thief with an army, and there were many people on the street, all of whom came to surround him and watch him laugh.

However, it was said that Feng Qing was acting as the head of the capital in Changguo Mansion and had nothing to do for days. On this day, when he saw the native soldiers coming, he was spitting and spitting, and he stopped talking, Feng Qing said: "What's the matter? Come on! Tubing said: "There are rumors in the market that two fishermen rescued one person, and it seems to be Jian Dutou. Feng Qing exclaimed: "Really! "After Cen Ziqiao, I led more than a dozen local soldiers to the beach, and after looking for a day, I couldn't find Jian Ping. Feng Qing said: "Jumping off that cliff, how can you not die?" Don't listen to rumors! A few days later, Shangguan sent the new capital to arrive, Feng Qing resigned from Cen Ziqiao and hurried back to Hangzhou. Just after resting, I heard that Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry were imprisoned in Hangzhou by the saint for writing anti-poems, and they have been imprisoned for several days. Feng Qing was not shocked, and hurriedly came to the palace the next day, asking to see the Queen Mother.

Empress Dowager Meng said: "General Feng is here, but is it for General Shen?" Feng Qing knelt on the ground and said, "Exactly." Ask the Queen Mother for mercy and save General Shen! Empress Dowager Meng said: "You came to ask for the old body twice, all for General Shen." Old man, let me ask you, are you interested in General Shen? Feng Qing was stunned for a moment, and said helplessly: "I have affection, how can she have no intention." Empress Dowager Meng said: "She has no intention, but you come to ask for an old body!" If you have repeatedly attacked and disturbed the old body, and you are not afraid that the old body will put you to death for the crime of great disrespect, will you not die in vain? Feng Qing said: "I only ask General Shen to be safe, and he will die without regrets!" Empress Dowager Meng said: "The old body knows your mind!" You get up, and the old man will help you ask her. Then he called Ju Zhixun to come and go to the Hangzhou prison to bring Shen Cherry.

Ju Zhixun went for an hour and brought the cherries. Cherry stepped forward, knelt on the ground, and greeted the Queen Mother. Empress Dowager Meng said, "Get up." Cherry got up, but saw Feng Qing standing aside, and exclaimed, "General Feng, why are you here?" Empress Dowager Meng walked down the steps, came to pull the cherry hand and said, "General Feng risked death to enter the palace for the second time, and came to ask the old man to save you." And General Feng said: He only has General Shen safe and dies without regrets! He treats you like this, what more could you ask for? Cherry listened, stunned for a long time, "puff" knelt down, and played: "I know General Feng's mind." However, I am too young to be married. ”

When Empress Dowager Meng heard this, she couldn't help but be furious when she saw that she was refuted, and shouted: "Shen Cherry, you little girl who doesn't know what to do, you are kind and kind, toast with you, you don't want to eat, but you want to eat and drink." Anyway, someone will send her to prison again! Feng Qing was beside him, all thoughts were discouraged, and he no longer begged the Empress Dowager Meng, and let Ju Zhixun escort Cherry back to prison. A person returned to the barracks in a hurry, and since then he has broken his thoughts.

A few days later, Han Shizhong entered the palace and played: "The minister has an old friend in the army, Ren Wu, who was scattered during the war with the Western Xia Kingdom in the past, and he is nowhere to be found. I recently heard that he was in Yangzhou, but he made a head. This person is long and strong, strong in martial arts, and has the courage of ten thousand people. I want to send Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry to infiltrate Yangzhou and persuade them to surrender. I wonder if the Holy One has agreed? Zhao Gou exclaimed: "Yangzhou is in Jiangbei and belongs to the Great Qi country, how can I get it?" Han Shizhong said: "It's okay. General Yang Yizhong is still in Jiangbei, and Yue's army often goes to harass, and the Yangtze River never stops going back and forth from south to north. Zhao Gou said: "How can you send Ouyang Chuan and Shen Cherry?" Han Shizhong said: "Ouyang Chuan is really close to Ren Wu. Shen Cherry is clever, and has a lotus canopy to protect him, so he can hide in distress. If the Holy One agrees, teach him to go with the two of them, and when the matter is done, the Holy One will have to add a great general. ”

I don't know if the emperor agreed? Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.