Chapter 292: The Last Winter Melon That Overwhelmed the Camel
"Why are you still spoiled with the child?"
Looking at Lin Yue, who was seducing the two sisters Feng and Ling, the corners of Xu Shi's eyes twitched.
Thank you, I'm in the church, just arrived.
I didn't hear a word else, but I heard the little sister of the assassin, "Is it okay to call me a master?" ”
Do you still want to take a piece of candy out of your pocket?
One thing to say, this kind of scene of coaxing children to recognize their relatives is really difficult to live.
"Huh?!"
Lin Yue was stunned for a moment, and when she looked back and saw a circle of people smiling but not smiling, she realized what was going on.
Tang Shuang beside him was also snickering, as if it was a large-scale social death scene.
“…… Lin Yue knew her mistake and asked the master to punish her. ”
Fortunately, she has been trained by Xu Shi for so long, and her psychological quality is already comparable to RT-Mart's fish killer, and she can't see how embarrassing she is when she hears the words, but she flashed in front of Xu Shi, lowered her head and begged for punishment in a low voice and respectfully.
She and Tang Shuang both went straight to the church as soon as they got off the boat, and now they can see Xu Xinlonging again, and they are reserved if they don't pounce.
As for the skin, what is it, can you eat or drink?
"You're right, how could you be wrong?"
Xu Shi held back a smile and spoke with a standard green tea, and wanted to tease her, "Tell me, what's wrong?" ”
"I ......"
The little sister of the Assassin couldn't say anything, and it took a while to find a reason.
"It's my fault that I didn't wear it all the time to see my master."
The corners of Xu Shi's eyes twitched again.
Of course he didn't forget, he had teased her like this before he went to sea, but didn't he say no need later?
Can the owner's veto be used as a reason for not doing it? It's really self-disciplined.
But the question is, self-discipline or not can't be said in public, right? My image is going to collapse, okay?!
After glancing around, the girls' eyes really changed, from staring at Lin Yue to staring at him, and their eyes also changed into fan-shaped statistical charts.
50% of them said "so you are like this", and 40% said "if it were you, it would be normal".
Due to the rush of time, they even ignored the fact that the sum of the two should equal 100%.
…… Well, it turns out that I don't have an image with you for a long time, right?
Xu Shi secretly rolled his eyes, he really couldn't imagine what would become if he really let Lin Yue wear ■■ all the time, especially since he had to fight just now...... Pinching the hemp drops, you really have to go on the road to becoming that world and never look back, right......
Looking at Lin Yue's earnest gaze again, he rarely had the emotion of "embarrassed", and coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, "...... It's not a big mistake to call it if you want. ”
"Master Lin."
Pan Feng and Pan Ling changed their words together, and the two children were also very happy.
It's not that they called it wrong, they just started to be "corrected" by Lin Yue before they had time to call, who would have thought that they seemed to hear something terrible?
"Girl, do you know what it is?"
The simple little Feng girl asked in a low voice.
“…… How would I know? ”
Pan Ling shook her head again and again, she really didn't know, but she couldn't stand that she was a little dirty girl, thinking about it, she knew that it was not a serious thing, if it was serious, Sister Lin, ah no, could Master Lin call her master Zuyin?
It is rare for the bad habit of brain supplementation to recur, and some people's little heads begin to think about it again.
Fortunately, she still retained the last bit of sanity, and pulled her sister and didn't let her be stupid to ask other people present.
"Oh, okay."
Pan Feng listened to his sister's words and did not continue to dig into the roots.
However, her impression of Lin Yue has changed a lot, this master is very different from what she imagined.
At least she is very different from just now, a quarter of an hour ago she was wearing a mask and cutting other people's throats without emotion, and in the blink of an eye, she ran to her father with a red face and coquettish...... Who would dare to say that it was the same person if it wasn't for seeing it with their own eyes?
All in all, cute dripping.
Mrs. Tang is also very gentle, giving her the feeling of being like a sister next door.
Look at the side of my father, there is a relatively unfamiliar face.
After a while, she remembered, this should be the Su Lin in their mouths? When she was on Yinsong Island with her master before, the other party had mentioned her more than once, and she was quite respectful in her words, and she also said that Sister Su had helped her a lot, and she was the object of her study.
Seeing this today, at least the temperament on her body can't be faked, just like her father also has two wives, and the main wife, that is, the sisters' mother, is more majestic than the aunt.
No wonder the other ladies call her a big woman.
Hey, no.
Pan Feng suddenly remembered that this time it seemed that there were four people at once? There are only three of them, but what about the rest one?
After searching for a long time, she finally found Gu Yi's traces.
Maybe it's because he has just experienced a vicious battle, and the child is a little brainless when he speaks, and his heart is straight and he is about to blurt out.
"Huh? It looks like a winter melon......"
“?”
Miss Black Rabbit was stunned for a long time, and it took a long time to realize that what she said seemed to be herself.
"What did you say?!"
Gu Yi wanted to cry angrily, dysplasia has always been a pain in her heart, and it was already very uncomfortable for anyone to compare to her figure except Xia Ke'an, and being called a camel in person was the last straw that overwhelmed the winter melon.
In a fit of rage, she rolled up her sleeves directly, planning to find this dead girl who was neither big nor small.
Xu Shi calmly grabbed her, "Don't go, you can't beat it." ”
"Xu Shi!"
The little black rabbit wanted to die a little, "Honestly, am I like a winter melon?" ”
"That can't be."
Xu Shi shook his head very seriously, it's just a little shorter and a little flat, why is it a winter melon?
But the title was really funny, so he couldn't hold back too much and laughed, "Huh." ”
"I'm *civilized*, you*civilize*......"
Obviously recognized, Gu Yi still blew up, gave up the ladylike personality that was easy to correct, and turned into a foul mouth machine and began to output ruthlessly.
It's too much of a bully!
"Ahhh......h
Pan Feng also reacted, what are you talking about!
She hurriedly went back to apologize, "I'm sorry for the winter melon, ah no, I'm sorry for Gu Shiniang, I was stupid just now, I shouldn't have called you winter melon......"
"Shut up! Don't say it! ”
The little black rabbit has the heart to kill her, Xu bastard, look at it, this is the good apprentice you received!
"That, my sister is not the master's apprentice, she is the ...... of Master Xia."
Pan Ling weakly raised her hand to correct, this Gu Shi Niang's voice should be fine after listening to it, right?
“……”
Gu Yi was speechless for a long time, and his face of resentment turned into flatness.
Tired, destroy, probably only I am superfluous.
"Okay, you know how to bully Xiao Gu."
Tang Shuang couldn't cry or laugh, and stepped forward to play a round, "Why, our big boss Xu is playing so much now?" ”
She pulled the topic back.
“…… Do you want to? ”
Xu Shi also quickly diverted the topic and asked jokingly.
"How can you not taste it yet?"
Governor Tang said seriously, driving at a speed no less than that of an old driver.
The two looked at each other and smiled, the relationship between them was pure and pure, and they didn't know each other, but this kind of conversation was comfortable to listen to.
"Let's settle the matter in front of us first."
Xu Shi smiled and sighed, "Have you rested?" If anyone can't resist it, they will stay? ”
Of course, I just said so much not just for gags, but also to invisibly leave time to recuperate.
But no one has this idea, and today is to settle with the Holy See, so naturally no one wants to be absent.
"Let's go."
Xu Shi took a deep breath and said slowly.
"Hmm."
Arranged for the people to settle and evacuate the civilians here, and the two parties who met collectively marched in the direction of the cathedral.
Before leaving, they made some preparations.
Anyway, it is also a dignified state religion now, and it is obviously inappropriate for Wu Yangyang to be the same as Gu Chaozai, so he wants to make the teacher famous.
The method is also very simple.
"Ke'an."
“…… Got it. ”
The old aunt knew what Xu Shi meant, and a burst of light flashed, and she switched to the appearance of an adult.
There is no need to change the clothes on her body, how can Jiang Chengcheng make this new dress for her fit.
This operation suddenly made all the uninformed people present stupid, and it took a while to react to what was going on.
"This ...... The Holy Maiden apparitions! ”
Some people who eat melons are straightforward and say the answers they want to hear.
"I beseech the Holy Maiden!"
The others came back to their senses and followed closely behind, brushing in unison.
They have seen how brutal the Holy See is, and they can't help but say that they will kill people when they see them, and they have ghosts if they can have even the slightest favor for them.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Holy See has been in trouble for many years, and it has been punished for its disregard for living beings!"
The white-haired royal sister nodded, and there was a little more indifference in her tone.
In the same way, for her, the saint of the cat sect, the weight is even heavier.
As a result, surrounded by Xu Shi's people and combat teams, this crusade also became more formal.
Everyone hopes that the Cat Sect can triumph, and now it is no longer a matter of milk and eggs, if they don't win, the Holy See is afraid that even the civilians will not let go.
"All my disciples, meow meow!"
Only one man was dead.
That's Gu Yi.
She obviously didn't expect the white-haired dwarf to have this hand, why did you suddenly become a big beauty with a convex and backward curl?!
You betrayed me too! Not alive anymore!
She wanted to kill herself.
……
Compared with the mighty army of the Cat Sect, the Holy See's side is much more deserted.
When Xu Shi kicked open the door of the cathedral, he saw only the priests and nuns, as well as the Holy Lady and the old Pope.
The Knights Templar has lost half, and the only five remaining people are none other than Qin Yiyan, Luo Yu, Lu Baiyan, Han Jingchuan and the other, except for the knight chief, basically all of them are not high in combat effectiveness.
As for the others?
It has long been cleaned up on this road, and under the pressure of the army, it is difficult to resist no matter how many people are transferred from other cities.
"The Holy See is a disaster, disregard for the living beings, and punish it!"
Xu Shi repeated the old tune and said righteously.
"Sect Leader Xu, you're here."
The saint was still veiled, and her voice was ethereal and flat, as if she had anticipated the current situation.
In contrast, the rest of the Holy See seems to be less calm.
"Xu Shi!"
Luo Yu, who fled back, had scarlet eyes, a broken arm swinging, and his tone was full of hatred.
He couldn't accept the result!
Why has this person been targeting himself since he appeared?!
Pan's family, Yinsong Island, Poseidon ...... And now, what he already has, what he will have, everything he has been deprived of by him!
"Mr. Xu, don't look for such a high-sounding reason again."
Qin Yiyan's mood was slightly better, but it was no better in the face of the enemy, he drew his heavy sword to block in front of the holy woman, and said coldly, "What you do in the empire is not clean, it is nothing more than a king and a loser." ”
She is a member of the Holy See, and her heart is naturally towards the Holy See, and in her heart, even if the Holy See has bad things, it is by no means as unbearable as he said.
"You're right, the king is the king."
Xu Shi generously admitted, "But there's nothing wrong with being high-sounding, you've always done this." ”
"Is it because of Xiao Luoyu?"
The red-haired stupid girl frowned, and her eyes were not good, "Do you have to report for this?" ”
"Who?"
Xu Shi was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't hold back his laughter, "You're okay with your brain, right?" Do you really think that I got to this point because of the conflict with him? ”
He felt that he had overestimated this stupid girl a little, how did he sit in the position of knight chief so simply?
As he spoke, he unconsciously glanced at Tang Shuang beside him.
“…… See what I'm doing? Flowers on my face? ”
The Governor of Tang was a little unbearable, but in the face of Qin Yiyan's life, I also felt that it was true, and even felt like a different world.
When I think about it, I really can't say anything before...... Looking at it from another perspective, the onlookers are clear.
No, there are still differences...... She could actually sense that Qin Yiyan was not hopelessly stupid.
She actually knows the reason, but she just wants to use this self-deceptive method to cheer up.
"I never took Luo Yu seriously, and from the very beginning my goal was the entire Holy See."
Xu Shi pointed out the truth for her, "One mountain does not allow two tigers, if you don't die, I can't sleep." ”
"Of course, our promise is still valid, is Knight Captain Qin ready to dress as a maid?"
“……”
Qin Yiyan didn't answer, but just tensed his body, opened his fighting posture, and was ready to meet the enemy at any time.
"There's nothing good to do this, Sect Leader Xu."
The Holy Maiden took over the words, still looking at him calmly and said, "The Holy See has been based on this land for many years, how can you say that it can be cleared by clearing?" ”
"It can be seen that your preparation is very thorough, the ship is strong and the guns are sharp, and even this Xia Holy Maiden has her own uniqueness."
"But are you really sure that you can annihilate us in one fell swoop?"
"If you're talking about the Holy See, then I don't think there's a problem."
Xu Shi raised the "Yujing" in his hand, and he didn't see any worry at all, "Now there is only this stinky fish and rotten shrimp left, even if you bite me before you die, how much meat can you bite?" ”
"Well, though, I still have to confirm with you, who do you mean by 'we'?"
"What do you mean by that?"
Hearing him ask, Miss Saint's brow furrowed imperceptibly.
The rest of the Holy See is also confused, what other meaning can this have?
"It's all at this point, there's no point in pretending to be stupid, right?"
Xu Shi smiled, "Are you right?" Her Highness? ”
"Or should I call you, Miss Overseer of Heavenly Reason?"
"You...... When did you find out? ”
(End of chapter)