Chapter 26 Sister-in-law was tricked, the Huang family is a great immortal!
In a daze, I just thought that someone was calling my name, and then my mind sank and I didn't know anything.
When I woke up, I realized that I was lying on the kang. However, this kang is not from the West House, but the East House where Brother Wang and his daughter-in-law sleep.
I went down the pit and found that it was already dark, because there was no power outage in the tun today, and the lights were on, so I didn't notice it. But when I think about the morning scene, I still feel very puzzled.
"Am I in the way of something?" I muttered to myself, and pushed the door open to go out.
Just as the door opened a crack, I saw a scene that made my face red. Between the east house and the west house is the waist house (the northeast saying is actually the middle room), and at this moment, Wang's sister-in-law is actually wiping her body with her upper body exposed.
She wiped it with a weird smile.
To be honest, this sister-in-law Wang's figure is really good, although she is married and works hard every day, her skin is still fair and bumpy.
Of course, I'm not being fooled by her appearance at the moment, and believe me to be a serious person.
The reason why I looked so carefully was because I found that she was just wiping with a towel, and the towel was dry.
The main thing is that the temperature is only a few degrees this night, isn't it cold to be naked?
After a while, I found that Sister-in-law Wang actually began to take off her pants, and while taking them off, she said to herself: "I want you to see clearly, let you see if I am beautiful......!
To be honest, I really didn't want to stop her suddenly, because it was a little embarrassing for her to find out that I was looking at her. But as an excellent ghost hunter, a hero who has saved the common people several times, I have to take action.
Because, on the back of Sister-in-law Wang's neck, I faintly saw a cloud of green light, and I was sure that this thing was the culprit that made Sister-in-law Wang make an indecent move.
I pushed the door open and walked straight out.
It stands to reason that if a woman was naked in front of an unfamiliar man, she would definitely scream loudly, but at this moment? Sister-in-law Wang heard the sound of the door opening, just looked up at me, and then continued to take off her pants.
I calmed down a little, although I also like to see beautiful things, but now I have to stop Sister-in-law Wang.
"Sister-in-law Wang, offended!" After speaking, I finally stepped forward sensibly, and then reached out to grab Sister-in-law Wang's arm, and at the same time picked up the clothes by the pot and put them on for her.
I wrapped one arm around Sister-in-law Wang's waist and arm, so that she couldn't move, and then took out a Qingming charm from my pocket with one free hand and slapped the green light on the back of her neck, and quickly read in my mouth: "One hand is clear, one hand is clear, and when it is combined, it is clear, and all dirt is clear, and it is as urgent as a law, edict!"
As soon as she finished reciting the mantra, Sister-in-law Wang let out a miserable scream, and then fell silent, and the green light on her neck turned to ashes along with the Qingming charm.
When I saw this, I breathed a sigh of relief.
But at this moment, Sister-in-law Wang in my arms suddenly screamed, and then broke free from me with all her might.
I hurriedly let go of my hand and stepped aside, a little overwhelmed. When Sister-in-law Wang saw that it was me, she stopped screaming, and then scolded loudly: "You rascal, hum ......"
After saying that, she quickly rushed into the house with her pants and clothes.
I was left alone on the spot, and I didn't know what to do.
After more than ten minutes, Sister-in-law Wang got dressed and walked out. Her face was flushed, and she was clearly not quite able to come out of the scene.
"You...... Why did you hold me just now? Did you take off all my clothes? Why can't I remember anything?"
As soon as I heard this, I immediately explained: "Sister-in-law Wang, please believe that I am a serious person, I absolutely have absolutely no thoughts about you, heaven and earth can be learned." I woke up and was about to come out, and I found you ......"
I told her all about the rescue she had just had, and her strange behavior.
After hearing this, she calmed down a little.
"Why did I do this all of a sudden?
I saw that Sister-in-law Wang was puzzled, so I said, "In my opinion, you are contaminated with something unclean. This thing is certainly not a ghost or a zombie, so it could be some kind of spirit. ”
When Sister-in-law Wang heard this, her face immediately showed a look of fear, and she hurriedly said: "Could it be Wong Tai Sin? I went to the toilet today and found you lying on the ground, a yellow skin jumping on your head, I carried a stick and hit it, just hit this yellow skin, after it was beaten away by me, I finally dragged you into the house." I took care of you until the afternoon, and then I went to cook, after that...... I can't remember anything after that. ”
When I heard this, I seemed to understand something.
There are many stories about yellow skins in the Northeast. Most of them are people who provoke the yellow skin, so this thing comes to trick people and retaliate against people, and it is rumored that the yellow skin can pretend to be a human, and is good at transfiguration and creating illusions.
It is also said that this beast will be human, and the person who is on the body will talk nonsense or do something incomprehensible.
What's more, he was directly killed by Huangpizi.
In short, this yellow skin just can't provoke it, and whoever provokes it will suffer.
If we analyze these rumors, what happened to me and my sister-in-law Wang today will be easy to explain.
First of all, I used a flashlight to chase away a yellow-skinned child last night in order to sleep, so it held a grudge and waited for an opportunity to take revenge on me.
But last night it didn't dare to do it, because I put the vajra next to the pillow, and this thing must have been afraid of the vajra so I endured it until morning. In the morning, I happened to be in a hurry to go to the toilet because of the urgency of urinating, so I didn't bring any magic equipment and left the house.
So I got this yellow-skinned road in the toilet, and it jumped and jumped on my head, naturally to get out of breath. happened to be discovered by Sister-in-law Wang, and she also started to beat it away.
So the next person to be retaliated against by it is Sister-in-law Wang, maybe she wants to make Sister-in-law Wang ugly, so she will let her do these ** things.
After analyzing it clearly, I vaguely felt that this yellow skin had a lot to do with the yellow skin spirit who captured my godfather's soul. Maybe if I catch it, I'll be able to get the yellow-skinned elf to come to me on its own.
Sister-in-law Wang saw that I hadn't spoken, so she asked in a low voice, "Hey...... Big brother, what's wrong with you?"
I immediately came back to my senses when I heard this, and said with a slight smile: "It's nothing, I just think this yellow skin is too bold." If you dare to play tricks on people, it seems that you can't teach it a good lesson, and it will inevitably come back to harm you in the future. ”
Sister-in-law Wang was really shocked when she heard that Huang Pizi would come. When I saw her like this, I hurriedly changed my words and said, "I'm talking nonsense, it's okay." By the way, why hasn't Brother Wang come back so late?"
Sister-in-law Wang immediately replied: "Your eldest brother Wang is going to the town for two days, and his uncle accidentally fell down when he went up the mountain. His uncle only has one daughter, and he is not around yet, so your eldest brother Wang decided to take care of him for two days. ”
When I heard this, I sighed lightly, and then said: "Brother Wang is really a filial son, which is really admirable. By the way, sister-in-law Wang, I'll go out and see if I can find the yellow skin, and if I meet it, I'll drive it away, so it won't dare to come. ”
When Sister-in-law Wang heard this, she immediately wanted to say something, but when the words came to her lips, she held back again, and just lowered her head and said softly: "Then you pay attention to safety and come back early! I'm a little ...... at home alone. A little scared!"
When I heard this, I smiled slightly, "Well, don't worry!" After that, I entered the Westinghouse, picked up the guys, and went out.
After going out, I peed on the toilet first, and the bird held for a day and almost didn't suffocate me.
After being relaxed, I posted a few Qingming charms around the house, so that the yellow skin would not dare to enter the house and harm people.
I searched around the house again, but unfortunately I couldn't find any trace of the yellow skin.
In desperation, I decided to go around the tunzi. It's past nine o'clock, and many people have turned off the lights and gone to bed.
I walked from the east end of the village to the west end of the village, and I didn't find anything.
However, I saw a ghost, and at this moment my yin and yang eyes have recovered, and I can naturally see any yin object with ease.
The ghost was an old man, who was squatting in front of a firewood pile at the west end of the village, and he didn't know what he was doing.
I stepped forward, and he apparently didn't notice that I had seen him, so he went up to take a closer look at me.
"Ahem...... I said, uncle, do you want to be so close to me?" As soon as I said this, the old man was stunned for a moment, and then immediately stepped back.
"Uncle, don't go! Are you still afraid of me as a ghost? Come, I have something to ask you. ”
When the old man heard me say this, he really didn't back down anymore, and then he said, "Can you really see me? God, you're the first person to see me." ”
I smiled and said, "Of course I can see you, because I am a ghost hunter in the world! ”
When the old man heard this, he was immediately startled, turned around and fled.
When I looked at it, I couldn't help frowning, and then instantly struck out a fire talisman. The fire talisman turned into a fireball and immediately smashed into the old man's leg, and he stumbled and was knocked to the ground by me.
"Uncle, I said, I just want to ask something, what are you running? If you run around again, I can only be polite. ”
The old man was frightened this time, and dared to run away, and immediately limped in front of me. A ghost like him has no resentment at all, so he probably doesn't have any ability to scare people.
I could beat him to pieces with a fire talisman, but of course I wouldn't.
"Uncle, I'm not from here. If you are not familiar with life, I think you should have been from here when you were alive. So I'd like to ask a little bit about this tunzi. You must tell me the truth. Okay, right?"
The old man hurriedly nodded. "Well, I'll ask. Is there a yellow-skinned man in the old black mountain next to here?"
When the old man heard this, his face showed a look of fear, and then he approached me and whispered: "Lord Ghost Hunting, you can't say Huangpizi, people here call it Huang Tai Sin, if it hears it, it won't hurt you." It was cruel, and it killed a lot of people. ”
I couldn't help but be amused, but I didn't interrupt him. The old man continued: "There is indeed a Huang Daxian who has become a fine man on this old black mountain, which can transform into a human and fly to the sky, which is very powerful, I am afraid that it has hundreds of years of Taoism." What's the matter? What are you looking for?"
I smiled slightly, a fierce look in my eyes, and said, "Of course I'm looking for it...... To eat its meat......, of course!
As soon as I said this, the old man sat down on the ground in fright.
At the same time, a pair of green eyes emerged from the cracks in the firewood stack.
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