015 Overbearing

"What is a local tyrant?"

Xu Gongzi was a little confused, this girl called herself a loser and a rich person again, and this time she changed her name to a new name.

"It's local and heroic, referred to as local tyrant."

"What is soil and what is pride?"

"Soil, also known as earth, means that you are grounded and close to the people. Hao, that is, Haojie, bold, generous. This word and Xu Gongzi's image can be said to be seamless and completely consistent! ”

After listening to the little girl's explanation, someone happily accepted the new title, which was particularly bold and unspeakable, and it sounded much better than the loser.

"Good! My son likes it, and there is a reward! "The freshly baked local tyrant brother took out a handful of copper coins, and the local tyrant is full of flavor! It's really just the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.

Chu looked at him calmly and calmly, and said calmly: "I only accept investment, not rewards. ”

Brother Tuhao was not angry, took back the copper plate, and asked solemnly: "How much principal do you need this time?" How much is the interest?"

"The principal is 300 Wen, and you can mention the interest." Chu calmly responded.

"You're really good at bragging, you promise as much interest as I want?"

"Yes, but if you want too much, I can't pay it today, and I will pay it back slowly." Chu said calmly.

Brother Tuhao thought for a while and said, "I don't embarrass you, the interest is only three hundred taels, what do you think?"

Chu Congrong frowned without frowning, nodded with a smile and said, "As far as you said, three hundred taels, I will trouble Brother Tuhao to write a contract in a while." ”

The twins' faces turned blue with nervousness when they heard this, why was my sister so confused today, and promised so much interest at once. Three hundred taels, I can't pay it back for a lifetime!

Brother Tuhao just said hello as if nothing happened, and asked expectantly, "What are you going to take me to play this time?"

Chu thought about it calmly, and led the three of them to run to Lao Tongsheng's office file. When the old boy saw her, he greeted her happily: "Little girl, you are here again, I heard that last day, the eggs in the whole town were bought for you, amazing!" ”

Chu calmly smiled back and said, "Uncle Trouble wrote me a contract and a couplet." ”

The old boy sharpened the ink, spread out the red paper, and asked, "Little girl, what is written in the contract?"

"Gongzi Xu, may I ask your name?" Chu Congrong remembered that he didn't know the full name of the local tyrant brother.

"Lots of gold!"

Chu calmly couldn't help but wonder, the local tyrant brother was really not wrong, and even his name was home.

"Party A: A lot of gold. Party B: Chu Wuya, also known as Chu Congrong. Now Party B borrows 300 copper coins from Party A, and agrees that the interest at maturity is 300 taels of silver, and if Party B is unable to pay, the debt will be fully borne by his family. This contract shall come into force with immediate effect and shall not be reversed by the parties......"

As he wrote, Lao Tongsheng asked in a trembling voice: "Little girl, are you sure that you only borrow 300 wen, but the interest is 300 taels?" Be careful, don't be deceived......"

"Thank you uncle for reminding me, but uncle just write as I say, don't worry about it." Chu said calmly and quietly.

The loser had a lot of money, but he couldn't help it: "Old man, if you are asked to write it, it is not you who will pay the money, what are you squeaking, believe it or not, this son will cut you!" ”

Although Lao Tongsheng felt that Chu Congrong had been deceived, he saw that many Jin had a scoundrel face, so he had to shut up and be a turtle with a shrunken head, and he would continue to make a living in the town.

The contract was quickly written, followed by the signing of the pledge by both parties. Chu calmly pretended to be illiterate, and just pressed his handprint.

"Brother Tuhao, what schools are there in the county and town, let's hear about it." After finishing the contract, Chu asked calmly.

"There are Baoshan Academy in the county, there are Zhiya Academy, and there is only Dong'an Academy in the town."

Chu calmly thought for a while, and said to the old boy: "Write the couplet: Punch Baoshan Zhiya Academy, and kick Taiping Dong'an Academy." Horizontal batch: I am the first in arithmetic! ”

Lao Tongsheng smiled while writing: "What a domineering little girl! ”

Soon the couplet was written, and it was done in one go. The font is a square regular script, which is not very good-looking, but it is better than neatness. A couplet is a contract, which is worth five cents. A lot of gold paid happily, and Lao Tongsheng cursed in his heart while receiving the money, you dead boy cheated a few hundred taels once, and of course it was refreshing to pay a few pennies. What a guy who has lost his conscience, even a little girl can't bear to be deceived!

"Little girl, you're so crazy, does your father and mother know?" The loser boy read the couplet and joked with a smile.

"What, you're not convinced? I don't mind taking a gamble with you. Chu looked at him calmly and disdainfully.

"Hehe, I promised my mother not to gamble."

I can't imagine that there is such a good treasure in the world. Seeing that the loser boy didn't take the bait, Chu Congrong suddenly felt that he had missed a few hundred taels.

Chu Congrong didn't have time to be sad and annoyed about this, so he took the twins to the market and bought peanuts for all three hundred yuan. Peanuts are fried in mud, four cents per catty, and seventy-five catties are divided between three people, and they can barely be moved. That arrogant and inhumane loser didn't have any gentlemanly demeanor, so he didn't help.

Chu calmly thought that he did not exist, led the twins to carry peanuts, asked the direction of the Qing Academy, and walked over.

Not far from the entrance of the academy, he saw many shops, Chu calmly walked straight into the most lively one, and found that it was a bookstore, and it also sold some paper and ink. Chu calmly found the shopkeeper and said something, and the shopkeeper quickly moved a table for her and helped her hang up the couplet.

Chu Congrong just put the peanuts on the table, and in an instant, many people surrounded him, most of them were scholars dressed in green shirts, and it was estimated that they were all students of Dong'an Academy.

"Brothers, if you are interested, come and play! Whoever wants to win himself, can enter the store for free to choose a set of four treasures of the study! Xu Gongzi is responsible for paying for it! If you accidentally lose to me, you will have to spend five cents to buy a cup of peanuts! ”

"We don't care about the price of things, we pay attention to cutting! You are all talented and talented people, please show your talents and teach me a good lesson. ”

"I'm crazy to the limit.,Whoever is not convinced, just try it!"

……

Originally, a couplet was so crazy that he had no friends, but with Chu Congrong's strange shouting, it immediately caused a huge response.

"Where did the little girl come from, it's too arrogant!"

"When there is no one in Dong'an Academy?"

"Which senior brother who is good at arithmetic, will teach this little guy who doesn't know the sky and the earth a lesson?"

"There are also ten years of cold windows for everyone here, and this little girl is not ten years old when her whole body is added together, why is she so arrogant?"

"That's right, it's a pity that I'm not good at arithmetic, otherwise I won't let her go first!"

……

The more and more people present gathered, and they were filled with righteous indignation at the couplet, but no one made a move. Chu Congrong was a little anxious, although there were a lot of people, it didn't make sense if no one made a move, it meant that his peanuts couldn't be sold! The loser next to him looked at it gloatingly, so angry that Miss Chu's teeth itched.

That's right, how can a mere 300 ruined people take it in their eyes.

The number of onlookers is still increasing, and there is still no bird.

Alas, it seems that this girl is too confident!

"Pity the hundreds of green-shirted guests, none of them in Dong'an are men!" In desperation, Chu calmly came up with a sentence comparable to poison.

Boom –

The crowd exploded instantly!

"I'm coming!"

"I don't believe in evil!"

"Watch me teach this little girl a lesson!"

"She's scolding us for not being men."

"There is no one to deceive me? Anyway, I'm a showman! ”

……

Haha, the atmosphere is finally up. The teenage and twenty-year-old men present are in the prime of their hot-blooded and impulsive years, and now they are scolded for not being men, who can continue to be a turtle with a shrunken head?

"Okay, if you want to make a move, please buy a cup of peanuts first."

Everyone paid money one after another, isn't it only five cents. And there are more than half a pound of peanuts to eat, at least not a loss. Chu calmly paid attention to it, and sold more than 20 cups in an instant, and came back at a small half cost.

A cup made of bamboo tube, a cup can hold half a catty, if it is sold out of more than 70 catties, there are hundreds of accounts after deducting the cost!

"In order to enliven the scene, by the way, I will give you a little brain, I will first throw bricks and lead the jade, and ask a few questions to the talented brother who is not good at arithmetic, but the prize is not so rich, and I don't have anything, so I will award a cup of peanuts! Do you think it's okay?"

In the previous life, Chu calmly worked as a volunteer teacher for several months before graduation, and organized countless manufacturer promotional activities after work, which means to control the atmosphere on the spot.

Some people who didn't sign up for the participation before were suffering from their poor arithmetic skills and were holding their stomachs, but this time they finally got a share. So, the second wave of money came.

There are more people now, definitely more than forty.

Chu Congrong was finally quietly happy, the principal should be back, and there was a slight surplus.

"Brother Xiucai, who came first, please wait for a while, but you can't participate in the following issues. Later, this batch of Xiucai brothers, you are just not good at arithmetic, it doesn't mean that you are not smart, three questions, whoever answers correctly will be rewarded, and all of them will have a share. Everyone, please listen carefully! ”

"Question 1: My sister and brother were halfway in the morning, and they saw nine birds in the tree on the side of the road, and my brother naughtily shot one with an arrow, and dared to ask how many birds were left in the tree?"

……

What, the little girl has such a superficial question? How many peanuts do you have in your house? Aren't your adults heartbroken?

"Eight...... Only?"

"Isn't there only eight left?"

"Eight!"

Soon, dozens of people answered eight in unison.

"Sorry, the correct answer is not one." Chu calmly and happily announced the answer, "Ready, the second question is here......"

"Wait, little girl, one of the nine is removed, why is there no answer?"

"This Xiucai brother, because after shooting one, the other birds flew away in fright." Chu calmly explained.

This kind of problem was put in the previous life, and three-year-old children understood it. However, she believes that it should be the first one in Daning.

Oh......

Hahaha......

Everyone first suddenly realized, and then laughed.

"Question 2: Li Xiucai was obviously born in the summer, but his family celebrated his birthday during the Spring Festival. Why?"

Dozens of people are talking to each other, and the answers are varied.

"Li Xiucai is out of town and only goes home during the Spring Festival, so he can celebrate his birthday during the Spring Festival."

"The Li family forgot, and they only remembered it during the Spring Festival."

"No, it should be Li Xiucai studying abroad, but he values filial piety and deliberately stays until the Spring Festival to go home to share with his family!"

……

Everyone is waiting for their answer to be right.

"Sorry again. The correct answer is: Li Xiucai's mother's surname is Xia Mingri, and Li Xiucai's birthday is the Spring Festival. ”

Chu calmly announced the answer again, and everyone was in hindsight, and they all suddenly realized.

It's a pity that the prizes can't be given out in the first two rounds, and on the surface, it seems that the prizes are saved, but Chu calmly knows that this is not conducive to the advancement of the later activities, and it is definitely not a good thing.

"Question 3: Zhang Xiucai's studies have stagnated due to slackness. When the gentleman saw it, he said, "You should take the initiative in the future." Enigma: Take the initiative and type. ”

As soon as the words fell, someone excitedly raised his hand and replied: "I will, Wang Zi!" ”

"It's the word king!"

"No, it's a jade character!"

"Jade characters!"

"I guess the king!"

……

Chu calmly waited for everyone to argue, and then basically settled before revealing the answer: "The correct answer is a jade character, congratulations to a few friends who answered correctly, and won a cup of peanuts!" ”

There were twelve people who answered the jade, and the two brothers were in a hurry to make peanuts, but they were heartbroken while pretending, and these were not paid for free. Chu smiled calmly, and the students who got the reward also smiled.

"Little girl, why isn't it the word Wang." Someone was not convinced, and asked.

"This talented brother, I heard the master explain: If you move the word 'Lord' a little, you will move that point from top to bottom, and it will just become the word 'jade'. As for the mystery of the word Wang, it should be 'take the initiative to go a little' to be more appropriate. The meaning of 'move' and 'go' is different, and you should know it better than me. ”

The interrogator saw that Chu calmly explained that it was very well-founded, and it was not good to entangle it again, so he had to stop talking. Those who won the peanuts were elated.

"Come again!"

"One more time!"

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