"Hey, I ate two dishes at noon today! The Sichuan girl in our design department said that this dish was completely tasteless, and it was better not to eat it, so she gave it to me. Do you know how she eats? Hahaha, she brought her own hot sauce from her hometown, and the rice was filled with hot sauce, so she mixed it and ate it. We're all stupid, Sichuan girls are so fierce......"

Bai Zezhi tilted his head slightly, grabbed the telephone with the strength of his shoulder, and listened to Gu Youli's internal call while sorting out the things at hand. "Sichuan girl? How many years younger than others, and you still call other people's girls? ”

"Is this a salutation? Don't ask for age. Besides, that's not the point! ”

"What's the point?" Bai Zezhi talked to him without a match, and instinctively wanted to raise the bar with him.

"Xiao Yao has really become an onion girl! Hahaha! Gu Youli couldn't be happy on the phone.

Bai Zezhi thought about Xiao Yao's appearance and smiled. Xiao Yao did bring her seven-day slimming soup with a mineral water bottle the next day, but as soon as the lid was opened, it was the smell of onions. It happened that Mr. Chen came to the finance department, and she was so frightened that she quickly tightened the lid and stuffed it into the cabinet. Mr. Chen also sniffed and asked, "Where does the onion smell come from?" Xiao Yao lowered his head and pretended not to know anything.

Later, she came to complain to Bai Zezhi, Bai Zezhi said that the sales company opposite had a kitchen, and she happened to know the people over there, so she could ask Xiaoyao to store her slimming soup in the cabinet over there, and go there to pick it up when she wanted to drink it, and the cabinet had a lock, Bai Zezhi said, "You can lock it up, otherwise people don't know what you are, and they will throw it back to you, or how to deal with it." "Xiao Yao is very grateful. Ding Rose pursed her lips and whispered to Bai Zezhi: "You care about her!" Bai Zezhi smiled and said, "If you can, you can help." ”

Gu Youli continued to chat with her here: "I'll tell you another one that is fun." The little grandson of the advertising commissioner who coaxed all day long, haha, he hates people calling him Xiaosun the most, and he only agrees to call him Merle Sun. ”

Bai Zezhi thought about Merle Sun, and also smiled, "Then you still deliberately call someone else's little grandson, the little grandson is not enough, you also need a little grandson!" Beware of him knowing to remove the advertisement, and the boss will sue your dad. ”

"Don't interrupt, listen to me. The accountant Ma couldn't speak English, and when he saw him, he called Xiao Sun, and he pretended not to hear it every time, and Lao Ma muttered, 'Why does Xiao Sun keep ignoring me?' I didn't offend him, did I? So we told him, 'You're dead!' People don't call them Xiaosun, you have to call them Merle (Moore) sun! Otherwise, people will never hear it! Hey, it's so tiring to listen to this grandson, there are two or three English words in a sentence, and I am fragmented and messy in the wind. He has the ability to speak English! Fake foreign devils. ”

"You can understand all English, right?" Bai Zezhi embarrassed him.

"I don't understand, so what? We are Chinese, on Chinese soil, why don't we speak good Chinese to speak bird language! This bird speaker is really a bird, hahahaha...... I specifically looked up his bird name in the dictionary, hahaha, it turns out that Merle means 'a thrush', it's really a bird! Hahaha, a bird! He was panting with laughter, and he really broke a sentence to pieces.

Bai Zezhi held the earpiece in his hand and kept it a little farther away from his ear. The person on the other end of the phone laughed so hard that he couldn't stop the car at all, and Bai Zezhi said, "You don't have any work to do?" So idle. ”

Gu Youli had to make an internal call to Bai Zezhi from time to time, as if he was competing with Ding Qiangrose, the two of them took turns to call her insider, and they had to tell her about all trivial things, as if they were not tired of it, as if they couldn't say enough.

"Hey, I'm amazing! I just came up with a great idea in the past two days! It's our new shampoo, tell you about it! The picture is of a skull with flowing black hair on top of it...... What do you think? Powerful impact, right? Feel it? Is there a sense of picture? I've made a sketch, why don't you get it for you right now? ”

Bai Zezhi imagined it for a moment and said, "Are you sure you won't be too scary?" Are you sure you won't be killed directly by Mr. Fang? ”

"You don't understand this, do you? I'm going to make the manuscript completely and you'll have a feel. My skull is very delicate and beautiful! 45-degree side face, slightly raised chin, arrogant and refined, noble and cold...... Even after 100 years, your body has turned to dust, and you still have glorious hair! How profound! What a philosophy! What a sense of history! Is there a feeling of surging? ”

Someone was immersed in the world of self-absorption and couldn't extricate himself, Bai Zezhi couldn't help but smile on the phone, and said, "You were still laughing at Merlesun just now, and now you don't talk like him?" Also feel...... I had a call come in and hung up first. ”

Hearing the beeping sound in the earpiece, Bai Zezhi hurriedly hung up Gu Youli's phone, and the call that came in was Gu Youren's.

Gu Youren asked her to have dinner together, and she thought about it and agreed. Since that dinner, Gu Youren has asked her twice more. Because of Dandan's matter, Bai Zezhi had the idea of retreating from Gu Youren, but due to the friendship between the two adults, she was embarrassed to say no first, so she wanted to make the other party feel bored first and retreat first through a cold way of getting along.

But this Gu Youren is really not an ordinary person, Bai Zezhi doesn't talk to him, he doesn't feel uncomfortable, and he seems to be quite comfortable. So when the two of them went on a date to eat, they were always relatively silent, and there was no communication, at most "You eat!" "This one tastes good. "What more?" "Let's go." Something like that.

Bai Zezhi put down the phone and wondered in his heart: Don't you think it's boring? Why did you come to ask me out?

When he got off work, Gu Youli rushed to Bai Zezhi and said, "It's time to get off work!" I'll send you home! Today I drove my brother's car! ”

"Borrowed your brother's car again?"

"That's right!" Gu Youli's face was sunny.

"No, I'm not going home." Bai Zezhi said.

Gu Youli immediately turned cloudy, stretched his face and asked, "Why don't you go home?" Where are you going? ”

Bai Zezhi said with a pleasant face: "You are a child, don't care about the affairs of adults." ”

"What a child! Did you go on a date with my brother again? Gu Youli raised his eyebrows and said loudly.

"It's just a meal." Bai Zezhi said lightly.

"I'll go too!"

"What are you going to do?"

"Why can't I go? My brother is in for a treat, and I can't go yet? Gu Youli said confidently.

Bai Zezhi was helpless, looked at him and shook his head and said, "Is there a case like you?" Kashit's ......"

"Humph!" Gu Youli's nose was facing the sky.

Gu Youli followed Bai Zezhi to the agreed place. He swaggered in, called out briskly, "brother," and sat down beside him. His brother looked at him in surprise and asked, "Boy, what are you doing here?" ”

"Come to dinner! I heard that my brother had a treat, so I came. I don't have a place to eat at night, and I'm sorry to be a younger brother! ”

"Poor fart! Go home and eat! Your mom is waiting for you every day, and you're out in the wild all day! ”

Bai Zezhi quietly stuck out his tongue, the personable and gentle elder brother of the Gu family, today's words are also an exception.

"My mom isn't your mom? Who the hell is out there? Who is it that doesn't go back to eat? It's been so long, and you're still holding a grudge against your mother! ”

Gu Youren really hung up his face this time. There was some bluffing before, but this time it's really angry. Seeing that his brother was really angry, Gu Youli obediently shut up, lowered his head, and began to pretend to be obedient. Bai Zezhi pretended not to understand anything and came out to play a round.

"Gu Youli, you're crazy again! Today, his manuscript was killed by the director, and he was in a bad mood. ”

Gu Youren's face softened a little, just at this time, the pre-dinner snack also came up, and the three of them began to eat snacks quietly, and the unpleasant scene just now was silently revealed. The elder brother ordered his favorite dessert for the younger brother, and the younger brother flattered the elder brother with vegetables, brother and brother Gong, there is no overnight hatred, it should be said that there is no hatred for a meal.

Seeing that his brother's face was better, this younger brother immediately kicked his nose and face, and said, "Brother, I don't think you should ask Bai Zezhi alone in the future, it's not good." ”

"Oh?" Gu Youren squinted at his younger brother and asked, "Tell me, what's wrong with it?" ”

"First, Bai Zezhi is the person I like; Second, you don't really want to find a girlfriend, so don't hurt people! Gu Youli said to his brother openly.

"I think you're underwhelmed." Gu Youren said to his brother gloomily.