Chapter 77 I took off my pants, and you just told me this?
[Barrage: Although, but. I don't think the answer will be 99. 】
[Barrage: The plane blew up? 】
[Barrage: I guess it's still 100, and it's the parachutist who threw it down, and his name is Brick.] 】
Zhou Yan looked at Lin Xiangxiang, who was full of anticipation, thought twice, and said with a little uncertainty: "99? ”
"Congratulations, you got it right!" Lin Xiangxiang applauded him, and the barrage was silent.
[Barrage: No, why is there no routine? 】
[Barrage: Sister continues! ] 】
"The little crocodile held a birthday party in the forest, and all the animals were invited, who was absent?"
"Eh" Zhou Yan really can't get her brain circuit.
At this time, the organic netizens had already figured out Lin Xiangxiang's routine, and they were scrambling to guess.
[Barrage: It's definitely a little crocodile, it puts all the pigeons of the small animals!] 】
[Barrage: Hahaha, this can be ha! ] 】
"It's an elephant." As soon as Lin Xiangxiang spoke, Zhou Yan suddenly realized, "The elephant is still in the refrigerator!" ”
[Barrage:]
[Barrage: Hahaha, laughing, whooping~biting the table~]
"Yes!" Lin Xiangxiang was very satisfied, and Zhou Yan finally got on the road, "One last question." ”
"Well, come on." Zhou Yan answered one, and he was immediately full of confidence, but Lin Xiangxiang's question made him scratch his head.
"The little crocodile wanted to eat all the animals, but in the end it didn't make it, why?"
"Because he can't eat that much."
"That's not right!" Lin Xiangxiang's eyes lit up and raised his eyebrows slightly, "Because the little crocodile was killed by the brick thrown down from the plane." ”
“.”
[Barrage:]
[Barrage: Ahhhh
Zhou Yan continued to be speechless, Lin Xiangxiang rolled on the bed with pleasure, and seeing Zhou Yan's teasing, Lin Xiangxiang's courage completely increased: "Eh, Zhou Yan, do you know what a girl says the most in bed?" ”
“!!!” Zhou Yan's pupils shook, and he looked at Lin Xiangxiang in disbelief, he didn't expect her to ask this question at all, and the barrage also exploded.
[Barrage:! This is something I can listen to without paying any money? 】
[Barrage: Say more, I love to listen!] Si Ha Si Ha Si Ha ~】
[Barrage: I guess it must be, my brother is so good, hahaha. 】
Seeing that Zhou Yan didn't answer, Lin Xiangxiang grabbed the quilt, arched it, and asked with a smile, "You don't know, do you?" ”
Zhou Yan's ears turned red, and he turned around angrily, refusing to answer.
Lin Xiangxiang didn't sell it either, and directly revealed the mystery: "Yes, you pressed my hair, hahaha"
[Barrage:]
[Barrage: !! 】
[Barrage: I took off my pants, so you tell me this? 】
[Barrage: Something is wrong upstairs.] 】
Zhou Yan, who was facing away from Lin Xiangxiang, blushed, it turned out that she had misunderstood Lin Xiangxiang, but let her continue to ask, maybe she would say something shocking.
"Lin Xiangxiang."
"Huh?" Lin Xiangxiang stretched his neck, waiting for his next words, Zhou Yan pointed to the bed, and looked along his fingertips, Lin Xiangxiang saw the camera with red light, and a full of breath!
"Why didn't you say earlier that there was a camera?" Lin Xiangxiang waved the quilt, and the whole person got into the quilt, embarrassed.
[Barrage: Hahaha, the fairy sister is shy! ] 】
[Barrage: Sister Feelings doesn't know that this is a live broadcast? ] 】
Zhou Yan didn't hold back a smile, and Didi received Lin Xiangxiang's message on his mobile phone.
[Lin Xiangxiang: "Zhou Papi, why didn't you say it earlier? My ladylike image is gone! ”】
Zhou Yan turned around, Lin Xiangxiang's quilt was wrapped into a small mountain, probably angry, and the whole bed was trembling slightly.
He unceremoniously replied to a message, saying that it had nothing to do with him.
Lin Xiangxiang was so angry that he changed Zhou Yan's remarks back to Zhou Papi.
Knowing that there was monitoring, Lin Xiangxiang finally quieted down, while the other two teams of CPs obviously didn't sleep so peacefully.
"Where do I care you sleep? As a man, you have to have at least a demeanor, right? Isn't it too much to grab a bed with a girl like me? Shi Xiaowan sat on the bed, holding the quilt and not letting go.
Lu Zimian's face was full of impatience: "No matter how graceful you are, you have to give me the quilt, right?" ”
"It's summer, it's not cold, what kind of quilt do you want?" Shi Xiaowan resolutely refused to give it, hugged the quilt and went to bed, and the angry Lu Zimian scratched his heart and liver.
Gu Yanchen's side was even more miserable, Gu Yanchen, who was sleeping on the top bunk, moved, and the shelf bed squeaked, and as soon as the shelf bed screamed, Luo Yinan was sneering.
"Can you not move? How do other people sleep like you? ”
"If you can't sleep, go out!" Gu Yanchen is also not a good temper.
Tong Xin and Zhou Hao, who were waiting on the bus, were still waiting for the staff to come over and apologize, but they didn't expect it to be the middle of the night, and there was no one in sight.
The bus went out, there was not even an air conditioner, and the hot boy was irritable, and he was angry at Zhou Hao several times.
The two of them haven't eaten yet, their hungry stomachs are growling, and finally Zhou Hao was kicked out of the car, so Tong Xin ordered him to negotiate with the director team, and then go to find something to eat back.
Zhou Hao didn't dare to disobey the child's orders, and when he returned to the top, he still needed to see the child's face? The first thing he did was dump her.
scolded and scolded to the rest room of the director team, Zhou Hao slammed the door with three points of anger.
"Who!" It was the field affairs that came to open the door, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw that it was Zhou Hao who disturbed Qingmeng, and his tone immediately became cold, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"Is there something wrong?" Zhou Hao exclaimed exaggeratedly, "You brought us here, and you left us in the car and ignored it, right?" If something happens, will you be able to bear it? ”
"I still have the heart to sleep, but my childlike heart and I haven't touched a drop of water! Do you have a good conscience? ”
The clerk rubbed his eyes and yawned, apparently not putting his words in his ears.
"You still have the face to sleep? Now hurry up and prepare two boxes of lunch boxes to send over, otherwise, you don't have to record this show. ”
Zhou Hao was angry, and the field staff just let out a faint oh, and then pointed to the monitoring outside the lounge, indicating that this was a live broadcast.
Zhou Hao turned his head impatiently and looked at the camera that was shooting in front of him, completely panicked.
I saw that his face was pale and pale for a while, and he stammered and began to explain, shirking responsibility.
"You listen to my explanation, it was the director team who was too black-hearted and deceived us, so they threw it in the car and ignored it, and we haven't eaten a bite of food until now!"
"I ...... I'm really not playing big names, it's just them, they're too much, they don't treat people as people! ”
No matter how Zhou Hao explained, there was already a scolding on the barrage.
[Barrage: Zhou Hao should have a face! ] Isn't he playing a big name with Childlike Innocence? 】
[Barrage: That is, the bullying dog man barks blindly, if it weren't for his childlike innocence, where would he have the opportunity to record the show? ] 】
[Barrage: People are doing tasks, and the two of them are playing large-scale with you and me in the car, which is too shameless, right? ] 】
[Barrage: I really don't want to see this dog for a second, the top scumbag is a man, okay? 】
The barrage kept scrolling, although Zhou Hao didn't see it, he definitely knew that there was a crusade against him on the Internet now.
At this time, the field manager spoke: "Mr. Zhou Hao, the director originally wanted to send you back, but we have our rules, and the company also has the company's rules. ”
After speaking, he slammed the door and closed the door neatly.
Zhou Hao didn't care about the live broadcast, turned around and went back to the bus. As soon as he got in the car, he looked around, and sure enough, there was also monitoring in the car, he and Tong Xin didn't do anything serious this afternoon, and when he thought that the live broadcast was broadcast, he quickly pulled Tong Xin out of the car.
"What are you doing?" The childlike heart was impatient and pushed over, he didn't bring food back, it didn't matter, he was still hairy, and it hurt her.
"I'm sorry baby, but you know what, it's a live show, and there's surveillance in the car." Zhou Hao finished speaking in one breath, and the childlike face turned white instantly.
"No, it won't, right?" The childlike innocence was visibly panicked, and Zhou Hao continued, "Fang Cai said that we can't go back, it's a problem on the company's side, you quickly call and ask." ”
Firm! Tong Xin hurriedly took out his mobile phone with a bottomed out power and hurriedly called the agent, but in this wilderness, there was no signal at all.
After two beeps, the power was completely out of power and the phone was turned off.
"It's over!" Childlike heart sighed, if it was really the live broadcast camera in the car, wouldn't her character collapse completely? When she returns after the show, will the company keep her?
If she doesn't say anything else, just play a big name, and she will be beaten to death.
Zhou Hao also had palpitations, of course he couldn't let the childlike heart overturn, the childlike heart was his only big tree.
The two discussed all night to no avail, and the next morning, they obediently waited outside the door of the director's lounge. As soon as the director opened the door, he saw a haggard childlike face, and Zhou Hao, who lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to his eyes.
He didn't know what Zhou Hao had been here last night, so he specially called the field staff to come out and knock it out.
Originally, the childlike loser played a big name, and he wanted to eliminate her directly, but the childlike company said that it would be okay to fix it casually, and it would be okay to collapse the house, so it would be childlike to finally make a lot of heat for the company.
After all, since childhood, since she was with Zhou Hao, her popularity has taken a sharp turn.
"I'm sorry, I was really unwell yesterday, you know, girls always have a few days of mania every month." The childlike heart bowed slightly, looking like something unspeakable.
The director knew what she meant: "What does Miss Tong mean, is she continuing to participate in the recording?" ”
"Of course, I will cooperate with all the director's arrangements." looked at the director with childlike eyes, and the director didn't say anything more when he saw this.
After placing the childlike heart, the camera crew held the machine, ready to shoot a wake-up vlog, Lin Xiangxiang, who was sleeping soundly, was woken up by a knock on the door, turned over impatiently, and muttered: "Fu Siyu, you really can't stop if you don't open the house for three days?" ”
Zhou Yan opened his eyes, rubbed his sleepy eyes, got up and went to open the door.
As soon as he opened the door, he found that the camera was taking pictures of his face, and when he saw that the photographer was about to enter the house, his drowsiness was reduced by half, and he reached out to block their footsteps in the door: "What are you doing?" ”
[Barrage: Wow! It's my brother's no makeup! My brother looks too milky when he gets up! I love it all way~]
"That's right, record the actress's makeup." The photographer explained that Zhou Yan was about to refuse, but Lin Xiangxiang's head suddenly poked over, and when he saw that it was not Fu Siyu, he remembered that she was still filming the show.
A messy long hair, because of the dazzling light, slightly squinted eyes, looking lazy.
[Barrage: I'll go!] So real get up! It's much more real than Shi Xiaowan, who has permanent full makeup next door, right? 】
[Barrage: Sister Fairy, this is called natural beauty! ] 】
"Huh? Have you started shooting? Lin Xiangxiang asked softly, tidied up his clothes and got out of bed, the camera in the house was on all night last night, but it couldn't compare to the high-definition of the camera.
With Lin Xiangxiang's consent, Zhou Yan put the photographer in.
Lin Xiangxiang yawned, walked directly to the bathroom, squeezed the toothpaste and began to brush his teeth and wash his face.
watched Lin Xiangxiang's so-called makeup in the live broadcast room, which is the basic water emulsion, plus a sunscreen. The sunscreen is applied like a face oil, and finally a lip gloss is applied.
[Barrage: ??? 】
[Barrage: This. That's it? Why does it look so watery? Is it really just sunscreen? What brand of sunscreen? 】
Someone went to search for the same paragraph, and it turned out to be a domestic product of less than 100, the god of cost performance.
Everyone gathered in one place, and the childlike black eyes couldn't even cover the flaws, and the photogenic effect was inevitably a little bleak.
Lin Xiangxiang didn't know what happened last night, why did she and Zhou Hao look like frosted eggplants?
To her surprise, today's childlike temper is not ordinarily good.
"Everyone, the program team has prepared breakfast, there are rice and flour steamed buns, what kind of breakfast you can eat depends on your ability."
The director took everyone to a 100-meter quagmire and gave everyone a bundle of seedlings.
"Finish planting according to the requirements, and determine the ranking according to the speed of completion of the task and the degree of perfection." As soon as the director's voice fell, Shi Xiaowan and Luo Yinan complained.
"Director, where are we going to do this?"
"That's right, let alone farming, I haven't even washed the dishes."
"If you want to eat white-flour steamed buns, you can directly admit defeat and not plant." The director directly revealed that the last breakfast was white-flour steamed buns, and Shi Xiaowan and Luo Yinan didn't want to eat that.
Lin Xiangxiang and Zhou Yan were already pulling up their trousers and changing into water shoes, Lin Xiangxiang's long hair was specially tied into two braids, with a straw hat, and she looked like a little peasant girl.
Everything was ready, the director shouted to start, and the two of them went down to the ground with a sigh.
Gu Yanchen has a habit of cleanliness, how can he stand this kind of dirty work? With his hands on his chest, he stood straight on the edge of the ridge and did not move, he would not be willing to fall for anything today.
Gu Yanchen didn't want to go down, Luo Yinan didn't want to go down, Shi Xiaowan gave up directly when she saw the two of them, and the childlike side had already driven Zhou Hao down, so she glanced at Lu Zimian.
"We don't have to compare with Zhou Yan, as long as we surpass Zhou Hao, we will be second, anyway, I don't want to eat white flour steamed buns."
Lu Zimian felt that what he said was very reasonable, pulled up his trouser legs, and also went to the field.
(End of chapter)