"Why do you ask 'why are you here?' when you see me, as if you dislike me coming, you can't say the other way?" Then Han Jincheng began to express his merits, "Thanks to me for coming, see how timely I came, and solved the dinner problem for Gu Xiaoyun's children." You're just thinking about your own meeting, and the kids are screaming with hunger. ”

"I didn't scream." Gu Xiaobao said.

Han Jincheng glared at Gu Xiaobao, and Gu Xiaobao looked at him with big innocent eyes. Bai Zezhi smiled, because he didn't want Han Jincheng to be too proud, so he said, "Yang Rui will order a box lunch, and he won't be hungry." What's so good about you buying a bunch of unhealthy foods. ”

"Boxed lunches are healthier than what I bought? Who knows what kind of material and oil is used, I don't say how nutritious it is, at least it's hygienic. Besides, you Yang Rui himself is as busy as a spinning top, how can you manage Xiao Yun, it wasn't for me to come, so someone played with Xiao Yun and told Xiao Yun stories. ”

"You can tell stories?" Bai Zezhi asked in disbelief.

"Uncle told me the story of the four little pigs." Gu Xiaoyun had just taken a big bite of the hamburger, and then he puffed out his cheeks and rushed to answer.

"Uncle? Shouldn't I call him brother? Bai Zezhi touched Gu Xiaoyun's head and said.

"Don't talk nonsense, call uncle." Han Jincheng looked serious and wanted to be charged.

Bai Zezhi was not ready to continue to struggle with Han Jincheng about the title, but asked Gu Xiaobao curiously: "I only know three little pigs, what are four little pigs?" ”

Gu Xiaobao had already finished chewing the food in his mouth, and then began to say in a milky voice: "Grandpa Pig is called 'why', Daddy Pig is called 'what', Little Brother Pig is called 'Who', and Little Sister Pig is called 'That'." One day, Daddy Pig was repairing the roof, Grandpa Pig was resting in the house, Brother Pig and Sister Pig were playing in the open space in front of the house, and the big bad wolf came. ”

"When the big bad wolf saw the fat little pig, his saliva flowed for a long time." Gu Xiaoyun gestured as he spoke, "He yelled at the little brother pig first, 'I'm going to eat you!'" Who are you? The little pig replied, 'You're right!' The big bad wolf thought it was strange, 'What? The little pig said, 'What's on the roof?' Then the big bad wolf said, 'I mean, what's your name?' The little pig brother said impatiently, 'Who am I and what am on the roof.' The big bad wolf didn't understand, so he asked the little sister pig, 'Who are you?' The little pig sister said, 'I am not who I am, he is who he is.' The big bad wolf said, 'What?' 'Little Pig Girl yells, 'What's on the roof!' ’……”

Bai Zezhi was already dizzy when he heard it, frowned and said, "What is this?" ”

Gu Xiaobao said to her seriously: "What is on the roof." ”

Han Jincheng looked at Gu Xiaobao like a teacher looking at a student, and said triumphantly: "Xiaoyun is very smart, I told him twice and he remembered it all." My story, okay? Definitely more intelligent than the story of your three little pigs. ”

Gu Xiaobaola's clothes Bai Zezhi said: "Mom, Mom, later Daddy Pig and Grandpa Pig also came, and then the big bad wolf was dizzy and fainted, and the Pig family tied up the big bad wolf and threw it far away, and the big bad wolf could no longer come to trouble Piggy." ”

After eating unhealthy food that he usually doesn't buy, and telling strange stories that he can't usually hear, Bai Zezhi took the elated Gu Xiaobao home.

As soon as he entered the house, Bai Zezhi hurriedly locked the door, then turned on all the lights, put down his things and asked Gu Xiaobao to take a bath first. Gu Xiaobao is only four years old, but he can already take a bath by himself, which is also something that Ding Qiangrose and the others envy.

But not long after Gu Xiaobao entered the shower room today, he began to scream.