Chapter 52: Professor Old Dragon
Bai Hongyu took advantage of Sang Sang's lack of attention and hid the iPad in front of him behind him.
"What did you just want to tell me?" Sang Sang asked suspiciously.
"No, nothing." Bai Hongyu was afraid that Sang Sang would chase after him, so he quickly diverted his attention, "Eh, look at that orange gourd, his eyes will glow, and biubiu can see things thousands of miles away, it's amazing." ”
Sure enough, Sang Sang didn't remember what he wanted to ask just now.
"Oh, this is the second baby, he has clairvoyance and downwind ears, you know, it's the biological implantation of signal amplifiers, and sound wave signal amplifiers."
Sang Sang looked at the cartoon and fell into deep thought: "The signal amplifier is very simple, but the difficulty is that it is the eyeballs and the brain that are implanted?" ”
"It's quite difficult."
Sangsang, who was still vigorous just now, suddenly became full of frustration, and turned his head to look at Bai Yu aggrievedly, "... I, I can't..."
Speaking of the back, he also brought a little crying, "I can't do it like this." ”
White redundancy: "....." He panicked.
This disease is really a bit serious.
"So how far can you go?" Bai Yu followed Sangsang's words.
Sangsang: "It's okay to make a signal receiver in other ways, but it's not possible to implant it in the brain's eyeballs..."
It's not impossible, she has been sleeping for many years, and her mental strength has just recovered, but she is trapped in this skin.
The spiritual tentacles that can be released are less than one-thousandth of what they used to be.
And the human brain and eyeballs need extremely delicate mental antennae to assist in processing, and with her current ability, it is not enough.
"Wait, let me take my time." Bai Yu covered his forehead, looking like he was about to faint, "Slowly..."
There won't be paranoia.
Bai asked abruptly, "Sangsang, what do you think you are now?" ”
"Super Saiyan, Superman, Alien..."
"How do you know?" Sang Sang's face changed, and he took a step back vigilantly, "Where was my alien identity revealed?" ”
Bai Hongyu was dumbfounded and stammered, "You think you're an alien?" ”
So even all kinds of high-tech means are understood?
Cattle break, full score of logic.
Sang Sang sighed, "Don't tell anyone." ”
White redundancy: "...."
After a pause, Bai Hongyu hurriedly took out his mobile phone and started Baidu, the more he looked at it, the cooler it became.
This Baidu, if you are healthy, you can find out a minor illness, and if you are not feeling well, it is even more powerful, and you can mention the cancer gift package.
The more Bai Yu looked at it, the more he felt that Sangsang's brain was sick, and it was still a super serious one.
Sang Sang frowned, he thought that Sang Sang might have depression, Sang Sang smiled, he felt that maybe she belonged to the smile depression.
Sangsang is an ordinary college student, and she is not a celebrity Internet celebrity, how could anyone deliberately pay attention to her and pop up a small interview video aimed at her?
Clear-eyed people know at a glance that there is a driving force behind this, and someone wants to her.
There is no need to guess, there is no one else with vested interests related to Sangsang except for her stepmother and stepsister.
"Sangsang, now that the storm is on the cusp, it's better not to go to school for the time being." White redundancy is carefully advised.
As soon as he thought that caring and loving was also in school, he stared at Sangsang, a simple and sick little sheep, and he was worried.
White redundancy: I really broke an old father's heart.
Wait, is there something strange mixed in?
Sangsang: "I didn't plan to go. ”
Qin Sangsang's major is art design, she is not interested in this, and she does not have this artistic cell.
Thinking of this, Sang Sang couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
She is the most useless child in the family, neither her brother's super force, nor her sister's specialized artistic creativity, even the lazy little brother is better than her.
It shouldn't be you who survives.
Bai Hongyu chuckled in his heart, and kept shouting in his mind: What's the matter, why did you suddenly feel depressed?
Help me help me, what do I do now? Console? Persuasion?
Sang Sang felt that Bai Yu already knew his special identity, and naturally became a little closer to him.
"I met a professor on a forum and deceived him....no, it was to persuade him to buy goods in my store. This way I can get another good review. ”
Since getting that bad review, Sang Sangshi has been haunted.
I've heard that as long as you get enough good reviews, you can wash away the bad effects of a bad review.
Bai Hongyu felt that if Sang Sang jumped up, his thinking couldn't keep up.
"Why do you have anything to do with the professor again?"
Puzzled, Bai Redundancy suddenly jumped to his feet, "Don't you know any messy people on the Internet." ”
"He seems to be researching this area, and I told him that the products I sell have this kind of function."
"What function?"
Sang Sang smug, "Don't think I didn't see the expression you just thought I was talking nonsense." ”
"Hmph, I've made all the super signal transmitters, and I'm still selling them in the store."
White redundancy: tired.
After turning around, why did he turn to this again, he didn't want to hear it anymore.
The more I listened, the more I felt that Sang Sang was terminally ill and hopeless!!
Sang Sang was still happily taking care of himself and said: "He also praised me a lot of good things, so he who appreciates me like this should not be scared away by the price of 199 yuan." ”
"He's definitely going to give me a good review." Sangsang looked forward to it.
"Hey, no, where did you know this kind of person?"
was almost taken away by Sang Sang's words, and Bai Hongyu suddenly reacted, "Haven't you been watching cartoons, and you still have time to chat with messy people?" ”
Bai Hongyu felt that he couldn't just let Sangsang go on like this, and he said earnestly: "There are a lot of liars and bad people on the Internet, don't be deceived." ”
"Give me your phone now, don't play anymore."
Sang Sang was a little weak-hearted, secretly glanced at Bai Hongyu, and obediently handed over his mobile phone.
He's right, there are a lot of petty liars on the Internet. Didn't she fool the old professor into going to her shop just now?
Actually, it's not a fool, it's just, it's her....forget it, I can't explain it clearly, and I don't know how to say it.
Her latest tassel antique hairpin on the shelves is really the carrier of a super signal transmitter.
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Shangjing, Tsinghua University Teaching and Research Staff Family Hospital
"Old Dragon, what are you frowning for? Why, you were driven to sleep on the ground by your wife again? ”
"Call me Professor Long, thank you." The old dragon and the old dragon's cry sounded like something.
In the words of his little granddaughter, it sounded like the amorous scum dragon who was calling Huanzhu Gegli.
His dear and beloved wife is still angry today because a female professor brought him a snack.
"Okay, old dragon."
Long Zhenshi rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Come over and take a look, this little friend in the forum sent me something." ”