Grandma squirted out a mouthful of tea, spraying directly on her daughter-in-law Cuixiang's head and face.

The old lady was a little embarrassed and hurriedly handed her the handkerchief.

Seeing her aggrieved look, and even because of the grievance, her facial features were wrinkled together, and she almost laughed again.

Coughed twice hurriedly and suppressed the smile.

"Speak well!"

scolded his son, which made Cuixiang up.

Tang Chuxia only reacted, this is the little aunt, helping to help the little aunt sit next to her grandmother, and then she started watching the play.

The little aunt patted Tang Chuxia's hand with satisfaction, this child is the most kind, she used to be rare such a girl, and now it is even rarer.

"Mother, the child's father is talking nonsense, where do I have to make children all the time, but once a day, this is more?"

As she spoke, the little aunt became arrogant and her voice became louder.

"I've been a widow for ten years, and he finally came back, and I'm just making up for the previous amount, which can't be done?"

The little aunt was aggrieved again, and even raised her hand to wipe her tears.

Grandma's face was distorted into a strange appearance, she couldn't bear it, and as soon as she laughed, she pinched her thigh with her hand, so she couldn't hold back her laughter, and her speech was a little out of tune.

"You can't do it once a day, that's your man!"

The little aunt stopped doing it, and immediately patted her thigh and retorted: "Mother, what you said is not right, he is my man, I also feel sorry for him, people say seven times a night, I am afraid that his body will not be able to bear it, only once a day, six times less!" ”

Tang Chuxia couldn't hold back!

Turning his head, his shoulders shaking into a sieve, his hands clenching his wrists tightly.

I was suffocating my belly.

Why didn't I expect this little aunt to be so funny.

Grandma also wiped the physiological tears from the corners of her eyes and held her daughter-in-law Cuixiang's hand: "Son, who did you hear about this from?" ”

The little aunt didn't hesitate, and said directly: "Aunt Shun, they!" ”

Her daughter-in-law is a standard village woman, when her son married back, she took a fancy to her quick hands and feet, worked neatly, and honored her parents.

But the daughters-in-law were married, and they couldn't do without it, so they had to be sent to a literacy class to study.

Who would have thought that he didn't know much of the words, but came back with those women leaders who learned a bunch of messy things.

In the early years, when the youngest son was not at home, he couldn't see it, but he thought that his son would finally go home and live a good life, and made so many jokes.

But the old lady didn't hate this daughter-in-law, and even liked it very much.

I just like her heartless, real character.

Grandma tried to adjust her expression, and explained to her aunt in a good voice: "Don't listen to the nonsense of those women's leaders, what is it to be a man seven times a night?" Mallet? Besides, seven times a night, within a month, the man will have to go to Hades for tea! ”

My aunt didn't believe it.

"I don't believe it, listen to my sister-in-law, my brother can!"

The little aunt said quite seriously, and it could be seen that she had really inquired.

The little uncle was also sitting on the chair next to him at this time, his face flushed.

He is a cultural person, but he didn't expect to be stunned by his aunt's beauty back then, only to find that there is no common language when he marries, the key is that his daughter-in-law is simple and easy to deceive.

Especially when I saw my niece's gossip eyes, my face immediately turned even redder.

"Your brother brags, do you listen too?"

The little uncle couldn't stand the yelling.

The little aunt was in a hurry, and when she was yelled, she naturally couldn't stand it, "Why are you bragging?" Look at my sister-in-law who gave birth to ten sons, if my brother doesn't make it, can he give birth to so many? ”

It makes sense.

Tang Chuxia couldn't help but nod his head.

My brother might really be able to do it.

My uncle's face darkened.

"Is that the same thing?"

The little aunt stomped her foot: "Why is it not the same thing?" It's you who thinks about Su Lan's vixen, and he doesn't do it once a day, and he doesn't even have time for a stick of incense every time!! ”

Tang Chuxia thinks that she should go out, is this kind of gossip really suitable for her to listen to?

If you continue to talk about it, maybe your uncle will no longer have dignity when she sees herself in the future.

She tried to shrink her existence, but unfortunately the living room was so big, and she had no place to hide, so she could only pinch herself to death, and don't laugh out loud.

Otherwise, it won't be explained.

Grandma felt that her face was a little uncontrollable, and coughed heavily: "Okay, okay, a stick of incense is not short, son, men are like that!" ”

The little aunt did not give up.

"No, how can my man be worse than my brother? My brother is a big man, and my man is a cultural person! And teach! ”

The grandmother didn't know what to say about her daughter-in-law's blind worship of her son.

She can yell at everyone in the family, but she can't yell at her little daughter-in-law, she is a mallet, you yell at her, she doesn't yell at you, the key is her brain axis, and she can't turn around.

I can only coax it.

Tang Chuxia was pulled over by her grandmother and stood in front of her aunt: "Xia Xia, tell your aunt about it!" ”

Tang Chuxia pointed to his nose, unable to believe that his grandmother was so unreliable.

What did she say about this?

Let's not mention that her character at this time is a simple yellow flower girl, even if she understands everything, can she let the younger generations persuade the elders here?

She didn't dare to look at her uncle, for fear that her uncle would pinch her to death.

For the safety of her life, and she couldn't collapse her personality, she had to say to her aunt: "Although I don't know what you're talking about, but, I think my uncle should be a man who works all day, my uncle is a professor, and he doesn't usually like to exercise, this is definitely not as good as his uncle, if he wants to achieve the effect, let his uncle exercise!" ”

The nonsense explanation was not hopeful, but the little aunt listened to it.

She slapped her thigh and stood up excitedly: "Yes, why didn't I think of it!" Or the niece is smart! ”

As she spoke, she grabbed her little uncle and shook it.

While shaking, he said to his uncle: "In the future, you will go to pull-ups every day, anyway, now you live in the school family yard, and there is one on the playground." ”

In the early summer of the Tang Dynasty, there was a black line.

Where is the paper-like body of the little uncle, who is the opponent of the sturdy little aunt, he was stunned and shook out of the phantom.

The grandmother looked at her son with a weak heart, feeling that she was a little unkind as a mother.

Tang Chuxia, who seemed to have a bad idea, was also worried, and the grandparents quietly withdrew from the living room, or went out to hide.

As soon as I arrived at the gate of the courtyard, I saw the old man who came back from buying vegetables and Zheng Daqing.

"Grandma, Xia Xia, why did you come out?"

Tang Jianjun thought that they were coming out to greet him, but he thought that Tang Chuxia pointed to the living room in the courtyard.

Zheng Daqing couldn't wait to take a look at the probe, and screamed directly.

A group of heads poked out.,And then a series of wows popped up.。。

"It's exciting!"