The one who can bend and stretch is the little uncle.

Tang Chuxia and Tang's mother saw that when the little uncle was mentioned by the little aunt, they were stunned.

"Why, Cuixiang! If you have something to say, it's good to say! ”

The little uncle begged for mercy with a look on his face.

The little aunt was very satisfied, slowly put him on the ground, and patted him with the soil on his body very kindly.

"Dead ghost, everyone listens to you!" The little aunt gently slapped the little uncle with her punching bag-like fist, and the little uncle sat on the ground.

The little aunt hurriedly lifted the person up again.

I hurriedly touched it from top to bottom, and I was relieved to make sure that I was not injured.

At this time, the little uncle was no longer loveless, and the whole person was wooden.

Tang Chuxia and Tang's mother, who were not far away, pinched their thighs to death, afraid that if one of them didn't hold back their laughter, it was estimated that they would be hated by their uncle when they turned around.

In order to divert their attention, the two of them fell on the woman who was still lying on the ground, and Tang Chuxia asked Tang's mother in a low voice: "That is the woman who seduced the little uncle?" ”

Tang Mu nodded uncertainly: "It should be!" ”

"You don't look like a vixen, do you?" How did Tang Chuxia feel that the other party had no potential to be a vixen except for being thin.

Tang's mother reminded her in a low voice: "In the eyes of your little aunt, as long as anyone thinner than her is a vixen!" ”

Early Summer of the Tang Dynasty: ......

She swept over the stout figure of her aunt, and then at the woman lying on the ground.

Coquette!

It really looks like!

Sure enough, there is no concept without comparison.

Tang Chuxia was still in the middle of brain supplementation, and he saw his little uncle roaring with a red face: "You stop Lao Tzu!" But he regretted it when he finished yelling, because his aunt narrowed her eyes.

At that moment, Tang Chuxia felt a murderous aura.

She saw her little aunt's big fan-like hand on her little uncle's shoulder, "Who are you?" ”

The anger that rose up from the little uncle disappeared in an instant, and even his legs trembled, and he said in a hurry: "Once every two days!" ”

The little aunt snorted coldly: "Am I so easily coaxed?" ”

The little uncle raised a finger sadly: "Once a day, this is done!" ”

The little aunt's face is comparable to the Sichuan opera face, and she immediately smiled, "This is what you said, once a day!" I'll go back and make you chicken soup!" Every cell of her muscular body revealed joy.

He just jumped two steps, then stepped back and squatted on top of the vixen who sat up.

Her fingers poked into the shoulder, poking them back.

The vixens wept.

She felt very unlucky, how could she meet such a bad star.

"I didn't seduce you man!"

The vixen cried, really cried.

The little aunt sighed: "I'm not talking about this, but I'm telling you that my man said once a day, once a day!" Do you know what that means? ”

The little aunt rubbed her hands, her eyes lit up with excitement, and she said in a low voice: "I squeezed him dry, even if he sucks you away, you can't use it!" ”

After she finished speaking, she proudly came to a conclusion: "One stick of incense at a time, I won't do it without it!" ”

The little aunt jumped and ran.

It could be seen from the back that she was very happy.

The little uncle's face turned black to the bottom of the pot.

Tang Chuxia couldn't hold back anymore, and pounded the wall next to him and laughed wildly.

Even Tang's mother couldn't hold back, shaking her shoulders, laughing so hard that her belly hurt, only the fox spirit on the ground looked confused, and she didn't know what was going on at all.

She looked at her uncle blankly: "What once a day?" What does one stick of incense mean at a time? ”

My uncle's face turned black and red, and he really switched freely!

It's worrying about whether his veins can still hold it.

"It's to pay the public food once a day, half an hour at a time, and the little aunt will find you trouble if it is less than this time!" Zheng Duoqing kindly explained, In exchange for the roar of the little uncle.

"Zheng Duoqing, are you itching?"

The little uncle finally found an outlet to vent, where can he let it go.

Poor Zheng Duoqing was naturally chased and beaten by his uncle, and the fox spirit on the ground was also flushed.

She didn't expect that her little aunt could be so strong, and she could say this kind of thing, which was shameless.

"That, are you called Su Lan?" Tang's mother couldn't stand it anymore and helped Su Lan.

Su Lan nodded: "You are?" ”

Tang's mother smiled: "I am Zheng Wendong's sister!" ”

Su Lan hurriedly held Tang's mother's hand and explained anxiously: "Sister of the Zheng family, I really haven't had anything out of the ordinary with your brother!" ”

Tang Mu can also see it, if there is really something, it is not such a reaction.

She took someone into the yard and saw that her aunt was already boiling chicken soup in the kitchen, so she explained to Su Lan: "My sister-in-law has a simple personality and doesn't have any bad intentions, I'll compensate you on her behalf!" ”

Su Lan waved his hand again and again: "That's nothing, I didn't explain it to her clearly, so she misunderstood." ”

At this time, the little uncle was also tired, and when he returned to the house, he sat next to Tang's mother: "She came to me to help write a document about going back to school and work." ”

After the little uncle finished speaking, he angrily pointed to the kitchen and was about to shout a loud accusation, but when he saw the little aunt poking out a head, he immediately lowered his voice and was very aggrieved, "Cuixiang knows that he wronged me!" ”

Tang Chuxia burst out laughing, and when he saw the cannibalistic eyes of his little uncle, he immediately covered his mouth and pulled Zheng Duoqing, who had entered the house, and rushed out.

"Uncle, I'll help you appease your aunt!"

The two ran away.

Uncle is called a grievance.

Tang Chuxia rushed to the kitchen with Zheng Duoqing and held down the little aunt who was about to have a seizure.

Zheng Duoqing saw that Tang Chuxia wanted to be appeased, so he spoke first: "Little aunt, let me tell you, the little uncle must have something to do with that woman, and he even worries about other people's work!" ”

Tang Chuxia patted Zheng Duoqing and told him to shut up, isn't this arch fire!

But my little aunt has a tendon, and I really believe it.

"I'm going to break his legs, three legs will become two legs, and I can only obediently make a baby at home!"

In the early summer of the Tang Dynasty, Zheng Duoqing shivered.

Tough has to be a little aunt.

Ordinary people would never be able to say this.

"Little uncle, if you are so powerful, little uncle will definitely have quantity but no quality!" Tang Chuxia hurriedly dissuaded, the little aunt didn't understand what she meant, and after Tang Chuxia explained, the little aunt cried and asked for help.

"What then? I really want to have a baby! ”

The little aunt cried and was very aggrieved.

Zheng Duoqing thought of being chased and beaten by his uncle, and bad water came out.

"Little aunt, let me give you a suggestion, 100% let the little uncle obey you, do you want to listen?"

The little aunt nodded immediately without suspicion, and her eyes lit up staring at Zheng Duoqing.

I heard Zheng Duo clear his throat and beckon to his little aunt, who whispered to him, and then the more he listened, his eyes widened, and finally he slapped his thigh directly.

(End of chapter)