Chapter 266: Funny Couplet
Tang Chuxia got into the quilt again, closed his eyes and asked him to speak quickly.
Anyway, I'm used to this guy breaking in in the middle of the night.
Gu Beihuai lowered his voice and asked, "Do you really want to sleep with me?" ”
Tang Chuxia opened his eyes suddenly, if he turned on the light, he should be able to see the green light in Tang Chuxia's eyes.
She really thought that she died without eating meat in her previous life, and in this life she thought that she would eat meat first, and as for whether she would die early, at least she would not regret it.
But as a result, Gu Beihuai laughed when he saw her reaction.
"Why did you sleep?" Tang Chuxia reached out to hold Gu Beihuai's cheek, naturally he didn't hold anything, and heard Gu Beihuai's teasing voice: "I won't sleep for you!" ”
Tang Chuxia fell back, this kind of bear man should be cleaned up.
Not too much?
How could you tease her like that?
After Tang Chuxia ignored Gu Beihuai, Gu Beihuai came over again: "Seriously, what are your plans for the New Year?" ”
Tang Chuxia sighed: "Didn't I say it, I want to take the college entrance examination, I must study hard and strive to be admitted!" She seems to have said this a long time ago.
It may be that a lot of things have happened this winter, so that many people don't realize that Tang Chuxia is talking about this seriously, but think that she is joking.
Gu Beihuai didn't take it seriously at first, but when he saw Tang Chuxia's serious expression, he suddenly realized that she should be telling the truth.
"Have you figured out that if you go to university, you may have to go to school and take classes step by step, but what do you want to study? Studying mechanics? ”
Gu Beihuai was lying on Tang Chuxia's side, with a curious expression.
Tang Chuxia yawned and said casually: "How is it possible, I'm not interested in those things, I'm going to study veterinarian!" ”
Gu Beihuai was too frightened and fell out of bed, got up and looked at Tang Chuxia: "What are you kidding?" ”
Tang Chuxia shrugged: "I'm not kidding, I really think so, why don't you believe me?" ”
Veterinarian?
Not to mention whether the Tang family will agree, the key is what are veterinarians doing now?
Tang Chuxia didn't believe Gu Beihuai, so he explained to him: "I tell you, I believe sister, in the future, veterinarians will definitely be very popular, maybe they will become miracle doctors!" ”
Gu Beihuai sneered: "Are you going to treat a tiger or a leopard?" Veterinarian? In addition to digging feces and manure for cattle and sheep, do you need a veterinarian? ”
Tang Chuxia sat up suddenly.
Forget the current era, now is not her last life, the veterinarian is indeed popular, the time is not right.
After thinking of this question, Tang Chuxia fell into deep thought.
Gu Beihuai was very satisfied with Tang Chuxia's face to this matter, and reminded again: "If you want to be lazy, go and study journalism!" ”
Tang Chuxia shook her head into a rattle, and watching the news was a lofty profession, but in fact, it was too offensive for Tang Chuxia, and she was not a person who liked to stand in front of people.
Move your wrist, and finally find that you can be lazy or what you are good at.
"I'd better go study medicine!"
Although studying medicine is very hard, the knowledge of her previous life and the blessing of divine power in this life can be much easier.
Gu Beihuai was so angry with her that he didn't have anything to say, "Haven't you ever thought that someone can be more relaxed and have free time?" ”
Tang Chuxia looked at Gu Beihuai's back and muttered: "The door is not closed, what should I do if the cold wind comes in?" He had to get out of bed by himself to close the door and lie down on the bed again: "I can do whatever I want!" ”
She actually understood what Gu Beihuai meant, but she didn't want to cooperate.
I slept soundly all night, but the next day I was called by the eldest brother and was very unhappy: "Go write couplets!" ”
The couplets at home were written in the early summer of the Tang Dynasty in previous years, and the third brother was not at home! The calligraphy of the other brothers could not be read.
Tang Chuxia yawned and wanted to say, "I won't either!" ”
But she didn't dare, fortunately, her brush writing was really not good, but she was good at drawing, and she could write in the way of painting.
After breakfast, she saw that her eldest brother had already cleaned up the coffee table and asked Tang Chuxia to write couplets on it.
"Big brother, can't we go to the study?" Tang Chuxia was very speechless, rolled up his sleeves, took the brush, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, although the Tang family was all soldiers, they couldn't hold back their love for cultural people.
When Tang was writing in the early summer, they all gathered around to watch.
Tang Chuxia was afraid of revealing the stuffing, so he didn't want to put pen to paper, but Tang's mother patted her: "Write quickly, it's only a year, and when you get married next year, you won't have a chance!" ”
Tang Chuxia was shocked, can't he write couplets after getting married?
didn't give her a chance to ask, and the sister-in-law next to her smiled: "I'll let my younger brother and sister write it in the future!" The future third sister-in-law sitting next to her smiled.
Tang Chuxia wanted to hand over the brush now, but he was terrible to be cleaned up by Tang's mother.
A big red piece of paper was cut into long strips, Tang Chuxia took a deep breath, thought of some funny couplets he had seen in his previous life, and wrote directly.
It's just that when everyone saw the things on the couplet, Tang Mu pinched Tang Chuxia's ears: "Tang Chuxia, are you itching?" ”
Tang Chuxia put down the brush and shouted pain, "Mom, you don't understand, I'm an innovation, you see, although the words are a little incomprehensible, the meaning is very clear, right?" ”
She pulled Licorice, a man who didn't read much, over: "Can you understand what Licorice means?" ”
Licorice looked at it carefully for a long time, and said uncertainly: "Love the country, love the family, love freedom, fire prevention, theft prevention, and parents, the horizontal criticism is: true love is priceless!" ”
Tang Chuxia gave a thumbs up to the licorice.
Tang's mother was so angry that she beat people.
"What are you talking about, you dead girl?"
Tang Chuxia ran away, and behind him was the movement of the Tang family laughing crazy, especially the future third sister-in-law and eldest sister-in-law, they didn't expect Tang Chuxia to be so funny.
Especially the phrase that true love is priceless.
The couplet of the early summer of the Tang Dynasty should be an idea derived from a certain poem.
It's just that she doesn't write words, but many words are replaced with pictures, which is both funny and real.
Among the children of the Tang family, except for the marriage of the early summer of the Tang family, the others were found by themselves.
Tang Chuxia is not wrong!
Tang's mother couldn't catch up with Tang Chuxia, so she pinched her waist at the door and shouted: "Tang Chuxia, you come back to my mother and continue to write couplets!" ”
It happened that Gu's mother came to deliver bacon, and when she saw Tang's mother's appearance, she asked curiously, and learned about the couplet, and she laughed so much that tears came out of her eyes.
"Oh, my mother, is our Xia Xia so talented? I'll write two of them for our family! ”
Tang Chuxia leaned behind Gu's mother and shouted, "That's a must!" ”
Tang's mother wanted to clean up Tang Chuxia again, but unfortunately she couldn't fight.
"You little rabbit cub, hurry up and marry Huo Huo, your Aunt Hong!"
Gu's mother: It's not Huo Huo, it's an honor!
(End of chapter)