Chapter 1206: Spider Silk

When the father and son gossiped alone, Chi Er became even more "carried away": "Does the fourteenth uncle look like a woman?" ”

The son's question can be said to have made His Majesty the Emperor scratch his head: "Chi'er said that the fourteenth uncle, but does he mean the fourteenth?" Who told you he looked like a woman? ”

"It's Uncle Nine who said that Uncle Fourteen is more beautiful than a woman!"

Xiao Jiulang actually "slandered" He Fourteen so much behind his back? He Ye was amused, but he was a little puzzled: "Your ninth uncle, why did you suddenly make fun of your fourteenth uncle?" ”

"It's Chi'er who always heard the ancestor talk about the fourteenth uncle, but I haven't seen the fourteenth uncle, and I was curious, so I asked the ninth uncle what the fourteenth uncle looked like, and the ninth uncle said that the fourteenth uncle was called Sai Pan'an, I saw that the ninth uncle had painted Pan An, and his face was whiter than that of a woman, if the fourteenth uncle was really Sai Pan'an, wouldn't he look more like a woman?"

"When I see your fourteenth uncle in the future, don't dare to say this to your face, otherwise the fourteenth uncle will definitely be annoyed." He Chengtai is now a dignified official and a scholar, and he was treated as a sissy by Chi Er, He Ye just made up for He Shangshu's angry appearance, and he couldn't help but want to laugh at him, but in the end, he still remembered the way of the monarch and the minister, and told Chi Er again: "Your aunt regards the fourteenth uncle as a sibling brother, and it is not an exaggeration for you to call him an uncle, but after the fourteenth uncle is the clan, even Aya should call him a clan brother, according to Ayah, you should call him the fourteenth uncle, Aya can be the son of heaven, the fourteenth uncle can be described as a hero, and he will also be Chi'er's minister in the future, in private, Chi Er should respect the elder, Yu Gong, and the prince should pay tribute to the heroes, so Chi Er remembered that he would not dare to be naughty in front of the Fourteen Uncles in the future. ”

Chi'er doesn't seem to understand, but although His Majesty the Emperor has never held up a strict father's frame in front of his own son, he doesn't need to do so to win Chi'er's respect, for his father's teachings, Chi'er doesn't need to "supervise" at all, and consciously keeps it in mind: "Aye, don't worry, I will never say that the fourteenth uncle looks like a woman, even if the fourteenth uncle really looks like a woman, I won't say it!" But why did the fourteenth uncle make him angry when he looked like a woman? ”

"If Chi'er is told by others to look like a girl, will Chi'er be angry?"

"Brother Ai said that I look like her, Chi'er is not angry."

His Majesty the Emperor froze: "This crazy girl, where do you look like her?!" Wrong...... Chi Er actually knew that Ai Lu was a woman? ”

"I know, Brother Ai is going to marry Brother Qu, how can two men worship the church, of course Brother Ai is a woman, and Brother Ai himself admits it." It turned out that this time a team of guards who went to Bishan to meet the emperor's eldest son, Qu Feng'er was one of them, Ai Lu of course volunteered to go along, and happily shared the good news of her marriage with the emperor's eldest son on the way, and finally made the emperor's eldest son believe in the fact that she was a daughter.

"Then you still call her Brother Ai." He Ye smiled.

"It's because my son is not used to changing his words for a while." Chi Er touched the bridge of his nose: "Aya hasn't told me yet, why is the fourteenth uncle angry!" "Children are obsessed with all sorts of whys.

"You don't get annoyed that you look like her, but what if you look like the rest of the women? For example, like those women who are weak and do not pass the wind, and they tremble when they say anything, are you angry? His Majesty the Emperor had no choice but to make another analogy.

Chi Er wrung her brows and thought for a while, and said seriously: "The ancestor also said that I look like A-Niang, I am not annoyed, but if I change it...... It's like the lady Ren in the grandmother's hall today...... "actually hugged her arms and pretended to shiver: "It must be annoying!" ”

He Ye laughed twice and raised his eyebrows proudly: "Chi Er also thinks it's a bit embarrassing to grow into Ren's appearance, right?" ”

"It's a shame!" The eldest son of the emperor nodded his head solemnly: "The incense on my body is too strong, I can't help but want to sneeze when I get closer, and I still pinch my throat when I speak, not cool at all, obviously angry, with a smile on my face, it seems to be smart, in fact, I am much dumber than A-Niang, and the corners of my mouth twitch when I am squeezed by A-Niang's three or two words, and I can't help but gasp, if the nanny sees her, she will definitely say that she has no style." ”

"Chi'er has a good eye! If you see this kind of woman again in the future, how far away and how far away, don't look at them stupid, in fact, they still have a femme fatale, which is more terrible than Awu. ”

"Awu is not terrible!" The eldest son of the emperor was very stubborn about this: "Awu is fierce, taller than Aya, although he has fangs, he never bites, and with Awu accompanying me, even the jackals dare not bare their teeth at me, and run fast with their tails." ”

"Okay, good, Awu is not terrible, such as Ren's and the like, is more terrible than a jackal, Chi'er is still young, not as powerful as Awu, you must stay away from jackals when you meet them, be careful not to be deceived by jackals to the wolf's den." His Majesty the Emperor pinched Chi'er's little nose: "Although Aya A-Niang protects you and will not let you be taken away by the jackal, if you are deceived by the jackal, you will make people laugh and be embarrassed." ”

"A-Niang has also lost people." The eldest son of the emperor completely forgot his earlier promise: "The ancestor said that A-Niang stole wine when she was a child, and dared to skip school with the fourteenth uncle, pretending to be a small girl to go to the West Market, and bought a lot of rouge, while the ancestor of Langji was drunk, he smeared rouge on the face of the ancestor, but he was naughty." ”

Although Chi'er didn't shout, His Majesty the Emperor still couldn't help but reach out to cover his son's mouth: "Shizu teased you, when your aunt was a child, how could she be so naughty, stealing wine and drinking or possibly, how could you skip school with the fourteenth uncle, the fourteenth uncle is more than ten years older than your aunt, when your aunt is as old as you, the fourteenth uncle has already left the school, how can you be as naughty as your aunt...... Hey, even I was stunned by your kid, and your aunt didn't do such a naughty thing as smearing rouge on the face of the teacher in the past. ”

Chi Er was so anxious that she broke His Majesty the Emperor's fingers, glared and pleaded: "The ancestor will never tell lies, and A-Niang also admitted it, knowing that it was a shame, and told me not to tell others." Suddenly woke up and broke his promise, and hurriedly ran out: "It's me who teases Aye, Ayemo is serious, don't tell A-Niang." ”

Seeing that the naughty boy disappeared in a blink of an eye, his legs and feet were so flexible that His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but be amazed, touching his chin and muttering: "Chi'er was too young back then, I haven't had time to teach the set of mental methods that I have practiced since I was a child, I didn't expect to send it to Bishan, but Ling Xutian Master taught him the Taoist mental method, although he has not formally learned to ride and shoot, the body is light but far superior to the ordinary, this Taoist technique, it is really mysterious." ”

There was a sudden movement in his heart, and he secretly said: With the demeanor and temperament of Ling Xu's Heavenly Master, it seems that he does not use shopping words to amuse children, but Chi Er said that the troubles of Eleven Niang are too bizarre, Eleven Niang was five years old when she was five years old, and she was a calm and dignified lady, is there another side that is not known? Even so, He Shishilang is much older than her, why should she be pestered, Ling Xutian Master should not use these two words, if it is said that He Shishilang is used to indulging in Eleven Niang, it is reasonable.

Could it be that Chi'er misunderstood? Eleven Niang didn't bother to correct it?

His Majesty the Emperor could have thought that Ling Xutian Master was because he knew that Chi'er was too awe-inspiring for Shi Niang, and was afraid that the child would alienate his biological mother, so he used the childhood anecdotes of being a mother as an opportunity to eliminate the estrangement between mother and son, but Ling Xu Heavenly Master subconsciously thought of Wu Dan's troubles, which is not to blame for Heavenly Master, it is true that Shi Niang's childhood did not have any troubles to talk about.

Although He Ye felt strange, he didn't think that this matter was worth investigating at this time, and of course he wouldn't betray his son, so he asked Shi Niang for verification in a serious way.

This night, a family of three flesh and blood / reunion, very enjoyed a family fun, until the night was deep, Chi Er finally couldn't help but sleep deeply, His Majesty the Emperor personally took the child to the bed that had been arranged a few days ago, and when he came back, he saw that Eleven Niang had also closed his eyes and fell asleep, although he saw that the "little faint gentleman" could only starve, his happy mood was not affected at all, he reached out and hugged the sleeping woman into his arms, listening to her slow breathing, and the tip of her nose had her elegant fragrance, While He Ye was satisfied, he suddenly felt a faint regret.

He has obviously worked so hard, why can't he add another brother and sister to Chi'er?