Chapter 5: My Damned Countenance

The fat tour guide was heartbroken, thinking that this broken stone was useless anyway, but fortunately it was sold to the man in the cap.

The fat tour guide was like a deflated ball, and did not continue to explain Qingcheng Mountain to the passengers, and there was only a snoring sound left in the car, which was bumping up and down with the bus.

Four hours later, the group finally arrived at this famous Taoist mountain, Gu Chen looked up from the bottom, obviously on the bus to see that the sky was still clear outside, but now the whole mountain forest is full of fog, and the peak is looming.

The fat tour guide asked Gu Chen and his party to gather together, and led them directly to the mountain gate, along the way, the fat tour guide praised the characteristic buildings of Qingcheng Mountain, quoted scriptures, and combined with folk tales, it was called a shocking ghost and god.

Gu Chen never believed in this, and looked at these buildings by himself, but he still couldn't help but admire the wisdom of these ancients in his heart.

Gu Xiaoxiao was much more energetic, and after a while, he took Gu Chen's hand and shouted, "Wow...... Brother, look at it", and after a while, I didn't know where to go.

made Gu Chen jump up and down, and after finding Gu Xiaoxiao, he had to hurry up and follow the fat tour guide, after all, Qingcheng Mountain is too big, mainly he is still a road idiot, when he was in Jiangbei City, he often got lost, and even sometimes called Gu Xiaoxiao and asked Gu Xiaoxiao to bring it back.

After the group crossed the mountain gate, until they arrived at the tourist square, the fat tour guide asked everyone to dissolve by themselves, and then gathered for dinner at five o'clock in the afternoon.

Gu Xiaoxiao was like an elk returning to the mountains and a fish entering the river, running around the whole square, very happy.

Gu Chen also had a big head for a while, there was no way, after all, his sister had never been out of the house before, even himself, in fact, his heart was quite uncalm, but no matter how he said it, he couldn't be unreliable in front of his sister.

Gu Chen followed Gu Xiaoxiao to the depths of the square, Gu Xiaoxiao suddenly turned his head to Gu Chen and smiled at Gu Chen, and said in a coquettish voice: "Oh, my good brother, buy me a string of sugar gourds, okay."

Gu Chen's heart was like a lightning strike, he retched for a while, glanced at Gu Xiaoxiao and said, "Can you be normal, give it to you, and buy it yourself" As he spoke, he handed Gu Xiaoxiao ten yuan.

Gu Xiaoxiao's conspiracy succeeded, and he jumped next to the vendor who bought sugar gourds.

Gu Xiaoxiao took out ten yuan and said to the vendor: "Hello uncle! Two strings of sugar gourds".

The vendor blackened his face and shouted, "Uncle Ji Mao, am I old?" ”

"Hello Uncle Feather! Two strings of sugar gourds," Gu Xiaoxiao said with a grin.

The vendor guy was stunned for a moment, and just wanted to say a few words, Gu Xiaoxiao didn't care so much, after taking two strings of sugar gourds, he directly put the money in the vendor's bag, and found the money himself.

Gu Xiaoxiao picked up the sugar gourd and turned around to leave, still muttering in a cherry-like mouth: "What a pervert, there is still an Uncle Ji Mao this year?"

The vendor guy was stunned, leaving only the confused vendor guy messy in the wind......

Gu Xiaoxiao ate the sugar gourd in his mouth, walked up to Gu Chen, and handed him another string of sugar gourds, "Brother Lai, give you a string"

Then he turned around, glanced at the vendor guy, and nodded thoughtfully up and down at the vendor with his chin in his hand.

After that, he made a whisper to Gu Chen, and said in a voice that the vendor guy could just hear: "Brother, let me tell you, I met a pervert just now, and he asked me to call him Uncle Ji Mao."

Gu Chen didn't know what to say, so he had to echo Gu Xiaoxiao and smirk, then smiled apologetically at the vendor guy and nodded his head to express his apologies.

The vendor guy was dumbfounded, and thought to himself, "Good guy, you are a brother who actually nodded and said that I am a pervert, sure enough, these two brothers and sisters are the same dog, it is really unbearable for uncles and aunts, today I Chu Sheng must teach this pair of rude people."

In this way, Chu Sheng's originally dull eyes ignited with monstrous anger, staring at Gu Chen, and just opened his big mouth to scold.

But in Gu Chen's eyes, Chu Sheng looked at him stupidly for a long time, and then suddenly opened his mouth and smiled at him.

Gu Chen only felt that the soles of his feet were numb, and a cold shiver spread from the soles of his feet to his brain, thinking: This guy shouldn't be "gay gay", this guy can't be fascinated by my damn face!!