Chapter 124: "I heard you scold me." ”

After being reduced to a dry corpse.

No need to eat, no need to sleep, no need to drink water.

No hunger, no exhaustion.

Being in an emotional state 24 hours a day can be quite torturous for the average person, but for those elderly people who are not used to global gamification in the first place, this time is a great occasion for retirement.

Before entering the Sands of Time, bring chess, mahjong, and playing cards!

Then the following series of absurd and outrageous images appeared!

In the first layer of the Sands of Time, the entire map is reduced to darkness, and the visibility of human players is only 1 meter!

The human player is vigilant and continues to run forward according to the information on the ground!

Behind are countless younger corpse players, full of energy and ambition rushing towards human players, bound to infect a few more players to earn more points.

It looks like the whole scene is extremely exciting!

But there are other images in the darkness.

I saw two old men who had become dried corpses sitting in front of a chessboard, debating fiercely, and there were countless old men around the chessboard who were also pointing fiercely.

"Vault the horse, don't jump the double cannon on the opposite side!"

"Lao Li, do you know how to play chess!"

The ancients had clouds, watching chess and not saying a true gentleman, perhaps in a more ancient era, people knew that there was an extremely disgusting existence called pressure monsters.

And in the darkness next door, there were three old men and an old woman gathered around a table.

"Four two with two kings, does anyone want four with two?"

"I want, my five kings take sixty-two, five bring six, and press you."

At this point, the human players who were running for their lives finally couldn't help it, and one of them looked at the source of the sound in the darkness with an angry face.

"Do you know how to play cards, what kind of cards are the five kings and sixty-two people playing?"

"Don't you see we're running for our lives? Can you please not make a sound! ”

But that's not all.

"The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most happy."

An elegant melody slowly came out of the darkness.

Take a look.

It turned out to be a group of old ladies with dried corpses dancing a square dance with the lead dancer in the dark!

Is there a better place for square dancing than the Sands of Time map?

There is enough space for no one to say that they are disturbing the people, and even if someone says that there is no need to bother.

And you don't need to remember the time to go home and cook for your granddaughter, how carefree it is.

That's it.

The entire painting style of the Sand of Time map is divided into two parts.

The air in the east was full of Xiao Killing, and all kinds of scheming infighting were full of blood and hatred.

But the air in the west is full of leisurely atmosphere, like a paradise.

"Hahahaha!!"

After all, the rabbit still didn't hold back his laughter, and couldn't help but laugh out loud when he looked at the human players on the forum who kept complaining about the increasing number of dried corpse old ladies in the Sand of Time map!

Besides.

The Sands of Time map has also been developed by players to play a lot.

For example, some players bet on human nature, and pick up the corpse grenade that was originally used to clean up the passage of the second level, and use it to brush up big points in the corpse pit of the fourth level.

Without the corpse grenade, it will naturally lead to the fact that the corpses in the second level will not be quickly cleaned up, and there will be several more infected players.

But these players obviously don't care, and they play a dead friend who doesn't die poorly.

In addition, there are also derivative gameplay such as devils leading the way, inner ghost Sima, and never looking back, etc., which makes this map full of more randomness, which is much more interesting than when they first opened up the wasteland.

And that wilderness map.

Before entering the map, the map rules stated that when they left the map, the next group of players who came in would attack the house that their first group of players had built.

Now the first players are out.

But apparently, this group of people has an explosive mentality, and they are angrily and constantly insulting in the forum, and thousands of floors have been built!

The other players couldn't help but feel pity when they figured out what happened to this group of players.

According to the rules, these players will be teleported into the wilderness and then cut down trees to make tools such as catapults to attack the player's buildings, but the reality is -

As soon as these players were teleported into the map, they found that they were surrounded by a wall of air behind them and a tall wall in front of them.

Don't talk about moving forward and backward.

It's hard to even turn around.

Looking at the map, I realized that in the last group of players who built a house in the wilderness, there was a player named Rabbit who built a house the size of the wilderness map.

And they can't land in the house.

So they landed in the middle of the gap between the wall of air and the wall.

The deadliest thing is! Behind the wall, there were stacks of arrow towers attacking them, and they were glad that the map could be resurrected in place, and they hated that this map could be resurrected in place!

They are constantly being shot to death by the arrow tower in this cramped gap, and then resurrected in this cramped gap!

As for what is cutting down trees to make tools, it's, where is there a tree on the map? It's empty, like a devil has entered the village!

Whereas the duration of the map is 24 hours.

So these players died and died in this cramped gap, but fortunately, some players found that as long as they were lying in the crack, the arrow tower would lose their vision, and they would not attack them.

It's a little uncomfortable, but at least you don't have to feel like you're dying.

In this way, this group of players was like a water prison, and they were finally released after 24 hours in it, and the first time they were released was to log in to the forum of Yancheng, and they began to look angry and scold the rabbit!

The Rabbit nodded with satisfaction as he happily flipped through the floors that kept insulting him.

That's the effect.

That's what he wants.

"What are you laughing at?"

Chen Yi glanced at the rabbit who had been entertaining himself while sitting beside him, and asked casually with some curiosity.

"It's okay, it's okay."

The rabbit's belly continued to rise and fall due to laughter, and he waved his hand to signal that it was okay.

Chen Yi didn't ask any more questions, but got up and walked towards the bathroom: "I'll go to the toilet, you can help me adjust the bowl." ”

"Oh, okay, no problem."

When the rabbit heard this, he put down his phone and walked towards the table.

Brother Yi has a habit of eating four hot pots, one of which is the original flavor, and the remaining three need a bowl to accompany the flavor.

"Ahh

As soon as Chen Yi came out of the bathroom, he saw a woman wearing a tight short skirt and a black silk fishnet and stepping on high heels as if she had broken her foot, and fell upside down towards him.

"Bang."

Chen Yi's face changed, and without the slightest hesitation, he instantly took out a sniper rifle from his arms and put it against the woman's body, pulled the trigger, and shot it on the spot.

A slightly dull sound of gunfire rang out in the space.

“.”

The woman who was about to speak with apologetic eyes suddenly froze in place, feeling the tingling pain in her body and the slightly hot muzzle of her abdomen, and was stunned for nearly ten seconds.

After making sure that he was not dead, but only had a nosebleed, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes and he looked at Chen Yi in a trembling voice: "What are you doing here?" ”

She didn't know what was going on.

Why did Chen Yi shoot all of a sudden?

What about the signs?

Is there no sign at all?

"Who are you?"

Chen Yi's eyes flashed with a cold light, and the muzzle of the gun was directly pressed against the woman's abdomen, staring at the woman's eyes and saying word by word.

"Don't you know who I am?"

"Since you don't know who I am, what kind of shot are you shooting!!"

The woman looked at Chen Yi who was standing in front of her with some emotional collapse, and felt a little unsure of how to continue for a while: "I just accidentally fell, why did you shoot all of a sudden?" ”

"Take your clothes off."

Chen Yi stared at the woman in front of him expressionlessly and said softly.

"What did you say?"

"I took off my clothes, and my patience was limited."

The woman raised her head and gritted her teeth and stared at Chen Yi's expression, seeing that he was not joking, and then thinking about the man's order, her red lips bit slightly, closed her eyes, and felt a little humiliated, and the tight short skirt on her body faded.

At this time, she only hoped that no one would pass by here, so that she could save some face.

Chen Yi's expression told her that if she didn't do it, she might really die here today.

She didn't want to die yet.

"Take off your underwear too."

The woman's eyes were closed tightly and she didn't resist, but her chest was rising and falling, and she covered her arms on her chest after removing all her clothes: "Are you satisfied?" What exactly do you want to do? ”

Chen Yi didn't speak, just turned the sniper rifle into a cane, kept scanning the woman's body, and only nodded after making sure that there were no blades hidden in some places such as hair, garden, and clothing mezzanine.

He didn't hear the woman scolding him in her heart.

Although there is still the possibility of carrying offensive items in the backpack, the probability of assassinating him is already very low.

If you came for the assassination just now, the prop should be on the body, and there is only a moment of chance after falling, and it will take a lot of time to take out the dagger from the backpack and want to assassinate it

The first time this woman fell towards him, he had only one thought in his heart, this woman was here to assassinate her.

There is no reasoning.

It's just that he knows that he has been in the limelight a bit lately, and it is normal for someone to make a move on him, and he has been on guard against this matter.

After determining that there is basically no problem.

Chen Yicai turned around and walked towards the hall outside, and dropped a word.

"Be careful next time you walk."

“.”

The woman who squatted on the ground, picked up the clothes on the ground, held them in her arms, and curled up in the corner looked at Chen Yi's departing back, and couldn't help but have a trace of resentment and anger flashing in her eyes, and scolded in her heart.

Maniac, maniac one!

Wait for me to make you fall in love with me in the future, ride on your head to and pee, and I will take revenge for today!

With a few props, I really think I'm the Emperor of the Earth!

Gao Yiming, that brute is also a bastard, I have to let myself come into contact with such a pervert, do you know that I almost died here!

That's when —

The woman suddenly noticed that Chen Yi had gone and returned again, and after being slightly stunned for a moment, a hint of possibility appeared in her heart, and an inadvertent joy flashed in her eyes, and she deliberately moved the clothes blocking the spring light a little down.

Stretching out his white arm and gently rubbing his ankle, there was a hint of complaint and flirtation in his voice.

"Now you know that you are looking for someone to admit your mistake?"

However, I saw this young man standing a step in front of her with a cane, staring at her expressionlessly and whispering, "I heard you scold me." ”

"Huh?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, a trace of disbelief and fear flashed in the depths of her eyes, and she subconsciously said in denial: "I didn't, I really didn't, I swear." ”

"I hear you."

(End of chapter)