Chapter 160: "How dare you smoke, don't you know that smoking will be banned in July?" ”
"Hmm."
Chen Yi nodded his head and stuffed the threshold in his hand into his backpack, ready to wait for the map to take a closer look.
And the rabbit is breathing is already a little short, looking at the widow in front of him with a straight waist and some red eyes, originally he didn't feel anything, but just now this widow bent down in front of him was a little unbearable.
The material of the nightdress is silk and it is loose.
As soon as you bend over, you can basically see the spring light at a glance.
He saw what should have been seen and what should not have been seen.
That's when —
With the white light flashing in front of them, a prompt sound appeared in the ears of the two of them.
"Ding, congratulations to the 'Rabbits Don't Kill' team for successfully clearing the E-class map Nocturnal Widow's Village."
"Now let's start the map evaluation."
"Map Rating: 100% Perfection Rating, you killed all the goblins in seventeen minutes and found the real widow, and your speed and efficiency in clearing the level are enough to deserve this rating."
"Map Rewards: 100% Rating Reward - 8,000 bonds, D-Rank Item Chest*2, Special Reward Widow Threshold*1."
"PS: The map score is from 1%-100%, and the first squad to clear the Platoon map will have a score of 100%, which is the initial perfect score.
The subsequent scores of other teams will be scored according to the scores of this team.
If a subsequent squad is rated more than this one, the squad will be rated 100% and will be the new perfect scoring criterion.
The other squads in the squad will be graded based on the squad's rating."
When the chime fell, the two returned to their rental house.
"Is it 100% rated?"
Rabbit said thoughtfully: "If this is the scoring mechanism, theoretically speaking, the sooner you enter the new map, the easier it is to get a better rating. ”
The mechanics are simple.
When there are fewer people entering the map, the full score is 10 points, and when there are more people entering the map later, the full score is 100 points.
When there are fewer people, you get 5 points, and you get 50% of the map evaluation points.
But when there are more people, you get 5 points, and you only get 5% of the map evaluation points.
The same score, but because of the different criteria for full score, will get different percentages of map evaluation scores.
Chen Yi didn't speak, but looked at the special reward he had received from the map, a D-class prop.
"Item Name": Widow Threshold.
"Item Level" :D level items.
"Item Effect": If this item is placed at the entrance of a building, a life form with lust inside cannot step through the threshold to enter the building.
"Prop Introduction": "I am a Taoist priest who travels to the world, and one day I went to the Red Mansion with a very bad attitude, so I placed this prop at the entrance of the Red Mansion - a blind Taoist priest in a travel. ”
A rule item.
In most cases, it's useless, after all, you can't go through the entrance, not to mention the windows, ceilings, walls, underground, etc.
And the preconditions are still high, and it must be a life form with lust in the heart.
But it is still somewhat useful in some special situations.
Like what
Chen Yi's eyes narrowed, and he began to think about how to make the most of this prop.
And at this moment-
Only then did the rabbit notice that there was another person in the room, and looked at Jian Wuya who was sitting on the sofa smoking in surprise: "You're back?" When did you come back? ”
“.”
Jian Wuya didn't reply expressionlessly, and didn't even glance at the rabbit, but turned his head to look at Chen Yi: "Brother Yi, everything you told me is done." ”
"The people you mentioned are completely dead."
"Hmm."
Chen Yi nodded and walked to the sofa, stood opposite the coffee table, looked at the two extinguished cigarette butts in the ashtray, and then looked at the cigarette that was about to burn out in Jian Wuya's fingers, and was silent for a while before whispering.
"The cigarette is very expensive, 1000 coupons."
"Huh?"
Jian Wuya was stunned for a moment, and said a little dazed: "What do you mean?" This cigarette is not expensive, the cigarette before the future life, you don't need to count coupons. ”
"That's not what it meant."
The rabbit squatted in front of the coffee table with emotion in his eyes and stared at the two cigarette butts in the ashtray: "Didn't you read the July rules after you came back?" Even if you didn't read the July rules, you should have received a system prompt, right? ”
"Is it July?"
A hint of horror flashed in Jian Wuya's eyes, and he hurriedly flipped to his unread prompt notice: "I don't know, the map when I was resurrected has been a bit long, and I have no time to conceptualize." ”
Soon, he saw the system prompt that he had 3 cigarettes deducted 1,000 bonds.
and the July rule, which is no smoking.
“.”
Jian Wuya looked down at the cigarette that was about to burn out between his fingers expressionlessly, and then looked up at the ceiling above him, and opened his mouth for a moment before muttering.
"So I've run out of three chances?"
"If you smoke one more indoors in July, you will die violently?"
"That's right."
The rabbit slowly got up and smacked his tongue with his hands in his pockets: "I really dare to smoke, don't you know that smoking will be banned in July?" ”
"It's fine."
Although Jian Wuya felt a little sorry for his 3,000 bonds, he still recovered quickly: "As long as you don't draw indoors in July, it's just a big deal." ”
"It's still a bit difficult to come back on a trip."
"With my strength, it's a bit of a struggle, let alone the average player."
"Resurrection from Hell is more like the carrot on top of a donkey's head for the average player, which can only be seen but not eaten."
"Luck and strength, one is indispensable."
"And if it's the second death, the resurrection difficulty will be doubled."
"Let's go up and talk."
Chen Yi took the lead and walked towards the door.
On the rooftop, under the night.
Chen Yi removed the parasol on the roof, sat on the beach chair, lit a cigarette and put it to his lips, looked at Jian Wuya and said casually: "How is it, have you found your wife?" ”
"Nope."
Jian Wuya whispered in a somewhat depressed mood: "Only players who die after the arrival of the upgrade game will appear on the map, and my wife is not in hell." ”
"Although I have thought about this result for a long time."
"But it's still a little sad to really face it, and the hope that has just risen is shattered."
"I really miss my wife, I really want to take her to the South Pole to see the Northern Lights, which I promised her."
"That."
The rabbit said with a strange face: "I have to warn you, you may have been deducted another 1,000 bonds, there are two rules in July, in addition to one prohibiting smoking, and one prohibiting expressing love." ”
"Huh?"
剑无涯愣了一下,再次仔细翻阅了7月规则的说明,面色有些难看的拿起一根烟恶狠狠的送进嘴里,在点燃之前还再次确定了一次头顶上是天空,而没有其他遮挡物。
Then he said with some forced anger.
"Buckle it, buckle it, what kind of rule is this."
"I'll go back first, I still have some things to deal with at home."
"Okay."
Chen Yi nodded.
The voice fell.
Jian Wuya stepped on the three-foot Qingfeng's sword, turning into a streamer and disappearing into the sky.
"It's a pity."
Looking in the direction of Jian Wuya's departure, the rabbit lay on the sofa chair and said a little regretfully: "After Jian Wuya wakes up, won't my artwork be destroyed." ”
"Brother Yi, you know me, I actually like that artwork very much."
"I have to watch it in the living room several times a day."
"And I took a lot of effort to create this artwork, and it was destroyed like this, which made me feel a little heartache."
"Otherwise, we'll kill Jian Wuya again."
“.”
Chen Yi swept his eyes angrily: "Do you want to listen to what you are talking about, do less of this lack of morality, when Jian Wuya dies by himself, I will find his corpse for you to frame on the wall." ”
"Okay."
The rabbit nodded with satisfaction: "It won't be long before you look at this posture, the tolerance of the July rules has basically been consumed by the sword boundless, a smoker love species, he can't live long under the July rules." ”
"It's hard to smoke and confess at the same time, and it's hard to live a few more days."
"But Brother Yi, I'm going to go into the silver party club to play, the widow in pajamas just now showed me a little itching, do you want to go with me?"
"You go, I won't go."
Chen Yi shook his head and refused the invitation of the rabbit: "This kind of thing can be played with occasionally, and finding a girlfriend as soon as possible is the right way." ”
"Nope."
The rabbit shook it and walked to the side of the rooftop and said with a serious face: "It's okay to have a girlfriend, it's still good to wear a mask, and no one can care about anyone by patting your ass when you're done." ”
"You can't smoke in the Silver Club, it's an indoor room, I have to smoke a few more before I go in."
"There is no risk in this July rule, it is to respond to people, and it is too uncomfortable for a person like me who has no quality."
After a few cigarettes enter the lungs.
The rabbit took out a silver party ticket with his backhand and activated it on the spot, turning into white light and disappearing in place.
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
"Let's enjoy the ultimate carnival on the first day of July!"
In the huge ballroom, a host in a white suit is standing on the stage to preside over the progress of the ball.
"Not bad."
The rabbit nodded with satisfaction and unbuttoned his shirt.
The lights dimmed.
With the steps of a gentleman, the rabbit slowly walked to a tall girl wearing an evening dress and a mask, and stretched out her right hand extremely gentlemanly: "Madam, I don't know if I can invite you to a song?" ”
The girl stepped on a pair of high heels, and her body appeared to be extremely tall, the same height as the tuberculosis rabbit.
It can be seen that it has been carefully dressed, and it has been specially changed into an evening dress.
The price of evening dresses does not look cheap, it is a kind of fashion, and it is very skin-friendly to show the figure.
I saw the rabbit coming.
The girl with the mask raised a finger with a smile in her eyes and said softly with a smile.
"1,000 bonds a night."
(End of chapter)