Chapter 168: The Tuberculosis Rabbit has a problem with talking in his dreams, so it's good to get used to it.

"Brother Yi, do you want to step on this colored square?"

The rabbit hesitated for a moment and then hesitated: "I know the correct answer to the black square on the left, choose C, thigh." ”

"The longest muscle in the human body is in the thigh, and although I don't know what the specific scientific name of that muscle is, I've compared it all."

"There's also a widespread saying that the longest muscle in the human body is the tongue, but it's not."

"As for that colored square, it's not clear what you'll encounter."

“.”

Jian Wuya glanced at the rabbit a little strangely, I don't know why, he felt that this person was a little infiltrating, what normal person would be so curious about the structure of the human body, even if it was a medical student, he was far from having the love of the rabbit.

Chen Yi raised his head and glanced at the countdown that was only more than 7 minutes, and after being silent for a while, he still chose to step on this colored square.

The next second-

"Ding, player Chen Yi stepped on the colored block to trigger a special event!"

"Randomly selected for special times"

"All players in the squad will be teleported to Lin Yin's Art Foot Bath Shop for a forced massage for one hour!"

A chime rang in everyone's ears.

Before Chen Yi and the others could react, it suddenly went dark in front of them, and when they reacted again, they found that they had changed into loose bathrobes and were lying on three sofas in a private room at some point.

Three long-legged girls with small bags in their hands and short skirts and black silk heels stood in front of them and bent down in unison and said softly.

"Good evening sir, technician number 117 is at your service."

"Good evening, sir, Technician No. 520."

When bending over, the spring light is like the branches and leaves in the spring courtyard, bursting out uncontrollably over the wall.

Before they could speak, the three long-legged men began to crouch down and put a few of their feet into the footbath.

"What the hell !!?"

The rabbit was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Who the has time to wash their feet here, aren't we on the map?" Mandatory foot washing for 1 hour? ”

"By the time we get out, the countdown to God's House will be over!"

"What kind of random event is this?!"

He's right to wash his feet, he also likes these beauties, he prefers the silver party, he's not a kind of Yanagishita Megumi who doesn't sit still, but that's a occasion too!

Now that everyone is on the map, who is in the mood to care about this?!

Chen Yi got up and put on his slippers with an ugly face, and walked to the door of the private room, trying to see if he could open the door and leave here, but just when he was about to turn the doorknob.

A few lines of light suddenly appeared on the wall.

"Players are invited to return to the couch, leave the couch for more than a minute, or forcibly destroy the private room to leave here, and will be punished by failing to clear the level and permanently being unable to enter the Platoon map."

"During this hour, I hope that several players can seriously enjoy this busy break."

There's a countdown below.

「00:59:37」

“.”

After Chen Yi stood at the door and was silent for a while, he silently let go of the doorknob, lay down on the sofa again, put his arms behind his head, closed his eyes, and whispered, "Rub it lightly, I'm not struggling." ”

"Huh?"

The rabbit turned over and looked at Chen Yi on the side, and said a little anxiously: "Brother Yi, you don't care about it like this?" We're in the map, so how can we get a high enough map rating if we don't collect enough items before the end of God's House? ”

"Aren't you in a hurry?"

"Is it useful to be in a hurry?"

"It seems useless, but at least it seems that we have a good attitude."

"If it's useless, just continue to lie down, and we'll talk about what happens when we go out."

The tuberculosis rabbit also fell silent, and after a while, he took off the top of his bathrobe, lay on the sofa shirtless, and slowly closed his eyes: "Focus on it, I'm hard." ”

He felt that what Brother Yi said made sense.

Anyway, I can't get out, what's the use of being anxious, it's better to calm down and feel this so-called foot massage.

Jian Wuya, who was lying on the far left, saw that the Tuberculosis Rabbit and Chen Yi were both rotten, and he was not in a hurry, imitating the posture of the Tuberculosis Rabbit and Chen Yi, and pillowing his arms under his head.

"The force is not too heavy and not too small, I like the moderate force."

Half an hour later.

Several people are a little drowsy, I have to say that the private room environment is very good, the decoration is very modern, and the lighting is also very ambiguous.

In the dim light, the spring light has been beating constantly.

Although it is an enclosed space, the air is extremely fresh, but they don't see the existence of a ventilation fan, maybe it is some kind of air purification method that they don't know.

And at this time, there were still 30 minutes before the few of them left this special event.

Boredom, the rabbit casually took out a cigarette from his arms and lit it and put it in his mouth, swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, and said casually: "Hey, brother, there is one thing I haven't understood." ”

"Ling Lao gives me a feeling of affection for my wife, but why did I see you once when I first entered the Silver Party Club?"

"You were still talking to a woman?"

"Do you know that this will give me the feeling that you are very inconsistent?"

"Are affectionate and prostitution two words that can coexist?"

“.”

Jian Wuya tilted his head and stared directly at the cigarette in the rabbit's mouth, a little itchy for a while, and only said after a while: "Can I smoke in this room?" Won't there be a restriction on the July rule? ”

"Yes."

"And you're still smoking?"

"Oh, isn't there three times to make mistakes, I like to smoke when pinching my feet, so I'll use it once."

"Can you stop smoking, no, I look at my itchy mouth."

"No, but you can also order one, and smoke it slowly after going to hell, my art gallery has always left you a vacant seat, the main C position."

"I've made a two-meter-high cross, and when you die again, I'll nail your corpse."

"You haven't answered my question yet, why do you love your wife so much, and go to the Silver Party Club, is that the place where a pure love warrior like you should go?"

Jian Wuya was silent for a long time before he said in a low voice: "It's true that I love my wife, but I also have physiological needs to solve, I know that saying this may seem like a scumbag and disgusting, but people are two-faced and contradictory." ”

"I only love my wife and I won't fall in love with other women, so I won't remarry and I won't talk about girlfriends again."

"But I also want women."

"A lot of times I feel like I'm a hypocritical warrior of pure love, and I used to be miserable because of a lot of things, because I couldn't control myself to go to a woman after my wife died, because I didn't have the money to save my wife, because I was a waste."

"But then I reconciled with myself."

"I don't want to think so much, let's live like this, maybe only at the moment of facing real death, can I wake up to the meaning of my life."

"What about you, why are you going to the Silver Club?"

"With your current status and reputation, you don't have to spend money to go to that kind of place, just beckon, countless women will fall at your feet in order to get your protection."

He turned his head to look at the rabbit, but what he heard was some broken words that the rabbit didn't understand.

"I'm washing my feet, and Brother Yi still has a sword without bounds."

"It's the sword Wuya that I made into a work of art, and suddenly came back to life, and joined our team, and encountered a special event in the process of going down the map together, and that's it."

"Yes, this kid is miserable, he should take good care of it, if it weren't for us, he wouldn't have this lonely personality."

"But I still feel like he's better suited to be framed on the wall as a work of art."

"Tuberculosis Rabbit?"

Jian Wuya sat up with his upper body, and looked at the rabbit with his eyes closed and his mouth constantly opening and closing up and down a little blankly, and he couldn't figure out what the situation was for a while, what was the rabbit talking about?

Why didn't he understand something?

"I'm talking in my sleep."

Chen Yi didn't open his eyelids, and said softly in a lazy voice: "The tuberculosis rabbit has a problem with talking in his dreams, just get used to it, don't worry about it." ”

"He falls asleep faster, you just keep talking about yours."

ps: There are still two chapters in temporary revision tonight.,Eat a cake that my girlfriend bought back and send it right away.。

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