"When Lao Tzu wins, he wants to invite you to go to the hall to find his sister, why don't you invite you when you win?"

"Boss Han, you won ruthlessly this time, if you don't invite you to visit the kiln, you can't say it."

", there are so many people, Lao Tzu will take care of the vegetarian, and the meat people will pay for it themselves!"

"I heard that in the hall, a sister was invited from the Cao Li family in Tianjin, and her figure is good!"

"Let's go, it'll be dark in a moment."

About six or seven men galloped by. While running, frolicking and laughing.

When they were far away, Zhao Chuanxin and the others stood up.

Gao Li excitedly said: "It's just right, six or seven more walks." ”

Shuangxi held a different point of view: "Didn't you listen to them, I went to the kiln with the money, it's a pity that so much money was taken away by them!" ”

Zhao Zhongyi looked at the sky: "The eight characters haven't been skimmed yet, it's too early to discuss money." They were right, it was getting dark and we needed to find a safe place to rest. ”

The group burrowed into the thorny forest and began to move forward with difficulty.

Gu is hungry, and his stomach is screaming.

Shuangxi said: "Third brother, is it still unstable here?" ”

Li Laosan said: "You must make a fire on the mountain overnight, otherwise there will be big animals who will sneak attack, especially wolves." Don't look at the number of us, if we don't shoot, we may become their rations! It's not stable to light a fire here, I know a place, and I insist on it. ”

Zhao Chuanxin is actually the most tired, and he is tired in his heart.

At this point he regretted it a little.

The little golden word asks for his head, who thinks that the reward is not hot, and the big head is waiting for him to get it.

just found his own guilt and did something to do something.

But the has been blown out, and most of the road has been walked, and it is too late to regret it.

still has energy, except for Li Laosan, who has experience in running mountains all year round, he has a lot of dry rice.

Now in the dwarf forest, dry rice is like a fish in water, even if the thorn bushes are unimpeded, and they can be drilled through when there is a vacancy.

It's just that the neat hair on the body is sticky with a lot of seeds such as Cangzi, which looks a little embarrassed.

Finally, I came to the hideout that Li Laosan said.

Traces of life from a long time ago can be seen here.

It was a small col with a half-enclosed cliff that blocked the fire.

Li Laosan commanded: "Everyone move again and pick up some firewood." I'm going to fetch water, and we'll all have something hot in a while. ”

Zhao Chuanxin said that he didn't want to move anything, sat on the ground and played tricks, holding dry rice to pick up the "small pendant" on his body.

Everyone is used to it.

If Zhao Chuanxin is diligent one day, he may want to make trouble!

When everything was ready, everyone was tired and staggered.

Zhao Chuanxin relieved himself and began to take things out of his backpack.

I saw that he first took out a small pot and poured the rice into it to wash it.

Finish the lid and put the lid on the fire to simmer the rice.

Then, he took out two more jars of sorghum wine: "Come on, divide the points, it's cold at night." ”

After that, he took out the wooden box from his backpack and opened it to reveal the mixed shredded chicken.

Double Happiness looked left and right: "Your bag is not big, why can it be so loaded?" ”

Everyone just brought simple dry food, and none of them carried it as well.

Zhao Chuanxin smiled: "I'm a treasure bag, do you understand the spell?" Eat yours and drink yours, mouth more! ”

This was not over, he continued to dig out his own dishes and chopsticks, and prepared the plate for the dry rice.

Everyone: "......"

Zhao Zhongyi said tentatively: "Brother, is this spell called, what is it called Mustard Sumeru?" It seems to be a monk's spell? Aren't you only a Taoist spell? ”

Zhao Chuanxin said with a big grin: "What Taoist monks, the so-called unification of all laws, in the later stage of learning, it is the unification, all the same, don't care about the details." ”

Yes, that's the key. is obviously a very awe-inspiring thing, but when Zhao Chuanxin says it, there is always a feeling of being inserious.

This is the key to keeping everyone in awe and intimacy with him.

Shuangxi grabbed a little shredded chicken with his hand: "It's delicious, it's just right to drink!" ”

Zhao Zhongyi said: "Drink less, in the wilderness, you can't live!" ”

Zhao Chuanxin didn't move.

When he is sober, he knows how much he drinks, and when he is drunk, the relationship with alcohol is generally five or five, and the outcome is unpredictable!

After eating, Zhao Chuanxin took out the teapot to make tea again.

Gao Li sighed and said, "You have come to enjoy the blessings." ”

Zhao Chuanxin lit one, swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, and enjoyed it very much. It's just that there are not many cigarettes, and this kind of cigarette with a mouth is not common on the market. It is said that the traditional tobacco shops in the south are about to close due to foreign cigarettes.

Dumping and anti-dumping are actually not the business of the people at the bottom. Whether to be patriotic or not has little to do with the use of foreign goods and local goods. It is simply unreasonable to blame the people for enjoying a better life instead of seeking progress.

He said, "It's just pleasure in suffering." Life is too short to enjoy in time, I'm sorry for these 100 years. ”

Suddenly, Shuangxi said: "Salary, what are you telling the babies called?" That's right, what's Potter's name, it's the story of casting spells and chanting spells, and I'll tell you about it, which is very exciting. ”

Zhao Chuanxin shook his head: "Old man, what are you listening to?" The magic of foreigners is not as powerful as our immortal arts. I'll tell you a story about cultivating immortals. It is said that there is such a village, called Hanjia Village. There is a child in Hanjia Village, named Han Li......"

A northeastern version of the Legend of Mortal Immortal Cultivation made Zhao Chuanxin's speech fragmented. According to the few remaining memory fragments, only a maximum of one-third of the main plot can be picked up, and the rest is all made up on the spot.

Isn't that more exciting than Harry Potter?

Strong sense of substitution!

Everyone is from the peasant background of the village, and they are all mortals.

Campfires crackled and smoke curled.

"Grass, that little green bottle, take it to farm, won't you get rich?"

"Double happiness, shut up, fairy baby, it's extraordinary when you hear it, you use it to farm, that's it!"

"You both shut up, brother, you keep talking."

As he spoke, Double Happiness couldn't help but interject.

"Murphy is not a thing."

Gao Li was quite angry: "Grass, double happiness, don't make noise, let the salary continue to speak." ”

After that, Zhao Chuanxin had long forgotten the contents of the spells and magic weapons in it, and it was outrageous to make it up.

What kind of psionic radish, what fairy Wula grass, what flying deer antler velvet......

That is, these people have no knowledge, and future readers will definitely ask: Looking for the gunman, right?

The gap between the front and back is too big, okay?

Finally, there was nothing to make up, Zhao Chuanxin waved his hand: "I have to get up early tomorrow, let's go to bed quickly!" ”

I thought I could easily control it, but it turned out that I thought too much.

Everyone is quite unwilling, just scratching their hearts with their foolish claws, itching terribly, and dreaming of eating psionic carrots......

As soon as it was dawn the next day, Li Laosan called everyone up.

"Hurry up, eat the whole bite, I'm on my way."

Listening to the story a little late, it affected the biological clock, and everyone was a little drowsy.

In the morning, Zhao Chuanxin took out the steamer again, wrapped the steamed buns but still raw, and pickled pickles......

There are many people and few buns, so one person can try them.

Zhao Zhongyi said that he ate with an open stomach and could eat fifty big buns!

Zhao Chuanxin didn't believe it, but Gao Li said that he ate at least thirty in one go.

In the era of lack of oil and water, everyone is a pot-bellied man.

After walking for more than half a day, he was already close to Xiaolongclaw Mountain.

At this moment, a gunshot was suddenly heard in the distance.

The sound of gunfire echoed through the mountains, causing everyone to tremble.

"What's wrong? Exposed? ”

Li Laosan shook his head: "I suspect that it is the little golden character who is hunting." There are rabbits, roe deer, badgers, wild boars, dogs, bears, tigers, and so on. They have guns, and it's easy to hunt some game. ”

Li Laosan guessed well, and the one who shot was Xiao Jinyuer, one of the four King Kongs under Xiao Jinzier.

The little goldfish proudly picked up the rifle, pointed at the wild boar that fell to the ground in the distance, and said to the two locks behind him: "See, one shot is accurate!" ”

The two locks hurriedly patted their ass: "The second master wears Yang in a hundred steps, it's amazing!" ”

"What a hundred steps through Yang, is a hundred steps through the eyes of a pig. I guess, the second master must have hit the pig's eye. ”

When the three of them went over to take a look, they did hit the eye, but not the eye on the head, but the eye behind the buttocks.

The two of them didn't know how to shoot, and the little goldfish was speechless.

It seems that the bullet entered from a weak point and destroyed the internal organs of the pig. The boar was bleeding from the corner of its mouth, but it wasn't dead yet.

A handmaiden stepped forward with a knife, aimed at the place under the boar's neck is a knife, and after entering, he moved a little, found the position of the heart, and helped the wild boar to free himself from the pain.

The two of them found a stick, and one of them carried the boar back.

When they went up the mountain, everyone cheered when they heard that there was wild boar to eat today.

The handbook carrying the wild boar boasted: "The second master is like a god in marksmanship, and said to me that you see that the wild boar has its back to us, so he shot through the back door and smashed the internal organs." As soon as the gun went off, we went over to check, and sure enough......"

Everyone exclaimed and said that it really lived up to its name!

The little goldfish yawned, sweating profusely from climbing the mountain, and the addiction to smoking had already been committed, so he was listless at this time, waved his hand and said, "Tonight we will drink wine and eat meat, everyone will open the meat!" ”

"The second master is mighty!"

"The second master is angry!"

responded to that sentence: all the lakes and the four seas are brothers.

At this time, people from the three eastern provinces came from Shandong, Henan, Tianjin, and even Beijing.

There are all kinds of things, and there are many fish and dragons.

In the evening, there was an all-pig feast.

When you go up the mountain as a dreadlock, the picture is a big bowl of wine and eating meat.

But in reality, the picture is far from rosy. When you go up the mountain, you may not have meat to eat every day. It's okay to smash the kiln, and it's usually coarse tea and light rice.

Not only is the big money in the hands of a few people, but also the money to go to the city to buy things, and it is not convenient to travel too far. Even the village itself raises chickens, ducks and geese, and eats eggs and meat by relying on them.

Bullets are also not cheap and cannot be shot casually. That is, the little goldfish shoots, and if you don't waste bullets, everyone can open a meat meal if you get clean.

If the second master is addicted to cigarettes and is unwilling to move, then he will not be able to invite this great god.

While they were beaming with wine and meat, a group of men and horses was already approaching.

Originally, there was a local dog on the mountain, but then I don't know who slaughtered it, and the "murderer" could not be found, so everyone happened to eat dog meat happily. The big boss said that he wanted to get another one to come back to see the gate, but before he could do it, he was touched up the mountain.