"Ugh."

The rabbit sighed, took out a cigarette from his bosom and threw it into his mouth, looking at the chaotic scene halfway up the mountain, and did not continue to interfere, these people are indeed going crazy, and finally have the opportunity to be presumptuous, let them be presumptuous.

Unconsciously.

It's dawn.

Chen Yi stood on the beach and stretched hard, and began to enjoy the new day, yesterday's events had been temporarily forgotten by him, no matter what the promotion game had to do with that god plan.

Nor is it something he should be thinking about at this stage.

Spending the rookie period in Blue Star first is the most important thing he should consider.

Next up is his vacation time.

And time passes little by little in such a slow time, and many players in the Maldives are also enjoying life slowly like Chen Yi and others.

Of course, although these people seem to be quite relaxed now, they are not completely rotten, and they still have to go to the map for a few days off.

Those who are really rotten go to hell early to start enjoying their lives, and there are no restrictions on monthly rules, as long as you don't want to return to Blue Star, you don't even need to go into the map, it's called a leisure.

and the people who ran into the dry corpse map and turned into an undead corpse to raise the elderly at the beginning, there are not a few.

Before I knew it, the time had come to October 29th.

Chen Yi, who has been in the Maldives for 7 days, lies on a beach chair and begins to wait for his new career to come.

The last class to be found randomly was "Goblin Merchant".

This class is of little use, and can only make E-class items, but the E-class items produced are the only ones in the all-up game, and the rarity is greatly improved.

To craft one of these items, you need to spend 1w bonds.

He spent 200 million bonds to make 20,000 of these E-class items.

No matter how smart a person is, he is definitely not as smart as a bunch of people.

He was convinced of this.

So he searched for it.,How do the players who chose this profession on the six planets use this prop.,I don't know if I don't search.,I found out that the original profession was a very strong auxiliary profession.。

It can even be ranked to the level of T1.

Although the random E-level props created are not very useful, with the unique attributes of the game, they can often be sold for at least hundreds of thousands of bonds on the "Star Map" platform, and if the random effect is good, it is not impossible to have millions of bonds.

Although the prop effect is very chicken.

But the rarity is extremely strong, and the price will naturally rise.

1w bonds to make one, hanging on the star map backhand hundreds of thousands of bonds, you can make one every day, that is, there are at least hundreds of thousands of bonds every day, isn't this a T1 level support profession?

At the level of economy, it provides super stable help to players.

He didn't think at the time that these things could still be sold on the star map, and when he saw this guide, he smashed 200 million coupons into it without saying a word, and made 20,000 props out.

Prepare to wait for the end of the novice period, put it on the star map platform, and make a lot of money.

And today, his "Goblin Merchant" profession is about to expire, and a new one is coming soon.

As for the tuberculosis rabbit

Chen Yi was lying on the beach chair, and looked at the rabbit not far away with a speechless face: "There are 2w E-level props here, are you sure you want to look at the effects of these 2w props one by one?" ”

Since he got these 2w props in his hands, the rabbit has plunged into the prop pile like a treasure and began to check them one by one.

The rabbit has no other hobbies.,I like to collect this kind of E-level props that are a little bit of an egg and no chicken.,Now this batch of props is all the absolute only attribute of the game.,The rabbit looks even more energetic.。

At this time, the rabbit had not slept for several days and nights, his eyes were full of bloodshots, and he sat in front of the pile of props like a small mountain, and continued to check them one by one.

I heard Brother Yi ask.

The voice that didn't reply hoarsely said: "No, I can't sleep without reading this batch of props, and there are many E-level props in it that belong to the kind of extremely strong effect, if you use the ultimate light to strengthen, the effect will definitely not be weak." ”

Let's talk about it.

The rabbit casually picked up an E-level prop in his arms and threw it to Chen Yi: "For example, Brother Yi, look at it, I dare to pack a ticket, as long as it is strengthened with the ultimate light, the power of this prop will definitely not be small." ”

"Oh?"

Chen Yi raised his eyebrows slightly, took the E-level prop in the rabbit's hand, and looked at it.

"Item Name": Full of warm thoughts.

"Item Level": E Rank.

"Item Effect": When you wear this item, players within 10 meters of you will be extremely angry, and players who are too full will be extremely angry, and players who are too full of food will fall into a state full of desire and uncontrollable.

"Item Restrictions": Players themselves will also be affected.

"Props Introduction": "Can't let it eat or let it go hungry, the mean is the best to manage." ”

"What's the use of that?"

Chen Yi didn't understand the meaning of the existence of this prop.

"Have you forgotten that great plan of mine, Brother Yi? I'm going to upgrade all the Air Food items into Ultimate Items, and when the Air Food Items are enhanced into Ultimate Items, they will turn into a huge statue that will instantly make everyone who sees this statue feel full. ”

"And with this prop."

"That picture, Brother Yi, can you imagine it?"

"Hmm."

Jian Wuya, who was sitting on the side, nodded expressionlessly: "It will instantly cause a huge party scene, Tuberculosis Rabbit, can you have something normal in your mind for a day?" ”

"Is that how you want to have a party?"

"You know a fart, this is called a means of defeating the enemy."

The rabbit was white-eyed, so he didn't bother anymore, but continued to bury his head in checking the large pile of E-class props in front of him, which was not a small amount of work, and he had to watch them all before he could fall asleep with peace of mind, otherwise he would have to dream about it.

And Chen Yi, who was lying on the side, sighed lightly, and didn't speak again, leaving the tuberculosis rabbit busy on the side, anyway, with the physical fitness of the tuberculosis rabbit, there is no problem of overwork and sudden death.

Even if he dies suddenly, it's a trivial matter, and the big deal is to run back from hell again, and it's just a little troublesome.

With the strength of the rabbit, there is no question of not being able to come back from hell.

And at this time—

I saw that my personal panel suddenly vibrate, and then the "Goblin Merchant" profession in the career column slowly dimmed, and then with the sound of the system prompt, the new career name resurfaced on the personal panel.

"Ding, player Chen Yi's Faceling class of the week [Goblin Merchant] has expired, and now a random rotation of the new week's class is 'Playboy'."

-

"Job Title": Playboy.

"Class Effect": It will be more attractive to the opposite sex, it is a passive effect, and cannot be turned off and on.

"Occupation Restrictions": Invalid for same-sex and non-racial differences.

-

“.”

Chen Yi looked at the professional panel in front of him, and was expressionless and silent without speaking.

And at this moment-

Jia Ye, who was lying on the beach chair next to him, seemed to feel something, and suddenly raised his head to look at Chen Yi, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes: "Brother Yi, I don't know why, why do I suddenly feel that you are more handsome than usual?" ”

Let's talk about it.

She was a little uncontrollable, and subconsciously put her legs together.

"I thought I was the only one who felt that way."

Jian Wuya scratched his back a little with his whole body, as if he was itching all over, and looked at Brother Yi with a gloomy face and said, "This feeling is right, I treat Brother Yi like a big brother, how can I feel this way." ”

"There must be traitors behind our backs."

The rabbit on the side secretly swallowed his saliva and muttered in a trance: "Is the sequelae of not sleeping for three days so big?" How did you see that Brother Yi actually had a feeling of beauty and deliciousness? ”

"It's disgusting. For the first time, I felt as if I wasn't completely obedient to Brother Yi unconditionally. ”

As for the hammer standing on the side, although he didn't speak or have much expression, from his unnaturally arched body, he could clearly tell that this child was also a little wrong.

"Get out!"

Chen Yi spit out a word with a pale face, and after sharing his career panel, he straightened up and left a person from the beach chair and walked into his scarlet palace, he decided not to come out to meet people for the past seven days.

What the is this!!

The most important thing is that he can't cancel the effect of this profession if he wants to, and the effect of this profession is a passive effect, which cannot be turned on and off.

This is also the first time he feels that professional restrictions actually have their own reasons.

The effect of the "Faceling" profession helped him immune to the restrictions of the "Playboy" profession, but it made him even more disgusted, it used to only work on the opposite sex, but now it's okay, and the same sex can also be.

"!"

In the end, he couldn't resist the foul language.

And Jia Ye also followed behind Chen Yi with slightly flushed cheeks, and walked into the Scarlet Palace, leaving a few people sitting on the beach alone.

"What kind of profession is this?"

Looking at Brother Yi's departing back, Jian Wuya lay on the beach again, enjoying the sunbathing, pillowing his arms behind his head and closing his eyes and said leisurely: "By the way, Tuberculosis Rabbit, have you gone to the bathhouse to rub your back?" ”

"A specialty of the North, the kind that the South simply does not have."

"I've been."

The rabbit head didn't look back and continued to work.

And Jian Wuya didn't care, but casually recounted from his own time: "The most embarrassing thing in my life happened in the bathhouse, which was a big bath, and I can still remember the name of that bath." ”

"It's called Jinglong Bay."

"I'm really impressed, that time I went to this bath level to enjoy the legendary bath in the north, before I went, I Baidu a lot of things, what mud treasure to play, do you want to hit salt or something."

"I've done my homework."

"But when I walked into the bathhouse and saw so many men returning to nature and walking into a corridor and into the hot spring, I knew that I was still a little abrupt."

"But since I've come here, of course I'm going to go in."

"After soaking for a while, it's time for the most critical part-"

"Rub the shower!"

Jian Wuya licked the corners of his mouth with some unfinished thoughts and sighed: "This experience is enough for me to remember for the rest of my life, I lay there flat, and the bath master was an uncle in his fifties, so he began to rub the mud treasure for me." ”

"I don't know if it's because of the multi-day bath that this bath master's hands are quite smooth, and he has been rubbing bubbles on my body."

"It feels very strange and resonant."

"Originally, I only had one idea in my mind until now, and there was nothing else to do, but I suddenly had an idea in my mind if something suddenly happened at this time, and something was going to happen."

"When the idea came up, I knew it wasn't going to be good."

"A lot of times the more you don't want something to happen, the more it will happen, what's it called, Murphy's Law, right?"

"And then I tried my best to control myself from that."

"But the more it happens, the more it seems that I can't control it."

"Finally, a minute later, it was still completely something, there were 6 beds at that time, and there were people in the other five beds, all of them were talking to each other, and the sound was quite noisy."

But gradually the voice became quiet, until there was a dead silence.

"Although I was lying flat on the bed with my eyes closed, I could clearly feel the complicated eyes cast around me."

“.”

The rabbit, who was originally carefully selecting E-level props, was already sitting next to Jian Wuya at some point, and said excitedly with a serious face full of anticipation and a strong desire to eat melons: "What happened later? ”

"Of course I ran away."

Jian Wuya sighed helplessly: "At that time, I jumped out of bed and ran outside without even flushing the foam on my body, so I put on my bathrobe and rushed out of the lobby of the bathing center. ”

"Do you know what it was like?"

"A man in a bathrobe holding his own clothes, his bare skin and foam hung on the outside, rushed out of the lobby of the bathing center, at that time the front desk did not ask me to charge for the hand, without saying a word screamed and ran with me."

"Almost instantaneously, there were still a lot of people sitting in the lobby of the bathing center, and they all rushed out of the bathing center with me."

"Then I don't know who shouted that it was on fire, and I saw countless customers rushing out of the bathing center with their bare buttocks wrapped in bath towels."

"Later, I found out that they saw me running out like that, and they thought there was something wrong inside, and it just happened that at this time, I didn't know which child pressed the fire alarm button, which directly caused the alarm to sound and whine."

“.”

The rabbit looked at Jian Wuya with some unfinished eyes: "Gone?" That's it? I thought there would be some interesting plot in the future. ”

"What else can be plotted?"

Jian Wuya was angry, and the white-eyed rabbit was angry: "Didn't you just keep tinkering with that thing of yours?" Eating melons is so energetic? ”

"It's human nature."

In the next few days, Chen Yi really never left his scarlet palace again, and stayed in his house from beginning to end, and with his current professional effect, he couldn't go out to meet people in a short time.

I can't see anyone.

What a mess this is, lying on the beach, the way those same-sex gamers look at him makes him shudder.

It's all over the diaphragm.

In this way, the time slowly came to November.

When the clock ticked in the early hours of November, the rules of the month came as promised.

"Ding, November."

(End of chapter)