Chapter Twenty-Six: A Strange Written Test

When the black girl saw Umu Kui coming, her big smart eyes flashed, and she stared at him in a daze.

The bearded man and the middle-aged woman took the initiative to say hello to him, and they both lowered their heads and played with their mobile phones, which is mostly the case with modern people's social interactions.

The black straight girl was still staring at Uki Kui.

"Hello." Uki Kui walked up to the black straight girl and took the initiative to greet her.

The corners of the black long straight girl's mouth curved slightly, and she couldn't see that she was smiling, so she nodded, and then moved her attention to the book in her hand, which was a thick rubber book.

Umu Kui always thinks she is a little weird, but she can't say what's strange, maybe contemporary college students are a little socially afraid.

After sitting for a while, the company's car arrived, and it was a red Toyota Camry.

The four people were just enough to sit, and the bearded man who looked a little obscene seemed to know that he shouldn't sit with the two women, so he consciously walked to the co-pilot's seat, leaving the middle-aged woman and the black straight girl behind, and sat in the back row with Umu Kui.

Invited the middle-aged woman and the black straight girl into the car, Umu Kui got in, and his right leg was tightly pressed against the black straight girl's black silk legs, and as the speed of the car was fast and slow, he turned left and right, and the legs of the two also rubbed together from time to time.

Umu Kui felt that it was rude to rub back and forth like this, and wanted to turn his head and apologize to the black straight girl, but he saw that the black straight girl was still quietly reading the book, her face was expressionless, she didn't look like she cared, she opened her mouth, and finally didn't spit out the words of apology.

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The red Toyota Camry drove into Roppongi, where S.R Subculture Co., Ltd. is located.

The company's location is on one of the floors of a modest office building.

Umu Kui and his party followed the driver who had just driven to a conference room, and after a short break, a person who looked like an invigilator came in and distributed the written test papers to them.

After Umu Kui took the test paper, he first reviewed the eye question:

(All questions in this paper are short answers, please answer them within 100 minutes)

1: What were Arabic numerals called before they were introduced to Arabia?

2: Is the electricity generated by Pikachu alternating current or direct current?

3: If you take sleeping pills and laxatives together, will you pull them into bed?

4: Why is standing in the elevator called taking the elevator?

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100: Is "Guide Dogs Not Allowed" for the blind or for guide dogs?

Umu Kui glanced at the test paper roughly, a little confused, what the hell is going on with this company!?

Graduates of Beidu University crossed over to graduates of the University of Tokyo, and it can be said that he started with a double buff, and for the first time, he felt that it was so difficult to do the question!

He even wondered if this company was seriously recruiting, could it be that the president was idle and just looking for a few applicants?

In fact, he was not alone.

"Hey, hey, hey! Is this noodle test paper wrong? The middle-aged mustachioed man asked with a look of disgrief.

"The paper is right...", the invigilator said affirmatively to the mustachioed man after looking at the paper.

After hearing that the paper was correct, he slapped the gel pen on the table, grabbed his purse, and turned to leave.

The middle-aged woman was not impulsive, but she was stunned and held the pen and did not move.

It was the black girl who was straight and black, with her head down and writing hard.

Looking at this girl, Umu Kui couldn't help but shake her head, it seemed that she was a good girl in the workplace.

Most of the girls who have just graduated have inexplicable reverence for the president and section chief, especially in a place with a strict hierarchy like the Neon Country.

Most of such girls have a good temper, listen to the words of the leader, do not know how to refuse colleagues and leaders, and often throw any dirty work on her.

Without thinking much more, Umu Kui also picked up the pen and began to answer the question.

It is impossible to answer all of them, so we can only try to pick the answers that we will know first, and those who can't rely on Meng, and those who can't be blinded will be empty first.

In the first question, Umukui wrote "Indian numerals".

Arabic numerals were invented by the Indians and later introduced to Europe by Arabia, so there is nothing wrong with calling them Indian numerals.

In the second question, Umu Kui first wrote about alternating current, then hesitated a little and changed it to direct current.

It is very difficult to generate alternating current, first of all, it can be assumed that the principle of electricity in the Pikachu belt should be similar to that of a battery, or a capacitor, not a generator, and for a battery capacitor, such a device itself emits direct current, which needs to be converted into AC by an inverter device.

In addition, when Pikachu first started discharging, the electric sparks on the left and right parts of his face were radiating to both sides, rather than along the surface of Pikachu, further indicating that Pikachu was more likely to emit direct current.

The third question, I can't pull the bed, and I shouldn't take a sleeping pill so that my body won't be out of control.

The fourth question is a language question, which is briefly explained.

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The hundredth question, written for the security guard!

The question looks very strange, and it is not very time-consuming to answer, and it is only more than 70 minutes before the answer is completed.

Glancing at the other two applicants, the middle-aged woman thought about answering and writing, and stopped writing, and wrote more than fifty questions, and the black straight girl had already written the last question, which was about the same speed as him.

Brain-dead questions make people can't afford to check again, so it's better to simply turn in the paper early and finish it early.

Got up and handed over the paper, the invigilator glanced at the paper casually, didn't look closely, and whispered in his ear in a voice that only he could hear:

"You've passed the exam, and if you want, you're ready to sign a formal contract!"

Forehead...

Umu Kui touched his head and felt a black line pop up.

You don't seem to have read what I wrote!

Co-authored, this exam is simply fooling, can you just write it?

"Didn't you have an interview?" Umu asked softly.

"It's a coincidence that you're here, and the company is currently in the start-up stage, and it's trying to build a flat personnel structure, so there are no interviews." The proctor replied with a smile.

Looking at the invigilator's serious look, Umu Kui gave up and continued to advise.

Never mind! It doesn't matter if he has an interview or not, whether his company is formal or not, I just want to be a sleep master as soon as possible, and quickly accumulate merit to continue my life.

Well, and those things in the merit mall are also quite tempting.

Umukui nodded to the invigilator, signaling that he could sign a contract, and soon, the relevant person in charge of the personnel department came to take him away.

The work contract is dozens of pages long, and I have signed similar contracts when I worked for a courier company and a plumbing repair company before.

Anyway, after staying here for a few days, I'm going to leave, and Umu Kui is really too lazy to check it word by word, so he casually looks at a few important ones and signs his name.