Chapter 684: Pretending to be a coercive Liu Guigui
Liu Guigui led the team early and arrived in London across the ocean.
He was confident in the members of the insurance team, but after all, he had a specialty, so he begged Samuel Goldberg to use his connections to ask American competitors about the events and rules of the London Olympics.
And Samuel Goldberg stepped in, rented the venue, and conducted temporary training.
Wang Long, who had followed Shuangxi to the south to "rebel", was in the team.
Wang Long said: "Brother Valuable, yesterday I saw a Bohemian player, and I couldn't even eat, how can I still win a medal?" ”
There are a total of 23 countries participating in the competition, many rich and poor, and the players are even more diverse.
It is said that Daqing wants to participate, and it is estimated that the treatment of the players will not be very good, but they can't stand the money from Lugang Town, and the members who come are all members of the insurance team, whether collective or individual, there is no shortage of money.
It is not a problem to eat well and live well, even if they are compared with British and American players, they are better.
"Blanch!" Liu Guigui took a puff of inferior cigarettes: "For this Olympic Games, Lao Tzu can't even afford to smoke cigars, you kid had better win the gold medal and raise your eyebrows, otherwise you won't know how to explain to Zhongyi when you go back." ”
The weather in London is very harsh, and it fogs up every day, making people feel like their lungs are full of moisture.
Whenever it rains, it is clammy and cold, and it is extremely uncomfortable.
Not to mention the white eyes of white people from all over the world.
The training of the insurance team is very interesting, such as Wang Long, who trains both pole vault, sprint, marathon, and shooting......
Because there are few people, I am ready to sign up for multiple events, trying to win medals by piling up numbers.
It is worth mentioning that there are also two women in the team - Miao Cuihua and Liu Jiahui.
Liu Jiahui and Miao Cuihua signed up for women's archery, and they originally had to sign up for shooting, but the organizing committee did not allow it.
Most of the competitions can only be played by men.
Liu Jiahui and Miao Cuihua had never played tennis, and they felt that it was difficult to make contributions to grinding guns in battle, so they had to rest that thought.
To say that Liu Jiahui came prepared, Miao Cuihua purely played soy sauce, and more to accompany Liu Jiahui.
The group trained for a day, dragging their tired bodies to the outside of the field.
At this time, a Canadian named Kerr and an American named Styles watched from the sidelines, laughing and laughing, without paying any attention to this group of yellow-skinned Asians.
When Liu Guigui left the scene with everyone, Kerr also said defiantly: "Chinese Yankees, why don't you keep braids?" Oh, there are two more ladies, you should learn from these two ladies......"
Miao Cuihua and Liu Jiahui's hairstyles are exactly the same, with a twisted braid tied in a European-style side-by-side six-strand braided hairstyle, and the sisters are more beautiful than the other, neither in temperament nor appearance are inferior to women from other countries.
And the insurance team has always had short hair, and one can wave more than the other, back head, side parting, broken cover, front stab, texture, long hair...... The whole nine yards.
They are also handsome and stylish, which is very different from the Chinese living abroad nowadays.
It's just that one of the sponsors of this Olympic Games is Zhang Daquan's younger brother Zhang Dazhu, Zhang Dazhu took two barbers from the chain barber shop with him to give haircuts to athletes.
Wang Long has a short temper, and since he came back from going to the south with Shuangxi, he has become more and more murderous: "Fake squid, Blanching Nyima's looking for death!" ”
Kerr's face changed: "What did you say?" ”
Wang Long is the leader of the insurance team, and he can be called murderous.
His forehead was bruised, his eyes became cold, and he stepped forward, ready to kill with his bare hands.
Liu Guigui knew what kind of players the insurance team was, and when there were only him, Zhao Zhongyi and Zhao Chuanxin, the three of them dared to intercept the heavily armed handmaidens with cold weapons on the side of the road.
This madness has been passed down from generation to generation.
He hurriedly stopped Wang Long.
Then he put his hands in his trouser pockets and came to Kerr, who was half a head taller than him.
Liu Guigui stretched out his hand slowly, smoothed out the folds of the collar of the suit for Kerr, and said with a smile in English similar to Zhao Chuanxin's accent: "Coarse wool, rounded collar, newsboy hat, could it be that this outfit gives you a sense of superiority?" ”
Kerr originally had a strong sense of superiority, but Liu Precious Niang's actions and his ridiculous tone inexplicably suppressed Kerr's momentum.
Liu Guigui wears a dark-grained tweed coat with a fishbone suit made of silk and hair, with neatly trimmed lips and chin and beard, and hair on his forehead that is long and parallel to his earlobes.
Originally, he looked a little obscene, but people relied on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and his outfit and his mid-length side perm style made his obscene spirit disappear, but he looked a little more ruthless.
However, Liu Guigui's gestures are very elegant, forming a sharp contrast.
It was clearly half a head shorter than Kerr, but Liu Guigui seemed to cast a shadow on Kerr's whole body, making him speechless.
Liu Guigui took out a cigarette, and someone behind him lit it for him.
The people in the rear, including Miao Cuihua and Liu Jiahui, all looked at the two of them with fierce eyes, and their eyes were like wolves gathered to hunt, which made Kerr and Styles shudder.
They suddenly have the feeling of messing with the wrong person, but the sense of superiority forces them to refuse to bow their heads.
Liu Guigui puffed out a thin smoke and asked lightly: "What do you call it?" ”
"Robert Kerr......" Kerr involuntarily reported to his home.
Liu Guigui said: "Kerr, that's the case, you may have misunderstood us Chinese. ”
He pinched his cigarette, looked back at the people behind him, and said, "You see, this man, you can call him king, he once went into the mountains alone, and hunted a black bear with a short knife; This man, you can call him Lee, he pulled out three Japanese Army strongholds in a row overnight, and single-handedly killed 12 regular Japanese Army soldiers; This person...... Even this Ms. Liu, she is proficient in martial arts, and can skillfully use revolvers, masturbation, rifles, heavy machine guns, and shotguns. This Ms. Miao, she has witnessed the sea of corpses and blood, and her man has killed more people than all your relatives and friends combined, and even your western Lucifer will tremble when he sees him.
Therefore, perhaps a small number of Chinese give you the impression that they are weak and deceitful, but don't think that the backbone of Chinese is bent, and don't think that Chinese are soft persimmons. ”
Kerr opened his mouth and said nothing, his face somewhat pale.
Stiles just wanted to speak, Liu Guigui pinched the finger of the cigarette and tapped his chest: "Although you are an American, but you dare to speak out at this time, I can guarantee that you will die immediately, don't be unprepared!" ”
Stiles' face turned red, but when he looked behind Liu Guigui, he found that those people had their backs straight and leaned forward slightly, their steps were not random, and their postures were unified.
These people are not like athletes, but more like - military men.
He knew that if the man in front of him gave the order, those men would tear the two of them to pieces.
Therefore, he did not dare to speak.
Liu Guigui's elegant temperament disappeared suddenly, threw away the cigarette butt, slapped the cheeks of the two of them respectively, and said viciously: "Blanched Nyima, remember, if Lao Tzu dares to cross the ocean, he is ready to bury his bones in a foreign land." I, including them, have already built the coffin, what about you? ”
The two of them were so pale and terrible that Nono didn't dare to speak.
Liu Guigui smiled contemptuously, took a sip, and spit on the upper of Kerr's shoe.
He waved his hand: "Go!" ”
Everyone passed by the two of them, raising their heads one by one, but their eyes were gloomy.
The two of them didn't dare to come out.
Walking away, Liu Jiahui breathed a sigh of relief: "Emma, precious brother, you can really do it, and your English is getting better and better." ”
Liu Guigui bared his teeth, and his teeth were a little yellow: "If there is no three, two, three, how dare you go to Liangshan?" What is this, I think back then, no matter what the four beams and eight pillars, I took loyalty and salary to pick up several mountain locks, and I didn't blink my eyes. The two foreign devils who are strong outside and dry in the middle, Lao Tzu scares them every minute! ”
Over the years, Liu Guigui has not participated in the fight and killing at all, and the silk near Lugang Town has become extinct. Everyone thought he was bragging, and today's events have made everyone feel better, maybe it's true......
But Liu Guigui never mentioned the past when he carried a firewood knife and dragged urine traces and closed his eyes to cut people!
But as soon as he returned to his accommodation, he heard Samuel Goldberg say: "Precious, the Olympic organizing committee said that the amateur status of the competitors should be reviewed." ”
Liu Guigui was dumbfounded: "This ......"
I can't say it, it's all battlefield killing talents who are more professional than the regular army.
Miao Cuihua's eyes rolled: "Don't worry......"
(End of chapter)