Chapter 702: The master shouts the microphone, and the disciple is messing around
The term Venerable Master is mostly the Dharma name of a monk and the honorific title of a bhikshu.
Zhao Chuanxin casually made a name.
If he says that he is a magician, I am afraid that the other party will think that he is a crooked way, and he can't understand why the other party wants to be crooked.
You can't say you're a witch, can you?
Simply come to a non-monk, not a Taoist, not a witch.
Not long after, Mei Shunan personally came out to greet her.
Zhao Chuanxin's beard, which was unkempt before, was trimmed by Gulzar, which was much more pleasing to the eye.
The "smoky makeup" like the ash at the bottom of the pot is very heavy.
When Mei Shunan saw it, the tiger's body was shocked-just looking at it was extraordinary.
"Master Yunmao, please come in."
Zhao Chuanxin carried the scepter of redemption and nodded reservedly.
In the reception room, there were a few more people.
Mei Shunan introduced to Zhao Chuanxin: "This is Bayar, and this is Xuancheng Daoist." This is the apprentice of Bayar's forehead, Qimu Ge'e. ”
Then he pointed to Zhao Chuanxin: "This is Master Yunmao." ”
"The three masters, after a long journey, arrange the wine and food first, rest for a day today, and go to see the foreigner Mahanda tomorrow, so I will ask the three masters, and they will be rewarded afterwards."
Xuancheng Daoist paused: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." ”
Bayar muttered something that Zhao Chuanxin didn't understand.
Xuancheng Taoist, more Taoist than Zhao Chuanxin, has a slender beard, a towering bun, and fairy wind bones.
Bayar's forehead, his face full of flesh, hills and ravines, and his face looks very vicious, but it is not difficult to find that he is actually very wooden when you look closely.
And his apprentice, his wooden forehead is interesting.
Aprons, shirts, hats, gloves, belts, shavings and belts, as well as idols of crows. On the front of his apron, there are also paintings of double dragons and tigers, lizards and frogs.
As an apprentice, this outfit is more glamorous than that of the master.
The key is that face, Zhao Chuanxin recognized him as Japanese at a glance.
But it's not Matsuzaki Hoichi who went to He Huizhen's house before.
As soon as Zhao Chuanxin finished eating, he went back to the house with the housekeeper to rest.
Waiting for the housekeeper to leave, Zhao Chuanxin went out, went to the roof, looked around, and after finding out the layout, he didn't make any trouble, and slept honestly until night.
When flying in the sky, it is difficult for him to be so idle.
In other people's homes, there are few people who can sleep so soundly.
In the evening, Zhao Chuanxin was led to dinner.
Xuancheng Daoist scolded him, Bayar nodded, but his wooden forehead was very arrogant and expressionless.
Zhao Chuanxin thought to himself, Christians should pray before eating, and other religions should also express themselves.
Therefore, before he sat down, he opened his arms and chanted with his arms raised to the sky: "The wind blows heavily to the east; Fire, in those five elements; Thunder, menacing; Electricity, flashed without a trace. The sky is also empty, and the earth is empty, and the vast essence of life is so endless; The sun is also empty, and the moon is empty, and the two yao are so clear that the three palaces are condensed...... Call...... Okay, let's eat. ”
shouted a piece of microphone, which was really refreshing.
Sure enough, it makes sense to pray for food and money, and it makes people appetize.
Mei Shunan, who came to accompany him, and Xuancheng Daoren, Bayar, Qi Muge and others were dumbfounded.
Zhao Chuanxin had already opened the show, and after a long time, he found that everyone had not moved his chopsticks, and he looked up in astonishment: "What do you see, haven't you heard the mantra?" Eat quickly, Meizhi County doesn't think I'll wait for a meal. ”
Mei Shunan: "......"
People who want to be faced, in front of shameless people, suffer endless losses, too many mouths that can't be opened.
Mei Shunan, who can fish and eat the people, was at a loss in front of Zhao Chuanxin.
Zhao Chuanxin greeted again: "Everyone sit, don't go outside." ”
There was no food during the banquet, only wine and food, Zhao Chuanxin shouted to the steward: "Who is that, the noodles on the top, there is no carbs at all, how can I satisfy my hunger?" ”
The steward frequently gave Mei Shunan a look, indicating that this person might have come to eat and drink.
Mei Shunan glared at him and motioned for him not to meddle.
Sucking, Zhao Chuanxin drank the last noodle soup base, ate and drank to his heart's content, got up and patted his stomach and said, "You eat and drink slowly, I'll go back to recharge first." Tomorrow, let's get down to business. Meizhi County rest assured, my Yunmao Master has always had zero complaints, all praise, exorcism and righteousness, well-known. ”
When Mei Shunan heard it, "zero complaints" and "all praise" are all fairy terms, which are really quite unfathomable.
Hurriedly nodded.
It's a bit of a trap on IQ.
Just like some smart people in later generations were deceived, it was not that they never doubted it, but that they didn't want others to think that their IQ was crushed, so they simply believed it to the end.
Zhao Chuanxin sprinkled insect repellent powder in the room again, guarded the one-acre and three-point land where his bedding was located, released paper pigs as guards, and fell asleep with pillows.
It's been a long time since I've slept so unscrupulously, and the old leisure has returned to the sun, and a spring dream is chasing the gossamer.
This leads directly to a serious consequence - falling into a sweet dream......
……
When Zhao Chuanxin left, Benjamin Goldberg was not idle.
He ran to observe the people who were working for the heavenly flying.
He took a pen and paper to record the daily food and labor volume of these people, the stinky liquid mixed with water left by Zhao Chuanxin, the number of plants that these people watered every day, and the ruler to strictly jam the growth rate of each grass for 24 hours......
Gulzar felt that Zhao Xin's apprentice was very strange.
When I asked him, he just laughed and didn't answer.
In the evening, Benjamin Goldberg found Guo Vulwa, brought the account book, and looked at the "wages" given to those people every day, that is, food.
He frowned and whispered to Guo Vulwa: "Tomorrow, you have to be like this and this...... Don't resist, my master is the shopkeeper, I am his personal disciple, what I say is good in the sky! ”
Guo Vulwa was honest and felt that what she said was reasonable, so she hurriedly nodded her head.
One day went on like this, and in the morning, before the people were ready to go to work, Benjamin Goldberg clapped his hands and shouted, "Wait." ”
Everyone was puzzled, and a man shook his head and wanted to leave.
Benjamin Goldberg came with a big-shouldered and round-waisted Guo Vulwa.
Benjamin Goldberg gave Guo a look.
Guo Vulwa was carrying a stick with a thick bowl mouth, and the tiger was vigorous, and a group of people who watched it were pale.
Guo Vulwa is the character who sings with a white face, and he shouted: "Stand still, who dares to move, don't blame Lao Tzu for not having long eyes on the stick in his hand!" ”
It was a group of hungry people, afraid of starving to death, who only came to the sky to eat, where did they dare to resist?
Liu Ai, Wang Changming and a group of swordsmen also came to watch the excitement, each of them carrying knives, which made Benjamin Goldberg's fake tiger power increase his momentum.
At this time, Benjamin Goldberg began to sing red-faced, and he complained: "Guo Vulwa, look, you scared them." Remember, we are teachers...... Ah no, it's us who fly in the sky to convince people with virtue.
All right, everybody.
I am the eldest disciple of Zhao's shopkeeper.
From now on, I will direct you to work. ”
A man muttered, "Do you still need a command to work?" ”
Benjamin Goldberg hurriedly gave Guo Vulwa a look, Guo Vulwa didn't see it, but Liu Ai Jiling kicked Guo Vulwa in the back.
Guo Vulwa slammed the stick on the rocky road, making a "bang" sound.
The man shuddered.
This black man's face is full of flesh, and his eyes are like copper bells, which is really a bit terrifying.
Seeing that no one dared to talk more, Benjamin Goldberg nodded with satisfaction: "Liu Ai, you divide men, women and children into three teams. Men mow and transport, women cuttings, children water, it doesn't matter if you can't carry the bucket, you just need to take your own water bladder to draw water, each bag of water to water twenty seedlings, line up and move forward......"
Men are careless, women are careful. So men mow the grass and women take cuttings.
And the child has little strength, but the legs and feet are flexible, and he is responsible for watering.
Benjamin Goldberg did everything in detail.
But these people's heads are not very bright, and Liu Ai has not learned arithmetic, so the chickens and dogs are in a hurry.
Liu Ai complained: "Look, this day is getting high, and you haven't started to do it yet, when the shopkeeper Zhao comes back, he will definitely reprimand you for messing around!" ”
"Hehe, my master is used to me, even if I dismantle the sky, he won't say anything." Benjamin Goldberg said confidently.
Liu Ai had nothing to say.
After half a morning of such a toss, I finally started to work.
Gulzar had been watching curiously from the sidelines, and thought it was very interesting.
In the past, these people did their own work, cutting a bundle of grass, carrying it to cuttings, and then watering it, with children helping to help.
It seems to be organized, but the amount of work on a daily basis is limited.
But after Benjamin Goldberg's fuss, he kept adjusting, and he almost dried out the amount of the whole day in half a morning.
Because everyone is bored, there is no need to be distracted by the division of labor.
Gulzar asked, "If you usually have to water a lot of water, can you survive with only a little pasture?" ”
Benjamin Goldberg took out a few pieces of paper with a diagram drawn on them: "There are traps to poverty.
You see, whether it's the rate of plant growth, or manpower, there is a limit.
Desert vegetation is cold and drought tolerant, and according to my records, no matter how much fertilizer is watered, it cannot grow indefinitely.
It's the same with manpower, they do work hard every day, and the people of China are the hardest working people I've ever met, but they waste a lot of time running back and forth.
As far as I know, people who are struggling on the poverty line can increase their productivity by up to 4% if they increase their daily energy intake from food by 10%. The food distributed to them by Guo Vulwa is enough to feed two meals a day, and it will not greatly increase productivity.
Therefore, even if the distribution of food is increased, the relationship between their energy intake and productivity must not be an S-shaped curve, but an inverse L-shaped curve......
Several charts clearly show the relationship between the rate of plant growth and the watering liquid, as well as the relationship between manpower and intake, human labor distribution and so on.
Gulzar didn't know what to expect.
Guo Vulwa said worriedly: "Then I have done more work today than in the past, do you have to send more food?" We don't have much food. ”
Benjamin Goldberg shook his head: "I have been wandering and observing along the way, and I have found that when the people are freed from the predicament of starvation, they may not only buy the food that can provide the most energy, but are keen on food, otherwise they will be resentful......"
For yeoman farmers who need to be self-sufficient, they may continue to cut back on food and clothing. But for workers, this is especially true.
But even the poorest of the poorest people have to fight tooth sacrifices once in a while.
So, Benjamin Goldberg's advice is not to eat in the evening, but to give some oily meat......
Although everyone felt that the apprentice of the shopkeeper seemed to be so smart that people couldn't understand it, they still believed it......
(End of chapter)