Prologue Famous Paintings-Returning to the Original
Teyvat,
There is flowing water in the mountains, and there are immortals in front of the flowing water.
The ethereal and proud crane spreads its wings and stretches its posture, and the beak of the bird, which looks like a fishing weapon, combs its feathers, and its eyes swim with the slow-moving whitebait in the river.
It seemed that phlegm was stuck in his throat, Xianhe coughed twice, and asked unhurriedly: "Cutting the moon, your apprentice is just taking on a human form, it will take two hours, right?" ”
There was a vague figure in the clear water in front of the immortals waiting here, and the fish swimming in the river were not afraid at all, but circled around the figure.
"What, Liuyun, are you in a hurry?"
The immortal deer with the name of "Cutting the Moon and Building the Sun True Monarch" stomped his hooves on the soft grass, "Yixiao is more patient than you." ”
Liuyun snorted by the wind.
I'm just worried about the little lives of these swimming fish.
Yixiao Daotian didn't expect the topic to suddenly turn to him, and he glanced sideways: "I don't care, anyway, where to maintain my antlers is maintenance." ”
The fairy deer tilted his head and looked at the water to look at his horns, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook an arc.
"No matter from which point of view, the pair of characters that fuse the essence of the emperor is so good-looking! Right, shaving the moon~~"
"It's stinky!" Hearing the sound of the sky shifting, the moon sneered, but the hooves dug a mud pit in the grass.
Damn, I really want my horns to merge with the pith of the Emperor!
I don't envy, I don't envy, I don't envy at all......
"Cut the moon, wipe your tears."
Li Shui Dieshan put three black lines on his forehead, generously plucked a feather and handed it over, and at the same time spread his wings and flew, avoiding the sharp beak of the crane that stayed in the clouds and borrowed the wind.
"Bastard, what are you doing by plucking my feathers?"
Liuyun borrowed the wind like a defeated rooster, staring at the mountains of Lishui standing on the trees with red eyes.
If it weren't for the fact that there were juniors in the flowing water who were transforming, I am afraid that they would have rushed forward a long time ago and had a battle between cranes and cranes.
Li Shui Dieshan ignored Liuyun, who couldn't find a few cursing words in the dictionary, and looked at the figure that gradually became bumpy with interest.
"It's no wonder that the Lords don't usually see each other. You have to take a good look at your apprentice, in case one day you are suffocated to death by dust and sand due to an accident, and you can't find a place to redress your grievances. ”
"How can Lord Ultimate be such an unreasonable person?" The words of the True Monarch of the Moon Cutting Yang were full of hesitation, not mixed with a little firmness.
His eyes drifted to the sky, and he decisively chose to change the topic: "Liuyun, where did Ganyu go?" ”
"I was a little injured in the battle some time ago, and I stayed in Dongfu to recuperate."
Liuyun replied by borrowing the wind, and began to complain again: "I don't know what Ganyu thinks, when fighting, he still uses inconvenient bodies such as human form." Isn't the body of a unicorn majestic enough? ”
"That's it, when I went into battle to kill the enemy, I didn't know how to wrap those two cumbersome things in a small spot, if it was the same size as Ping'er after finishing the things, how could I get that injury?"
"The sergeants fighting in the Millelith Regiment are all men, except for the logistics department, how many women are there?"
The figure was drawn to attention.
In the last battle, he killed the enemy with Ganyu, and when he heard Liuyun's impassioned complaint, he couldn't help but be a little puzzled: "Ganyu is not ......"
"When will you excuse her?"
Liuyun borrowed the wind like a rooster that crowed loudly in the early morning, raised his slender neck, and suddenly raised his voice, interrupting the next words of Yixiao Daotian.
Hidden and concealed eyes glanced at the figure on the bottom of the water who was attracted attention, and she kept flapping her wings: "I almost lost my life this time, I knew that this was the case, so I made her turn into a man, so that she could help the emperor go into battle to kill the enemy and become a general." ”
The figure trembled slightly, and stopped transforming.
Isn't Ganyu a girl from birth? It can also transform into a male...... Shifting the sky and secretly wondering if it was when he took care of the antlers, some new immortal method was born, and now he can't keep up with the times!
At the same time, he felt that Liuyun borrowed the wind to dote on Ganyu too much, and now he was panicked, but he just scratched his arm, and it was a matter of life and death.
"But you're right, now there is indeed a lack of a general in the emperor's account to lead the Millelith Regiment."
The Heavenly Soul Commander was ignorant, and his personality seemed to be very pure, and he didn't realize anything: "Although Ganyu is a hybrid of human and immortal blood and has strong strength, his personality can't control the Thousand Rock Regiment. ”
"Ah Ping is too jumpy, I heard that now I have fallen in love with the bell hanging from the emperor's waist, and I am entangled with the emperor all day long, and I can't lead the Thousand Rock Regiment."
"I'm waiting for the immortals to be at ease, and I'm used to being alone, it's really difficult to do, it's hard to do!"
Two sentences of "difficult to do" came into the ears of the figure.
The figure was facing a fork in the road at the moment, and hesitated.
The figure thought of the emperor picking up the weak him in a teacup, and carefully added herbs to it, and made a decision!
For the sake of the Emperor of the Rocks!!
Seeing that the bumps began to deflat, Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun to breathe a sigh of relief, and the tips of his wings wiped away the cold sweat that did not exist on his forehead.
In the end, my dear best friend, you owe me a great favor this time!
There are no three meals...... No...... Four big meals, but it's not enough!
Cutting Moon Zhuyang Zhenjun's face looked a little strange, and he asked cautiously, "Liuyun, you shouldn't forget that my disciple is a pure water elf, right?" ”
"Elves don't have a gender!"
Liuyun's expression froze with the wind, and the whole person suddenly turned gray.
Moving Sky realizes that something doesn't seem right.
Lishui Stacked Mountain hehe monster laughed twice, intimately made up two knives for it, and said in a misty fantasy: "When the time comes, the master and nephew will lead the Qianyan Regiment and accompany the emperor to fight in the south and the north, and the two will cooperate tacitly to kill the enemy in battle, and they will be invincible, but in the end, the Lord will stay in the original ......."
"If the master and nephew are injured a little, the emperor may be able to boil herbs while handling official duties, and the lord will stay in the ...... of returning."
"When the Demon God War is over, the master and nephew take off their bodies Rong Kai, transform yin and yang, wear long hair fluttering, skirt surging up, and finally the lord stays in Liyuan, waiting for the emperor's triumphant return......"
"Whoa, goo, goo-goo-"
"Boom, Boom—"
"Quack, quack—"
The three immortals present except for Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch all grinned at the corners of their mouths and let out healthy and polite laughter.
Liuyun took advantage of the wind to pace restlessly, the bird's claws turned over the soil, grabbed an earthworm and threw it into the open mouth of Lishui Dieshan, and said stiffly: "Habit is a terrible thing, and when that time comes, even if you change yin and yang, the emperor will probably treat him as a man!" ”
If the emperor is taken down before the end of the Demon God War, there will be no need to change yin and yang at that time.
But Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun subconsciously ignored this option.
She stared blankly...... In the end, this favor, you can have a big meal!