"Apprentice, don't worry, even if you become a pot, you won't let you spray water when you cook in the future!"

"Huh?"

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In the early days of the Demon God War, he did not respond to the call of the original water god because he felt absurd and unbelievable about the idea that the demon god could also be judged by the law.

Wandering all the way, he came to the Liyue area, where he was accidentally injured and picked up by the emperor, who then handed it over to his disciple Zhuyue Zhuyang.

After that, he transformed into a form, followed his master to learn immortal arts, learned martial arts from Senior Sister Ganyu, and entered the command of the emperor.

In order to share the emperor's worries, he fought with other immortals, fought his way out, successfully stood out, and took a part-time job as a civil official to deal with affairs as an 'emperor's assistant'.

- It is also the profession closest to the emperor in normal times.

After that, there is a series of demon slayers, processing documents, helping the emperor prepare three meals a day, showing off to the final adult, walking being swept away by the 'naturally formed' wind and dust storm, fighting the demon god, and processing documents......

Slowly, I don't know when the murderous aura turned into murder, crisscrossing every part of the soul, perhaps by the dying curse of which demon god.

It doesn't matter, just after the end of the Demon God War, killing is different from karma, and it won't bewitch you every day and night.

He also took advantage of the situation to enter the Moon Sea Pavilion with Senior Sister Ganyu, and handled the affairs of Liyue every day, cutting a few people, raiding a few homes, and occasionally working a few overtime.

If you continue to cultivate yourself, even if you work day and night for 59 days because of the big trouble caused by a certain bastard Fengshen, there is no sign of the murder breaking out.

But that time, I almost thought that I was about to develop the diversity of immortals.

- He saw the world behind the Slope of Nothingness.

Ming Ming Xiao used to ...... Oh, and he can still rest.

Later, because of the fall of Kanria, Reindot unleashed all the successful or unsuccessful monsters in his laboratory.

The beast tide swept across the continent of Teyvat.

In the emperor's absence, he picked up his bow and arrow again.

It may be that the breath of the death of the demonic beast triggered the killing, and after the tide of the demonic beast dissipated, I felt that I had forgotten my troubles and forgotten my happiness.

- also forgot about intellectuality.

Senior Sister Ganyu, who was on the same battlefield, was quite pitiful at the time, and after fighting the beast tide, she had to deal with her own junior brother who had become stupid.

Then he was suppressed by other immortals who rushed over, and when the emperor came back, he picked a place with beautiful scenery near mountains and rivers, and came to a heavenly movement.

It's just sealed.

The first 200 years were muddy, and then the emperor used a special immortal technique to help him regain some of his knowledge, and the middle 100 years were used to recover, and the next 200 years met an interesting guy named Alice.

It's not boring either.

As a result, I didn't expect that when the seal was lifted, the master suddenly came to such a sentence without a head.

What does it mean to become a pot?

He is intellectually diminished, and he will not become food.

Disgusted, he pouted his eyes and stood there with his eyes closed, his head held high, and the true monarch of Zhuyang who had a look of 'I am really a good master', stopped the water and bowed: "The senior nephew has seen Uncle Liuyun, Uncle Lishui, and this ......"

Zhishui looked at the white-haired girl slightly, and then turned his inquiring gaze to Liuyun to borrow the wind.

Uncle Lishui Dieshan is as unconcerned as his master, and he doesn't care about accepting apprentices, but he is actually too lazy to teach his apprentices.

Then the disciple of the Immortal Family who was present was only accepted by Uncle Liuyun, who was cold-faced and warm-hearted.

What is Alice calling this?

- Tsundere's cute attributes?

I didn't see where Uncle Liuyun looked cute!

Liuyun borrowed the wind to push the white-haired girl forward: "This is my second disciple Shenhe, don't look at her like this, she is a good seedling who cultivates immortal arts." I'll tell you she used to ......"

"Senior Sister Shenhe, meet for the first time."

"Senior Brother Zhishui..."

The girl named Shenhe looked at Zhishui blankly, and her empty eyes showed a rare trace of emotion, and she couldn't help but take a step forward.

The immortal transformation has a good appearance, and the water stop is no exception.

The normal appearance of a teenager who is higher than Xiao does not need to stand on a high place to maintain a strong style, because he is born as a pure water elf, his facial features are delicate and a little soft, and there is a tear mole in the corner of his right eye, which is easy to give people a sense of intimacy.

The light blue pupils that resemble the sky have diamond-shaped outlines, the color resembles the stars of the false sky, and the ends of the supple white hair are dyed with blue highlights.

The hair is tied with a red rope and is formed into a wolf's tail hairstyle.

In addition, there is also a red rope wrapped around the waist twice, and a leather bag embroidered with a gossip pattern hangs on it, and next to the skin bag is a bell.

The bell accompanies the movements of the owner of the body, but it does not make the slightest sound, but it seems to be reassuring and peaceful.

The red rope on his left wrist hung an ice-blue Vision, which shimmered between the movements.

With the wrist that looks like a heavenly thing, it seems to add a lot of ...... Astringency.

Shenhe blinked in confusion.

She is because she was born with a lonely life, so she is tied with a red rope, and she uses the red rope to lock the soul to avoid the life grid.

But is this senior brother who met for the first time a little too much?

How do you look worse than me.

"Is it a catastrophe?"

Although I don't quite understand why this Shenhe junior sister Liuli has a strange love in her eyes, Zhishui doesn't care, but sees through the fate of the red rope lock soul at a glance.

Cutting the moon and building the sun Zhenjun is the best at calculating the fortune grid, he learned here, although he only learned two or three, but it is enough.

The sword in his right hand pointed at Shenhe's forehead, and the diamond-shaped outline in the eyes of the water stop flickered, and he said a constitutional word: "In the name of stopping the water and dispelling evil, may you have no disease, no pain, no disaster, and no difficulty in this life." Rest in peace, so that the catastrophe will sleep forever. ”

In the end, he was born as a pure water elf, and he is quite proficient in blessings, and Shenhe is also his junior sister, and when they meet for the first time, they always have to give some gifts.

Thinking like this, he untied the red rope between his hair and handed it over.

"This thing has been with me for a hundred years, contaminated with the breath of killing, and can better cooperate with the red rope soul locking method."

"Thank you, brother."

A burst of azure light flashed on the surface of his body, and Shenhe could clearly sense that he was at peace that he had never experienced at the moment.

"It's just a matter of doing it."

"Master and two uncles, I'm going to find the emperor!"

"Hahahahaha-"

Stopping the water and dispelling the evil at will, waving his hand at will, the hem of his clothes is automatic without wind, looking at the sun in the sky that is exactly the same as 500 years ago, without the slightest change, looking up and laughing, and stepping forward.

The left foot magically stepped on the right foot, and whoever knelt on the ground and rolled straight down the mountain.

It was a long time before there was a crisp sound.

Shenhe's rich experience made her hear the sound of her head colliding with the stone wall at once.

At the same time, there are ......

"Damn! What are you slime laughing at?! ”

"Could it be that you are looking down on me? I'm a well-known water-stopper! Eat me with an arrow, Ada! ”

Ice Slime: "Nunu~"

Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun's eyes narrowed, sensed that something was wrong, and took the red rope in Shenhe's hand.

The three immortals were head to head.

"This seems to be the red rope that the emperor used to save the water to save his intellect!"

"Alas~ Is this a great loss of intellectuality? It's so terrifying! ”

"What nonsense are you talking about? When my apprentice brings this red rope again, he will definitely be able to return to normal...... Right? ”

"No, if he was normal, he wouldn't give this red rope to Shenhe girl."

"Maybe the apprentice remembered ...... wrong"

Zhuyang Zhenjun muttered to himself and glanced down the mountain.

"It's all worn~"