Chapter Twenty-Three: Shadow, You're a Staple of Water and Evil
"It's been a long time since I've cooked, and I don't know how the craft is."
Brought the last dish from the kitchen and put it on the table, stopped the water and untied the apron, staring at Keqing without squinting, the expectation in his eyes was so conspicuous.
Keqing's face flushed, she took a piece of meat and put it in her mouth, and chewed it.
"Very good."
"That's good!"
Zhishui breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the chopsticks and made some meat and vegetables in Yaoyao's bowl, and said softly: "I haven't done it for 1000 years, it seems that the craftsmanship has not declined, Yaoyao eat more." ”
"Thank you, uncle."
Yaoyao smiled and bent her eyes, and the little girl's voice was like a collision between jade and jade.
"No thanks."
"Something seems to be broken......"
Yanfei, whose mouth was bulging, stopped chewing, looked left and right, and did not notice that any dishes and chopsticks had fallen to the ground.
Keqing took a deep breath.
"I wonder what the Hydratus is looking for me this time?"
"Something seems to be wrong."
Zhishui's eyebrows furrowed, and he thought about it carefully, "It's about the Immortal Family, Master, Uncle Liuyun, and Uncle Lishui...... Ah yes, Uncle Lishui sent a letter back to me. ”
He coughed twice, and his eyes seriously looked at Ke Qing's hand holding the sword: "I have asked people, Yu Heng, you should usually use Gu Yun's swordsmanship." ”
"It's Yunlai Sword Technique."
Ke Qing's face was serious: "Gu Yunlai's swordsmanship is no longer suitable for practice under the screening of time, so the ancestor eliminated some of these complicated moves and used Yunlai Jianfa as a family martial art." ”
Zhishui rubbed his face: "It's not bad." ”
He asked again, "Yuheng, your hair color is innate, not dyed by the elemental power in the later stage, right?" ”
"Born with it, of course."
"That's good."
Shui Zhishui's fingertip tapped the tabletop, and a puddle of flowing water simulated the appearance of a little girl, and after thinking about it, the Eye of God flickered, freezing the flowing water into ice.
This is "Save the Bitter Trouble, Raise the Dead and Return to the Remains of the Boy", who used to be a medicine picker, but was later involved in the war of immortals and demons, and was tragically affected.
"The immortals couldn't bear it, and each took a wisp of immortal power and sealed it in her body, becoming a zombie and getting the immortal number, but later she woke up and couldn't control the power in her body, and fell into a rampage.
"Immortals never heard of."
Keqing was ignorant: "Then what does this have to do with the water stop fairy looking for me?" ”
"According to blood, this immortal is your ancestor."
"Ahh
Zhishui said in surprise, Ke Qing was stunned, suddenly stood up, and slapped the table with both hands: "This is impossible!" ”
Stop the water and shake your hands.
"It's true."
"Originally, I wanted to be raised and taught by Uncle Liuyun, but she just woke up and ran away, and Gu Yunlai's swordsmanship was perfect, which was a martial art she learned before she became a zombie."
"Later, I also relied on swordsmanship to find the parents who saved the suffering of Zhenjun and settled them. I heard that they had a son. ”
As a medicine picker, the road in the mountains is difficult and dangerous, and accidents may occur at any time, so it is also necessary to learn a martial art.
"Abaaba."
Keqing's brain can't understand, and the language system is damaged.
"According to the letter from Uncle Lishui, after thousands of years of sealing, Zhenjun has been able to control his own immortal power, but the zombie has a bad memory and can't take care of himself alone. Yuheng, the heavy responsibility of taking care of the ancestors is incumbent! ”
"Good...... So where is this true monarch now? ”
is reasonable, public and private, and Keqing can't shirk it.
"Uncle Lishui doesn't like mortals to disturb the purity, so he moved the amber sealed in her from the cave to the mountainside, you can go to Amber Mountain and pay more attention to the amber on the side of the road."
"Of course, the statue I gave you is in my hand, and it has my immortal power aura on it, so that the uncle who cares for you will not treat you as an immortal seeker and fight back."
"I'll go when I'm done with this meal."
"You can't do it."
"Ah~"
"It's so tiring to pretend to talk!"
"Little Yanfei, I'll leave the dishes to you."
As the purple cat's head disappeared outside the door, Zhishui patted Yanfei's shoulder, slumped to the ground, like a caterpillar, and squirmed to climb to the second floor.
Yanfei's eyelids twitched, "Stop the water senior, this is really a waste!" ”
"There's no way, if one day my intellect is greatly reduced, I'm afraid that a pure heart can trick me home."
Ganyu smiled and shook his head, quite tolerant of his junior brother's actions, and looked down at Yaoyao in his arms.
"Yaoyao, shall we go take a nap?"
"Good~"
Yaoyao herself is a quiet child, she doesn't jump out so much, and she has lived with Ganyu for a long time, and napping is already essential.
Yanfei resigned herself to her fate and began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.
I really don't want to wash it, it's greasy......
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Each piece of manuscript paper with shameful content on it was randomly sprinkled on the ground, and several piles of light novels three inches and five feet high were accumulated next to the bed, isolating the bed from the outside world.
Zhishui crossed the light novel, 'poof-' and lay on the bed, took out the candy from under the pillow, which one was not finished next to it, and continued to read.
"The omnipotent Eightfold Womb Division has a pair of jade feet, and the thin and narrow green tendons can be clearly seen on the white and tender instep, and the soles of the feet are not rough as ordinary people, but smooth and white, and the toes are like full grapes, exuding a fragrance that is vague."
"And these enviable, coveted jade feet are now stepping on the shoulders of the Inazuma Thunderbolt General, who is famous and above thousands of people, and Yae Woji gently pinched a strand of purple hair between his toes."
""Thunderbolt General, there should be a way to ask for people!" 」
"The smart, beautiful, and all-powerful Yae Uterus Priest won't help just because of your casual words." 」
""I know ......"
"The majestic Thunderbolt General bowed his head like an ordinary girl at this moment, his bright eyes flashed with tears of humiliation, and his hands trembled and held up the pair of smooth jade feet."
"I saw her slowly and gently ......."
"Having said that, there should be a light novel that teaches people how to scold!"
Zhishui suddenly closed the book, rummaged through the stacks of books next to the bed, and took out a light novel with a cyan cover.
"I remember, it seems to be in this one."
"I don't know how to insult her, she's so high-status, so beautiful, I can't find fault with anything."
"But I think she can start with the wisdom that she is proud of, and if you describe her as the dumbest fool, she will definitely feel insulted!"
"I see."
Zhishui nodded seriously, pinched the magic trick with one hand, and condensed a crystal again.
He pondered for a moment, and suddenly a flash of inspiration struck.
"Ei, you're such a fool, you're a little smarter than stopping water and dispelling evil, and being the penultimate makes you proud? I'm afraid it won't be long before you're really a staple of water and evil!! ”
Except for what I just said, where there is something awkward, everything else is just perfect!