"This is the portrait of the apprentice I found for you, show me carefully, don't admit your mistake."

"How can there be two? It's hard to call one like this now, teach two, isn't it going to kill me?! ”

"He's Shenhe's nephew, you can help take care of it."

"Are you sure he didn't take care of me?"

"Self-knowledge is good."

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The patterns carved on the wooden floor shimmered and shimmered, and an ethereal white mist filled the room, and a woman with a peach blossom face was wearing a plain white dress, with cinnabar on her forehead and her orchid fingers.

"You idiot, why don't you worship when you see immortals?"

Xingqiu opened his mouth slightly in confusion, knelt on the floor, held the fainted Chongyun in his arms, and mechanically sent a popsicle to his mouth with one hand.

He was a little overwhelmed at the moment......

Not long ago, Xiangling found him and said that he was going to take him to meet a senior, if he could succeed in apprenticeship, it would no longer be a dream to enforce justice with a sword.

Because there is a chamber of commerce at home, Xingqiu, whose dream was forced to run aground, was not unexpectedly moved.

So he came with Chongyun.

It's just that......

This kind of battle, compared to its predecessors, feels even more liar.

"Tsk, sloppy, hurry up and kowtow to the teacher, my time to draw the manuscript is almost up."

"Hmm......"

Xingqiu was caught off guard, only to feel that his head suddenly weighed like a thousand catties, like a marionette, and kowtowed three loud heads.

The sound is much crisper than that of a ripe watermelon.

"That's right."

Zhishui nodded with satisfaction, stretched his legs that were sore from sitting cross-legged, and with a thought, the plain white dress on his body was replaced by the short-sleeved shorts he wore before.

The white mist in the room was blown away by a strong gust of wind, and the carved formation was extinguished, and she took out the manuscript from under the bed and began to paint in earnest.

Xingqiu silently rubbed his itchy nose.

This master who just worshipped is a little not very particular, is it so easy to worship God? Shouldn't you pay attention to three bows and nine knocks, and if you don't enter, you have to serve a cup of tea, and there is no defense between men and women?!

Seeing the white thighs swaying in front of him, Xingqiu lowered his head: "Master, it's a little inappropriate for you to wear this, right?" ”

"What's this?"

Zhishui was a little puzzled.

I looked down and saw the bottom of it.

"It's all said in the light novel.,Now apprenticeship is dangerous.,If you don't pay attention.,You'll be eaten by carnivorous apprentices.,Although it's not very safe between people of the same sex.,But the risk is much reduced.。

"Ah~ My determination to accept apprentices this time is very great! Otherwise, this appearance, except for accompanying her when the emperor incarnated as a woman and wandered around the world, he didn't use it once at other times. ”

I always feel that this master's IQ is not too high...... Xingqiu complained in his heart, then raised his eyes slightly, lowered them quickly, and said cautiously tentatively.

"Is there a possibility, Master, that I'm a boy?"

A pair of soft hands pinched his chin, and he leaned down from the bed to look carefully, and touched the Adam's apple, which was already beginning to scale, and after confirming that it was true, his face was much more exciting.

Xingqiu's cheeks burned red on both sides, and the touch of the Adam's apple made him itch.

"Boys and girls are really rare."

Xingqiu's eyes suddenly widened in horror.

I saw that the body of this master, who had not dared to look at him before, began to shrink significantly, and at a speed visible to the naked eye, it turned into a teenager who didn't look much older than him.

"Between boys and boys, the risk has dropped again, Oye!"

"Treat yourself to a few more drafts!"

Xingqiu silently hugged the hot Chongyun in his arms.

This can't really be an immortal, right?

I thought I was joking......

After all, the IQ is not very high.

"Master, what do we have to do?"

"Origin? My master is "Cutting the Moon and Building Yang Zhenjun", he is a disciple of the emperor, since you have worshiped me as a teacher, in other words, the emperor should be your ancestor. ”

"Master, how old are you this year?"

"I'm only 3,100 years old, and your ancestor is too unparticular, so he urged me to get married at a young age."

What an immortal!

"How about helping me see this draft?"

After taking the paper, the first thing that catches my eye is an ordinary and warm family eating around the table, very harmonious with each other, and the husband and wife serve each other's dishes.

If you don't ignore the leg under the table, the two men each raised one leg......

"Good ......"

Xingqiu found that there were no words or poems in the books he had read to praise the scene.

It took a long time to squeeze out such a generic word of appreciation.

"Not bad!"

"Naturally, I can still paint ugly."

Zhishui tugged at his collar, "Why do you feel like this room is getting hotter and hotter?" ”

"Bad ......"

Xingqiu's face was panicked, and he lowered his head, just in time to meet Chongyun's big round eyes lying on his lap.

"Hey, Xingqiu, why is your face so red!"

The young man with white lips and red teeth grinned, hooked Xingqiu's neck, patted his brain hard, and then looked up.

"Is this the master you worship?! There must be a bit of a trick, come and play with me! Let's divide the ranks! ”

"Lonely and ruined, pure yang body, this family is terrible."

The finger of the water stop was lightly pinched, and a talisman condensed out of thin air and hit Chongyun's head.

Chongyun was stunned for a moment, the enthusiasm on his face rose rapidly, he took out a two-handed big sword, kicked the sword body, and his body accompanied the rhythm of the sword, waving and slashing.

"Breath booster? How do you draw a meditation talisman? Ah~ There are not enough heads! ”

A barrier of flowing water blocked the slashing of the two-handed big sword, and the water stopped patting his head hard, seeing that he couldn't shake out the drawing method of the meditation talisman no matter what, he had to sigh.

"I thought that for the sake of Senior Sister Shenhe's face, I would just let you calm down, but I didn't expect that the meditation talisman I drew didn't work. Let's just be rude. ”

Xingqiu tugged at his mouth.

He'd just heard it!

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"Let's go, don't forget to come to me tomorrow afternoon."

The previous room was a mess, with ice cubes and water everywhere, and the waterstop tray sat on the couch, biting a paintbrush in his mouth, and muttered a question.

"Yes, Master."

"I'm so sorry! Hydrophosus. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, just go back and let Ah Ping clean it up, don't look at her weak appearance, it's actually amazing! Every night I go back to the same way and go to the tavern to fool around. I really can't drag the smoke over. ”

Zhishui waved his hand broad-mindedly, and turned his head to shout at Grandma Ping, who was rummaging through the cabinets over there: "Ah Ping! What are you looking for? What's missing? ”

"It's a rare trip for the two children to bring something home for them."

Grandma Ping looked kind, like a grandmother who loved her grandson very much, so that Xingqiu and Chongyun never thought of how this person went to the tavern to fool around.

"They'll come every day, and this is just the first time."

"Who said they would come every day?"

After rummaging for a long time, Grandma Ping finally took out a large square cloth and spread it on the ground, threw away her crutches, and came to Zhishui with quick steps, holding his head with one hand.

Zhishui: "Huh? ”

(ﾟωﾟ)

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"Xingqiu, Chongyun, be careful on the road! By the way, this specialty is a bit wasteful, and you have to worry about it when you raise it. ”

"Yes ......"*2