"You are a little deflated three, ******, the ancestors raised you like a ****, I don't know the height of the sky, I don't know the height of the sky, I don't know the height of the ****, ******,, you are a *****!"

"You're not a good **, what's wrong with helping me with my little young top? Could it be that it's not **, I'm *** next door. ”

In the secret room unknown to the Fatui, the young and middle-aged versions scuffled on the ground, he picked his eyes, he dug his mouth, one by one fierce.

In the end, it was the youth version of the young Lisheng that was better, looking at the middle-aged version that couldn't struggle, he withdrew his hand from below, and twisted his index and middle fingers on his clothes.

Putting on the mask for the middle-aged version, he grabbed the middle-aged version's arm and dragged him all the way to the outside lab.

"You're a s**!"

The young version was unmoved, listening to the shouting and killing sounds that were getting closer and closer outside, and put his hands together in pretense: "May the Empress bless you safely!" ”

Then he strode into the chamber and sealed it from the inside.

The middle-aged version of the Doctor had no choice but to take off the mask from his head and throw it into a corner before the Abyss Order came in.

"Where's the Doctor?!"

Riptide kicked open the door of the laboratory with a few Abyssal Mages, looked around, and stopped in front of the glass cover for a moment, looking at the demon dragon inside with satisfaction.

The Abyss Mage who accompanied him escorted the only person in the lab to him, along with a mask in the corner.

Torrent withdrew his gaze from the demon dragon, looked at the middle-aged bald man in front of him, with fat cheeks and a small belly squeezed out, and buttoned the mask on his head.

"You're a doctor?"

Before the man could answer, Riptide shook his head again, "I've seen the portrait and photos of the doctor, and he's not as fat as you." ”

What do you mean......

The middle-aged doctor was indignant in his heart, but his mouth was unexpectedly soft, "I'm just a small soldier of the Fools, and I'm of little use to adults, so let me go!" ”

Although the ontology has made every time of itself into a slice, just die a random one, it's not a big deal, but it's a big deal for a slice!

Torrent snorted coldly: "You don't pretend to lie to me here, what Fatui soldiers would be like you, with a small belly?" ”

He kicked the doctor's little belly with his foot, "You are clearly the researcher of this laboratory, I, Torrent, the wisdom of His Royal Highness the Prince of the Abyss Order, can see through this little trick at a glance." ”

"My lord, you're discriminating! Why can't a middle-aged fat man in bald crisis be required to join the Fatui? The Ice Gun Heavy Guardian is still so fat! ”

"People are called strong, not fat."

Riptide snatched the staff of the abyssal mage and pressed it against the artery in the doctor's neck.

"Let me ask you, do you know how to control the magic dragon? If you know, you'll be killed, if you don't know......"

"The adult is really a pearl of wisdom, making money in the toilet, and the villain's hidden talent is known to you, of course the researcher will control the magic dragon!"

"Sample."

"My lord is the same!"

Seeing that the matter had been settled, an abyssal mage approached Torrent aggrievedly, looked at the staff with teary eyes, and then at Torrent.

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Angel's Gift

"How's it taste?"

"Apple stuff is good, but it's just human......"

Zhishui looked at the bartender on the counter who had wiped his cup more than a dozen times, the black-skinned one-eyed pirate man in front of the counter, and the tall man in the corner with a heavy sword next to him.

The two ladies sitting opposite each other at the next wine table, one wearing a wide witch hat, the Eye of Thor's inlaid in the softness, the top of the thigh-reaching stockings are flesh-colored.

The buttocks of the other sitting on the chair are outlined, and the leggings on the legs are not as eye-catching as the stockings, but after looking at them for a long time, they also have a unique flavor, and the eye of the wind god worn on the waist is particularly bright.

The gaze of the water stop is on the last lady......

The one-handed sword in his hand lingered for a long time, and he crushed the glass containing the apple stuff, and bad memories came flooding back in an instant.

"Vanessa's sword, the liontooth knight, the forged rock god contract, the damn Tobasbar, 59 days of overtime without a second of rest almost died suddenly."

With the constant chatter of stopping the water, the blonde lady who was secretly observing on the side suddenly felt a cold wind blowing down her spine, and couldn't help but tighten the clothes on her body.

Sensing the extreme danger, the knight in the corner grabbed the two-handed heavy sword and lifted it off the ground with one hand, tense body muscles, showing the terrifying explosive power.

Xingqiu didn't understand why Shizun suddenly exploded in anger, but it didn't prevent him from secretly adding dandelion wine to Chongyun's cup while looking worriedly.

The bartender behind the counter wiped his glasses in the same way, indifferent to these.

The black-skinned one-eyed pirate man dismissed his previous plan to clapping his hands and saying his lines at the same time, and his intuition told him that he was now cut off when he was playing.

I feel a pity in my heart.

This is the way he has been waiting for him to appear for a long time, but unfortunately Mondstadt is not only those Fatui, but also ordinary travelers and merchants, and it is not easy to meet a character worthy of this, but still not easy to mess with.

Suddenly, a breeze blew in from under the closed door, and the Wind Eagle Sword 'Gollum' that was placed on the table rolled off the table.

The blonde lady reached out to pick it up, only to find that the Wind Eagle Sword was stuck to the ground, only slightly worse than the Mondstadt Drunkard and the Drunkard.

"Tobas is awake!"

Unlike the imperceptible chatter before, the crisp sound of stopping water this time spread through every part of the tavern.

"The Liontooth Knight and the Knight of the North Wind don't go to the Wind God you believe in, and come to see me, an ordinary Liyue Immortal, what's the matter? Are you going to convert to the rock god? It's very free. ”

The blonde lady and the knight in the corner stiffened.

"Ahem, the Fatui have been making some noise in Mondstadt recently, and some of our Knights are all soldiers, so if there is anything wrong, please bear with the immortals."

The blonde lady glared at the Grand Master, who was about to come over laughing and inviting people to drink with the bottle, and sat down next to Alice in her dress.

"I'm the current Deputy Head of the Order, Jean Gunnhilde, and if anything happens to Mondstadt, you can come to me to solve it."

One of them is a lie!

The Fatui haven't made much noise lately, and seem to be quite quiet, but they don't have a good reputation, and it makes sense to push bad things at them.

The reason why they appeared here this time was purely because this immortal legend was not very good at dealing with the wind god.

"Hello, Liontooth Knight."

Zhishui knew that sooner or later there would be wear and tear and he would either disappear or die completely, so he could be called by his name as Ah Ping said.

But habits over the years are not so easy to change......

"Shizun won't hold himself in the room too much and make a social fear, right?"

Xingqiu muttered softly.

The next second, he covered his head and blocked the imposing green onions.

"Bastard apprentice! Although I'm dumber than Shadow, I definitely won't have those little problems with Shadow! I've been in charge of Yuehai Pavilion for so many years, and I'm still very good at talking! ”

Zhishui faced Xingqiu with a look of disbelief, turned his head to face Qin, and took a deep breath.

"Well, I've seen quite a few Gunnhild before, and you're just like them. The same protection of Mondstadt, the same diligence, the same hard work, the same dark circles, the same staying up late, the same almost sudden death......"

"How does it look like me? Except that I'm the guardian of Liyue, everything else is exactly the same. We are all wage earners under the command of our respective gods, and we stay up late every day to work overtime......"

This topic seems to be going a little wrong......