Chapter 66: Who Farts?
What to do, what to do!
Hua Ye squatted on the ground and hugged his head and cried.
He has swam hundreds of games, and he is the MVP of the enchantment, but he didn't expect to be defeated by a mouse today!
The pen fairy bent his head 90 degrees, and his smile expanded. The blue-gray ghost hand broke away from the arm and headed directly towards Wen Ning's position.
No way?
Wen Ning's weak expression collapsed.
The audience of the copy was in an uproar:
"Beautiful women's luck is not very good"
"Upstairs, it's too tactful."
"One in two probability, it's still her who fights"
"This is love~~~!"
Wen Ning reacted quickly to dodge the attack, and when she saw the last barrage, a melody suddenly appeared in her head.
Why does this barrage have a voice?
In her trance, Wen Ning's right foot tripped over the hemp rope that served as an enchantment.
She fell to the ground, with a sense of beauty that was missing her brainstem.
In the eyes of the pen fairy, her right leg is missing.
“……”
After a moment of silence, Wen Ning propped her head on her side, with tears falling from the fall in the corners of her eyes, and said delicately: "Hi~"
Xiaowei, who had been disconnected for a long time, jumped out again at this time
[Since your character in the dungeon is set as a weak little white flower, it does not match the actual detection, but the follow-up barrage audience recognizes your "weak" and "little white flower" behavior, and the gods tentatively determine that your current behavior is in line with the human design.
God's Evaluation: Every viewer of this copy is normal!
The god rolls his eyes at you and throws you a chance to draw.
Please select: 1, Draw card immediately 2, Retain card draw (3/10)】
【Draw!! 】
Time pauses, gacha!
Golden camellias bloom, and glowing cards float and spin directly above.
Finally fell into the hands of Wen Ning.
[Skill Card: Keyboard Warrior.]
Conditions of use: In ancient times, Peter Pan, Spider-Man, Pig Man, and Toilet Woman now have keyboard warriors, as long as the cardholder has a keyboard, he can be scared of the air on the Internet
Number of uses: 1/1】
[Wow Ka Ka ~ Congratulations to the player Wen Ning for getting: Ah ~ Golden Legend Card, 1, Use Now 2, Retention Card Pack]
Lemon:(=xェx=)
Time flowed again, and Wen Ning almost climbed to the railing.
If the new card is not reliable, then you can only rely on the old card.
Anyway, her cards are not serious, so she doesn't need to throw cards to trigger.
The pen fairy slowly floated beside Wen Ning, enjoying the other party's scared look.
Wen Ning wiped her tears, praised the railing with one foot, and pointed to the pen fairy with the other and said, "Don't come here!" ”
Oh!
No, a qualified villain will never be disconnected at a critical moment!
Wen Ning's eyes were red, tears were rolling in her eyes, and she had an unyielding expression.
"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!"
She leaned backwards.
The pen fairy braked sharply and tried to reach out and pull Wen Ning up.
It swept through Wen Li's left hand with a wave of its hand, and oops!
The lime falls downward, and the particles form a leaf between the lemon's index and middle fingers.
[Skill card: three things, don't bully the poor, number of uses: 3/5]
[Random objects on the skill card, an ordinary green leaf, symbolizing the vigorous life of spring. 】
Wen Ling rolled around on the ground with a cushion.
"Perfect"
『10 points』
"She's so weak, I'm so loving, dog-headed.jpg
The barrage played until it flew up, Wen Ning didn't have any thoughts, she threw herself on the ground and cried!
It was a fake cry before, but now it's a cry from the heart.
The pen fairy floated directly above Wen Ning, revealing a villain's smile.
As it bent over, the pen fairy's head split to the left and right to turn into mouthparts, sharp teeth stained with unknown mucus.
A drop fell on the floor, and the floor instantly emitted billowing black smoke.
"Warm Lemon!"
[Skill Card: Musical Instrument Mastery, Number of Uses: 1/5]
"Poof—"
Three voices appeared at the same time.
This was followed by a few more "poof———poof-poof-"
It's intermittent, like a fart.
But if you listen closely, you can see that this melody is very familiar.
A few more pops.
The transparent body of the pen fairy began to squirm with these few sounds, and the left and right half of its blue-gray face was strangely slightly drunk.
The mouthparts open and close, I don't know what I'm doing.
There were a few more pops, and the barrage finally reacted.
"It's the emo Divine Comedy of the Year!"
"No, who the hell is farting, so rhythmic!"
"What's the matter with this immortal? Smoked?'
"Is there a possibility that our weaker little white flower has made a move?"
『?』
Not to mention the audience question marks, the players in the dungeon are also full of question marks.
Especially Zhang San and Manshu, who were woken up because of this sound.
From the perspective of the two of them, it can be seen that Wen Ning is burying her head in the leaves and blowing vigorously!
Wen Ning didn't dare to stop, she could only change her posture and roll her body away from the pen fairy who was in chaos.
Suddenly, her back hit someone.
Wen Ning blew the leaves and looked up, and saw the six gods smiling and taking out a piece of yellow rune paper.
The rune paper accurately fell below the pen fairy under the hype of the six gods, and the rune paper was divided into three and turned into a simple formation to imprison the pen fairy.
Immediately after that, another yellow talisman flew away, standing in front of the pen fairy and immediately spontaneously combusted.
When the rune paper burns, the pen fairy also burns, and the pen fairy in a state of chaos has no idea how he died.
"Cuckoo!"
A cuckoo pops out of the wall clock on the wall.
"It's over, the challenge is over."
The Six Divine Gentlemen lifted Wen Ning up from the ground, "Thank you for your assistance, your props are very powerful." ”
Wen Ning's tears flowed, "Woo, I thought I was going to die, it's so scary!" ”
The arm that the six gods helped her suddenly tightened, and he quickly lowered the brim of his hat and glanced at his face to avoid looking at the performance of Wen Ning's spicy eyes.
The barrage is crazy about Wen Ning
"Ah, yes, yes, Wen Xiaobaihua is too weak, and needs the protection of the six gods, dog head!"
"Isn't it weak?"
"You're going to laugh at me"
Wen Ning was speechless, was her performance really bad?
At this moment, the mechanical sound that did not belong to Xiaowei sounded
"Mission: Please immortals
Completion Status: Completed
Casualties: 0
Tonight is Christmas Eve
Day2 Mission: The corridor at night is very dangerous, please follow the order of the room at the handrail at the staircase from left to right at 8 o'clock in the evening, and walk around the corridor on the second floor of the villa in turn, note: You must make a U-turn at the end of the road, you must make a U-turn at the end of the road, you must make a U-turn at the end of the road, you must make a U-turn at the end of the road!!!
The next day's mission was announced.
The player's expression is solemn, but there is no way.
They can only proceed as the task requires.
The order of the rooms from left to right at the handrail of the staircase is 1-4 when the room was first assigned.
Eight o'clock in the evening!
Manshu and Lu Meimei in room 1 went out on time.
"Patrol at night, what about my poor brother!"
Lu Meimei pinched her coat, and her words were full of unease for Lu Liang.
Manshu stared at the corridor in front of him without squinting, "Don't worry, you can't die." ”
Lu Meimei pouted and trotted to catch up with Manshu, "That Dai Hao is not a good person at first glance, how can he protect my weak, pitiful and helpless brother!" ”
Manshu stopped, and Lu Meimei hit her back without looking at the road.
"Ouch, what are you stopping for? Do you think what I said makes sense? ”
"Shh
Manshu glanced at Lu Meimei and made a false alarm gesture.
Two meters from the end of the hallway, a dark figure stood in the center with an indistinguishable face.